I'm not a basketball bully

Chapter 274

Because the Knicks' starting players, except for Ray Allen, all have a big butt, and on a per capita basis, they have already crushed other teams in the league.

Therefore, fans who support the Knicks regard the Knicks' per capita hip circumference as the Knicks' victory password.

Passers-by and fans saw it, and it seemed that this was the case.

For the Jazz, although Paul's hips are good, they are still much worse than Deron's.

Not to mention Matt Prince, Kirilenko is also a bamboo pole, and Boozer is not as powerful as the fat black Randolph, and Okur's ass can barely be seen.

The average hip circumference per capita, the Knicks are really worthy of anyone.

It's a pity that the NBA officially does not have this indicator, otherwise the Knicks would be able to win the honor of a butt king every season.

After all kinds of teasing from the fans, the game is coming soon.

The Jazz's home court, the Delta Center Arena, Jazz general manager Kevin O'Connor is already sitting in the front row with a serious face.

Today he gave the players a death order, and he must win the New York Knicks. He also personally came to supervise the battle. If the game is lost, he will personally find out the war criminal.

Although the Knicks and the Jazz don't have much enmity, the Jazz management has always been a little jealous of the Knicks.

Because in the past few years, the Jazz team had good results, but because it is located in a desolate place like Salt Lake City, and the ball market is small, the popularity has never been raised, and there is no benefit at all.

At that time, the Knicks were in a bad state. Even so, because they were backed by the big city of New York, the Knicks, who were ranked last at that time, were still very popular every game.

This has to make the Jazz's management jealous. They want to break their heads for the development of the team, it is better than the Knicks.

If Postman Malone and Stockton's Jazz were located in New York, their influence would have been multiplied several times.

So seeing the opportunity to give the Knicks a hard blow this time, Kevin O'Connor cheered up.

The players on the field have entered the field, and the Jazz's starting list is still: Chris Paul + Matt Prince + Andrei Kirilenko + Carlos Boozer + Mehmet O'Neill library.

Knicks starting list is: Deron Williams + Ray Allen + Su Ye + Zach Randolph + Chuck Hayes.

As soon as the two sides entered the arena, Paul took the opportunity to grab Su Ye's big ass and shouted:

"Nono, let your big ass give me strength!"

Su Ye was dumbfounded, what's the matter?I haven't seen you for a while, how did Paul become like this?

"Why do you believe in the power of big ass?"

Su Ye was a little speechless. If he hadn't been on the court, he would have grabbed Paul's head and attacked him with a drum washing machine. This time, he could only make Paul's sneak attack succeed.

Paul, however, was very serious, as if he had just grasped it for some major event in life, and said:

"Nono, whether I can defeat the big ass this time is related to my career, so please lend me your strength."

Su Ye looked disgusted, even if you said it so seriously, I will not give you another chance to strike.

On the sidelines, General Manager O'Connor saw Paul's actions and fell into deep thought:

"What is Chris doing? He just grabbed Su Ye hard. Could it be that he already wants to join Su Ye? No, maybe this is playing with Su Ye's mentality?"

Thinking of this, O'Connor thought he had grasped the answer. He was in a good mood, clapped his hands and shouted: "That's right, Chris, just grab it hard like this! Grab it hard, grab it with both hands!"

O'Connor not only yelled at Paul, but also performed with his hands, as if wishing Paul would directly scratch Su Ye's big ass, so that the Knicks would lose a key weapon.

Su Ye's head was full of black lines when he heard this.

Is the general manager on the opposite side a psychopath? He actually came up with such a way to punish him.

Su Ye said speechlessly: "Chris, I didn't expect your team's team culture to be so special, no wonder you have become a believer in the power of big butts now."

Saying that, Su Ye looked at Paul with sympathetic eyes.

Under the leadership of such an eccentric general manager, it is difficult for him to imagine how Paul has come over the past few years.

Paul's heart was also filled with the desire to complain. He just wanted to rub Su Ye's big ass before the game, but he was misunderstood by his own general manager.

Not only that, but the boss actually asked him to make persistent efforts and grab him hard.

Even he didn't expect his general manager to be such a person.

