I'm not a basketball bully

Can Kobe not be excited?

You must know that in 1997, Kobe won the slam dunk contest with a crotch dunk.

At that time, Kobe thought his crotch dunk was awesome enough.

As for Su Ye, he used his crotch + windmill in the first round of the preliminaries!

This is a level better than the crotch dunk he dunked back then.

The excited Kobe even forgot that he was still fighting with Iverson, and ran directly to the court.

It was only after I reacted that I realized my embarrassment.

At the same time, Kobe was also thinking, this young man is still too young, you buckled so hard in the first round of the preliminaries, what will you do next?

But Kobe was also thinking in his heart, the little guy is so difficult that there are more powerful operations in the future?

Fans at Madison Square Garden were also dumbfounded.

If it's a simple crotch or a simple windmill, it's nothing special.

But if the two are added together, it will be completely different!

"Unbelievable! Unbelievable!"

"What do I see? Ladies and gentlemen, what do I see?"

"And this dunk reminds me of the slam dunk king Kobe Bryant in 1997. On the basis of Su Ye's crotch dunk, there is also a small windmill!"

"And this is just Su Ye's first performance in this slam dunk contest! It's not an exaggeration to say that even if this move is placed in the final, it will be the finale with a perfect score!"

The five judges on the scene are also well-known football stars, and many of them are well-known dunkers.

From left to right are Magic Johnson, Larry Bird the Big Bird, Dominique Wilkins the Human Cinematic Essence, Drexler the Glide, and Charles Barkley the Flying Pig.

All five judges gave ten points.

50 points!

Su Ye got the first full-score dunk in this dunk contest.

Hayes looked at Su Ye who was cheering on the court, and couldn't help rubbing his chin in thought.

The same is the crotch.

Why can my pass get stuck in the crotch, but Su Ge's dunk can be easily completed?

Could it be that his ass is too big?

It seemed necessary, Hayes mused, to lose weight.

. . . . . .

Su Ye returned to the sidelines after getting a perfect dunk and rubbed Iverson's son's head.

"Uncle Su Ye is so good, the first dunk is a perfect score."

Iverson II eyes full of admiration.

And Su Ye just patted his head and said: "It's just the first ball, just dunk casually, and there will be even more explosive dunks later, do you want to dunk, and learn from me later."

Kobe next to him pouted when he heard Su Ye's words.

Add a small windmill under the crotch, such an outrageous dunk, but in the end it's just a random dunk here.

As long as you are serious, you can't remove the basket?

This young man can really pretend.

"Xiao Su, as the slam dunk king in the old dunk contest, I have to give you some advice. You have to save the real dunks for later, and get full marks as soon as you come up. If you don't have any bottom-of-the-box tricks later, you will be in trouble." .”

Su Ye was thinking, dunk king?What kind of dunk king are you?

Oh, reminds me of the 1997 Slam Dunk Contest.

Depend on!No, you really took that dunk contest seriously?

And little Aisen glanced at Uncle Su Ye, then at Uncle Kobe.

Then decisively ignore Uncle Kobe selectively.

When it comes to dunking, it has to be my Uncle Su Ye!

. . . . . . .

The dunk contest continues.

Su Ye's dunk with a perfect score has brought the 50-point level of this dunk contest to a very high level.

Iguodala threw the basketball on the backboard and prepared to fold the back button after rebounding. If this action can be done in one go, it will be at least 49 points.It's a pity that Iguodala tried twice without success.

For the third time, Iguodala reduced the folding range. After the difficulty was reduced, the ornamental value suddenly decreased.In the end, he only scored 46 points and dunked twice. Iguodala's total score was 94 points, which is very dangerous.

Then it was Josh Smith's turn. He turned 180 degrees from the baseline and pulled back a backhand dunk in the air, allowing him to score 47 points.

This time, Josh Smith did not embarrass himself again, and succeeded directly.

Josh Smith's two dunks add up to 95 points, 1 point more than Iguodala.

Iguodala's situation is very dangerous now.

