I'm not a basketball bully

"Su, I want to ask a question that all fans are looking forward to. At this time last year, you won the Madison Square Garden Slam Dunk Contest and gave yourself the reputation of being the real league slam dunk champion. But why did you win the dunk contest a year later? Are you refusing to participate in the dunk contest?"

In the player channel before the game, local reporters in Las Vegas also interviewed the number.

Las Vegas does not have a home team in the NBA, so Las Vegas fans are looking forward to this All-Star Game.

In addition to the All-Star Game, fans in Las Vegas are also looking forward to Su Ye's performance in last year's slam dunk contest.

But in the end, Su Ye turned down the invitation to the dunk contest.

This made Las Vegas fans a little disappointed.

And Su Ye's answer was: "Because I am a veteran, as an old man in the alliance, I have to leave opportunities to young people."

Su Ye had an old-fashioned demeanor.

Reporter: (ー_ー)!!

Yesterday you just participated in the Rookie Challenge, today you say you are a veteran, is it shameful?

Speaking of the current NBA league, the four major shooting guards and the four major forwards are all open to discussion.

But the Big Four are shameless, and there is absolutely no doubt about it.

Iron Blood's apology is really tough!

Hemorrhoids bleeding silly Artest!

It's all scripted big sharks!

I am veteran Su Tianwang!

"Mr. Su Ye is really humorous. He has only played for a year, and he actually said that he is a veteran." The reporter laughed speechlessly.

He has only played in the league for a year and he is ashamed to say that he is a veteran!Where is the face?Shame on me! !

Su Ye: There is no pattern at all. For a player who has been suspended for 20 games in his career, which one is a young person?

Well, judging from the aspect of the cumulative number of banned games...

That Su Ye really looked like a veteran's stats.

Su Ye gave the Las Vegas reporter a shut up look

Ask again?I'll hit you again!

The reporter swallowed, and shrank his neck again. He read the breath of death from Su Ye's eyes.

As expected of a super bully in the nba, even the reporters who interviewed him could feel the pressure of death.

"You are right. After all, your skills, your style of play, and your big heart at critical moments are destined not to be a young player, you are a veteran of the league!"

This wave of reporters is against their will.

Hearing this, Su Ye laughed and patted the Las Vegas reporter on the shoulder: "Hahaha, don't be a city reporter in this place, go to the NBA to be a media reporter, your future road is elbow wide! "

The three major pleasures of men: persuading the young women of the Liang family to go into the water, persuading prostitutes to be good, and acting aggressive in front of children.

But for children, there is also a great fun.

That is, pretending to be an adult in front of others!

This is the source of Su Ye's happiness!

. . . . . . . . .

Soon, the All-Stars are starting right away.

The first thing to do is the player's entrance ceremony. This player's entrance ceremony is very boring. Not only the lines of introduction are very long, but also some stage performances are interspersed after introducing a few players.

The most outrageous year, just the introduction of the players took almost an hour, the fans were almost asleep, the players' legs were cut off while standing, and the horse-riding competition hadn't started yet.

Of course, there is still something to watch about the entry of players in the NBA All-Star Game.

That is to see who among the NBA All-Stars has the strongest dancing skills.

When the All-Star players enter the field, the more extroverted players will dance to the music after they come out. Although they are not professional, the awkward dance is over.At least let the fans at the scene follow Hipi.

However, the starters of the Western Stars and the starting players of the Western Stars appeared on the field as if they had agreed with each other, and they were comparing whose faces were more stinky.

The first to be named was Kevin Garnett. After he came out, he just waved to the fans in Las Vegas, and then stood there motionless, with his head raised and his nostrils possing to the camera. .

The wolf king is no longer a husky today, he has put on the coat of a border shepherd.

Garnett really regarded himself as the plateau wolf king of Minnesota.

The organizers of the Las Vegas Arena frowned.

Could it be that the money is not enough?Why did you put on such a bad face? !

Where's your hard-travel trifecta without dancing?

Anyway, you can come up with a set of hard special chest beating, hard special roar, hard special push-ups are also fine.

Garnett's performance was not satisfactory, and the Las Vegas organizers could only place their expectations on Tracy McGrady, who was the second to play.

As a result, McGrady also had a grim expression after he appeared on the stage, without a smile, let alone awkward dancing.

Sponsor: "..."

Is it aimed at people?Is it aimed at people?

Just because Las Vegas doesn't have an NBA team and bullying people like this? !

The organizers remember very well that McGrady's dancing skills in the All-Star Race at Madison Square Garden last year were quite good!

