I'm not a basketball bully

Three days later, the NBA playoffs were in full swing.

In the opening game of the playoffs, the first matchup was between the Phoenix Suns and the Los Angeles Lakers.

Interestingly, the two teams finally met in the playoffs last year and staged a shocking 7-4 miracle. Kobe defeated the Phoenix Suns 3-[-] and became a classic series in the playoffs of his career. .

But what everyone didn't think of was.

The Suns and Lakers actually met again in the playoffs.

And it's the same as last year's battlefield, the Sun League is second, and the Kobe League is seventh!

That's right, the Suns, who were eliminated in the first round of last season, still played very well in the regular season.The Lakers, who entered the Western Conference Finals last season, still haven't made any improvement this season, and are still 7th in the Western Conference.

The suspense in this series is very high, no one knows who will have the last laugh.

Kobe seems to have already gained experience in playing the Suns. In the first game of the series, he played bravely and scored the highest 38 points in the game.

However, the Lakers' scoring points are still not too scattered, and only 4 people in the team scored in double figures.

Bynum scored 10 points, Lamar Odom had 17 points, and Luke Walton had 18 points. The situation facing the Lakers was basically the same as last season, and Kobe didn't have a good helper around him.

Except for Kobe, it is difficult for other players on the Lakers to score 20 points.

It's a completely different story with the Suns.

The team's scoring points are very scattered. Stoudemire was reimbursed for the season due to injury last season, but in the first playoff performance of this season, Stoudemire scored 25 points and 15 rebounds, and Nash also sent as many as 15 assists.Marion's performance is still comprehensive, scored 18 points.

Substitute Brazilian Lightning Barbosa also scored 15 points.

The Suns' offense was unstoppable. They scored 128 points at home and beat the Lakers by 25 points.

In 2007, it was really difficult for this team to lose if they could score 128 points in a single game.

After all, no team can score more than 125 points in a game...

After seeing this match, Su Ye also felt a lot of emotion.

If nothing else, Kobe should have overturned on the Suns.

One of the important reasons why they were able to reach the 7-game tiebreaker with the Suns last season was that Stoudemire was reimbursed for the season.

On the original historical line, without Stoudemire, Kobe led the Lakers and the Suns to the 7th tiebreaker, and finally lost.

This year, facing the Suns who returned from Stoudemire, the Lakers were easily won by the Suns 1-4.

That is, after the end of this season, the Lakers learned from the pain and were determined to sign Kobe!

And in the middle of next season, Pau Gasol was successfully recruited.

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And another game.

The Golden State Warriors defeated the No. 95 Dallas Mavericks in the West 88:[-] in an away game!

Last season's fmvp Nuo Tianwang performed like a rookie today, scoring 17 points on 6 of 14 shots, making crazy layups and shooting hard.

The bearded Baron Davis of the Warriors scored a game-high 33 points. Before the real bearded player entered the league, the bearded player could belong to Baron Davis.

Martial Saint Stephen Jackson scored 23 points in the face of last season's championship, proving that Lao Tzu's fists are not just for fans!

After winning the game, the Warriors' gangsters roared to the sky in the away game.

There is one thing to say, the Warriors' lineup includes Baron Davis, Wu Sheng Jackson, Monta Ellis, Al Harrington, Pietrus and sister deep.

These players are all out-and-out gangsters in the league.

The character of these players.Getting them together is a gangster gang.

The Warriors let their fans see the hope of completing the miracle of the Black Eight.

But Mavericks fans aren't worried at all.

Just kidding, Dallas was the league champion last season!League No. [-] this season!

Who are you on horseback? ? ?

Just won a game, just thinking about the miracle of black eight?

Dallas fans didn't pay attention to the Warriors at all.

However, Su Ye remembered very clearly what happened in this year's playoffs.

According to the historical trajectory, this team of warriors and gangsters really completed the second black-eight miracle in the history of the nba, and it is also the first black-eight miracle after the first round of the nba playoffs was changed to a 7-game 4-win system!

They defeated the Dallas Mavericks 4:2 and dragged the league's number one Mavericks off a cliff!

The difference between this year and history is that the Mavericks were the league champions last season!

"Last season's championship, next season will be a miracle..."

"If we really lose, will the old driver be permanently nailed to the pillar of shame?"

Su Ye, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, began to look forward to it.

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On the Eastern side, they also ended two games in the opening game.

The Pistons defeated the Washington Wizards led by the general without much surprise.

When it comes to pistons, people often think of that kind of movement at the first time, but there is one thing to say, the piston is really too tight...