Now all eyes are on Nate Robinson, a small potato with a height of 1 meters.

Little Tudou scored 49 points in the last round of dunks. If he can score 47 points in this dunk, he will be able to determine a place in the finals.

Little Tudou is also very witty. In order to successfully enter the finals, he chose to dunk to win steadily, and he still used his best method to leap.

Nate Robinson, the little potato, is very short because of his short height, so his dunks have a strong visual impact, coupled with his natural bounce and explosion, so actions such as leaps are indeed very impactful.

It was still his teammate Eddie Curry who made the leap for Nate Robinson, but unlike the last dunk round, this time Nate Robinson leaped over Eddie Curry from the bottom line.

Eddie Curry holds the basketball up to his head with both hands, and Nate Robinson sprints from the baseline with an explosive jump that leaps over Eddie Curry's head.

Picked up the ball from his crotch and poured it in from the front of the basket.

Madison Square Garden erupted in screams.

There is no other reason.

Little Tudou's dunk deserves a perfect score!

And Nate Robinson is a fan of the New York Knicks, so he is playing at home.

After Nate Robinson dunked and landed, he enjoyed the screams of the home fans.

There is no doubt about this dunk, which allowed him to score 50 points.

With a total of 99 points for two dunks, Nate Robinson has already secured a promotion spot ahead of schedule.

And Iguodala, ranked third, has been eliminated.

Now whether Josh Smith can advance to the final depends on Su Ye's dunk.

As long as Su Ye gets 96 points or more in this dunk, Josh Smith will miss the final.

If you get 95 points, then Su Ye will have another round of dunk duel with Josh Smith.

If the score is lower than 95, then Su Ye will miss the final.

Under such circumstances, most players will choose an action that is not too difficult to ensure that their scores are above 96 points.

Su Ye actually thought so too.

However, if the slam dunk is not exciting enough because of too much stability, isn't it a bit too ungentlemanly?

So in this situation, Su Ye decided to use a very creative action.

There are two misunderstandings in the dunk contest.

First, a highly creative action does not necessarily mean that it must be difficult.

Second, a lot of creative dunks don't mean his score is necessarily low.

After Su Ye came on the court, all the fans were looking forward to his slam dunk performance.

On the side of the Central Five, Mr. Zhang Weiping also began to speculate.

"What could Su Ye's action be? According to Su Ye's personality, he shouldn't be the kind who will win steadily. Could it be a mid-air spin? Spin him five or seven times and then dunk?"

Yu Jia: "..."

God damn it, you just opened your mouth and came here right away?

If you can really turn five or eight laps in the air and then dunk, don't play basketball, just be pulled out and sliced.

In anticipation, Su Ye didn't rush to dunk.

Instead, he came to the sidelines, and he was going to call the Knicks mascot over.

But after asking around, I found out that the New York Knicks don't even have a mascot. Their mascot is Spike Lee.

Of course, Su Ye couldn't use Spike Lee as his dunk helper. Now the Knicks brothers wanted to kill themselves, and they might mess with themselves in this dunk.

Then Su Ye looked at his brother Chuck Hayes.

Su Ye stretched out his hand, motioning for Hayes to come.

Hayes played blankly.

He didn't even know that he still had his part tonight.

At the same time, Su Ye brought up an electric balance car from the field.

Hayes was a little worried that he would screw up: "Brother Su, what are you going to play? You didn't ask me to prepare before."

Su Ye said indifferently: "Just hold the ball in your right hand and stand on this spinning bike. Close your eyes and leave the rest to me."

"Okay... okay."

Hayes then stepped on the electric balance car and came to the right front of the restricted area.

Then the balance car turned on the rotation mode, and Hayes, who stepped on it, automatically rotated.

Hayes panicked even more, standing on the top, he didn't dare to make extra moves, for fear that Brother Su would fail the dunk because of himself.

"Hehe, Su Ye brought Hayes here. What can you do with this one? What can the No.1 player with the ball get stuck in the crotch? It's still spinning. What kind of action is this?"

Everyone is puzzled.

