I'm not a basketball bully

Su Ye overthrew Xiaosi with a button full of violent aesthetics, and also helped Dior accidentally injure Xiaosi from the side.

This round basically sealed the victory of the game, and Su Ye also scored the 42nd point of the game with this goal, setting a new record for Su Ye's highest score in a single game this season.

In the remaining 2 minutes, the Suns desperately tried to catch up with the score with three-pointers, but to no avail.

As the whistle sounded for the end of the game, the score was fixed at 79:95. The 76ers defended their victory at home. While winning 6 consecutive victories, they also ended their opponents' 5 consecutive victories.

It is worth mentioning that with Steve Nash's missed three-pointer, the Suns' frontcourt score was fixed at 79 points, and 79 points created the Suns' lowest score this season.

No one can believe that the Suns, which averaged 110 points per game this season, only scored 76 points at the home of the 79ers. Before the game, Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith even bet that the Suns could score 90 points.

In the end, not to mention 90 points, I didn't even get 80 points!

The offensive ability of the 76ers has been fully confirmed in this game. The hardest shield in the league still successfully blocked the sharpest spear.

After this game, the Phoenix Suns are destined to be questioned by fans.

Is the Suns' offense as strong as imagined?

In other words, what is the strength of the Suns?

Last season, they were defeated by the seventh-ranked Lakers in the West. In the new season, facing the 76ers in the East, they didn't even score 80 points in the game.

This is under the circumstances that Stoudemire has come back!

At this moment, Kobe Bryant, who was watching the live broadcast of the game in Los Angeles, USA, cursed and turned off the TV.

The defensive Suns didn't even score 80 points, and beat their opponents by more than ten points. This is a record that the Lakers didn't even hit last season.

And you must know that Stoudemire has returned, and the Suns are stronger than last season.

If you let his Lakers play the Suns again, it may not be able to perform like this.

Kobe took a look at the Lakers' next schedule. This year's Christmas game will be against the 76ers at home.

Regarding the performance of the 76ers this season and the strength shown against the Suns, Kobe suddenly lost his confidence.

So he picked up the basketball and headed straight to the Staples training center.

Kobe never backed down when difficulties came his way.

Only becoming stronger is the only solution.

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In the commentary seat of TNT, Charles Barkley's expression now can be described as having eaten two catties of shit.

Fatty never dreamed that the Suns scored 55 points in the first half, but they didn't even score 35 points in the second half.

The Suns performed fairly well in the first half, but only scored 3 points in the third quarter.

Before the start of the fourth quarter, Barkley was still thinking.

The Suns have already played out of order in the third quarter, and no matter how hard they pull the crucial fourth quarter, they can't reach 20 points.

But in the end, the Suns told Charles Barkley with their strength, don't trust your old club.

In the 4th quarter, the Suns scored only 10 points, let alone 20 points, and it was a [-]% discount.

10 points in a single quarter also created the Suns' lowest scoring record in a single quarter this season.

Indeed, you could argue that the Philadelphia 76ers came up with a very different defensive strategy in the second half than they did in the first, which helped them limit the Suns' offense.

But what you have to admit is that the 76ers' defense has reached the point where it is impregnable and varied.

The 76ers team in front of them is the top defensive team in NBA history.

"It was an incredible game. I want to give applause to my good brother, Su Ye from China! Did you see that, the audience scored 42 points, and in the crucial fourth quarter, Su Ye performed consecutive highlights , scored 4 points. It is worth mentioning that Su Ye scored 12 points in the 4th quarter, which was more than the Suns scored in the 12th quarter!!"

"42 points + 13 rebounds, scored 4 points in the fourth quarter, and restricted Amare Stoudemire to only 12 points and 25 rebounds, you know, Su Ye is my brother, he is the best in this league One of the top power forwards, he is the four big power forwards in the new era of NBA!!"

The game was over, and Charles Barkley put all his fighting voices on Su Ye.

Barkley's mouth was like a cannonball.

And Kenny Smith next to him had already seen through Barkley's purpose, and said directly: "You don't need to change the subject, Charles, now fans all over the world are waiting for you to kiss Shaq's ass. "

"And I heard that after hearing what you said, Shaq is going to not take a bath for the next few days. I advise you to give yourself a cold and a cold these days, so that you can get rhinitis, otherwise you will definitely Spit on Shaq's ass on the spot."

