I'm not a basketball bully

Less than 5 minutes after Bill Lambir was thrown into the garbage dump by Su Ye, police officers arrived at the scene with an ambulance.

When Su Ye was driving to the garbage dump, what Su Ye didn't know was that,

The entire FBI in Detroit has already been dispatched throughout the city!

It turned out that the security personnel at the Detroit Pistons game site were dumbfounded after watching Su Ye drive Lambir away.

Mainly they don't know what Su Ye is going to do with Ranbir, right?

To kill and throw the body, or to throw Ranbir into the river?

They were worried that Su Ye would do something criminal.

So he immediately called the fbi and tracked the garbage truck Su Ye was driving.

We must prevent Su Ye from committing crimes!

As for Su Ye, people often ridicule him for not going on the path of breaking the law and committing crimes, but ridicule is just ridicule after all.

But today, the situation is completely different.

Su Ye's behavior really looked like he was going to commit a crime.

then,

On the night when the crime capital Detroit first came on, a Grand Theft Auto car chase scene was staged.

A good five-star citizen, Su Ye, was driving a garbage truck and was chased by several fbi police cars.

It's just that Su Ye, who was driving, didn't know it at all. After throwing Lambir into the garbage dump, Su Ye drove back to the hotel.

"there!"

"People are there!"

"Bill Lanbier is there!"

When the police came to the dump, they immediately saw Bill Lambiel lying in the dump, unconscious.

"Bill, how are you doing?"

The medical staff shook Lambiel's body, and Lambiel's hazy eyes finally opened.

"Fortunately, no one was killed."

Seeing that Bill Lambir could still open his eyes, the police and medical staff were relieved.

At least Su Ye is not a murderer.

The medical staff conducted a preliminary examination on Lambiel and found that there were no wounds on his body.

Judging by the years of experience of the medical staff, Lambiel should have been uninjured.

However, Lambiel is now in a very depressed state of mind.

There is only one explanation, Lambiel was so disgusted that he almost died.

In fact.

While Su Ye was driving, Ranbir ate countless mouthfuls of rubbish. When he was just dumped out by the garbage truck, Ranbir still had a condom in his mouth, and there was a white liquid with a strange taste in it.

It made Lambiel's mouth full of that weird taste of stars.

This wave, even mouth burst! ! !

"vomit!!"

After being awakened, Lambiel immediately rolled his throat and vomited.

Along with the food in the stomach there is not much bile left.

"Su Ye!!"

"asshole!!"

"I must kill you!!"

Bill Lambiel roared back into the sky, hysterical.

. . . . . . . . .

And Su Ye's side.

After throwing Lambir into the garbage dump, Su Ye drove the garbage truck back to the team's five-star hotel in Detroit.

Su Ye also became the first NBA player in history to drive a garbage truck to stay in a hotel.

After reuniting with his teammates, Su Ye knew what had happened in the past ten minutes.

The security staff at the Palace of Auburn Hills actually called the police!

And myself, if nothing unexpected happens, it will definitely become popular on the Internet again.

"Brother Su, it's going to be a fire again this time, and it's a complete fire!"

Chuck Hayes actually had a bit of envy in his eyes, he looked at Su Ye as if he saw an idol: "Brother Su, you are amazing, you are giving the plot of Grand Theft Auto I understand the game!"

amount……

Su Ye scratched his head.

Load people into garbage trucks and dump them in the dump.

No matter how you look at it, this is quite a sinful event.

But hearing Hayes' tone, this guy seems a little excited...

"What's the matter, your hands are itchy too? But if you want to fight, you have to think about the team like me. Lambiel and I fight. This is a private grudge between us, so no matter how hard we fight, it won't affect the team. "

Su Ye played it clearly.

As long as it doesn't affect the team's playoff record, you can play whatever you want.

Moreover, the fight between himself and Bill Lambiel would not be taken away by the FBI and detained. After all, Lambiel was not seriously injured, at most he would make a record in the past and pay some money.

