I'm not a basketball bully

Because this time it was in Philadelphia, which belonged to Su Ye's home stadium, so Su Ye, as the host, took Jessica Alba for a stroll in downtown Philadelphia.

There are far fewer places to play in Philadelphia than in Los Angeles. Su Ye usually spends time in the nearby business districts for entertainment after work.

As for Ocean Isle Beach last summer with Brother Banana...

Forget it, it's December 12th.

Although it was Christmas, the shops on the street were still open. Su Ye took Jessica to visit the Liberty Bell, which is a landmark building in Philadelphia.

This is where the classic Declaration of Independence took place.

Now the Liberty Bell is full of Christmas atmosphere, with red carpets on the ground, a Christmas tree every few meters on both sides of the road, and various Christmas dolls hanging on the walls.

Jessica Alba took a photo with a camera at the Liberty Bell.

Su Ye suddenly missed something.

Regardless of whether it is a celebrity or an ordinary person, it seems that girls go shopping and take pictures in their bones.

Strolled around the Liberty Bell, and then Su Ye took Jessica to a nearby shopping district.

Su Ye suddenly changed from a photographer to a bag-carrying man, just like most boyfriends.

After finally finding a boyfriend storage place, Su Ye was resting on a stool and drinking water with bags in his hands.

But seeing a pet shop, Jessica Alba dragged Su Ye over again.

To be honest, Su Ye is a little tired now.

A pair of legs seemed to be filled with lead.

It's hard to imagine that Su Ye, who played two consecutive games for 40 minutes in March Madness, didn't feel tired without a second of rest, and never ran out of ammunition and food in the NBA, actually just hung out with a girl for three After hours of walking, I feel exhausted.

It seems that only a woman can beat a man's enduring...

After finally shopping around, I returned to the first floor and prepared to leave the mall.

But Jessica suddenly pulled Su Ye back to the pet shop just now.

"Su, I think it's too lonely and boring for you to stay in Philadelphia by yourself. Why don't you buy a dog or a cat to accompany you?"

Girls are all the same, and most girls like small animals very much.

Su Ye actually likes small animals quite a bit, but he has never thought of raising them.

"The suggestion is good, but the problem is that I always play away games. If I encounter a continuous away game system, it may take more than a week to leave. If I leave, no one will take care of me?"

"Don't you have a nanny at home?"

"I don't even have a nanny at home."

"Then you can send it to the nearby pet station, pick a better one, and you won't treat it badly." Jessica said, rubbing the big square head of a bully dog.

Su Ye began to hesitate a little.

Many players in the NBA keep dogs.

The most famous one is probably the English bulldog Rocco owned by dribbler Klay Thompson. It is rumored that Klay Thompson's affection for Rocco is even deeper than that of Splash Brothers' Ahua.

Anta even specially released a joint sneaker for rocco, which is outrageous.

Su Ye looked at the lilac-colored bully dog ​​rubbing in Jessica's hand.

With a low profile, a big square head, muscular limbs and back, a pair of small mung bean eyes looked at Su Ye, as if saying: You have no trace of training.

Su Ye also has an indescribable liking, especially the bully breed.

Hidden under the tough guy's appearance is a lolita heart.

Su Ye looked at him.

For some reason, Su Ye thought of Garnett and Yasuko.

They are also tough guys on the outside, loli on the inside.

"Alright, it's up to you. From now on, you will be the one who will accompany our old Su through every lonely day and night!" Su Ye made up his mind after thinking for a while.

Indeed, my own home is too lifeless.

Apart from myself, there is no other second thing in the house that can breathe.

After paying the money, the bully dog ​​belonged to Su Ye, and Su Ye gave him a famous name: Jushi!

"Big Rock, what a funny name you gave it, you're a genius."

Of course, Su Ye's pet dog must have a hardcore figure and name.

"Let's go have a meal first. The boulder is put here first, and we will take it away after we leave."

Su Ye couldn't move anymore, he felt ridiculous seeing Jessica Alba still wearing high-heeled boots.

After walking for so long in casual sneakers, I was exhausted.

Jessica is wearing high heels, isn't she tired?

Women's fighting power in shopping is more fierce than men on the court.

Su Ye and Jessica then went to the top floor of the shopping mall to have a meal nearby.

There are not many people in the restaurant, most of them should have been there for Christmas.

After Su Ye and Jessica sat down and ordered a few dishes, they chatted.

"Su, I see that you seem a little tired today. It seems that your physical fitness is not good, or did you consume a lot last night?"

Are you physically fit?

When Su Ye heard this, he became anxious immediately.

You can say that I am inaccurate in shooting, but you cannot say that I am physically weak and not durable!

If Lao Tzu doesn't last long, why would Jasper's gold last long and ask Lao Tzu to speak for it?