Any fool can see that what Barkley said so much is actually to divert attention.

But how can Barkley's tricks escape Kenny Smith?

In terms of the professional ability of ball commentators, Kenny Smith may not be professional.

But when it comes to dismantling, Kenny Smith is definitely a professional!

Charles Barkley's face darkened when he heard this.

Damn, it seems that this problem has been completely avoided...

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The camera returns to the arena.

At this moment, the fans of the two teams are already hugging and paying tribute to each other.

Su Ye was already shaking hands with the Suns players.

Steve Nash extended a friendly hand to Su Ye.

However, Su Ye was a bit repulsed by Nash.

Nash, the dirtiest player on the NBA court.

Who knows if you licked your own fingers just now? ?

After hugging Nash, Su Ye shook hands with Stoudemire again,

"Good job, you guys are much better than those guys in Los Angeles." Stoudemire said.

"Haha." Su Ye laughed awkwardly twice, this business bragging was clearly played by Xiaosi

You didn't play in the playoffs last year, how do you know we are better than those guys in Los Angeles? !

Obviously, Stoudemire is expressing friendship through a distance.

Stoudemire is indeed that kind of honest person. Although he has a strong playing style, he is very humble and likes to elevate others. He is a humble gentleman.

"Remember what I told you, your eyes should have been stepped on, and you can try wearing glasses next time."

"Okay, I will consider your suggestion."

Other players on the 76ers also expressed friendship with Stoudemire.

Brother Dai and Hayes held Stoudemire's hands tightly, as if meeting an old friend whom they hadn't seen for many years.

Because of the two scoring difficulties of the 76ers, they both scored in double figures tonight.

The two scored 10 points each on Stoudemire's head.

Hayes' big watery eyes revealed a clear stupidity.

"Amare, your style of play is too strong. We really can't stop you, but you are a good person."

"Haha, thank you, but why are you laughing?"

Something wasn't right for Stoudemire.

Why are these guys thanking themselves so much?

As everyone knows, Stoudemire has become the team's weakness.

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The 76ers relied on defense to keep the Suns from scoring no more than 80 points.

This matter has once again exploded in the NBA.

The defense of the 76ers can make the Suns score no more than 80 points. The defensive strength of this team has reached the point where the entire league is frightened!

Many experts have also begun to study the 76ers' defensive system in depth.

Last season, the 76ers' defensive strength was very strong, but it was far from this level.

The reason why they have been able to improve so much on the defensive end this season is that they replaced a player in the starting lineup.

Swap Kyle Korver for Ron Artest.

Don't look at this as just a replacement of a role player, but for the 76ers' overall defensive system, it has almost achieved a perfect closed loop.

Artest not only solved the disadvantage of the 76ers' starting No. 2 defense, but also greatly weakened Iverson's defensive weakness.

The current 76ers have two defensive gates on the outside, Artest + Brother Yi.

There is a defensive tonnage blue-collar center Lao Dai on the inside.

At the 4th position, there is also Su Ye, an all-round defensive tough guy who can defend from the 1st to the 5th position.

Moreover, the 76ers restricted the Suns to only 79 points in this game. Their average conceded points in the 6 games of the new season were only 77.3 points!

This is the lowest scoring rate in the first 6 games of the new season in NBA history since ancient times!

As strong as the Bad Boys and the Detroit Pistons during the Five Tigers period, they did not have such an amazing scoring efficiency.

With the Sun's loss to tonight, fans on the Internet also apologized to the Washington Wizards.

It seems that the Washington Wizards, who scored 82 points in their debut in the opener, are really strong!

It turns out that whether a team is strong or not can be set off by other teams.

General Arenas: Hurry up and line up to apologize to me!

In addition to the 76ers' defensive strength, there is another voice worth talking about.

With his strength, Su Ye defeated another top power forward in the league, Amare Stoudemire.

Now if you ask the current league, who are the four strongest power forwards?

Deng Qi's windmill is strong! !

Hard and real wolf king! !

The king of heaven leads the coquettish! !

