I'm not a basketball bully

Chapter 294

Just because Pierce went to the bathroom, the Cavaliers lost the much-anticipated Christmas Day game early, causing huge invisible losses to the Cavaliers.

Pierce's sudden appearance can be said to be the most expensive toilet bill in history. No wonder Mike Brown is so angry.

Pierce showed his true nature as a scoundrel. Now that he has lost his face, I don’t want any more money. He said in a bachelor’s manner:

"I'm about to run away on the court. If I don't go back and pull me back, will I pull it here?"

Mike Brown's expression changed and he could only look at the floor and shake his head. Pierce was so embarrassed, what else could he say.

When the game time ran out, the New York Knicks defeated the Cleveland Cavaliers 108:96.

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Mo Williams also contributed 11 points and 3 assists.

Paul Pierce's overall statistics were 20 points, 2 rebounds and 1 assist.

For the Knicks, Deron Williams scored 16 points, 14 assists and 1 steal.

Ray Allen scored 9 points and 1 assist.

Zhu Fangyu finished the game with 14 points and 2 assists.

Su Ye scored 45 points and 10 rebounds, a super double-double.

After the game results came out, Cavaliers fans were a little unconvinced:

"Paul didn't even play in the last quarter, which was a bit unfair to the Cavaliers."

"We lost because of Paul's absence. If Paul had been there in the last quarter, we would have won."

"Are you kidding me, man? Did you forget why Paul was dismissed? He was dismissed by a Knicks substitute."

"And Paul Pierce's exit was too strange. Before I saw the injury report, I didn't believe he was really injured."

Cavaliers fans were unconvinced. They were missing a general at the critical moment, otherwise they felt that the Cavaliers would win.

However, other fans just said a few words and silenced the Cavaliers fans.

After all, even they felt strange about Pierce's withdrawal.

What's more, before Pierce left the stage, Zhu Fangyu's performance was completely blown out.

Therefore, most fans do not think there is anything wrong with the outcome of this game.

The winner of today's Christmas game is undoubtedly the New York Knicks.

However, many fans are also curious about Pierce's sudden exit and then return at the end of the game, and there are different opinions.

. . .

In the post-game interview, James let out a heavy breath, and it could be seen that he was not satisfied with today's result.

The reporter asked: "LeBron, you played against Su Ye today. What does it mean to you to lose this game? Do you think Su Ye is No.1 in the position of small forward?"

James shook his head slightly, and after a while he said: "I don't think I lost. My performance in this game was not inferior to that of Su Ye. I am still one of the top players in the league..."

James had no confidence in what he said. After all, Su Ye's 45+10 data completely crushed him.

Even if he wasn't convinced, he couldn't shamelessly say that he was stronger than Su Ye.

James could only pass the blame to his teammates: "And you know, man, we were missing one person at the critical moment. Paul was injured and came off the field, and the New York Knicks mainly used all the players. If Paul was still with me, Is the result of tonight still uncertain?"

What James meant was that it wasn't that I couldn't beat Su Ye, but that my teammates didn't know what to do.

I played well enough, and if my teammates work harder, I can definitely win this game.

James gave various explanations, just because he didn't want to admit that Su Ye was stronger, but he didn't know that in the eyes of others, he looked like he couldn't lose.

Now that the leading players have said so, the other players of the Cavaliers also made various excuses:

"I don't know what happened. This game was lost so naturally."

"I was on the court at the time, thinking that Zhu Fangyu hit Paul again, so I lay down like this. I'm so happy that he came back soon."

"I'm not going to say that we would have won if Paul was here, but you have to admit that at least we still have the possibility of a comeback."

The Cavaliers have become a blame-shifting team, with blame flying everywhere and everyone talking with their eyes closed.

Moreover, every member of the Cavaliers vaguely pointed the problem at Pierce. As experienced players, they already felt that Pierce was not injured.

In that case, what on earth was Pierce doing?

For a moment, all the eyes of the audience were focused on Pierce.

The bench was injured, he got off the field on a stretcher, and returned with full blood after 10 minutes. Pierce can be said to be the most mysterious guy in this game.