Learn "Law" before practicing martial arts.

Before the fight, be sure to properly deal with what may happen after the fight.

. . . . . . .

And this incident naturally caused an uproar on the Internet.

"Heavy!Su Ye drove Bill Lambiel into the dump! "

"Shock! In the parking lot battle between the 76ers and the Bad Boys, Su Ye threw Bill Lambiel into the garbage truck! "

"The nba is going to be completely out of the circle, Su Ye cosplays Grand Theft Auto! "

"The ax-wielding Han Lanbier was brutally humiliated and thrown into the garbage truck by Su Ye and dumped into the garbage dump"

When these news spread throughout the basketball circle, the NBA players were the first to be dumbfounded.

The nba has developed for decades, and incidents of player fights emerge in endlessly.

There have also been some bad behaviors, such as fights in the locker room and traffic jams in the parking lot.

This is not unheard of in the nba arena.

But Nima threw people into the garbage truck!

And drove all the way to the dump!

There are also police cosplay Grand Theft Auto in the whole city to hunt down the whole city!

Outrageous, simply outrageous home!

However, after a brief shock, the nba players did not criticize Su Ye. Instead, they all stood on Su Ye's side and applauded wildly!

Who is Bill Lambiel?

That's the league's famous super villain!

He is the most famous player in nba history, bar none!

Kick Michael Jordan!Lock throat Bird Bird!Elbow Magic Johnson...

In the entire NBA, apart from the teammates of the Pistons at the time, no player was a friend of Lambiel!

No one likes Lambiel, and no one wants Lambiel to have a good life!

"Good fight! Good fight!"

"Fuck! Bill Lambiel, you will have your day today!"

When Danzi saw the news paper, he applauded excitedly.

When I was fighting against the Bad Boys Legion in the east, I suffered an old crime.

Bill Lambiel left quite a few scars on Michael Jordan's body.

Seeing Lambiel thrown into the garbage truck, Michael Jordan felt an indescribable sense of refreshment.

Su Ye, you kid really did a good thing that I like.

. . . . .

"What the hell? It was thrown into the garbage truck, okay, good job, this kid Su Ye is really killing the people!"

Even Larry Bird, the big bird, was very excited when he saw the news.

Not just Jordan, Bird, including Magic Johnson, Charles Barkley, Da Meng, and other players applauded one after another, and even wanted to put a small whip to celebrate.

Lambiel was cleaned up.

Everyone actually has a feeling that the big boss of the game level has been beaten.

. . . . . . .

"puff……"

"Throw it into the garbage truck and drive to the garbage dump!"

"Su Ye, Su Ye, I beg you to put away your magical powers quickly, you can really do things for me!

On the other side, the NBA headquarters building in the United States.

When David Stern saw the news, he spit out the health tea in his mouth.

Putting people in the garbage truck and throwing them in the garbage dump, what is this horse called?

Could it be the fantasy linkage between nba and Grand Theft Auto?

David Stern wondered.

If he were the game developer of Grand Theft Auto, he would have recorded this episode of the NBA into the game.

But David Stern's pattern is still small.

Do you think only Grand Theft Auto game developers are eyeing this plot inspiration?

What Su Ye came up with inspired all the screenwriters in Hollywood.

There are already Hollywood screenwriters who are ready to write Su Ye's deeds into the movie script.

David Stern's assistant asked: "Mr. President, now the question is coming, how should we express our position on this incident?"

David Stern sighed: "This Su Ye, he is really smart."

"Bill Laimbeer has retired a long time ago, and Su Ye and him are fighting off the field. This is a personal grievance."

"Mr. President..."

Just as the assistant was about to speak, David Stern interrupted again: "No matter what, we can't suspend Su Ye. Not only do we have no reason, but Su Ye is the real topic in this round of the series. If he can't play, the ratings Rates will drop dramatically!"

David Stern's eyes are almost turned into a dollar sign.

David Stern's attitude is that for the sake of ratings, it is absolutely impossible for Su Ye to be suspended!

