Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

"Village Chief, please stop saying a few words." Da Zhuang turned his head and said sympathetically, "You have no space on your face, why don't you stop."

The village chief, with the marks on his insoles on his face, shouted in dissatisfaction: "Old shrew, wait! We will definitely win! Your Xiwazi has eaten all the prey, let's see what she comes up with in the competition!"

Snapped!

The insole flew out and the village chief fell to the ground.

Da Zhuang: "..."

Hey, humans can't be more stubborn than cows.

Ahead, Shazhu and Shi Xiang appeared first.

The village chief performed a medical miracle and climbed up in a hurry. Just as he was about to speak, he heard the strong grandma opposite said coolly: "I also have a pair of rivet shoes. Do you want to try them?"

village head:"……"

Undaunted, he resorted to shouting and gesticulating in sign language.

At the same time, Director Jin took the counting board and announced directly:

"Next, we will announce the first place winner of this competition——"

She paused, looked at it carefully, and frowned.

"Who is it! Tell me quickly!" the villagers urged.

Director Jin gritted his teeth and checked a few more times before reluctantly saying: "The first place is...Silly Zhu's team! The prey obtained: 556 kilograms!"

"Wow!!!"

Kimura cheers collectively!

The village chief immediately became angry, imitating the same posture as the monkey, wearing a leaf skirt, and shaking his butt in front of the strong grandma.

"Lian Huazhi, I'm sorry!" the village chief said, "Your family heirloom comes back to me!"

Da Zhuang's grandma ignored him and urged Da Zhuang instead.

"Hurry up, Xiwazi will definitely not be happy if she loses. Let's go pick her up."

"and many more!"

A shout suddenly sounded from behind.

Everyone looked back and saw that Shazhu had just put on his warm fleece pants, his lips were almost purple from the cold, and he was shivering.

The village chief immediately beamed: "Zhuzi, just say what you want to say."

Let’s open the mic boldly, the winners will humiliate the losers, starting from now on! He is afraid of being beaten, but Silly Zhu is not!

Silly Zhu gritted his teeth, "I, I..."

"Say it!" the village chief urged.

Help him scold Qiao Xi! His back door still hurts! Damn Qiao Xi!

"I..." Silly Zhu gritted his teeth, "These prey are not mine."

"Yes, yes, that's right...ah?" The village chief was stunned.

Behind him, Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian came out slowly.

Qiao Xi sat down on Director Jin's chair. Director Jin immediately backed away and kicked the assistant director. The assistant director gave up his chair to Yu Sinian.

Then the two great directors stood aside respectfully.

[No, who still remembers what Director Jin looked like when this show first aired? 】

[Director Jin: Forget it, I once wanted to be a father, but in the end I was despised as a grandson]

Qiao Xi waved.

Silly Zhu's face turned red from holding it back, and he moved over after a long while.

Qiao Xi looked at him, and he looked at Qiao Xi.

"Are you mute?" Qiao Xi suddenly reached behind his back and took it out.

Silly Zhu immediately gritted his teeth and said: "I, Silly Zhu...voluntarily hand over all the prey to Qiao Xi!"

The scene was quiet for a second.

Director Jin was the first to react and ran forward: "Is this true?"

"What a piece of shit!" the village chief exploded, covering his anus and yelling, "Silly Zhu, are you crazy?! Are you sick? You gave her the prey?!"

The next second, the Komura player also took a step forward.

"I'll hand over the prey too!"

Player Otomura followed closely: "Me! And us! We also turn in our prey!"

Crowd: ? ? ?

Village chiefs:? ? ? ! ! !

"Are you all crazy?" The village chief was angry, "Qiao Xi must have threatened them!"

All the players shook their heads wildly: "No! We do this voluntarily!"

Chief Kimura staggered.

Director Jin took the opportunity to step forward: "Since everyone has unanimously decided, then our first place will be updated to..."

"Shut up, shut up!" the village chief was furious.

But when he opened his mouth, Cheng Xi and Cheng Dong covered his mouth and pulled him down.

The ranking was successfully updated, and the barrage was laughing like crazy.

Grandma Da Zhuang was the first to cheer, and rushed to the village chief's house to get the family heirloom back.

Everyone gathered at grandma's house.

Yu Xiao held his face and said, "It's not easy. Sister Xi has to take action! Grandma, look at the damage to the heirloom!"

Grandma Da Zhuang nodded and took out the bag solemnly.

Everyone's eyes followed immediately.

family heirloom!

Based on Da Zhuang's net worth, how valuable is a family heirloom? Is it jewelry? appliance? Isn't it some kind of exquisite work of art? !

"My darling..."

Grandma Da Zhuang touched the plastic bag and opened it.

The audience fell silent for an instant.

After a few seconds.

Qiao Xi reached out, kicked Yu Sinian's heel, and said, "Pinch Cheng Xi."

Yu Sinian stretched out his hand and pinched it.

Cheng Xi: "Ah!!! Master! What are you doing!"

Good guy, this is not a dream? ? ?

Qiao Xi turned around and left.

Grandma Da Zhuang immediately grabbed her, "Xiwazi, don't leave! Hey, Xiwazi! Listen to my explanation..."

"Urine pot! Is this a urinal?!" Yu Xiao and others screamed loudly, almost breaking things on the spot, "Grandma Da Zhuang! You use the urinal as a family heirloom?! We have been competing for a long time just to get this. !”

"Oh! My grandma was born in a poor family, and this is the only thing she left behind. It is the only thought my grandma left for me..."

Grandma Da Zhuang hugged Qiao Xi's hand and said, "I'll treat you to dinner tonight! A big feast! You can eat whatever you want! A flowing-water banquet or a pig-killing feast, whatever you choose!"

Qiao Xi stopped and turned around.

Although his mouth did not open, his expression softened.

Da Zhuang: "..."

Qiao Xi chose the pig killing feast.

The banquet was quickly set up, and not only was it set up, it was also placed on the road leading to Kimura. Everyone could sit for free as long as they told Grandma Da Zhuang something about the village chief Kimura.

When the village chief Kimura heard the news, his chrysanthemum exploded again on the spot and he fainted at home.

Halfway through the dinner, Grandma Da Zhuang mysteriously called Yu Sinian aside, took out a small bottle from her arms, and stuffed it into Yu Sinian's hand.

Yu Si Nian:?

"Take it," Grandma Da Zhuang whispered, "the ancestral recipe."

Yu Sinian narrowed his eyes: "Explain."

Grandma Da Zhuang looked at him up and down, "Boy, you haven't achieved the true fruition with Xiwazi yet, have you?"

Before he could answer, Grandma Da Zhuang bumped him with her elbow again: "Grandpa Da Zhuang chose me out of all the women in the village because of his talent. Do you know why? This played a decisive role!"

"One drop tastes the forbidden fruit! Two drops cross each other's necks! Three drops make day and night upside down! Four drops..."

"Grandma!" Da Zhuang roared beside him: "Don't read more weird books! Don't spoil Nian Nian!"

Grandma Da Zhuang glared at him and patted Yu Sinian on the shoulder.

"Go ahead." She said earnestly and sighed, "It's December now. If we do it tonight... there will be one more Libra child in the world."