The reporters all picked up their recorders and waited for Pierce's answer.

Pierce also deliberately pretended to be very remorseful: "This is my fault. If I had not been injured, I could have reversed the outcome of the game."

His teammates all threw the blame to him, and he had no choice but to take it.

The reporter asked: "Where are you injured?"

Reporters are also smart people, and they have long noticed that something is wrong with Pierce.

If they could dig out the truth about Pierce faking an injury and leaving the game, they could create a headline.

Pierce pointed downwards without thinking, with a firm look on his face: "Knees."

He also saw that the reporters present obviously didn't believe what he said, but Pierce didn't care, anyway, it was impossible for these people to rush up to check him, as long as they dealt with it.

However, it is obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp to be a reporter. Someone then asked: "Will the Cavaliers announce the injury report later? You know, many fans are concerned about Paul Pierce's physical condition."

Pierce's face froze, how could this be announced?He is in good health, but it cannot be said that his buttocks are a little loose.

Lao Pi could only look at coach Mike Brown with a tactful look, as if to say that he can't sell me at this time.

Mike Brown also didn’t want the public to know about Pierce’s sparseness on the court, which also had a bit of an impact on the image of the entire Cavaliers, so he helped by saying: “We will not release the injury report, but I can assure the fans here. , Pierce’s problem is not big and he will play normally in the next game.”

The reporters looked at each other in shock. They didn't expect the Cavaliers to cover it up so tightly, not even showing the injury report.

Although they really want to know the reason for Pierce's exit this time, it seems that they can't dig it out from the Cavaliers.

Pierce breathed a sigh of relief. With his coach covering him, it seemed that he could hide the incident this time.

After a few days, fans will naturally be distracted by other games, and no one will care about his temporary exit.

Pierce's sudden departure in this game has become an unsolved mystery.

Even the fans are trying to find the truth of this matter, because everyone is not a fool. Pierce did not see any signs of injury when he came off the field, and after he came back, his actions did not look like he was injured.

So what exactly was he injured?Or was he pretending on purpose?

"Brother, I watched the video several times and I can't see where Paul's injury is."

"This is so strange, I would like to call it the NBA's unsolved mystery!"

"Why do I feel like there's nothing wrong with him? Paul's knee is fine at all. What are they hiding?"

"It's so mysterious that the Cavaliers didn't even issue an injury report."

"This is the first time I've seen a player be so mysterious when injured..."

Fans have various speculations. After all, the Cavaliers are unwilling to even send out an injury report, so there must be something wrong.

It's very possible that Pierce wasn't injured at all.

Pierce looked at the various speculations on the Internet and felt relaxed.

Just take your time and guess. When you get tired of guessing, you will naturally forget about it.

Pierce thought that this incident would just go away.

But he obviously underestimated the vast power of netizens. Not long after, a fan who transformed into Sherlock Holmes published a long analysis article:

"Guys, Paul Pierce is not hurt, I have found the truth!"

Netizens posted several pictures, which were footage of Pierce falling to the ground from different directions captured on video and by fans at the scene.

They zoomed in on several images, focusing on Pierce's white pants.

Right in the center of Pierce's charming butt is everyone's most coveted spot in the ravine.

There are only one or two traces on the shorts. If it weren't for multi-faceted magnification and comparison, it would not be visible at all.

For a moment, all the fans were shocked.

"This stain... let's see, could it be that... Paul was running on the ground and it was thin?"

"omg! It's unbelievable. It turns out that Paul Pierce ended up on a stretcher because he ran away!"

"Everything makes sense now. Paul had to leave the field because of the sparse, and he was able to return to the field immediately after dealing with it."

"No wonder Paul Pierce and the Cavaliers didn't explain this matter and were able to run around on the court. Paul is too unscrupulous."

"Hahaha, Paul was knocked out of the shit by Zhu Fangyu. It seems that Paul's butt will loosen when he sees Zhu Fangyu in the future."

All the fans who paid attention to this incident complained.

Although they guessed that Pierce was not injured, who would have thought that the reason why Pierce ended the game was because of the thinning.

But it seems very reasonable for all this to happen to Pierce. After all, this guy is such an unconventional ruffian.

