I'm not a basketball bully

On the Heat's bench, Haslem was about to laugh and split.

Even if I give you a chance, you are useless!

How could the management recruit such a top player to compete with him for the team's power forward position?

"Shaq, don't be angry with Antoine, I will always be the man behind you."

After playing, Haslem said to O'Neal.

In other words, Haslem has been able to play in the NBA for more than 20 years as a blue-collar player, and he was already in his 40s when he was about to retire. The Heat's management can still give him some respect.

Haslem is very good at reading words and deeds.

He has long discovered that O'Neal is very angry when Antoine Walker is on the court. As long as he can satisfy the two big brothers of the team, is he afraid of being unstable as the starting power forward?

After Haslem played, the Heat's positional offense really got back on track, at least it became a lot more reasonable.

Today, O'Neal's desire to fight is very strong. At the beginning of the game, he repeatedly asked for the ball in the penalty area to hit the 76ers' blue-collar center Dalembert.

The player Dalembert doesn't have much fame. Simply put, he is a pure blue-collar.The main task is to block rebounds and defend pick-and-rolls.

Usually his defensive ability is quite remarkable, but facing the big sharks, he is only left to be ravaged.

It is not an exaggeration to say that because of the fat man Shaquille O'Neal, from 1990 to 2010, the value of those big blue-collar big centers in the NBA who couldn't shoot was doubled.

Dalembert is the kind of player who took advantage of O'Neal's bonus period and earned millions of dollars more.

O'Neill turned his back to Dalembert, and after two arches, the tiger's body shook, turned around and hooked, and scored easily.

Dalembert, who was turned away, put on a mask of pain in an instant. This summer, he was beaten by Su Ye's big butt, and the NBA started beating him. He still had to bear O'Neill's anger, and he was simply risking his life to make money.

"Your ass doesn't smell that good, you have to let Su Ye defend me!"

Not to mention being scored by O'Neal, but also to bear O'Neal's trash talk attack.

Dalembert's aggrieved group.

If you want to fight Su Ye, go and tell Su Ye, what kind of ability is it to show off with me, why don't you dare to go up and fight Su Ye? !

What trash talk to me!

When Su Ye slapped you, why didn't he slap you back too!

. . .

During the offensive round of the 76ers, Su Ye had already noticed that the Heat replaced a new defender to match him.

Haslem!

He is not a neurotic player like Fat Toutuo, and his defensive ability is top-notch.In the three championships of Wade O'Neal and James Weibo during the Big Three period, Haslem was an important champion.

At least you won't say the kind of "you just see if my ejaculation is over soon".

Sure enough, Haslem's defense was much better than Fat Toutuo's. Su Ye didn't have a good chance after holding the ball a few times, so he gave it back to Iverson. 45 degrees of Korver.

The current Korver is not yet the sharpshooter who hit nearly 50% of the three-pointers in the peak period of the Eagles, but his one-handed three-point shooting is also quite stable.

It's a pity that Korver didn't feel good at the start today. The basketball swiped around the basket and fell out.

"Go away!"

The Sharks and Dalembote were torn apart again under the basket. The Sharks' position was obviously a foul, and they pushed Dalembert away with both arms.

Dalembert was really convinced.

You competed with Su Ye, and ended up taking all your anger on me!

But just when the Sharks were about to grab the backcourt rebound, an arm suddenly stretched out from O'Neal's back quietly, and got the air supremacy first.

"Bang dang!!"

With a crisp sound, Su Ye completed the dunk with one arm behind O'Neill.

Su Ye's dunk has a strong visual impact. Not only did he ride the shark from behind, but when he dunked, Haslem's block also came oncoming.

Although Su Ye made a dunk between the two, he still controlled the basketball from a higher height, and at the moment of the dunk, Su Ye's body was almost out of balance.

"This is the importance of the length of a man"

After the three landed at the same time, O'Neill and Haslem both showed incredible expressions.

Haslem: Damn, how did you get ridden on the shark?

O'Neill: You still asked me, you agreed to be the man behind me.

Haslem: ...

Haslem really did not expect that Su Ye was so energetic, and his jumping ability and speed far exceeded his expectations.

Antoine Walker on the bench was in a hurry: the defense is not very good, he is not as handsome as me with his ball pants!