Lao Tzu not only has good physical fitness, but also becomes more and more courageous as he fights, he can do it many times!

Just ask Sophia about that!

"I don't know why. I didn't feel tired no matter how I played, but when I went shopping, my legs became a little sore." Su Ye said reluctantly after taking a sip of the juice.

"You didn't tell me that I didn't feel it yet. When you said that my legs were sore, I realized that my calves were also a little sore."

When Su Ye said this, Jessica suddenly felt a sense of boredom rushing up from the soles of her feet.

Wearing 6cm high heels, although the roots are not particularly high, it is impossible to walk for more than three hours without getting tired.

"Su, my legs are a little sore, would you like to rub them for me?"

"what?"

Su Ye was a little surprised. In the public, the boys helped the girls rub their legs.

This is not good.

Especially if you are a big star, what if you are photographed by the paparazzi?

But thinking about it, Su Ye felt relieved.

Last time, I was hugged by the paparazzi at the door of the restaurant. What's wrong with pinching my legs?

"Ok."

Su Ye nodded, and Jessica stretched out her legs.

A long leg hung directly on Su Ye's knee

Because the dining table in this restaurant is hollowed out, and there is only an iron pipe in the middle to support it, so Su Ye helped Jessica pinch her legs, but there was no hindrance in the middle.

"You really listened to me. A pair of cotton trousers came out of it, but your boots are a bit thick. Why don't you take off your shoes and let me rub them for you."

"What cotton trousers, they're just a pair of bottoming." Jessica gave Su Ye a blank look, but obediently took off her boots.

Su Ye pinched Jessica's calf. The shape of the leg was really perfect. The flesh on the calf was also soft to the touch, and the skin color inside could be seen through the primer on the outside.

These legs are really good.

Don't say it's a year, ten years is not too much!

Su Ye was a little fascinated for a while, and the nature of the old pervert came up, and he grabbed Jessica's calf and touched it.

"Su, push harder, you can be more rude to me."

"what?"

"I want you to rub my legs instead of touching them."

"Ah... sorry, I'm just a little distracted."

Su Ye blushed when he heard this, he was so embarrassed that he died.

They asked you to help rub your legs, but it turned out that you were fine, so you just put it here and touched it.

The key point is that Su Ye was attracted by Jessica's beautiful legs after rubbing, and unconsciously turned into touching.

Su Ye really couldn't control himself...

The true nature of this old-timer in the basketball world can't be shaken off.

Su Ye then increased the intensity of kneading.

"Ah, ah, oh, cool!"

"It's really comfortable, Su."

"You're really good at kneading, you're good at kneading." Jessica gasped unconsciously after being rubbed by Su Ye very well.

Su Ye's skills are much better. Not only can he knead his legs, but he is also good at kneading other things.

. . . . .

"By the way Sue, I want to talk to you about what happened between you and Kevin Garnett last night."

Jessica and Su Ye started chatting as Su Ye rubbed her legs.

"I read on the news that Kevin Garrett pissed you off with the trash talking he did to you on the field, so you went straight to their locker room after the game."

Under the dining table, Jessica had her legs rubbed by Su Ye, and above the dining table, Jessica propped her chin with her right hand, resting her elbow on the dining table, staring at Su Ye, her long eyelashes flashing.

"He said things he shouldn't have said. This is a fight between me and him. He shouldn't have brought you into it."

"So you fought him because of me?"

For some reason, Su Ye had the feeling that he was a little brother and was being molested by Jessica.

"There was no fight, but if he doesn't apologize, I don't mind beating him up." Su Ye laughed.

Jessica felt happy in her heart.

"Don't mention it, Kevin Garnett, it's bad luck to mention him. Let's talk about your work. Has your Fantastic Four started filming?"

"There is a problem with the crew, it may be delayed for a while, but it won't be long, I want to make this film well, I want to expand the way of action movies, and focus on action movies in the future."

"Action movies are good, but the physical requirements of an actor should be quite high to make an action movie."

"That's right, action movies have very high requirements for actors. My body is too weak. I'm going to find an action director to take me with me." Jessica said suddenly: "By the way, Sue, I heard that you played basketball before You are a professional fighter, then you must be very good at practicing fighting, if you have the opportunity, please take me to practice fighting."

"Fighting..."

Su Ye's mouth twitched twice, feeling a little embarrassed.

I'm an NBA player, shouldn't you ask me to practice basketball skills?

Practicing fighting actually reminds me of me.

Is this serious?

But one thing to say, Su Ye is indeed professional in fighting.

Su Ye is very good at teaching people to fight.

His library of poses is so rich that Jessica can't stand just a few of them.

Seeing Su Ye hesitated, Jessica went on to say: "Don't worry, I won't affect your game. I will only come to you to practice when you are free."

