Others threw mud at me, lying down and extorting him thirty-eight thousand

"Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" Yu Xiao reacted and covered his face and screamed like a dolphin.

Then, with trembling hands, he tied the phone to the router and poked at it wildly.

Comments surge by thousands every second.

Netizens who were already excited couldn't hold back anymore.

Under the official Weibo announcement of Lian Zong, there are a lot of question marks and exclamation marks.

Did @Qiao Xi and Yu Si Nian get divorced today? : Killed by a thousand swords? Qiao Xi and Yu Si are really happy in the new year! ! !

@ Bath did it today! : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I knew Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian were really playing with us!

@Whose real host, Che Zhenshan, is on the marriage and love variety show: the program team! They are hosting a wedding banquet, and you will be the head table!

@yusiannian’s black underwear was held in Qiao Xi’s hand: Am I not blind? I'm young, am I not blind? ? ? ! ! ! Are they crazy or am I crazy! All crazy! All crazy! ! ! Who knows how I feel now, screaming and pulling out my dad’s dentures and throwing them on the roof! ! ! ! !

@青萍宇四年的daughter: Dad! dad! mom! Mom! out! born! La!

Weibo, which held on for thirty seconds during the midfield, was once again completely paralyzed.

Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian are the talk of short videos and Xiao Hongshu.

In the background of Weibo, the administrator urged:

"Repair it quickly! I need to take a bath!!!"

The programmer's code was so dazzling that he almost pulled out the keyboard, and shouted angrily: "Take a big bath! I hate bathing!"

Normally, the amount of backend data online at the same time is tens of millions! Every time these two guys make some noise, the background data becomes turbulent!

This time, hundreds of millions of people rushed up at the same time! What is this concept? ! This is simply equivalent to having your shabby thatched house broken into by tens of thousands of heavy tanks!

Finally, with the efforts of dozens of programmers who died in tanks, the paralyzed platform was finally maintained.

@兰西媭婷人眼: I calmed down for a moment, but I still can’t believe it’s the two of them! I'll take another look, wkkk, it's really the official blog, Weibo is still there! !

@我是真 service: So what about the official blog? Nowadays, in order to be famous in variety shows, there are still few people walking around in a vacuum? Look at the column for the chief director: Jin Minmin! Wake up, everyone!

@kkkksl: Damn! If you don’t tell me, I haven’t discovered it yet! Jin Minmin! Could it be that they deliberately got the name wrong to create a topic? Isn’t that the director who was Sister Xi’s mortal enemy? Oh no, the director who once wanted to be Sister Xi’s mortal enemy and ended up killing himself?

@流年无愿 Return: Or did you find two amateurs with the same name? Don't they do this kind of thing very often?

@ Bathroom Products Center: Although you may know that 99% of the premonitions are not true, but 1% is not true? I do not care! It's them!

@firstlove: Why are fans now like crazy...

While everyone was talking, arguing, and brainwashing themselves, a new update suddenly popped up on Qiao Xi’s Weibo, which had been silent for four months.

[@千亿V forwarded @我家thatcoupleguanV: Yes, it’s us]

fan:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

@花果山在狠 FemaleMonkey: Don’t make trouble, Sister Xi, are you making trouble again?

After the fans rushed in, they still held on to luck.

Then I saw Qiao Xi Studio posted a Weibo announcement.

[@千亿影院v: To clarify, congratulations to my sister and brother Nian on their wedding. 】

Everyone:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

At twelve o'clock in the evening, dozens of explosions erupted from the Weibo backstage again.

"Ah! I'm going to kill Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian! They're paralyzed again!"

"Ahhhhh! Bathing is indeed real! Sister Xi has made it official!"

"Can you stop the fucking barking! Fix it quickly!"

After the programmer died heroically, the platform was finally scolded for graduation.

Netizens all suffered from insomnia.

There are also strong fans who self-hypnotize.

@ Suisui Niannian: I won’t believe any of you until Yu Si Nian speaks!

Yes, the program team officially announced that after Qiao Xi’s clarification, Yu Si Nianfang’s official V has yet to respond.

When netizens saw this, they calmed down instantly.

That's right, that traitor keeps poking at Qiao Xi's side every day like a sunflower. Why? Isn’t it today? How could it be possible to just give up!

Some netizens went directly to the official blog of Yushi Group and started clamoring for replies.

*

Yu family.

On the big bed, there was a big bulge sticking out of the butt covered under the quilt.

Yu·unknowing·si·nian was still trying to cover himself with a quilt.

Suddenly there were footsteps at the door.

Yu Sinian's ears twitched and he immediately lay down.