Flying Pig Town Zhuqiang! !

Before becoming one of the top four shooting guards, Su Ye became one of the league's top four power forwards ahead of schedule.

Moreover, there is no exaggeration in these four big fronts.

There is no doubt about the strength of the idiot and the king. Both of them are players who have won the championship and the finals mvp, and they are firmly in the top two seats of the top four.

As for the remaining two positions will be born between Kevin Garnett, Chris Bosh, Amare Stoudemire and Su Ye.

At least from the current situation.

Su Ye and Iverson have led the team to the Eastern Conference finals, and have repeatedly defeated these opponents in the regular season. Su Ye's position in the four major power forwards is also well deserved.

ESPN also captured the focus of the fans' discussions and released a piece of news.

[Nuotian Wang, Shifo, Husky, Boxing King, who is in favor of the four big money in the new era, and who is against it? 】

The four big money seats in the new era stood out, and it also aroused the enthusiastic attention of fans on the Internet.

After ESPN announced this idea, it was liked and forwarded by a large number of fans and netizens.

Su Ye naturally also saw the hot discussion on the Internet.

But Su Ye couldn't be happy at all.

Lao Tzu is a man who aspires to be one of the top four shooting guards, but he turned out to be one of the top four shooting guards before becoming one of the top four shooting guards...

And even if you are a big four, that's all. The key is what do you call yourself in the news of ESPN?

Boxing champion? ? ?

Su Ye was convinced by the writer of ESPN.

With so many nicknames on me, why did he choose this one for publication?

Even if you write a Chinese flying pig, it is better than this!

Su Ye felt very depressed.

If some young fans saw this, they would think that he was not a basketball player, but a boxer who made a guest appearance in the NBA.

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After winning the Suns at home, the 76ers took a day off and ushered in a door-to-door challenge from the Atlanta Hawks.

It can be said that the Eagles and 76ers are very familiar.

Last season, Gentleman swept them almost directly 4-1 in the first round.

The Eagles last season can be said to be a dark horse, breaking into the playoffs as the fifth in the Eastern Conference, but this season.The record of the Eagles has slipped significantly.

In the first 6 games of the season, the Eagles lost 4 games.

According to Su Ye's judgment, the strength of this Eagles team is definitely greatly reduced compared to last season.

The reason is simple, because of the departure of Ron Artest.

Don't look at Artest's embarrassing performance in the playoffs last year. He even played the role of a repairman on the court, and his face was beaten.

However, Taizi's role in the regular game period is very obvious.

Taizi is the best role player in this league!

"I still regard defeating Su Ye as a goal of my career. Even if we lose Ron, even if our performance this season is a bit worse, we will get back to our form, starting from today's match against Su Ye! "

Before the start of the game, Su Ye's old opponent Deron Williams expressed his attitude in an interview with reporters.

More than a year has passed, but Deron is still the same Deron.

He never forgot the grievances between him and Su Ye.

Artest who was beside him had surrendered to the enemy.

However, Delong still wants to avenge Su Ye!

In an offensive round of Su Ye in the third quarter, there was an episode.

Iverson's breakthrough passed the ball to Su Ye, who was ambushing outside, but Iverson's pass was too big, and the ball passed Su Ye's fingertips with a spin, and flew straight to the sideline.

Su Ye quickly turned into Rodman and rushed over, saving the ball.

The ball was saved, but Su Ye threw himself into the arms of the 76ers sideline cheerleader sister.

Ah no, not in my arms.

Su Ye's head flew directly towards the crotch of the cheerleader's sister.

Seeing that Su Ye didn't come over, the young lady of the cheerleading team squatted up instead of avoiding.

result……

Just like that, Su Ye got under the ass of the cheerleading lady.

The most important thing is that after Su Ye lay on the ground, the young lady actually sat down and rode on Su Ye's head.

People who are older sisters are eager to hold their younger brothers in their hands and keep them in their mouths.But this sister is lucky, she just rode on Su Ye's head!

"You're not dead, Su, does it hurt?"

The cheerleading lady pressed Su Ye's head, and seemed to care about Su Ye.

But Su Ye was so anxious that he was about to jump up.

You let me get up by stepping on the horse, don't press my head

Unappetizing!It's really not delicious!