I've seen dunkers spin in the air.

But never seen an assist player spin on the ground.

Su Ye's dunk is full of creativity.

Su Ye came beyond the three-point line, raising and lowering his arms, creating a little atmosphere for the fans.

But after signaling, Su Ye regretted it. He forgot that this is New York's home court, and he is still the public enemy of New York.

The pure fans in New York booed bursts, only the local tourists in New York screamed at Su Ye.

It's kind of weird to show yourself amidst the screams and boos.

As for Hayes, who was stepping on the electric balance car, his heart was already suffering to the extreme.

"You are lofty, you are amazing, you let this drive the atmosphere of the fans! I am almost confused!"

After another five or six turns, Hayes really couldn't take it anymore.

At this moment, Su Ye ran over.

Su Ye was caught in the rhythm of Hayes' rotation, and when the basketball in Hayes' hand turned around, Su Ye just ran over.

Su Ye grabbed the long arm with his right hand.

At the same time, the body took off, turned 360 degrees counterclockwise in the air, and poured the ball into the basket with one hand.

bang! !

The moment the basketball was dunked into the hoop, another uproar erupted at Madison Square Garden.

Hayes spun clockwise on the flat ground, while Su Ye spun counterclockwise in the air after catching the ball.

Two completely opposite directions of rotation make this dunk completely full of creativity.

This dunk does not require very high physical fitness.

The only difficulty lies in the tacit understanding between the two.

Whenever Su Ye came close to running over, he couldn't get the right time to call Yes to spin.

But there is no doubt about the tacit understanding between Su Ye and Hayes, the pair of big-bodied brothers.

Su Ye's timing was perfect.

The creative dunks made Su Ye score 50 points naturally.

Hayes and Su Ye clapped hands.

"Thank you, Brother Hai, I'll treat you to a fruit plate later. Hey, you don't seem very happy. Why are you unhappy when I get 50 points?" Su Ye looked at Hayes and asked.

"Brother Su, if you are a few seconds later, I can turn into a jet fighter on the spot."

Su Ye's full score was deducted in exchange for Hayes' dizziness and almost vomiting.

Pure tool people.

All five judges gave full marks without any objection. Su Ye got full marks for these two dunks and successfully entered the final of the slam dunk contest.

Little Iverson had already overtaken Su Ye and hugged Su Ye like he was hugging your own father.

And now Kobe is no longer visible, he is sitting on the bench.

He decided not to say a word again until he got the championship.

And if Su Ye dunks at this level every time and wins the championship.

Kobe is also preparing to immigrate to the moon like Paul and Josh.

. . . . . .

Finally, the two players who advanced to the 2006 nba dunk contest have all been released.

They are Su Ye, who scored 100 points in the preliminaries, and Little Tudou Nate Robinson, who scored 99 points.

Su Ye also watched his opponent in the slam dunk contest. On the track of history, Nate Robinson won this year's slam dunk contest championship, and his slam dunk contest legend is not over yet.

In 2009 and 2010, he won the slam dunk contest championship respectively.

In the first round of the final, Nate Robinson invited his teammate Eddie Curry out again. The first two dunks were the leaping Eddie Curry, and this time it was him.

Eddie Curry was used as a crotch plaything by Nate Robinson in the dunk contest.

This time Eddie Curry was standing half a step in front of the hoop, and Nate Robinson started outside the three-point line in the corner.

The preliminaries were the second dunk, and that's where Nate Robinson sped past Eddie Curry and dunked the ball in front of him.

This time, Nate Robinson is still playing Leap.He is very clear about his advantages.

However, unlike the previous dunk, Nate Robinson flew directly to the opposite side of the basket after flying over Eddie Curry under his crotch.

And then over Eddie Curry's head, with his back to the rim and his arm back for a dunk, there's a scorpion wagging its tail.

As the body was about to fall, Nate Robinson turned his back to the basket and dunked the ball.

Scorpion slams his tail and dunks! ! !

This move perfectly showcases Nate Robinson's jumping ability.