75:85, the Pistons' super defense was so tight that they didn't even let the Wizards pass 80 points.

The most anticipated opening game in the Eastern Conference is undoubtedly the Cavaliers vs. Heat. The Cavaliers also beat the Miami Heat 104:89 under the leadership of LeBron James.

According to the right track of history, the Heat should have been the champions of last season.

And after they won the championship, their performance next season was indeed disappointing. They fell in the first round of the playoffs and were eliminated by the Bulls 4:0.

Su Ye thought about it, he could be eliminated 4-0 against the Bulls, and this time he ran into the Cavaliers who were supposed to make it to the finals this season. The poor Heat should fall in the first round.

Both teams from last year's finals fell in the first round of the playoffs.

Looking at the history of the league is also quite explosive.

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The time has come to the second game day of the playoffs.

The first thing to bring is the 76ers' home game against the New Jersey Nets.

"Vince Carter, Vince Carter! Finally waiting for you again!"

Iverson was very excited in the locker room before the game started.

In 2001 against Vince Carter, Iverson was in a brave state and staged a show with Carter.A series that fans all over the world have enjoyed.

Iverson and Carter, you have 40 points, I have 45 points, yours has 45 points, and I have 50 points.

Iverson won the 7-game series with Carter, and he also had the upper hand in the personal duel, just like Carter.

Some professionals have commented on this round of the series. The reason why Vince Carter lost to the 76ers is because Carter is inferior to Iverson in terms of superstar attack ability.

In fact, the Raptors had a stronger lineup that year. Even if Iverson scored three goals and Carter scored two, they would be able to win the game, but the key battle ended.

For every two goals scored by Iverson, Carter can only respond to one...

If Iverson is an ak47, then Carter is an m16a4.

It is also this round of the series that has completely established that Iverson is stronger than Carter among the four shooting guards!

So when I met Carter again 6 years later, Iverson was very excited.

"Why are you so excited, don't underestimate our opponent ai."

Su Ye said: "You think they are weak, but I also think they are not strong."

Iverson: "..."

What's the difference between what you said and what you didn't say?

Su Ye: "However, we still have to give the respect we should have. Even if we really look down on our opponents, we still have to be serious on the surface."

Carter: Let me just ask, are you polite?

这一组系列赛开始之前，很多专家们预测总比分应该是在4比2或者是4比3，76人队晋级。

But in Su Ye's opinion, this round of the series will definitely not exceed 5 games!

Even like the Nets who shaved their heads in the Los Angeles Lakers Finals in the past, it is not impossible to play 4-0.

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Soon, the game will begin.

The players of the two teams left the locker room and came to the game venue to warm up.

What Su Ye didn't expect before the game was that Carter actually came to the warm-up area of ​​the 76ers and took the initiative to find him.

"Little Su, ah no, it should be called Master Su! Hello, I'm Vince Carter, one of the top five shooting guards in the NBA. The two of us met in the All-Star Game!"

Carter walked over with a smile on his face, without giving Su Ye any room to refute, he held Su Ye's hand directly: "No other meaning, I just want to say hello to you, by the way, tonight's In the game, we only play ball and not people, and I am not your opponent when it comes to fighting."

How else can we say that Carter is a highly educated person?

It's different from those four big shooting guards who haven't studied in college.

Kobe, McGrady: Who should we order?

Carter's words made Su Ye very happy, especially the phrase "top five shooting guards".

Who is the extra candidate?

No need to ask, it must be me!

This wave is called "Emotional Intelligence"

Originally, Su Ye specially prepared scorpion paws, bear paw attacks, heart-protecting iron elbows, eagles landing, one tiger killing two sheep, strong hands splitting heads, orangutans breaking branches, bears catching salmon, crows flying on planes, and tornadoes destroying parking lots. A... wonderful show.

However, Carter made this wave of speeches before the game.

Su Ye was so embarrassed to bring these moves to the field.

"It's easy to say, if you say that, we'll rely on basketball to decide the outcome, there's nothing wrong with it!"

Su Ye is the kind of person who takes soft things but not tough ones.

It's just the opposite of Jessica who eats hard but not soft!

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Soon, the game begins.

The starting lineup of the 76ers is the same as the regular season, and the starting lineup sent by the Nets is .

Kidd + Carter + Jefferson + Mickey Moore + Jason Collins.

It is worth mentioning that in response to the 76ers' inside attack, Lawrence Frank put Jason Collins in the starting lineup.

There are two players with a height of over 2 meters in the starting lineup, which can be said to be a twin tower lineup.

