Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand
Chapter 218: I’ve met my mother’s fan, my girlfriend’s fan, and it’s the first time I’ve met a hangi
Halfway through his words, he realized that everyone around him was looking over.
"What's wrong with him?" Qiao Xi asked.
"He..." Cheng Xi pursed his lips.
It’s hard to say this shamefully!
He thought for a moment, gritted his teeth and made a swallowing gesture towards Qiao Xi. Then he touched his hands all over his body, making a burning gesture, and straightened his waist. When the action was intense in the middle, he even rolled his eyes.
Everyone was shocked: "Dead?"
Cheng Xi:? !
[I don’t think he’s dead. Where is it itching? 】
[When did Cheng Xi learn hot jazz? I didn’t realize it, but he has some dancing skills]
[No, what happened! If I don't take action, this traitor will be a big deal! 】
[Can’t you see this? The first action was drinking, the second action was itching all over the body, which must be an allergy to alcohol, the third action was the wine was too strong and the waist slipped, and in the end he just rolled his eyes and sent himself away. The process is like this every time he hangs himself. This is how I fell into the trap in the first place]
[Oh, I’ve met mom fans, girlfriend fans, career fans, CP fans, this is the first time I’ve met a hanging fan]
Cheng Xi quickly shook his head: "No, no..."
"Not dead yet? I'll go take a look." Qiao Xi raised her legs and left.
Cheng Xi:? ? ?
He immediately stepped forward in small steps. Just as he was about to explain, he saw Qiao Xi turning around and asked directly: "Did he give himself aphrodisiac again?"
Cheng Xi was shocked: "My acting skills are so good?!"
"I saw Grandma Da Zhuang giving him wine." Qiao Xi glanced at him.
The air was quiet for a second.
Then with a plop, Cheng Xi slid to his knees.
"Young Mistress, I didn't mean to lie to you, the young master forced me! He just wants to drink fake wine and make it with you! I, Cheng Xi, have been loyal and upright throughout my life, so of course I don't approve of this method! But he said that if I don't agree , just strangle Cheng Dong to death! Cheng Dong still owes me three hundred and fifty. He can't die, and I can't help it, young lady! If you want to hold grudges, then grudge him, and don't take it out on me!"
As he spoke, he escorted Qiao Xi into the room. When he was at the door, he repeatedly warned: "The blush on his face is for painting, and his drunken state is for acting... Young lady, be gentle when you strike, don't give him any love brain." Typed out."
boom!
He left and closed the door behind him.
Qiao Xi turned around and saw a blushing face facing her.
His facial features are exquisite and his state of drunkenness is hazy.
He even swayed and poured on her: "Ah, I'm a little dizzy."
Qiao Xi grabbed his face, pushed him away, and stared at him with squinted eyes.
Eyes facing each other.
Outside, two heads came together.
"Tell me, why did the young master ask us to tell the young mistress about his pretending to be drunk?" Cheng Xi asked in a low voice.
Cheng Dong shrugged: "I don't know."
"Because Xiwazi is smart, he will definitely see through his little Jiujiu." A voice from behind interrupted.
Cheng Xi: "That's right. Even if you don't say anything, the young lady can see through it at a glance."
"Yes." Another voice answered, "Sister Xi knows all about Nian Zai's tricks. If Nian Zai doesn't play some tricks, he will be thrown out soon."
"Yes." Cheng Xi nodded and glanced out of the corner of his eye, almost jumping up!
Grandma Da Zhuang covered Cheng Xi's mouth and said, "Shh, don't scream, we are just passing by."
She let go.
Cheng Xi glared: "You...were passing by together in the middle of the night???"
Behind him, more than a dozen people, including Yu Xiao, Yu Xiao’s mother, Qi Xiaohuan, Da Zhuang, Aunt Zhao, and the neighbor next door, Sun Lao He, all squeezed in front of the window with their waists bent.
After hearing Cheng Xi's question, several people coughed dryly.
Only Grandma Da Zhuang was confident: "I suddenly remembered that my ancestral treasure seemed to have expired, and I was not worried. I came to take a look when I was passing by."
"It's okay. Nian Zai has a tough life and is famous for his iron stomach." Yu Xiao interrupted, "It should be okay if it's not expired for a long time. By the way, how long has it been expired?"
"More than thirty years."
Yu Xiao:?
Everyone:? ? ?