"I'm not worried about this. The main thing is that I'm very big, and my training intensity is very high. You will be in pain. Are you sure you can stand it?"

"Don't worry, I like big ones, you don't have to treat me with pity, you can abuse me severely, I like the feeling of being abused."

"Aha, I didn't expect you to have such a habit..."

Su Ye laughed twice.

Is it because I am not serious, or is she not serious...

"Okay, it's such a happy decision, then I'll come to you, global airborne, you set the price."

"Talking about money hurts feelings, it's free."

. . . . . . .

After chatting, eating, touching, ah no, pinching.

Su Ye then went back to the pet shop and brought his boulder out for a walk.

Jessica stayed in Philadelphia for a day and a night, and the next day Jessica told Su Ye that she was leaving Philadelphia.

Su Ye also fully understood that in fact, Jessica had no filming mission in Philadelphia at all, she was just lying to herself.

O woman's mouth, deceitful ghost!

The next night, Su Ye sent Jessica to the airport in Philadelphia.

"Su, it's a pity that I still have a job, so I can't watch you play against the Clippers at home."

"It's nothing, if you come again if you have a chance, I will keep the tickets for you."

"Haha, that's what you said. Next time I come to Philadelphia, you will go shopping with me, practice boxing with me, help me squeeze my legs, and I will go to watch your game live."

"The latter items are fine, but try to limit shopping within two hours, I'm afraid I'll die of exhaustion in the mall."

"Hahaha, are you so short-lived?"

"My impermanence is limited to shopping." Su Ye scratched his head: "Okay, anyway, thank you for spending this Christmas with me."

The two of them chatted awkwardly at the airport gate.

Both of them were talking nonsense aimlessly.

I don't know why, neither of them has the idea of ​​leaving here quickly.

This is probably reluctant...

"Su, remember what I told you before?"

"Shopping or pinching your legs?"

"No, the last time the two of us were in Los Angeles, let me tell you, I want to have a sweet relationship like high school students and college students."

"You said this, I remember, so you found someone you like..."

Su Ye, a straight guy, was planning to ask Jessica if she found someone she likes.

As a result, in the next second, a burst of Chanel's gardenia fragrance came to my face.Then, his dry lips were covered by a piece of soft and moist lips.

Caught off guard, Su Ye was actually kissed by Jessica!

Even though Su Ye is no longer the little chick he was in college, but he was suddenly kissed by a Hollywood actress, the cpu was burned out immediately, the desktop was not loaded yet, and the monitor was turned off.

The last time I was hugged by force, this time I was forced to kiss.

Then next time, will I be raped...? ? ?

Su Ye couldn't imagine it.

While Su Ye was still savoring the taste on his lips, Jessica's voice suddenly reached his ears.

"I'm leaving. We will meet again next time. You have to fulfill your promise and practice melee combat with me."

After finishing speaking, Jessica stepped on the small stiletto and quickly entered the waiting gate.

Su Ye was left standing there with a dazed expression on his face.

In close combat, Su Ye was afraid that this close combat would become personal combat after practice.

. . . . . . . .

the next morning.

Su Ye woke up in the flat floor, added some dog food to Jushi, and then took him downstairs for a walk.

Su Yexin thought, if he earns some more money, he should have a large villa, or else he would have to go downstairs for a walk with the dog.

After walking the dog, Su Ye drove to the Wachovia Center Arena.

As the saying goes, don't practice layman for three days.

Because the team had a three-day holiday for Christmas, the players had no training for three days, and they had to drink at home, so the coach Cheeks made the players feel and feel better quickly. They came over this morning for a low-intensity shootaround.

As the first meeting after Christmas, the team members will also exchange their Christmas gifts on this day.

The arena still retains its Christmas decorations and atmosphere.

The aftermath of Christmas still surrounds the arena.

Su Ye was the first to come in, and other players came to the arena one after another.

Because Su Ye was the first to come, whenever any team member came in, Su Ye would give them two bottles of Moutai.

"Come on, Brother Hai, I'll give you a taste of our Celestial specialty, Feitian Moutai, but you have to save it for the offseason. This stuff has a lot of stamina." Su Ye gave two bottles of Moutai to Hayes.

Hayes also brought his gift, but he was a little embarrassed after seeing Su Ye's Flying Moutai.

I even wanted to go together, and Hayes bought wine for everyone.

He bought two bottles of whiskey for each team member, the price is a little cheaper than Feitian Moutai, but considering that Hayes only has a salary of $58 this season, you can't ask for more from Haiyans.

In fact, Hayes is very hard-working. His annual salary is only 58 US dollars, and after tax deduction, he gets 30 US dollars. He was fined a lot of money for fighting with Su Ye in one season.

There are gifts for everyone at Christmas.

Plan to eat and drink, take a taxi to the arena...