Therefore, the alliance's statement on the incident with Su Ye and Bill Lambiel is:

Watch from the sidelines!

. . . . . . .

The league has not announced the punishment and views on this incident.

Even though various voices of public opinion swept across, the alliance remained indifferent.

It has been two hours since the incident, and the alliance has not responded, so Bill Lambiel understood the attitude of the alliance.

Bill Lambiel is now in the local people's hospital in Detroit, and he was so angry that he almost died on the spot.

"Fake! What about the ethos of respecting the old and loving the young? I threw an old bone into the garbage truck and ate the garbage all the way, but the alliance actually stood by and watched?!"

"I'm also a celebrity in Detroit anyway, don't you really think of me as a celebrity?"

Detroit Military No.1 civilian hospital.

Bill Lambiel yelled.

"Bill, don't yell anymore, don't you know the pissing nature of the league?"

On the bed next to Lambiel was another member of the Bad Boys Legion, Rodman.

Yes, Rodman was also injured.

And Rodman's injury is more serious than Lambiel's.

The big nose ring that was originally used to pretend to be aggressive has been smashed, and the flesh on the nose has been torn open, which is very tragic.

But do you think the nose is the worst place for a bug?

no!

If it was just a nose injury, the worm would not have been hospitalized.

Mainly because his second brother was seriously injured! ! !

Chuck Hayes took an elbow and injured his second brother.

Fortunately, Hayes' elbow hit a stick instead of an egg.

If this hits the egg, it is very likely that Rodman will become a one-egg hero.

The advice given by the doctor is.

For at least the next month, Big Worm cannot play poker.

Can't play poker, wouldn't that kill a poker addict? !

But for the sake of sex life for the rest of his life, Da Chong can only quit for these two months.

But it was a pain for Mai Kou.

No one went to accompany McCoy to Atlanta Gold Club to eat fruit plate.

Bill Lambiel said: "I won't be able to go to the Palace of Auburn Hills next game, I'm ashamed to go..." Bill Lambiel said to the big bug Rodman.

"You have lost your face. It's even worse for me to step on a horse. I'm dead. I have to be hospitalized here to recuperate."

But Rodman was thinking.

Can the Pistons get the game back to Detroit?

. . . . . . . . .

This matter is still boiling on the Internet.

After returning to the hotel, Su Ye was watching the tiebreaker between the Lakers and the Suns.

But not long after, there was a knock on the door.

Subsequently, Su Ye was taken to the police station by the local FBI in Detroit for a record.

……

And while Su Ye was taking notes.

In the west, the tiebreaker between the Lakers and the Suns has also begun.

"Kobe, I think you are a little too cautious. They defended you one-on-one and won two games. How could it be possible to suddenly become a pincer in the tiebreaker?"

The game was about to start, and Kobe took Lamar Odom to do it again, and he dealt with the offense after he was flanked.

This makes Odom very puzzled.

However, as the boss of the team, Kobe cannot disobey his orders. Kobe temporarily practiced on the field for a while, and his offensive tactics after being flanked.

Soon, the game begins.

The Lakers got the offense at the beginning of the game. After the ball fell into the position, the ball was given to Kobe. Kobe was preparing to single Thomas.

But just when Kobe got inside the three-point line, Marion suddenly double-teamed him.

The sudden scene on the court shocked Lakers coach Phil Jackson.

"watt?"

"It turned out to be double-teaming!"

You defended Kobe one-on-one and defended two consecutive victories, but in the tie-breaker, you even switched back to the flanking strategy!

Phil Jackson immediately snapped.

Because the day before the game started, the Lakers were practicing Kobe's offensive tactics in singles.

It has been several days since the team practiced the offensive tactic of Kobe being double-teamed before, and it is estimated that they have almost forgotten it.

The Suns were caught off guard! !

However, the Lakers' offense on the field made Phil Jackson's eyes bright. After Kobe was hit one step back from the free throw line, Odom, who was on the flank at a 45-degree angle, suddenly moved over, and slanted into the basket from the side.

