Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

"Of course." Yu Sinian raised his eyelids and looked directly at Li Cheng who was passing by carrying a suitcase. "Even in the wild, Xixi and I are both quality citizens and will not fart anywhere."

Li Cheng:?

At the door, Yu Zheng had just returned from drinking tea with his friends.

When he saw the grand scene in the yard, his breathing suddenly became difficult.

"What are you doing?!"

The yard was filled with furniture, and even the ashtray he had used for twenty years was moved out of the corner!

Cheng Xi struggled to hold the toilet and jumped down the steps, and explained: "Master, the young master is going to participate in wilderness survival soon, and these are the luggage he needs to take with him."

Yu Zheng was furious, "How can this be a variety show? This is moving!"

"Do you want Xixi to starve to death?" Yu Sinian flew over with a big pot, "Don't cover her with a quilt when she's cold, don't eat when she's hungry, don't pee when she's bloated?"

"...Where are the dumbbells?! Are you bringing dumbbells too?!"

"If she encounters someone as distasteful as you, she must have a handy weapon?"

Yu Zheng: "..."

Just when Qiao Xi finished cleaning up and came downstairs, Yu Sinian immediately raised his eyebrows and wildly hinted at her to brag.

Qiao Xi raised her eyes and said, "You don't need one thing."

Yu Si Nian:?

Qiao Xi lowered his head and took out his phone and pulled out a video.

Just as it started playing, several naked figures jumped out of the trees.

"What are you doing!" Yu Sinian immediately covered her phone and whispered, "We will keep this kind of private film and television secretly watched at night."

Qiao Xi: "...This is the feature film from the previous seasons!"

This variety show was also mentioned in the plot of the original book. This variety show is famous for its perversion and authenticity. It is a trivial matter for the artists participating in the show to eat a bug or a mouse, so a certain cannon fodder encouraged the original heroine Ye Sisi to deliberately sign up for this variety show. As a result, Mr. Li Chengba was so angry that he slapped the entire show.

Qiao Xi raised her head and looked at Li Cheng who was secretly moving his luggage out.

Qiao Xi: "..."

He poked the show in the book, but poked his butt here?

Is this really the same person?

Xiao Liu said: "Master, maybe you said something? Those who are close to vermillion are red and those who are close to ink are black."

Qiao Xi pretended not to understand: "No."

"How is it possible? Lu Xun said that." Xiao Lu said excitedly.

Haha, it’s finally its turn to fight back!

Qiao Xi smiled.

"Liu'er, let me just tell you that all the systems that are still alive with me have been upgraded. Congratulations, you are already a brand new Xiao Lu."

She clapped her hands.

Xiao Liu suddenly realized it and wailed: "Ah ah! I have changed, I have changed! I am not the same Xiao Lu I used to be!"

A moment of silence.

But...this feels pretty good?

*

On the morning of the departure day, Yu Tunan hesitated in the yard for a long time.

Sui Lili encouraged him for half an hour.

"Think about Jiujiu's life! Think about it! You are the only daughter!"

Finally, Yu Tunan made up his mind.

He sold his old face for Yu Jiujiu, the rebellious girl who was determined to participate in the show!

Yu Tunan walked into the living room, looked at the girl reading on the sofa and asked tentatively: "Ahem, are you busy?"

"Snapped."

Qiao Xi closed the wilderness survival guide.

Yu Tunan's right foot suddenly froze in mid-air as he stepped forward.

Qiao Xi rubbed her eyelids that were almost unable to open, "Is something wrong?"

After a long time, Yu Tunan finally got the courage to go all out and said, "Well, you already know about the variety show. My uncle has something to ask you."

"When the show starts filming, can you help Jiujiu by the way? She..."

"I won't help." Qiao Xi refused decisively.

"Why?!" Yu Tunan was surprised.

Yu Sinian's voice came from far upstairs: "Help me quickly! Look at it for me! Which outfit looks better on me!"

Qiao Xi put down her book, stood up and said, "Let me help you both. I'm not the principal of the kindergarten."

After saying that, he shouted angrily upstairs: "The black one!"

Yu Tunan couldn't keep it off his face and left angrily on the spot.

If you don’t help, you won’t help!

The worst case scenario is waiting for the show to start filming and finding someone to secretly kidnap that rebellious girl back!

Before departure in the afternoon.

Qiao Xi carried Yu Jiujiu, who had been on hunger strike for three days and was finally able to eat, from the dining room to the car.

Yu Jiujiu shouted: "What! I can walk by myself! I have my own legs! Go away, go away, I'm not like Yu Sinian, who hangs on you as a decoration all day long! I am an independent personality... ow ! Oh, oh, oh, bad guy! I’m warning you, don’t hit me again!”

The group of people left the old house in a grand manner.

Yu Zheng patted Yu Tunan on the shoulder: "You were right to ask Qiao Xi for help."

Yu Tunan was encouraged and felt relieved: "I also know that she has a hard mouth and a soft heart, and she won't let it go."

"Yes, Yu Jiujiu will definitely get beaten up this time." Yu Zheng nodded.

Yu Tunan:?

Ah? ? ?

On the other side, Qiao Xi and others have made an appointment with Grandma Da Zhuang and others to meet at the airport and then fly to the designated location of the program team.

After the plane landed, they spontaneously took out the hoods they bought last time to avoid suspicion. When they arrived at the gathering place, they saw a group of animal heads in the distance, and everyone behaved in confusion.

"I'll go! Master, are they imitating you?" Xiao Liu asked.

Qiao Xi took out the potato chips and narrowed her eyes, "Nonsense, their hoods are not as ugly as mine."

After the 100 guests gathered together, they boarded the program team's bus, changed several modes of transportation, and finally took a helicopter on the road.

"How long do we have? Can you tell us where the filming location is?" Yu Jiujiu, who was in the front row, was particularly excited and chatted with the person in charge.

The person in charge said, "Don't worry, we'll find out when we get there."

After driving for about two hours, the person in charge turned on the microphone and got up.

"Okay! Here is where we are going!"

The cabin door was opened.

The guests stood up collectively and exclaimed after seeing the scene outside.

The helicopter was hovering in the air. Looking down, in the middle of the boundless sea, a giant desert island stood, with a large icon of the program team inserted. From here, you could also see the tangled old trees, and the scene was grand and magnificent.

It was at this time that the guests realized that they really had to stay on this island for 100 days, and they were feeling anxious and looking forward to it.

There was a "buzzing" roar coming from the surroundings. Everyone turned their eyes and instantly saw a group of helicopters in all directions.

Not long after, there were more than twenty helicopters hovering in the sky at the same time. Each one was marked with the country it came from. The five countries were country A, country B, country C, country D and China.

The person in charge wore a microphone and shouted to the people on the plane, "Okay! Next, please put on protective equipment and parachute to our adventure site!"

Everyone: ? ? ?

Floor-to-ceiling box? !

Guests who were afraid of heights were scared on the spot.

"This is tens of thousands of meters high! If you fall, your brains will disappear."

"I don't want it, I don't want it, I want to go home!"

Yu Sinian took advantage of the chaos and hugged Qiao Xi, whispering in her ear: "It's too high, I'm scared too."

Qiao Xi glanced at him and fastened his seat belt.

In the back seat, Cheng Dong and Cheng Xi looked at each other.

After a long while, Cheng Xi said uncertainly: "Brother, if I remember correctly, our young master obtained the first-level skydiving instructor certificate six years ago, right?"