The moment the dunk was successful, Madison Square Garden erupted into deafening screams and cheers.

Nate Robinson was also quite excited, yelling at the fans at the scene.

The five judges did not have any doubts, and showed a score of [-].

50 points!

Now the pressure is all on Su Ye.

Su Ye also felt that the situation was not good. In his memory, Nate Robinson won the slam dunk contest in 2006, but his performance was not very good.

At that time, Little Tudou and Iguodala broke into the final together.

In the second grade, Iguodala could have won the championship with 45 points, but he only scored 44 points in the end with a dunk that changed hands in the air and forced Robinson into overtime.

In the extra game, Nate Robinson tried the last dunk for a full 3 minutes. He failed several times before, which made the fans doze off, and finally poured the ball in.

However, this year's slam dunk contest does not have a time limit. This is the shortcoming of their competition rules. Nate Robinson relied on his high scores.

On the other hand, the first brother in the playoffs used a bottom line crotch to change hands and buckle back. In the end, he only scored 46 points and lost to Nate Robinson.

Iverson and Bryant's reaction to learning that Iguodala didn't win a title was puzzling.

This slam dunk contest has been called the blackest dunk contest by some fans.

In other words, Nate Robinson didn't perform very well in this dunk contest. In Su Ye's memory, Nate Robinson didn't use these moves at all.

There can only be one explanation, that his appearance inspired Nate Robinson's small universe, forcing him to use even more powerful dunks.

Su Ye felt that this round he showed some real skills.

Nate Robinson's first three dunks were all about his own talent.

Su Ye is also going to show off his talent in this dunk.

Ever since, Su Ye retreated beyond the three-point line under the expectation of everyone.All the fans were a little nervous. Nate Robinson's scorpion tail wagging put a lot of pressure on Su Ye.

It depends on what actions Su Ye can use to deal with it!

"Last time it was circling. Could it be the crotch this time? Why don't Su Ye come to his crotch four or five times in the air?"

In the five central live broadcast rooms, Mr. Zhang Weiping let go of this nonsense again.

Yu Jia: "..."

Su Ye threw the ball into the air, hit the floor, and rebounded.

It is completely different from what Mr. Zhang Weiping said.

Su Ye didn't play with his crotch this time!

But he played a more difficult operation.

Hip! !

The basketball rebounded, and Hou Su Ye scooped it up with his long arm, wrapping the basketball around his back.

At the same time, he pressed the ball under his ass.

Under his own buttocks, Su Ye completed a mid-air change of hands.

After switching to his left hand, Su Ye performed extreme maneuvers in the air again, making a small windmill in the opposite direction, framed the ball with his left hand, and poured it into the basket.

Dang! !

Successful dunk! ! !

hum! !

Su Ye once again ignited Madison Square Garden.

This is another slam dunk that has never appeared in NBA history.

Change hands under the hip in the air!

At the same time there is a small windmill!

How difficult is this move?Anyone can imagine it.

Especially this action was performed by Su Ye.

You know, is Su Ye's butt a normal one?

The difficulty factor for others to do this movement is 95, but Su Ye's difficulty factor for this movement is close to 99!

For no other reason, Su Ye's butt is big, so it's difficult!

The visual impact is even stronger!

Several judges at the scene were all dumbfounded.

Dominique Wilkins spread his hands, and the bubble gum in Michael Jordan's mouth fell out.

Drexler, the former shooting king glider, also wiped his sweat with a towel.

Fliggy was even more proud, as if he dunked the emotional dunk.

Magic Johnson stood up directly, straightened his arms and pressed down, expressing his admiration for the five-body cast.

This move, even if some of them return to their peak dunk kings, they can't do it.

There is no doubt that Su Ye's dunk gave him a full 50 points!

Iverson hugged Iverson off the court and jumped excitedly.

The Hayes people have been dumbfounded. They are also players with strong buttocks. How can they get stuck in the crotch when they pass the ball by themselves?

Su Ge can still complete a dunk under the buttocks?