Kobe Bryant hit the ground with a lob fake and passed to Odom Odom, who then made another lob assist for Bynum's dunk.

The Lakers played very smoothly in breaking the Suns' double-team offensive tactics!

And this tactic was exactly what Kobe had urgently practiced with his players a few minutes ago.

Odom was a little confused after completing the assist.

He didn't expect that he was really hit by Kobe's words, and the Suns really caught up!

Odom excitedly gave Kobe a high-five: "It has to be you, brother, it's really a pinch!"

"Everything is under my control. Focus on defending well, or be careful and I will slap you with the bench."

Odom: "???!!!"

I feel something is wrong with Kobe today. Let alone God's prophecy, if he doesn't defend well, he will use the bench to shoot people.

Who did you learn from?Could it be that Su Ye next door!

Kobe is also very excited now.

It's okay, it's okay, I called Su Ye before.

Su Ye is simply a prophet!

The Suns really got caught off guard and got into a double attack!

The first quarter lasted more than 4 minutes. As soon as the Suns took the ball and entered the area within the half court, they would double-team Kobe.

The efficiency of the Lakers in breaking double-teams is also very high. The first 5 offenses in the opening game were all scored within 5 minutes. The team made 15 of 9 shots, including 5 of 3 three-pointers, plus two free throws. Free throws have scored 23 points.

Scored 23 points in less than half a quarter, and the Lakers started their offense completely.

The team temporarily led the Suns by 23 to 12 to 11 points, and the Suns called a timeout.

Michael D'Antoni's beard is turning green.

He originally thought that he was caught off guard at the beginning of the game, and he established a double-digit lead at the beginning.

You know, in the tiebreaker, the home game leads by double digits as soon as it comes up, which will put huge pressure on the visiting team's psychology.

This will give the tiebreaker a good start!

Then in the following time, Michael D'Antoni adjusted the team's defensive strategy according to the situation on the field.

Grab the initiative at the beginning, and he will firmly control the situation of the whole game.

But D'Antoni never expected it.

The Lakers' double-team offense is so good, it's obviously a preparation for this move!

Now it is his Suns who are behind by double digits.

This is like lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot!

"I don't understand what Michael D'Antoni is doing at all. He obviously won the first two games by defending Kobe one-on-one, but when it came to the crucial tiebreaker, he actually hid the magic weapon for winning. At first glance, he should have wanted to make a surprise attack, but he was mistaken by his cleverness."

The camera shines on Michael D'Antoni's face, and it's clear he's nervous.

If this game is lost, Michael D'Antoni is destined to be set on the pillar of shame.

The materials in the conference room had to be moved to a height of two meters.

On the other side, Kobe let out a long sigh of relief.

Too dangerous!

That Michael D'Antoni guy is too cunning and too foxy!

If it hadn't been for the phone call with Su Ye before the game, Kobe felt that the team's offense at the beginning of today would never have played so well.

Even now behind by double digits, it is very likely that they are the Lakers!

Kobe looked at the team's lead, with a look of satisfaction on his face.

The team has the advantage at the beginning.

This gave Kobe a strong confidence.

"Su Ye, Su Ye, it seems that I really owe you a wish..."

As the saying goes, everything goes smoothly.

On the original historical line, the Lakers were given a temporary defensive strategy by the Suns, which caused them to get off to a bad start, and then they were suppressed by the Suns throughout the 48 minutes of the game.

And now, the Lakers have completely turned the script over.

What Kobe is holding is a script with full openings!

Of course, the Suns' crazy offense also brought a huge impact to the Lakers. The Suns narrowed the point difference to about 5 points more than once in the game.

The Suns' offensive in the fourth quarter was fierce, and they have narrowed the point difference to 5 points for the third time.

The Lakers called a timeout.

"Defend! Defend! Now is the most dangerous moment. The defense must be ruthless. If you are not ruthless, don't let me play. Let me tell you, if any of you dare to back down in any way, just get out of here!"