Su Ye was convinced by this young lady.

The boxing champion's hat didn't turn around, and another hat was put on.

The veteran of the basketball world!

. . . . . . .

"I can't even catch the ball. I think you are taking advantage of the chance of saving the ball to give the cheerleaders a lot of money."

Delong knew Su Ye best, and he was nicknamed the basketball veteran in college.

Deron Williams didn't want to mock Su Yan.

As a result, in the next offensive round, it was Deron Williams' turn to embarrass himself.

In singles, Joe breaks through and passes the ball to Delong. Delong receives the basketball at the same position as Su Ye, but the difference between him and Su Ye is that Su Ye makes a mistake and almost goes out of bounds. Delong receives the basketball steadily.

"I can't even catch the ball, so I am embarrassed to be selected for the best team? Basic skills are not good!"

Deron was thinking about shooting a three-pointer, but Artest, the defender, had already rushed over.

Artest's defensive speed was very fast, which immediately interfered with Deron's shot. After the jump, Deron felt that the ball had a better chance if he chose to break through, so he put his hand down in the air and dribbled the ball to try to break through. .

Then Deron Williams came up with a jump, no shot, and a walk.

After being called off by the referee for a walking violation, Deron angrily smashed the ball to the floor.

How could such a low-level mistake occur at such a critical moment?

It's a disgrace to be a point guard!

"Hold the basketball and jump, you are Atlanta Mario."

And this time it was Su Ye's turn to cast a disdainful voice.

Deron Williams felt ashamed, this mistake is likely to determine the outcome of the game.

In the end, the game ended, and the 76ers defeated the Atlanta Hawks at home. The score was fixed at 93 to 88. The 76ers defeated the Eagles by 5 points. The Eagles scored 80 or even 85 this time.

It is the highest-scoring team against the 76ers this season.

In fact, no matter how powerful the 76ers' defensive ability is, it will not be exaggerated to the point where the average conceded efficiency in 82 regular season games is below 80 points.

Even being able to average less than 85 points per game is an exaggeration.

You know, only two teams allowed less than 90 points per game last season, and one was the San Antonio Spurs.The other is the Memphis Grizzlies, and the two teams conceded only 88.6 and 88.5 points per game.

As strong as the defensive first Detroit Pistons, the average conceded points per game is also 90.1.

Of course, the average points lost per game and the strength of the team's defensive ability are not equated.

Sometimes, it has a lot to do with the way the team plays. Teams like the Spurs and Grizzlies are good defensively, but most of them are offensive in position, resulting in a small average number of rounds for both sides, so they lose points. Of course there are few.

The Houston Rockets conceded only 91 points per game last season, but is their defense strong?

The main reason is that the Rockets can't wait to press every offensive round until the last 24 seconds before making a shot. Frequent offensive positions make the rounds of the game less, and the opponent's points are naturally much less.

Stronger than the Pistons, recognized as the strongest defensive team in the league last season, with an average of 91 points per game. That is because of their offensive comments. The shot time of each offense is shorter than others. They are good at offensive and defensive transitions, resulting in more rounds in the game , the opponent's score will naturally be more.

The Eagles scored 76 points on the 88ers, but you must know that the Eagles averaged more than 105 points per game this season!

After this game, the 76ers seemed to have unloaded the burden, but there is no need to limit the scoring of each team to less than 80 points.

Of course, it is very difficult for any team to score more than 76 points on the 90ers!

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After this game is over, it means that the second week of the new season is all over.

The nba officially announced the best honor of the week for the new week.

It is worth mentioning that the Eastern Conference Player of the Week fell on the head of Allen Iverson.

In the past week, Iverson led the team to 4 consecutive victories.

Feeling bursting, averaging 35 points per game, and 9 more assists at the same time.

The fly in the ointment is that there are still 6 turnovers per game.

The biggest player of the week in the West falls on Yao Ming.

In the past three games, Yao Ming averaged 24 points + 10.3 rebounds + 2.5 blocks per game. He also led the team to three consecutive victories and performed very well.

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After winning the Eagles at home, the 76ers took a special plane to fly to the next away game.

After getting off the plane, Su Ye immediately came to the five-star hotel defined by the team.