The fans immediately woke up, no wonder the Cavaliers didn't issue an injury report, how can they send it?It can't be said that Pierce has a problem with his butt, so he can't go to the bathroom normally.

Under the Leeuwenhoek microscope of attentive netizens, the truth is revealed and shocking.

For a while, jokes about Pierce were flying all over the place. Some said that Pierce could no longer take care of himself and the Cavaliers had to find a nursing home for him; some said that Pierce left his shit in Madison Square Garden; some said that Pierce could not take care of himself when he saw Zhu Fangyu. , the butt can’t be closed”

The master of p-pictures even took Pierce to all parts of the world, letting him leave his shit all over the world.

When it comes to making jokes, American fans are definitely the most unscrupulous.

Especially the incident involving Pierce himself is outrageous, and the fans are even less angry. They can make it entertaining.

The major sports media also reported this incident frantically with the attitude of not taking it too seriously.

Sports Illustrated: “Paul Pierce’s crowding out at the stadium could be a sign of geriatric disease, experts say.”

New York Times: "Zhu Fangyu beats Paul Pierce. This Chinese player controls the spreading truth."

espn: "Paul Pierce's appearance on the spot caused panic among New York fans. Some fans said that Madison Square Garden is no longer clean."

tnt: "The truth collapsed and Paul Pierce turned into a little prince of shit."

When Pierce found out about this, it was already night, and James called him to tell him.

"Hey, Houmi, it turns out you were thin on the court. Haha, now the whole world knows your heroic deeds. They also gave you a few nicknames, such as Superman of Poop, Little Prince of Diarrhea and Truth..."

As James spoke, it was obvious that he couldn't hold himself any longer and almost laughed.

Although Pierce caused him to lose the Christmas Day game that day, James chose to forgive him after learning the reason for Pierce's withdrawal.

People are running out of money, and they may not be able to take care of themselves, so what else can I say?

He used to think that Pierce was a serious second-in-command, but he didn't expect you to be such a person.

"I think you should go to the hospital for a check-up. I don't want you to suddenly fall out of some golden suit on the court in the future, man... hahaha."

James was halfway through teasing, but the phone hung up, and he finally burst out laughing.

Pierce's face was very ugly, he didn't expect the matter to be exposed.

Not to mention the fans, even his teammates called him to tease him.

The once soulful image of the Celtics has collapsed, and now Pierce has become so attached to shit in the hearts of fans that even jumping into the Mississippi River can't wash him away.

Thinking of this, Pierce leaned on the sofa with a look of despair.

Unlike the 11 times he was stabbed in the past, this time he was really disgraced.

He was stabbed 11 times in his previous life, and everyone would call him big brother when he came back. With these 11 knives, he was the unparalleled boss in the Celtics locker room at that time.

Now, because of the scandal, Pierce's status in the Cavaliers locker room has plummeted.

He could imagine that after the Cavaliers players knew about this, they would not give him any face in the locker room.

On the court, Pierce is still second in command, but in the locker room, his team status is the last.

"Mom Defake!" Pigou roared, "Don't let me meet you again, Zhu Fangyu, Su Ye, I'm going to kill you and beat the shit out of you."

Pierce blamed everything on Zhu Fangyu and Su Ye. It was all because of these two people that he fled on the spot and lost face.

He vowed to take revenge on Su Ye in the next game or the playoffs!

Of course, it was only on the court. After all, off the court, the two boxing kings Su Ye and Zhu Fangyu were so powerful that he couldn't beat either of them.

If Su Ye knew about it, he would be speechless. It wasn't him who knocked the dog out of the shit.

Pierce didn't care about this. After all, in his opinion, Zhu Fangyu was Su Ye's younger brother. Zhu Fangyu punched him 13 times before, which in his opinion was Su Ye's instruction.

In that case, kill both of them.

Su Ye didn't know that he was already interested in the little prince with diarrhea.

But even if he knew, Su Ye would probably just laugh out loud.

After all, Pierce's reputation now makes it really difficult for people to take him seriously.

Really, Superman's poop is so thin that he doesn't bring any paper!