On the Lakers bench, Kobe stood and roared in front of everyone.

"Don't worry, boss, I'll definitely play my best defense! Don't let them have an empty space!" Wharton stood up and said: "But boss, let's talk about something, let's put down the bench first."

It turned out that when Kobe was lecturing, he was always holding a folding bench in his hand.

This scared the Lakers players silly.

Does your boss want to be so vicious?

Even the head coach Zen Master Jackson was a little confused.

Why is Kobe's energy so full of wild game...

But there is one thing to say, Kobe's operation of holding the bench to lecture did make the Lakers feel a strong sense of oppression.

Tonight the Lakers showed an unprecedented defensive attitude in the series!

Bench tactics work!

The Lakers finally won the tiebreaker and won the victory at home in Phoenix, 112 to 116. The Lakers defeated the Suns away, and the series successfully advanced to the second place in the Western Conference playoffs with a big score of 4 to 3. wheel.

While Kobe scored a game-high 32 points, he also created the third black seven miracle in NBA history!

The fans at the scene returned disappointed, and the Lakers players celebrated wildly on the court.

The camera shines on Michael D'Antoni's face.

As the real war criminal in this game, Michael D'Antoni is now livid.

"Congratulations to the Los Angeles Lakers, they created the fourth black seven miracle in NBA history."

"With all due respect, his sudden change of defensive strategy in the tiebreaker was the core factor that ruined the Suns' advancement to the second round!"

Hacked Seven Miracles!

Unbelievable strategy in the tiebreaker!

no doubt.

This battle made the mustache D'Antoni permanently nailed to the pillar of shame!

"I'm very excited to beat the mighty Suns. They made it difficult for me. You know, they can win the third place in the Western Conference in the regular season and fight us to the 7th game. You should know their How strong it is."

"Yes, this game is not only a manifestation of strength, but also a strategic war! Michael D'Antoni almost played the game into a war of tactics, but fortunately we responded in time."

"In addition to thanking my coaching staff and brothers, I would also like to thank a mysterious man who gave me two clever ideas before the game and helped me successfully overcome the difficulties."

"But I won't say his name now. I will reveal to you who this mysterious person is when I have a chance in the future."

After Kobe finished the interview, he hurriedly left the scene and returned to the locker room.

Kobe just wants to do one thing now.

That is to call Su Ye.

He wants to thank his little brother for his help before the game.

Kobe Bryant seems to be the biggest contributor to the Lakers' victory tonight.

However actually.

The real gaot is Su Ye! !

The two tricks that Su Ye sent to Kobe before the game were all confirmed in the game.

Su Ye reminded Kobe to pay attention to the Suns' double attack, and it turned out that the Suns really defended like this!

Without Su Ye's reminder, the Lakers must have started very passively.

For the rest of the game, the Lakers will not have such a good tone.

And on the defensive end, Su Ye gave Kobe Bryant some tricks to drive the team.

Kobe, who has comprehended the essence of Su Ye, carried the bench in the game and encouraged his teammates to defend hard, injecting strong defensive power into the Lakers players!

The tricks that Su Ye sent to the Lakers offensively and defensively were the key factors for the Lakers to win this g7.

and so.

Kobe is very grateful to Su Ye, and he plans to call Su Ye to thank him after the game.

only……

Kobe made several calls, but Su Ye showed that the calls were not answered.

"What's the situation? Could it be that he was asleep? But it's not even 10 o'clock..."

Kobe felt very puzzled, so he looked at the news on the Internet.

Bryant also wanted to see the news coverage of his heroic performance in the Game [-].

However, what Kobe never expected was...

At present, none of the major sports media's top reports is about his performance in the tiebreaker.

It's all over the place...

"What! the! fu#k?!"

"Throw Bill Lambiel in the garbage truck, in the dump!!"

"Su Ye, what kind of trouble are you riding on your horse?!"

Kobe was dumbfounded when he saw the news!