The Las Vegas organizers could only place their expectations on the next player, and it turned out that the penultimate player to play was Tim Duncan.

The organizer suddenly felt cold.

Mad, that idiot knows how to dance ass...

Sure enough, Duncan didn't show any expression after he came on the stage. He looked at the fans in Las Vegas with dull eyes. After waving his hand, a smile like a fool appeared on his face, and he didn't even show his teeth...

This can't be blamed on Duncan being unreasonable, mainly because of his character.

The most embarrassing scene of the NBA All-Star Game appeared on the Las Vegas home court.

Among the starters in the Western Conference, except for one player, Nuo Tianwang, who had a little interaction.

There have been three consecutive dances without a dance, and there is not even a little activity.

The biggest physical interaction turned out to be a smile from Duncan...

This is definitely the coldest All-Star appearance in history.

Even David Stern, who was on the scene, has a stinky face now.

What kind of medicine did these old guys who started the Western All-Stars take wrongly?

Could it be that they are not very satisfied with the alliance, so why not let this collective protest go?

The organizers of the Las Vegas Arena and David Stern can only hope for Kobe Bryant, the All-Star ticket king in the West.

With Kobe's character and professionalism, he shouldn't put on a bad face...

As we all know, Kobe has no celebrity airs, just a very down-to-earth kind of star.

However, when Kobe played, the organizers of the Las Vegas Arena and David Ster almost vomited blood.

After Kobe came out, he seemed to be looking for something. I took another look, but after not finding the target, I put my hands behind my back and looked extremely serious.

Organizer: "Damn it, organized a group against us in Las Vegas?"

David Stern: "…"

Las Vegas fans also felt insulted.

. . . .

However, the Las Vegas organizers and David Stone absolutely did not expect it.

The reason why the starters of the Western Stars all put on a bad face is because they came with a mission tonight.

This group of Avengers is going to take revenge on Thanos Su Ye.

So they didn't have any jokes before the game, and they didn't have any happy interactions.

Only the severity and chill before the war comes!

. . . . .

However, the organizers and David Stern naturally don't know the thoughts of the star players in the West.

The Las Vegas organizers were just trembling with anger.

I even have the urge to stop investing in arenas for NBA All-Stars in this life.

As for the upcoming appearance ceremony of the Eastern star starters, the organizers of Las Vegas did not report any confidence at all.

If Shark O'Neal is on the court, he will definitely look forward to it, but O'Neal missed this year's All-Star Game due to injuries.

Whether there is an NBA All-Star with O'Neal is two concepts. Without O'Neal, the East Star team's entrance show must be nothing to watch.

Mainly you look at the starting players of the Eastern Stars.

This guy Iverson always acts like a big guy wherever he goes, and he has a big guy temperament in his gestures. In his impression, Iverson will not be too proactive.

In the end, he never expected...

When Iverson played, he wore a peaked cap that was still crooked and even had a big chain hanging around his neck. With the jet of flames, Iverson also performed a hip-hop dance.

The organizer was overjoyed, and immediately shouted: "Iverson mvp!!"

When the western star started the game, the cold scene was suddenly heated up by Iverson.

Then Cheeky Wade and Chris Bosh were also good when they played, and the penultimate LeBron James showed off his dancing skills, and even had a hip-twister at the end.

James may think that he dances coquettishly, but in fact he is very sandy.

Without O'Neal stealing the spotlight, the entire stage is James' show.

It has to be said that James is considered to have the highest dancing skills among all the players on the field.

"Damn, you two mvp's are not good at dancing, you don't have the experience of winning the dressing room dancing!"

Su Ye, who had been preparing to appear in the background, looked at Iverson and James' dancing skills and sneered.

Su Ye thought that he was good at dancing. Apart from O'Neill, he really had no opponent in the entire league.

And now that O'Neal is absent from the All-Star due to injury, can anyone still compete with him for the title of basketball dancer?

Then,

When Su Ye made his final appearance, he was going to let the fans in Las Vegas enjoy his dance.

"Let us invite the champion of this year's All-Star Game, the starting power forward Su Ye from the Philadelphia 76ers! It is worth mentioning that this is the second year of his career, and it is also the second time in his career Win the All-Star Ticket King!"

Accompanied by the voice of mp, Su Ye appeared on the field.

Then at the next moment, Su Ye suddenly turned around and pointed his butt at the audience.

The fans in Las Vegas were a little confused at first. Is Su Ye going to perform a public beating?

But who knows, the next moment Su Ye suddenly started to twist wildly.

Turning to the emotional part, Su Ye still held his head in his hands, going crazy.