Throughout the year, Hayes really doubted that he would not lose money to play in the NBA...

"Brother Su, you've had a good Christmas this year. It looks like your complexion is much better."

With two bottles of Moutai in hand, Hayes chatted with Su Ye.

"Moisturize your fart. I don't have the habit of celebrating Christmas. I just watch TV and pinch my legs all day long. What else can I do?"

"Brother Su, don't pretend to be a trick to pass on experience, how do you pick up female stars?"

Su Ye: "???"

"Brother Su, come, come, I have prepared a gift for you, and you are the only one."

Philadelphia card forward Dalembert also came over, and he also prepared gifts for everyone, but the gifts Hayes and Su Ye received seemed to be different, and the boxes containing the gifts were of different sizes.

Hayes was a little puzzled, and after taking it apart, he found that it turned out to be a very beautiful figure of Marvel's Spider-Man.

This thing is also very valuable. I didn't expect Dalembert, a big black and rough, to have such a hobby of collecting.

Su Ye also opened his gift box, which was really different from Hayes' Spider-Man figure.

It's like...a tonic.

After opening the medicine box and reading the instructions, Su Ye finally understood.

"wipe!"

"Huiyuan Kidney Treasure Tablets!"

Su Ye became anxious immediately.

What the hell is this?

Is Lao Tzu the kind of person who really needs to nourish the kidney? !

Su Ye felt as if he was being targeted.

Because the gifts that some teammates give themselves are different from others.

The presents that Dalembert gave to everyone were figures, but when it came to me, it turned into a Huiyuan Kidney Tablet.

Iverson bought a Rolex watch for each of them, but when it came to Su Ye, it became a couple's watch.

Just when Su Ye was wondering, the administrator of the arena suddenly came over and shouted to Su Ye: "Su Ye, a courier of yours arrived this morning."

"express delivery???"

Su Ye was surprised, who can send him a courier?

And it was around Christmas.

Could it be that Kobe or Paul gave himself a Christmas present?

The arena administrator pushed the big courier over with a cart.

It turned out to be a big guy!

The players of the 76ers all came together to see what was in the box.

All the small heads squeezed over. After Su Ye opened the package, all the members of the 76ers were stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

What was contained in the box turned out to be all Jissbon! ! !

Su Ye quickly took a look at the sender of the courier.

It turned out to be the headquarters of Jissbon!

"Brother Su, I think you should be called Jissbon God of War. There are so many sets, there must be thousands of them. Can you use them up in this life?" Hayes said with a smile, clutching his stomach.

But laughing and laughing, Hayes cried in his heart.

Why didn't anyone give me a condom?

Isn't it because Su Ye has a celebrity girlfriend?

And my girlfriend is still a five-fingered girl!

I don't envy, I really don't envy...

Su Ye felt that something was wrong.

If Jissbon wanted to give himself a Christmas present, why did he choose today?Obviously not a Christmas present.

And the Christmas presents Iverson and Dalembert gave themselves were not very serious.

They seem to know something.

Su Ye's eyes lit up immediately.

Then he immediately picked up the newspaper at the front desk of the arena.

"Don't betray anyone anymore, Su Ye and Jessica had a fierce tongue kiss at the Philadelphia airport! "

"Su Ye, how did you spend this Christmas?"He and Jessica had fun every night! "

"Jessica couldn't stand Su Ye and the shock at all, so Su Ye rubbed her legs afterwards! "

"Jessica's legs are weak from being fucked by Su Ye, she needs Su Ye to rub her in person!" "

"..."

Outrageous, when Su Ye saw the news, he only had one idea.

So outrageous!

I just rubbed Jessica's legs. These unscrupulous reporters actually said that Jessica's legs were weak because of him.

The key is if it's true.

For the past few nights of Christmas, Su Ye was alone at home, lying lonely on a 3mx3m big bed.

Not to mention that there was no Jessica, Su Ye was only accompanied by a boulder who couldn't even speak.

Su Ye really felt wronged!

No wonder Dalembert would give him Huiyuan Shenbao tablets.

Being so hyped up by the media on the Internet, all the teammates of the 76ers thought that they were singing and singing with Jessica every night during Christmas, and their bodies were easily broken.

A bunch of bastards dare to question Lao Tzu's waist!

Su Ye looked at everyone who seemed to be smiling but decided to prove it to the whole team in tonight's game.

Lao Tzu's waist is not so easily broken!

Su Ye looked at his opponent tonight, the Los Angeles Clippers.

If I remember correctly, the team played against the Clippers during their suspension.

At that time, the Clippers' starting power forward and team leader Elton Brand also said that he would avenge Taiko's blood.

Su Ye rubbed his fists.

Bland, you're unlucky for a short man.

Tonight, I will ask you to take revenge on Taizi! !