However, Paul did not make a second shot after all. After all, Su Ye was still on guard, fearing that his ass would really crack, so Paul could only withdraw his hand regretfully.

The two sides re-established themselves, and the game officially began.

Okur successfully jumped the ball here, Paul brought the ball over here, and immediately met Deron.

Both are No. [-], but Deron's body is bigger than Paul's.

In the original trajectory, Deron was Paul's sufferer. Every time he met Deron, Paul was tortured to death.

This time is no exception, Deron directly stepped forward to press Paul with his excellent body in the first position.

Paul, the master of ball control, was uncomfortable being entangled by Deron. After he barely accelerated and rushed forward, he pulled back and quickly shot.

With a "clang", the shot hit the iron.

The general manager on the sidelines frowned, Paul CIC actually hit the iron, this is not a good signal.

Could it be that Su Ye's big butt swallowed the feeling of scratching his butt just before the game?

Su Ye's big ass is so terrifying?

Looking back, Deron hit Paul as easily as drinking water, opened his ass, pushed Paul back, then turned around quickly and hit a throw.

2: 0.

Paul's face darkened, obviously he borrowed the power of Su Ye's big butt, but he still couldn't resist Delong's big butt.

Turning his head, Paul chose to assist his teammates, but Boozer's fadeaway jumper was capped by Su Ye again.

The Knicks launched a counterattack, Deron assisted Su Ye, Su Ye stood under the basket, and Kirilenko's two big hands opened towards him like spider webs.

After all, it is the best defensive team, and the defensive pressure given by AK-47 is not small.

But Su Ye's floor-flow style of play, coupled with the mastery of ball handling, is worthy of Kirilenko.

Su Ye turned his back, blocked Kirilenko with his body, then made a feint, and then made a feint. After pushing Kirilenko away with his butt, he hit the basket.

4: 0.

Two consecutive waves of offense made the Jazz fans feel a huge pressure in their hearts.

The on-site commentator also shouted: "Su Ye and Deron each scored a goal with their big butts, and the Jazz's defense was broken!"

"The Knicks play very smartly and are very good at using their physical advantages. If Su Ye plays like this, no one can guard him."

"It's the per capita hip circumference! The Knicks have the strongest data, and the per capita hip circumference is starting to show off!"

"Perhaps the per capita hip size is not just a stalk, the Knicks are really a big butt team!"

For two consecutive rounds, the Knicks' physical advantage was too obvious. Although Paul wanted to use his big ass, he still couldn't compare with the real big ass team.

The fans at the scene were also speechless. They didn't notice it before, but now they feel that the bodies of the home team players seem to be a little thinner.

O'Connor, who was sitting on the sidelines, also had a constipated expression on his face. He had already said that he should squeeze Su Ye's big butt.

While everyone on the scene is paying attention to the hip circumference per capita, the game on the field is still going on.

After the Knicks used their physical advantage to score two goals, the Jazz responded immediately, allowing Kirilenko, who has outstanding defensive ability, to adopt a zone defense position.

However, although the Knicks' per capita hip size is far ahead, they are not only playing this set.

Deron began to attack in series with his teammates. As soon as the ball was given to Su Ye, it was a good opportunity to attack, and the Knicks' offensive continued.

Although Paul's offense gradually opened up, he couldn't restrain Deron at all on the defensive end. Whether Deron shot himself or assisted his teammates, he did whatever he wanted, making the Knicks' offense extremely smooth.

The general manager O'Connor on the sidelines looked worried, and as time passed, his frown became deeper and deeper.

"Chris Paul, if you lose this game, you will be the war criminal."

O'Connor thought to himself.

So far, Paul has been beaten by Deron.

It can't be defended, and the offensive organization is not as smooth as Deron.

This suddenly made Paul the most conspicuous criminal in the eyes of the general manager.

But Jazz coach Jerry Sloan has something after all. After calling a timeout, he quickly stabilized the Jazz.

The scores on both sides were biting at once, and the point difference was always in single digits.

半场结束，苏野打出了16分8篮板2助攻的成绩，带领尼克斯以46：40暂时领先爵士队6分。

At halftime, the sideline commentary concluded:

"With the efforts of the Jazz, this game finally dragged the Knicks into their favorite defensive quagmire."