But the twin towers looked quite tall, but their combat power was not as strong as Su Ye alone.

The average rebounds per game of the two inside players combined did not exceed 10.

There are not even as many outside players as Kidd, can you believe it?

This is to prove that it is useless for you to grow long, you have to be hard!

After Su Ye got the ball, he went crazy in the Nets' penalty area.

First, the butt squeezed Mickey Moore away, and then he smashed an offensive rebound over Jason Collins' head, and dunked the ball directly into the basket before his body fell.

Beast Supplement! !

Su Ye's style of play is tough, directly overturning two people, and playing Shuangfei if he wants to play.

Jason Kidd looked at Su Ye in front of him, and suddenly felt a wave of fear from his soul.

On Su Ye's body, he even smelled the scent of the big shark back then...

The sense of powerlessness he felt when he faced the Sharks in the finals that year, he couldn't bear it anymore.

But Su Ye's battle directly brought back his nightmare from a few years ago...

"Wonderful dunk, Su Ye completed a dunk in front of the Nets' twin towers at the beginning of the game! You must know that Su Ye is the shortest among the inside players, but he is indeed the hardest. The Nets The tactical changes don't seem to be effective!"

As soon as the game started, the commentators on the scene entered the Su blow mode.

Collins, who was dunked, called mmp in his heart, you let me play the starter, didn't you just let me come up to humiliate you?

Not to mention Mickey Moore.

A person who even thought out his will before the game, what good performance do you expect him to perform?

Mickey Moore even felt that when he came to the Nets, he missed the regret of playing against the former OK combination in the finals, but he met Su Ye, a top torturer.

It's really... the person who should come may be late, but he will not be absent!

In the opening round, Su Ye explained what it means to be short and dapper and a child riding a big horse,

However, before the commentator finished playing, the Nets' transition attack struck quickly.

Kidd dribbled the ball and went straight to the basket to kill, but the 76ers seemed to be prepared and ignored him at all.

If the base does not attack, the chicken does not attack!

Everyone knows that Kidd will not attack, he must pass the ball.

Sure enough, after Kidd attracted the defense, he distributed the ball to Carter who followed up from the flank.

Then Carter almost staged a world-famous painting. Carter flashed past Artest with an acceleration, and then took off into the air.

Su Ye was upset at the time. Before the fucking game, you pretended to be a grandson and told me to play well, but after the game, you played so hard?

Su Ye saw the shadow of his old opponent in college, Marvin Williams, in Carter.

Who is not good to learn from, you learn Ma Wen?

Carter: Playing is playing, and fighting is fighting. If you don’t fight, you don’t want me to dunk you, right?

Ever since, Su Ye was also merciless, and the demigod and the Chinese flying pig collided brazenly in the air.

Carter often staged the kind of highlights in the game after running into the defender in the air.

But this time, the demigod met his opponent!

Carter was hit directly by Su Ye and lost his center of gravity. Not only did he lose control of the basketball, his body also crashed directly.

【Heavy!A UFO crashed into a restricted area in Philadelphia! 】

In front of the Chinese flying pig, if it is a dragon, you have to coil up, and if it is a tiger, you have to lie down.

Even if you are half-human and half-god, you have to lie down for me! !

Ufo feels that its own parts are a little falling apart now.

This is completely different from his normal way of opening games.

Su Ye was not knocked away by him, but his brain went blank after being hit.

You know, there are countless bones lying under Vince Carter's big button.

Almost all the inside players of all teams in this league have been ridden by Carter.

The coach is a crazy ride off the court.

And it was Carter who rode wildly on the field!

But this was the first time Carter encountered a wild horse as difficult to control as Su Ye.

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"Get up, ufo, the ground is cold!"

On the court, Iverson had already picked up the basketball, and Su Ye also extended a friendly hand to Carter.

Carter grabbed Su Ye's palm in a daze: "You are such a good person, thank you."

Carter did not expect that Su Ye, who collided violently with him just now, would be so aggressive.

But just when he was half-lifted by Su Ye, Su Ye suddenly let go of his hand, and then Carter fell to the floor again. .

"No, I'll wipe..."

Carter immediately wanted to curse.

He has played in the NBA for so many years and has never encountered such a situation.

A second ago, he pulled the person up friendly, but suddenly let go halfway through the pull.

The nba has been played by you as Sun Tzu's art of war.

Actually, Su Ye didn't do it on purpose.

He really wanted to pull Carter up, but when he was pulling up, he suddenly saw Iverson who was about to leave the frontcourt.

So Su Ye, who was eager to break fast, gave up Carter and ran to the frontcourt for a quick break, and accidentally injured Carter by mistake.

