I'm not a basketball bully

"Wang Defa, it's Maikou!"

"Fuck, it's really a big name!"

"Michael Jordan can invite our head coach, yes!"

"God, Makoo is the girl of my dreams, ah no, the idol of my dreams!"

Marlon Barkley's mouth was full of excitement, and Maba wanted to be abused in a bullfight when he was excited.

All Wake Forest University players are also excited and excited.

That's right!

The mysterious guest that Coach Skip Prosser mentioned turned out to be the famous Michael Jordan!

Although I saw Jordan's lineup at the scene in the last game, after all, I didn't have close contact with Jordan. This is completely different from today's situation.

Moreover, Jordan is a student at the University of North Carolina, so it is natural to appear at North Carolina's home court, but it is very rare to come to Wake Forest University.

Furthermore.

Jordan's lineup is indeed big enough to be worthy of the word big.

This wave was indeed played by coach Prosser.

Jordan was wearing a set of slim black sportswear, chewing gum, with a playful look on his face, and walked into the arena swaggeringly with steps that he did not recognize.

The big bug Rodman behind him was dressed in colorful clothes, with a big nose ring, like a bodyguard boy.

Wherever the God of Basketball has passed, it is full of force!

"What are you doing in a daze? Pass the ball to me and let me experience your college hoop."

Jordan came in front of the crowd and pointed at the basketball in Paul's hand. The basketball god wanted to shoot a basketball for fun.

Jordan asked Paul how dare not give.

But if nothing unexpected happens, there will be an accident.

Because Su Ye and Paul were standing together, Jordan didn't point out clearly whether he wanted the ball from Su Ye or Paul, so the two basketballs were passed over at the same time.

When basketball is up and down, it is difficult for a master of ball handling like Jordan to control two balls at once.

"Oh!"

"Oh shit!"

Ever since, a basketball that would never be able to catch it hit Jordan's head hard.

Don't even think about it, the ball that hit Jordan was passed by Su Ye...

Moreover, due to the distance from Jordan, Su Ye passed the ball very hard. In addition, he passed the ball without hitting the ground, and the basketball hit Jordan's big head hard.

The chewing gum in Jordan's mouth was smashed out.

"Shit, you damn brat."

Jordan, who was hit by the basketball, was very embarrassed, and stepped on his horse to prevent Lao Tzu from pretending to be comfortable.

"Ah this..."

Su Ye and Paul met face to face, looking embarrassed.

Su Ye: You passed the ball to Luo Luo, right?

Paul: The eyes of the masses are discerning, don't frame people.

Su Ye: You can't blame me for this, the ghost knows who he is asking for the ball.

The members of Devil Deacon's mouth twitched, they were as strong as Danzi, so it was impossible to pretend to be successful in Wake Forest?

"Fuck!"

Although Jordan who was hit was ashamed, he naturally wouldn't care about the two juniors because of his high status. Wouldn't it be too small-hearted in that case.

But how can I say that he is a basketball god? He can pretend to be mellow no matter in any embarrassing scene.

"Don't blame yourself, it's my fault, who told me that I don't know the names of you two brats."

Everyone: "..."

It has to be God Joe.

It was obvious that he was ashamed and beaten, but it turned out that he did not know the names of Paul and Su Ye.

This shows what?

It means that the level of you two little devils is too low, the great Qiao God has never even heard of your names.

This forced pretending must be full marks.

After getting the basketball, Jordan glanced at the hoop.Walking to a position within one step of the three-point line, he raised his hand and threw the ball. The movement is very standard, it is simply the art of shooting.

The players of the Devil's Deacon team all watched the arc of the basketball.

This is their first close look at the great basketball god shooting. Will he make it?

Everyone was full of anticipation.

As a result, with a sound of "duang", the basketball hit the front of the basket and failed to hit.

"Ah this..."

In the Wake Forest University basketball arena, there was silence.

There seemed to be a crow rattling over everyone's head.

Depend on!You pretended to be so full, but you actually threw the ball in!