Not only twisted his buttocks, Su Ye even squirmed his waist.

What a coquettish! !

Want to ask who in today's league has the most gorgeous twirling maiko?

Don't think about it, it must be Su Ye!

After all, the talent is there, so he rushed at Su Ye's ass, who can beat Su Ye?

The same hip-twisting movement is a sensory experience for others, but it is a completely different situation for Su Ye to do it!

The fans in Las Vegas also became excited with Su Ye's hip twist.

The previous frustration and disappointment were swept away, and the entire stadium was completely heated up because of Su Ye's performance.

David Stern and the organizers of Las Vegas looked at Su Ye, who was twisting his butt crazily on the stage, not only the corners of his mouth twitched.

They never expected...

It was Su Ye's butt that saved the Las Vegas basketball market...

Su Ye received applause and screams from the audience on the stage.

After dancing, Su Ye also had a new understanding of his own strength.

Even if I don't play basketball, don't become a fighter, or go to the club to serve rich women.

Relying on this pair of big buttocks alone, she entered the hip-twisting industry.

That is definitely a good hand! !

. . . . . .

The All-Star player entrance performance is over.

Relying on his sexy hip-twisting dance, Su Ye successfully rescued the scene.

And the race is coming.

Eastern star team starting: Allen Iverson, Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Su Ye.

Western starters: Kobe Bryant + Tracy McGrady + Kevin Garnett + Tim Duncan + Dirk Nowitzki.

In fact, this lineup of the Western Conference Stars is a bit strange.

They don't have a serious point guard, and they have three big men in the starting lineup.

At the moment Chris Paul is sitting off the court, and Paul's expression is not happy now.

Because according to the normal lineup arrangement, he should appear in the starting point guard position.

But the voting for the NBA All-Star Game is only divided into three positions, guard, striker, and center.

The most popular players on the back line of the Western Stars are Kobe and McGrady. However, in fact, these two are actually more or less swingers.

So these two became the backcourt of the Western Conference All-Stars.

The position of the striker is the most embarrassing. The two power forwards Garnett and Duncan are all listed on the striker, and these two were also selected as the starting striker by virtue of their popularity.

These two were included in the ranks of strikers, and there was nothing wrong with them.

But the key point is that these two play styles are all biased towards power forwards...

Normally, a proper lineup should be one small forward and one power forward.

But the All-Star selection is based on popularity.

so.This year's All-Star starters featured two power forwards and one center.

. . .

If it is really divided according to point guard, shooting guard, small forward, power forward, and center.

Paul feels that he has the strength to be selected as the All-Star starter in the Western Conference! !

Now Paul's life trajectory has been completely different.

In the original history, Paul played well after joining the Hornets, reflecting his young and mature technical characteristics, but the Hornets' lineup is at most the second round of the playoffs, and this is still between Paul and David Weiss. Especially the results achieved after many years of running-in.

And now that Paul has joined the Jazz, the current Jazz lineup is much stronger than the Hornets!

With Carlos Boozer, Mehmet Okur, and ak47 on the front line, the combination of Paul and Fisher in the backcourt, the Jazz are now ranked third in the West, and their strength is very prominent.

And this season Paul's data has also risen sharply, averaging 19 points, 10.5 assists, 4.5 rebounds, and 2.0 steals.

Paul's ability at point guard is even close to Steve Nash!

If Paul really starts the All-Star game this year, it means that the three players from Wake Forest University, Duncan, Su Ye, and Paul will all appear in the All-Star game at the same time.

Wake Forest University will completely win!

. . . . . . . . .

"The game is about to start, and players from both sides ushered in a jump ball! I think many fans in front of the TV are the same as we are concerned about. Last year, the Eastern Stars staged a unique infighting. Now fans all over the world should also be looking forward to similar Case!"

TNT's unlocking combination is straight to the point, expressing the true expectations of the fans.

Last year's All-Star Game was definitely the most classic year.

Su Ye, Iverson, and Hayes in the audience area fought fiercely against Weisha + Pistons!

Various classic famous scenes were born.

Garnett trembled!

Ai attacked Wade's second brother!

Hayes sumo roars Tianzun!

Su Ye madly shot flounder + big ben on the bench!

Su Ye war trampled on O'Neill!

……

You thought Las Vegas fans came to see the nba all star game?

The layout is small!

They paid to watch Su Ye fight!

But after seeing it, the fans were a little disappointed that,

The players of the Eastern Star Team seem to have no intention of resuming infighting.

The East star team played in harmony.