"However, the Knicks still maintain a score advantage. The Jazz's high-intensity defense cannot maintain the whole game. The two sides may have to decide the winner in the third quarter."

"The most dazzling player in the first half is still Su Ye, but Deron's performance is also very good, actually suppressing Chris."

"It seems that Chris grabbed Su Ye's butt before the game, not only did he not get any blessings, but was restrained by the big butt."

"God's punishment, I can only say it's God's punishment from the god of big ass!"

The sideline commentary kept joking, while the general manager of the Jazz looked anxious.

"Well, it turned out that Chris scratched that butt, not only did he not get any buff, but he was punished by God."

The general manager has already begun to feel bad about Paul.

Originally, he didn't really want to renew Paul with a maximum salary. If Paul still does this in the second half, then he may really have to think about finding a new point guard for the team.

Well, preferably a point guard with a big ass.

General manager O'Connor seems to have suddenly discovered his new obsession, and players with big asses play well.

At the beginning of the second half, when the main players played, the point difference remained at 6 points.

The fans at the scene held their breaths one after another. Everyone knew that the next moment would be a critical time to determine the outcome of the game.

Seeing Delong dribble over, the on-site commentator shouted passionately.

"Deron is ready to make the shot himself. After joining the Knicks, Deron has obviously become more confident. He wants to single Chris!"

"Deron made a fake move to change direction, without any fancy, just stepped on the rhythm, passed Chris, three steps into the penalty area, and made a layup!"

"Until now, Deron has outperformed Paul in matchups. This time, Deron scored another key goal!"

"Coming to the Knicks, this player who had been sinking in Atlanta for several years suddenly woke up and played the most dazzling performance of his career."

66:58, the point difference widened to 8 points.

Now every round is crucial, and Deron's ball has expanded the score advantage for the Knicks.

This ball is also the epitome of the matchup performance of the two point guards in this game. It is no wonder that the live commentary became passionate.

The general manager of the Jazz on the sidelines scolded his mother angrily:

"Faknima's, the key round was broken just like this, and this waste of tough battle has never been done!"

He never expected that Deron Williams would show up at the Delta Center today.

If he loses this game, he will have to take a good look at Paul's maximum salary extension this summer.

The Jazz fans at the scene also held their heads in their hands, with pain on their faces.

After all, Paul performed well in previous games and attracted many fans in the Jazz.

Now seeing Paul being beaten by a Deron who was not very eye-catching before, it is really hard for them to accept.

The fans at the scene could also see that Paul seemed a bit unable to cope with an opponent like Deron who was taller and heavier than him, and whose speed and rhythm did not belong to him. This shortcoming was the most difficult to make up for.

The camera returns to the court, the offense and defense are switched, Paul brings the ball over, facing Deron's defense, he does not choose to attack, but after wandering outside for a while, he prepares to assist Boozer.

But Paul saw an opportunity for Boozer, and so did Deron.

While Paul was dribbling, he caught a very natural ground-hitting pass.

It stands to reason that for a ball-handling master like Paul, it is almost impossible for opponents to predict Paul's ground pass from the action alone.

However, Deron smelled Boozer's gap and knew that Paul might pass the ball, so he didn't care about Paul's actions at all, and he was already prepared.

As the ball hit the floor, Deron made a quick copy and slapped it to interfere with the passing route.

Here Su Ye reacted immediately, appeared directly behind, broke the ball, and rushed directly to the frontcourt.

Su Ye took the lead and rushed into the inside line, an easy gliding split.

It slides in easily and draws freely!

boom!

68:58, the point difference reached double digits for the first time.

General manager O'Connor was trembling with anger, and sent two goals in a row in the key round. Paul was too embarrassing.

He has already made up his mind that he will never renew Paul with a maximum salary. This guy lost the chain at a critical moment and made O'Connor look red.

Not to mention that throughout the game, Paul was overwhelmed by the more physically fit Deron.

The general manager of the Jazz sighed from the bottom of his heart: "It seems that when recruiting players in the future, the per capita hip circumference should be listed as a hard target..."