Take off your shoes, take off your coat, close the curtains, turn on the TV, and play the exciting program you want to watch, and then the whole room is filled with that strange sound.

Being alone in a hotel is really good for that kind of thing.

The two people on TV are very intense.

And there are still two men, European and American, with heavy taste!

It's not the kind of Passion Four movie that everyone imagined.

Welcome to tnt's evening symposium!

That's right, the reason why Su Ye came to the hotel so quickly and couldn't wait to turn on the TV was to watch the TNT program tonight.

Because on tonight's show, Charles Barkley will deliver on that promise.

He's gonna kiss Shaquille O'Neal's ass!

And I heard that in order to give Barkley a better experience, O'Neill hasn't showered for 5 days.

In other words, TNT's ratings must be high. When the show started, it first broadcast what happened during the day to warm up.

The large screen of the tnt symposium covered the entire live interface.

On a quiet road in the western suburbs of the United States, a blue Ford Raptor appeared in the camera, and then slowly parked outside Charles Barkley's mansion.

The camera zooms in, and Kenny Smith is sitting in the driver's seat of the Ford Raptor.

Kenny Smith said to the camera: "Did you see this villa in front of you? This is Charles' home, and the fat man is inside. I'm waiting here for him to come out. As soon as he appears, I will take him immediately. Walk!"

Kenny Smith said, showing the handcuffs he borrowed from the police.

According to Kenny Smith's understanding of Charles Barkley, it is impossible for Barkley, a fat man, to just be caught without a fight.

So Kenny Smith came to Barkley's house to catch Barkley, put Barkley himself in the car, bring him back to the tnt show, and let him kiss O'Neill in front of audiences all over the world butt.

It didn't take long.

The door of Charles Barkley's villa opened, and a black shadow crept out of the door.

This person was Charles Barkley. He was wearing a black sportswear, a black peaked cap, and a black mask to prevent people from recognizing his own face.

"Hey, I don't believe it anymore. I've pretended to be like this. Who else can recognize this flying pig?"

Fliggy thought of it in his heart, and felt very proud.

But when Barkley walked out of his yard and was about to clock in for work, a blue Raptor pickup suddenly drove over and stopped in front of Charles Barkley.

Charles Barkley was stunned for a moment, and after seeing the people in the driver's seat clearly, Barkley ran away.

Shet! !

Barkley people are stupid!

It's that Kenny Smith guy!

How did he find out about Lao Tzu?

I can be recognized by dressing like this

Barkley didn't have time to think about it, so he ran into the villa, but Kenny Smith was an outside player. When Barkley was about to run into the gate of the villa, Kenny Smith and his assistants held down Buck profit.

"Wang Defa?"

"What's the situation? This is my home, my home! I want to sue you for illegal intrusion!"

"Fake! I'm dressed in black, how could you recognize me!!

Barkley had given up struggling, and was carried by three big men into the back seat of the Ford Raptor.

"Impossible, tell me how did you recognize me? Is my camouflage technique so unbearable?"

Kenny Smith laughed and said, "How dare you say that, do you think you can't recognize you when you cover your face? You have such a big butt and you wear stockings. Walking on the street, who doesn't recognize you?"

"Stockings? You call these stockings, these are my new sports leggings!!"

Barkley yelled wildly.

Barkley felt that Kenny Smith was insulting.

God damn stockings?Have you ever seen sports leggings?

Kenny Smith was also taken aback for a moment, it turned out to be sports leggings, he really missed it.

I am afraid that only Charles Barkley can achieve the effect of wearing sports tights into stockings...

"It's useless to cover your face. If you want to disguise yourself, you might as well cover your butt. Don't you know that your butt is the most recognizable face on your body?!"

Anyone who knows Charles Barkley is not Kenny Smith.

"Fack, Fack..."

Buckley didn't even think that it was his own ass that betrayed him.

It's really like seeing a human being...

"Ahahahaha!"

Looking at Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith on the big screen, Su Ye leaned back and laughed.

Tears are almost coming out, and the 8-pack abs are almost laughing out.

But smiling, Su Ye suddenly fell silent.

"Seeing buttocks is like seeing a person..."