The main reason was that O'Neill and Roaring Tianzun, who had a real grudge against Su Ye, were not present.

In the entire Eastern Conference, the only ones who have fought against Su Ye are the starter Dwyane Wade and the backup Chauncey Billups, and neither of them are really easy to fight.

Unlike last year, O'Neal and Roaring Tianzun took the lead in the fight, and Big Ben, Flounder, and Wade were all accomplices.

However, the game did not disappoint the fans.

Because unexpectedly, the Western Stars put up an extremely high-intensity physical confrontation!

Kobe singled Iverson in the East with the ball, and Iverson was left behind with an acceleration.

The main thing is that Iverson didn't defend seriously. After Kobe broke into the basket and glanced at Su Ye, he dunked directly with a three-step basket.

Su Ye didn't take it seriously at the time.

And in the next round, Su Ye's sloppy defense just caught up with the switch and met Kobe.

Kobe hit Su Ye with his butt, and then reached out to ask McGrady for the ball.

After Kobe received the ball, he immediately turned over and made a jumper, completely facing Su Ye, and scored by leaning back.

At that time, Su Ye was a little strange.

"It seems that Kobe is here for the All-Star mvp today..."

In the next defensive round, Su Ye was stunned.

Because Kobe directly launched a pick-and-roll attack this time.

Playing the pick-and-roll in the All-Star Game!

And Garnett went down, and Kobe really passed the ball.

Garnett jumped high directly, completed a two-handed slam dunk, alley-oop.

After Garnett scored in an unguarded alley-oop, he actually hammered his chest.

Beat your chest hard and shine in Las Vegas.

Su Ye looked at Kobe and Garnett, his expression became more and more strange.

"These two are fighting seriously..."

Even David Stern and the organizers of Las Vegas were dumbfounded.

How did this game play like a regular season? ? ?

The Las Vegas organizers had a smile on their faces.

It turns out that the surprises are all here!

If this game is really staged according to the confrontation level of the regular season or even the playoffs, then Las Vegas will simply make money.

As the game continued, Su Ye gradually realized that something was wrong.

The Western Conference isn't just Kobe and Garnett playing seriously.

Including McGrady is also very serious.

And what Su Ye felt was the worst thing about these guys.

They seem to be targeting themselves, and they only exert strength on themselves!

The vast majority of offenses are looking for themselves.

"Understood, these dog days are using the All-Star Game to trouble our old Su..."

. . . . . .

"Ok?"

The eyes of Popovich off the court are also a little bright, and Popovich has already seen the situation on the court.

"Kobe, Tracy, kg...you seem to have come prepared, the All-Stars have been called into the playoffs by you..."

Popovich didn't know that many players in the Western Conference locker room before the game had formed the Avengers.

And now playing and playing, Popovich has already seen it.

"Understood, you Yulouchun had an agreement a long time ago, and you're working together to beat Su Ye!"

Popovich looked expressionless, but he was actually very excited inside.

"An ordinary All-Star game is actually played so fiercely. They are a group of people who are not afraid of getting hurt. Since you like playing so much, let you play together!"

"You hit yours, you better fight more and more intensely!"

As we all know, the reason why the players in the NBA All-Star Game have started to play games is that there is no need to burden their bodies with insignificant games.

If the game is too intense, the player will be injured in the All-Star Game, which will affect the club's record, which is definitely not worth the candle.

Popovich is deeply aware of this truth.

So he has always asked the players participating in the All-Star Game not to go all out, let alone the All-Star Game, even in the regular season, Popovich often gives the players vacations.

The West Stars replaced Duncan and Nowitzki after a dead-ball opportunity.

Replaced by Paul and Ray Allen.

"Chris Paul, Ray Allen, Kobe, Tracy, kg."

"This group of guys should be the lineup that has the most hatred against Su Ye."

After the substitution, the corner of Popovich's mouth curled slightly, revealing a hint of insidiousness and cunning.

Popovich is one of the famous coaches in the NBA, but it doesn't mean that Popovich is a gentleman.

As long as it can help the team win the championship, Popovich will learn from it!

Popovich wants to start all the star players who have made enemies with the Spurs in the West, as well as all the players who have enemies with Su Ye.

Encourage the players of the western star team to fuck Su Ye!

Encourage Western players to amplify the physicality of this game!

It was the best he could think of.

Let these Western Conference players get hurt in the All-Star Game.

Also, it would be even better if they could fight Su Ye.

It's best to injure Su Ye as well and make him crippled!

In this case, the Spurs will be less in danger of the finals!

Popovich bared his sinister fangs.

And this All-Star game is destined to be difficult!