Everyone feels embarrassed for Jordan, it doesn't matter if he can't make the shot, the key is that you don't have so much foreplay before.

It's as if you can't lift it yourself, but give others a foreplay. In the end, you not only lose face, but also make others unhappy.

Su Ye also embarrassed Jordan's foot, pretending to be hit by the ball, but now he missed the shot.

How round are you? !

Everyone on the scene shook their heads helplessly. The basketball god's opening method was completely different from what they had imagined.Now Danzi's face is shattered to the ground, it depends on how you make it up next.

Among the crowd, only Dennis Rodman was chewing gum as if nothing had happened.Is that embarrassing?It seems that you guys don't know anything about God Qiao's pretentious state.

Jordan twisted his wrist, looked at Rodman beside him, and said, "Dennis, recently the Atlanta Golden Club has too much ball control. Black balls, white balls, and yellow balls are controlled differently. It’s not the same, and now I don’t even have the feel of a serious basketball.”

"In the future, I will give you the black gold VIP card of the Lao Tzu Gold Club. Oh yes, there should be more than 2000 million US dollars in it. You can use it for fun. It's not a lot of money anyway."

"After retiring for so long, I haven't touched basketball yet, so we can't lose our old profession."

"By the way, I would like to give you some advice for those who have experienced it. Go less to the clubhouse to control the ball, it will affect your basketball feel."

Everyone: "..."

Pretentious like the wind, often accompanied by Jordan's body.

After hearing what Jordan said, Su Ye even wanted to applaud Jordan on the spot.

This pretending is simply fucking round and plump!

More than 2000 million U.S. dollars, if you say give it away, you can give it away, and it is not a lot of money...

You must know that in 2004, a US dollar was equivalent to 7 RMB.

That's more than one billion yuan.

Of course, just listen to what Jordan said, there is a high probability that he is bragging.

However, it must be admitted that Danzi's reaction in the face of an embarrassing situation is definitely at the textbook level, and most people don't have this kind of brain circuit.

This is the highest state of pretense!

"Okay, okay, I can see that your eyes are almost straightened. Is the great Michael Jordan a big beauty of 36e?"

Prosser clapped his hands, and said, "I don't think I need to introduce the two important people in front of me, the god of basketball Michael Jordan and the nba rebounding idiot Rodman!"

"In the last game, Mai Kou returned to his alma mater to watch our game. He was very satisfied with our performance, so he came to our school specially."

"By the way, Mai Kou told me in the morning that he hasn't played for a long time, and he wanted to find a new tea to play with. Does anyone in our team want to go forward and meet Mai Kou?"

Prosser didn't have any time to stay, and continued: "Okay, since no one took the initiative to fight, then I will call the name casually, Xiao Su, I see that you played well in the last game, come and fight against Mai Kou Bar."

Su Ye was confused when his name was called.

? _?

No, how do you know that no one took the initiative to fight?

Wait a few seconds between your two sentences?

Prosser asked who wanted to go up to face Jordan, but the next second he called his name and let him play.

This shows that they came prepared!

Su Ye understood everything in an instant, why Jordan came here for a couple of laps, in fact, he wanted to fight Laozi one-on-one.

Well, you old thief, you actually colluded with Michael Jordan to play me!

To be honest, Su Ye was a little happy to be singled out by Michael Jordan.

Has our old Su's one-on-one strength been recognized by Jordan?

This is a treatment that the four major shooting guards don't necessarily have!

It seems that it is no longer a dream for Su to become the fifth best shooting guard in the future!

[Ding... the system task is being generated]

[Mission: God Slayer Proves Dao, beat Michael Jordan single-handedly, and get Michael Jordan's approval]

[Complete the task, you can get free attribute points x5]

[Michael Jordan's current recognition rate: 58%]

The voice of the system appeared in Su Ye's mind.

I slaughtered the shark just after crossing over, and now I'm going to aim the dragon-slaying knife at Maikou's elbow?

Could it be that our old Su is going to be that godslayer? ! !