"Then if I wear Barkley's same style of sports leggings, will it also have the effect of stockings???"

Su Ye suddenly became emo.

really...

Make fun of Flying Pigs, become Flying Pigs, why not Flying Pigs?

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After Barkley was pushed into the car, the camera then switched to TNT's studio venue.

"Let's have Charles Barkley, the star of the night!"

As Kenny Smith's voice fell, Charles Barkley was brought into the studio with his arms held by two security personnel.

"Charles, is it your mother and lord? In front of the entire audience, you won't go back on your word, will you?"

Kenny Smith said with a smirk: "Remember how brave you were when you kissed the ass of a donkey?!"

"Who said I'm going to run away, I can't run away at all! Let me go and call me that guy Shaq, I'm going to enjoy his ass now!"

Has been carried to the studio, and Barkley can only be caught without a fight.

"Okay, then we welcome Shaquille O'Neal with warm applause!"

As a bgm sounded, Shaquille O'Neal came to the studio wearing a suit.

"Hello, Flying Pig, long time no see."

"Don't talk nonsense with me, I'll just ask you something, have you not showered for a few days?"

Charles Barkley looked at O'Neill's suit, which was still quite clean. It seems that the online claim that O'Neill hadn't showered for several days should be false.

Unexpectedly, at the next moment, O'Neill suddenly pulled his suit pants hard, and tore off the suit pants directly. It turned out that the back of O'Neill's suit pants was button-style, and it was a custom-made model.

For this show, O'Neill specially customized a suit.

After taking off the suit, what was exposed were the basketball pants of the Heat.

The basketball pants are a little wrinkled, and even have some mud stains on them. It looks like it hasn't been washed for several days.

"To be honest, Charles, Ben Shark hasn't showered for 5 days. These are my shorts from the home game 5 days ago. Do you want me to take off the shorts and show you my underwear?"

O'Neill customized this suit just for a show effect.

Barkley's face turned black when he heard that.

And the audience in front of the TV was already laughing so hard that they were shaking their heads.

Immediately afterwards, in TNT's studio, O'Neill put his hands on the table, pouted his butt, and even had a look of expectation and enjoyment on his face.

The two security guards grabbed Barkley's arm and came to O'Neill's butt, for fear that Barkley would run away on the spot.

Then, a classic painting was staged in the studio!

After a moment of hesitation, Charles Barkley kissed O'Neill's ass.

The live footage is also a close-up, and the footage is very close.

Barkley's mouth really kissed O'Neill's ass, and the key was facing the seam in the middle of O'Neill's shorts.

It's so accurate!

It was all for Piyanzi!

Men have a soft spot for seams.

Whether it is night or day, the position of the gap can always be found accurately.

Of course, the only one who can accurately attack O'Neill's seams is Charles Barkley.

Fans all over the world watching the live broadcast burst into laughter.

Su Ye laughed the same way and almost burst into tears.

This fucking is more fun than Uncle Benshan's skits!

puff……

At this moment, a familiar voice suddenly sounded in the live broadcast.

Su Ye also felt that this set of voices was very familiar.

Every night after Su Ye got into the bed, he would tense himself up so that the sound would come out from his body, and then he would habitually thump the quilt, and there would be some familiar and strange smells overflowing from the gaps in the quilt.

Accompanied by this smell, Su Ye was able to fall asleep beautifully.

It sounds crazy, but this is a habit of many boys.

Su Ye understood in an instant.

O'Neill's beep...

He actually...

fart! ! !

During the live broadcast, Charles Barkley quickly pushed O'Neal away, then coughed and turned his face away.

"Ugh...cough..."

"Wang Defa?!"

When he looked at O'Neill again, Barkley had a murderous look on his face.

It's fine if this guy doesn't take a bath, but he even farts!

"I'm sorry, Charles, I didn't mean it. I ate too much sweet potato this morning. Too much sweet potato is a fart."

O'Neal smiled.

And Barkley's face was as ugly as a fart.

"Fack! How the hell did you eat too much sweet potatoes, you definitely ate Chinese sauerkraut, it's sour, it's sour, do you understand?!"

The ratings of TNT's symposium tonight exploded.

And all this is because of O'Neill's fart!

It can be called the most valuable fart in history! !