The Great Compassion Mantra began to play on the phone, and Cheng Xi next to him began to play the funeral march. Cheng Dong performed a flower-scattering ceremony on the entire bed, crying as he did so: "Master! Why are you so sad! Just because the young lady didn't give her a name." You died too quickly for this matter! Master, come back to life, Master!"

Uncle Liu came in:?

Cheng Xi stopped crying and kicked the bed.

The person in the bed closed his eyes and seemed to be walking peacefully.

"Master!" Cheng Xi whispered, "Get up, get up, it's not the young mistress!"

The man on the bed immediately opened his eyes. The moment he saw Uncle Liu, his face turned dark and he reached out to touch the rope.

"No, no, no!" Uncle Liu shouted, "Young lady posted on Weibo! Young master, go check it out!"

Yu Sinian didn't want to look at it at all, so he hung himself from the tree.

A group of servants hugged him.

"Master! Calm down! Master!!!"

"Young Mistress has officially announced you on Weibo! She has given you a title!"

"Go and watch it, I kid you not, it's true, Weibo has exploded!"

"And I also signed you up for a couple's travel variety show. The master directly agreed, and the guest list is out!!!!"

The hanging body stopped.

Then like a rocket, it shot into the room.

A few seconds later.

A sharp explosion sounded over the entire Yu family!

"ah--------"

"Where?" Aunt Zhao's eyes widened and she looked around, "Where did the air defense siren go off?!"

In a moment, the news that Qiao Xi officially announced that Yu was four years old spread throughout the Yu family.

Everyone in the Yu family even trembled at the ants passing by.

The servants collectively held their mobile phones and were excited.

"Great, great! God damn knows how painful it is for me to eat the young master and young grandma's food at home every day, and to keep it secret and cannot tell anyone!"

"Our young master! Finally got over it, woo woo woo!"

Yu Zheng was still calm and drinking tea in the living room.

"Master, do you want..." Uncle Liu hesitated.

Yu Zheng interrupted: "Well, we have to prepare for the wedding of these two traitors. First allocate a budget of 5 billion, and then take it if it is not enough."

Liu Bo said: "Master, look..."

Yu Zheng looked calm: "What are you looking at? It's just an official announcement. What's there to be excited about? These people are really young and don't know how to control their emotions. Is the traitor so excited that he hasn't woken up yet? Remember to send someone to change the bed later. Invest another billion in that variety show.”

By chance, Yu Tunan's family of three passed by the living room.

Yu Jiujiu exclaimed: "Second uncle, you peed your pants!"

Sui Lili patted her head and scolded: "Can you speak?" Then she turned around and saw Yu Zheng was shocked: "Azheng, why are your pants wet? Are you so happy that you are incontinent because of the news of Xixi's official announcement?! "

Yu Zheng trembled: "How is that possible!"

The remaining tea in his hand also soaked his pants.

Indoors, the Bagua array set up by Li Ma suddenly started to move.

She hurriedly went to guard it, and suddenly her eyes widened.

"Three-life prophecy, three-life prophecy! Let me just say there is a three-life prophecy! It's done!"

*

"My Romantic Travel with My Family" conference room.

"It's a great thing that we can invite Qiao Xi and Yu Sinian to our variety show this time! We must grasp the scale carefully so that they can have a smooth journey on the show and have fun." Jin Minmin pointed to the two people's avatars and emphasized. .

"Success? Happy? Haha, what's so interesting about this?"

A dissatisfied female voice sounded.

Jin Minmin looked at the foreign woman on the main seat opposite.

That was another female director from Country A, Emma, ​​brought in by the company's partner.

Originally, she was so excited when she learned that Qiao Xi was coming, just to make up for offending Qiao Xi in the last variety show, but when the director from country A came, his eyes were not eyes, his nose was not a nose, and he looked like he was looking for trouble.

Jin Minmin endured it and said: "This is also for the sake of our program team. I think this season's travel method should be that our program team dispatches cars by themselves to reduce the accidents of guests traveling during the trip."

Emma was dissatisfied: "Are they giant babies? Even these things need to be arranged by the show team? Change it and let them find their own way to rent travel props."

Jin Minmin pretended not to hear: "Our trip this time is in Northern Europe. Qiao Xi loves to eat. I think the first stop can be in country F."

Emma: "Is there nothing to eat in country A? There is no need to go around Qiao Xi."

Jin Minmin gritted her teeth and reminded: "In this show, Yu's investment accounts for 80%."

Emma disdainfully said: "So what? We are here to film a show, not to be their tour guide. Isn't Qiao Xi very good? Then let's set up more obstacles to see if she has that ability."

Jin Minmin couldn't bear it anymore, pointed at Emma and said directly: "If you want to fucking die, go to your own death, don't hold me back!"