. . .

Su Ye quickly joined the team's counterattack.

At this time, it happened that Iverson's breakthrough was chased and intercepted by Jason Kidd.

Iverson didn't try to be greedy, but made a pass from behind with his right hand, assisting Artest who followed up at 45 degrees from the flank.

Iverson passed the ball very boldly. Those who don't know Iverson may think that this is Jason Kidd.

And Artest, who received the ball at 45 degrees from the wing, didn't say anything, and immediately shot a three-pointer.

After the shot, Artest confidently kissed his fingers and spread them into the air.

Iverson's pass from behind was too irritating.

Artest felt that if he didn't do some showy operations, he really wasn't worthy of Iverson's pass.

So Artest came to celebrate in advance!

However, Iverson, who had just passed the ball, jumped in a hurry.

"You're relying on the rules, celebrate in advance, do you have the strength?"

Iverson regretted it.

He might as well have hit the ball by himself just now, because Artest's shot was obviously off the arc.

Before Artest's celebration stopped, the basketball hit the side of the basket and bounced high.

The ball missed.

Artest raised his hand in the air, embarrassed.

Why is it always me who pretends to fail?

So Tester yelled: "Brother Su, rebound!!"

Su Ye also accepted Artest's stupefaction. He had said it many times, don't pretend if you are not capable.

Just ask if your face hurts?

Su Ye took off with all his strength, and he just pointed the basketball to a higher place because he didn't occupy a good position.

Then, relying on the ability of continuous effect, Su Ye jumped with Carter three times in a row, and they all pointed the basketball to the three-point line before finally accepting the rebound.

This triple jump convinced Carter.

In terms of pure jumping height, Carter felt that he could not lose to Su Ye.

But in terms of the number of times, he really can't compare with Su Ye.

This guy Su Ye is not only capable, but he can really come here many times.

Jessica: No way!

However, what made Carter even more uncomfortable was yet to come.

After Su Ye grabbed the rebound, he slapped Carter with the shoulder like a bull, rushed to the paint area, jumped violently, and straightened his arm in the air.

The fans at the scene all stood up.

Su Ye is going to buckle the ufo!The dunk king!

The ufo wanted to ride Su Ye in the last round, but was knocked to the ground by Su Ye, and Su Ye responded strongly in the next round.

What does this look like?It's like when you were a child, you were often ridden by your neighbor's beautiful big sister, and when you grew up, you always fantasized about riding back.

Su Ye wants to ride Carter, just like riding the caring big sister of the neighbor next door.

Then there was a scene in the Wachovia Center Arena that stunned the fans.

Su Ye's arms were almost parallel to the ground, his body was leaning sideways, and he poured the ball heavily into the basket through Carter.

Clang!

The basketball exploded!

And the next moment, Carter's body fell to the floor again.

The ufo crashed again!

This is not a restricted area in Philadelphia, it is simply Area 51 in Philadelphia where UFO remains are collected!

"wooooooow"

"My God, what did I see? Su Ye, he actually dunked Vince Carter! This action is unbelievable, gliding in the air and dunking! His arms are straight, and he is dunking half-human and half-god!" ! He made the half-human, half-god the background king of the top ten balls!"

"In the last round, Vince Carter planned to dunk Su Ye, but Su Ye knocked him down on the spot. Before we could recover, Su Ye dunked Carter instead!"

"In the NBA, Vince Carter has always been dunking others, but today the plot is completely reversed. Su Ye made Carter the background of the top ten balls!"

Carter lying on the floor was more confused than before.

In the NBA, he has always been the one who rides others. How can there be any reason for Carter to be ridden by others?

And there were two UFO crashes in a row!

No Hollywood sci-fi movie dares to do this.

As for Su Ye in Carter's eyes.

This time Su Ye did not extend a friendly hand to Vince Carter, but trotted all the way back to the frontcourt, and in the process of returning to defense, he also made a classic celebration.

Holding the handlebars with both hands out of thin air, as if driving a motorcycle!

Riding on my beloved motorcycle, he will never be stuck in traffic!

Driving a motorcycle, this is Carter's signature celebration!

"Su Ye, you..."

"Dunk me! Dunk me! And use me to celebrate!"

There was a lot of anger in Carter's eyes.

"Su Ye! You forced me. Tonight I will prove that there is only one slam dunk king in this NBA!"

The previous friendly attitude with Su Ye was completely torn apart by Carter.

He wanted to let Su Ye know.

Half-man, half-god is not something you can ride casually! ! !