"Damn it! If you drink this, you will die!" Da Zhuang was about to go inside, but was stopped by Cheng Xi.
Cheng Xi said: "Don't worry, he didn't drink! Shhhhhhh, listen..."
Inside, there was a shaking sound.
"Squeak-"
"Squeak-"
Grandma Da Zhuang stamped her feet, her face flushed with sunset, "Oh! This young man is really... oh! This, this, this... oh! It's so degrading! It's offensive to morals..."
"Grandma, please take your ears away from the door first."
Grandma Da Zhuang ignored him, her head firmly pressed against the crack of the door, and she took out a hearing aid from her pocket with one hand.
The creaking was louder inside.
Accompanied by the squeaking sound, there were also words that Yu Sinian struggled to squeeze out——
"Xixi, I'm going to suffocate..."
"Just suffocate, that's how you have to play."
Grandma Da Zhuang’s mouth instantly opened into an O shape!
Playing so big? !
"I can't do it anymore, ah..."
"Bear it."
"I can't bear it anymore..."
Grandma Da Zhuang’s face was red and her whole body was shaking!
Da Zhuang pulled her away from the door, hugged her to the pillar, pulled her away from the pillar, and hooked her up to the corner of the wall.
The main goal is to live and die.
Finally, he said: "I won't leave! Didn't you hear what was said inside that they are about to die?! What if something happens if you don't keep watch? Da Zhuang, when did you become so indifferent? Grandma raised you so big, It’s not because you care about human life! I’m so disappointed in you! Don’t touch me! I won’t leave!”
Da Zhuang: "..."
"Crack!"
The door opened suddenly.
Da Zhuang raised his head and met Qiao Xi's eyes.
Qiao Xi frowned: "What are you doing here alone?"
Da Zhuang was stunned, "I'm not a..."
He paused and turned his head to look.
It was quiet all around, leaving him and the moonlight alone.
Not far away, Yu Xiao held Qi Xiaohuan's hand and walked in the yard. Unexpectedly, grandma had squatted on the ground to weed weeds. Even Yu Xiao's mother was carrying a wooden stake to train her muscles.
Da Zhuang: “…………”
He gritted his teeth.
These bitches have no moral ethics! ! !
Fortunately, Qiao Xi had no time to pay attention to him and came out carrying Yu Sinian, who was blushing.
Everyone immediately used their peripheral vision to scan Yu Sinian's body.
Grandma Da Zhuang lowered her voice and asked, "Why are you still wearing pants?"
"Maybe it's not easy to take off." Yu Xiao said in her ear, "Grandma, you don't know, sometimes you don't have to take off your clothes..."
"Stop talking, stop talking!" Grandma Da Zhuang covered her ears, "Young people, stop looking at colorful things! What love, green and yellow, just leave it to us old people to see!"
Yu Xiao choked, "I mean, you don't have to take off your clothes to get rid of the wine."
Grandma Da Zhuang let go of her hand.
"Loose wine?"
"Yeah, look, aren't you drunk?" Yu smiled and pursed his lips.
Grandma Da Zhuang looked in her direction.
Sure enough, Yu Sinian was already drunk and hazy, with half of his body pressed on Qiao Xi's shoulders.
drunk? No, there isn't much wine in her ancestral secret recipe...
Here, Yu Sinian opened his eyes.
Just now, Qiao Xi smiled ferociously while pouring wine into him, asking him to "fight poison with poison." Fortunately, he had anticipated this and took anti-alcohol medicine in advance.
"Xixi." Yu Sinian pretended to be drunk and poured it on her, "Come with me to the last issue of Lian Zong."
Qiao Xi held the lollipop in her mouth and pushed him away with one hand, "Your room is over there, walk back by yourself."
"Go ahead, last issue, go ahead."
"Get lost."
"I have something to tell you on the show."
Qiao Xi could figure it out with her toes.
The last episode of Lianzong is the night of confession, what else can I say?
She turned around and said seriously: "I also have something to say, and I can say it now."
The person on the shoulder was obviously stunned.
Then, his peach blossom eyes glanced at her face, "Huh?"
Qiao Xi hooked her fingers.
He leaned closer to her mouth, rocking and putting on a show.
He only heard Qiao Xi opening the corners of his mouth, and his bright white teeth were facing him——
"Don't seek death. We are humans and beasts."
"I know." The young master nodded and said seriously, "But I don't dislike you, it's okay."
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