They are both hipsters, why is there such a big gap?

As for Kobe's reaction?

Don't ask, Kobe is nowhere to be found now.

In the next two years, Kobe will not appear in front of Iverson Jr.

The first round of the final was 50-50.

Now the pressure is back on Nate Robinson.

Nate Robinson is unusually nervous right now.

The dunk just now was almost his ultimate move.

Nate Robinson's first thought was to leap, height is his advantage, but the problem is that Eddie Curry is 2 meters 13, and it is difficult enough to leap Eddie Curry, let alone another one The scorpion wags its tail.

This is his limit.

And his limit was not able to defeat Su Ye.

Now let him hold back a more awesome one, he really can't think of it.

Nate Robinson was drained, not a drop left, you know it!

"Could it be that Feiyue is Dayao? But that guy is with Su Ye, he won't play tricks on me..."

Playing Leap has reached its limit, and Nate Robinson feels that it is impossible for him to have a breakthrough in Leap.

Then,

Nate Robinson had an idea.

Then let's play creatively, leap over a player who is not high, and then smash two balls at the same time.

Difficulty has been added, and creativity has also been added, so there should be nothing wrong with it.

Little Tudou called his teammates over again.

But this time it wasn't Eddie Curry.

It's Quentin Richardson, who is 1 meters tall.

There is one thing to say, the idea of ​​Little Tudou is really good. If it can be successful once or twice, the 50 points will not be a problem.

But the problem is...he underestimated the difficulty of this dunk.

Don't look at the people who leaped a lot shorter.

But the difficulty lies in dunking.

What Little Tudou prepared was to hold a ball in his hand, pour the ball in while leaping, and then the other ball was bounced off the ground by Quentin Richardson.

I caught the basketball in the air and poured the ball into it.

It's too difficult!

Little Tudou's first operation was unsuccessful. Quentin Richardson hit the ground and passed the ball at a poor angle, and the two did not form a tacit understanding.

In the second attempt, Little Tudou made a mistake, riding on Richardson's face, throwing Richardson to the ground.

Quentin Richardson is convinced, I have never been ridden in an official game, but I was ridden in the slam dunk contest...

Instead of cheers and screams, Madison Square Garden burst into laughter.

Hayes laughed off the court.

This year's All-Star Game is not a shame for me alone, everyone has to collectively emigrate to the moon.

With two mistakes in a row, Little Tudou also realized the difficulty of this dunk.

If it continues, it will not be the scene of the accident, but the scene of a large-scale embarrassment.

Then he changed his mind.

It still flew over Richardson, but this time it rebounded from the rebound, and he caught the ball and flew over Richardson to complete the dunk.

This time the difficulty was reduced a lot, but Little Tudou still failed in his first attempt.

In order to find the angle for the rebound of the basketball, Little Tudou didn't get enough air jump, and the basketball shorts buried Richardson's face.

Quentin Richardson was thrown down by Little Potato again.

Quentin Richardson wanted to scold Little Potato.

What the hell is a slam dunk for you, you just randomly picked a lucky spectator to die on the spot! !

Another attempt at Little Potato finally worked.

Quentin Richardson let out a sigh of relief, thinking that it would be impossible for someone to be an assistant in the dunk contest in his life.

You dunk, my life is in danger.

You performed well, you won the championship, it has nothing to do with me.

If you don't behave well, I'll die with you on the spot!

There is no benefit for me, pure loss-making business...

Because the movement was changed in the middle, and the difficulty of the movement was reduced, and many mistakes were made, which left a bad impression on the judges on the spot. In the end, the dunk action scored 48 points.

Now all eyes were on Su Ye.

Here's your chance to win!

As long as this deduction gets 49 points or more, Su Ye will win the championship!

Kobe prayed silently behind the crowd, don't score more than 48 points, otherwise it's not Little Tudou or Quentin Richardson who died, but Lao Tzu!

In anticipation, Su Ye came on stage.

And after he came on the court, he stretched his finger towards Hayes who was off the court.

Come on, Haidi, it's up to you! !