Fat Toutuo still can't figure it out, how can Haslem be better than himself?

. . . . .

"It's incredible! Su Ye rode O'Neal to complete a layup dunk. What does Su Ye mean by this ball? He is announcing to the world that three years later, he will ride O'Neal and become the future NBA player." The strongest inside player!"

In the five central studios, Mr. Zhang Weiping bragged about Su Ye again.

Yu Jia: "..."

This time Yu Jia was completely speechless.

This is simply a heifer pump, so awesome that it blows to the sky!

To surpass Shaquille O'Neal within three years, is it really just a matter of opening your mouth?

"Su Ye's performance today is really surprising. Not only did he let All-Star power forward Antoine Walker hit the iron three times in succession on the defensive end, but also on the offensive end, he first used the dribble to tease the opponent, and then rode O'Neal Buckle."

"Hey, show off your technical skills for a while, and show off your proud talent for a while! It's a double sky, Su Ye is making our fans of the whole Tianchao change their tricks!"

Yu Jia was immediately frightened, and quickly changed the subject: "Uh...The Heat's offense is coming, let's see how they will respond?"

But I can't let you go on talking, and the part that goes on can't be played.

Explain the game with Zhang Weiping.

It's like testing the reflexes of another commentator!

. . . . .

"The slot is good, brother."

On the field, Su Ye and Dalembert clapped their hands together.

Dalembert: "As long as you don't provoke him a few words, I won't be so embarrassed."

"It's easy to talk, next time you get stuck, I'll grab the board."

Su Ye came up with a bold idea.

This man named Dalembert looks honest and honest, and he has the inner flavor of Chuck Hayes. If possible, train him so that Dalembert can be stuck with the opposite center. And I rushed to the penalty area to grab rebounds from time to time.

The card position is yours, and the rebound is mine.

Ning is Philadelphia's cardboard king, Steven Adams.

Su Ye's little plan is all about wit.

Dalembert: Thank you so much!

. . . .

However, the two were communicating on the field, and suddenly a figure flashed past Su Ye.

When Su Ye came back to his senses, he only saw the black back of No. 3.

Dwyane Wade hits 180 mph!

Flash's speed is no joke. Like Iverson, he is in the first echelon of the league.

Fortunately, Iguodala's return to defense was timely. Wade's lost layup did not escape the defense, and was cut off by Iguodala's precise steal during the layup.

Cheeks underestimated Igo's defense, especially his stealing ability.

Snapped!

The basketball was sent flying.

It happened to fall near Su Ye who was following him. Su Ye was about to catch the ball when suddenly a big black shadow came over.

O'Neal didn't rush to grab the ball at all, he used his body to knock Su Ye away first, and then tried to control the basketball.

O'Neal played the ball more than once today, running first and then running the ball.

The first dunk in the opening game, then the push to grab a rebound, and now the bump when grabbing the ball.

They all go after people.

He showed his small belly and chicken guts to the fullest!

After O'Neal knocked Su Ye away, he grabbed the basketball.

Su Ye suddenly became angry.

You're fucking over the top, aren't you? !

Su Ye is the kind, you respect me one foot, I respect you three feet.You offend me a foot, the kind of person I let you carry away on a stretcher.

Watching O'Neal dribble the ball and rush towards the basket, Su Ye, who had just been knocked off the ground, made a [-]-meter start posture, kicked his hind legs on the ground, and suddenly fell down.

But Su Ye didn't rush to throw O'Neill down.

He stole the basketball from O'Neal's back.

"woooow"

Fans at the American Airlines Center erupted in exclamation.

Su Ye's steal is a hundred million crazy!

What does the action look like?

In the 2008-2009 season, steals king Rajon Rondo dived to the ground to steal, snatched the basketball from White Chocolate and then scored a layup.

Su Ye's fighting spirit was fully demonstrated through this ball!

And the funniest of all.

When Su Ye successfully completed the steal, O'Neal was just about to dunk with the ball.

Shark's moves are ready, he is going to make a dunk with a small windmill!

He even thought out the lines after the dunk. After the dunk landed, he turned his head and said to Su Ye: "Welcome to the NBA, brat!"

But the result was good, everyone took off, and the ball was taken away.

Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, O'Neal came to a windmill with empty hands, swung his arm, and smashed his palm on the basket with a bang.

Hold the air.

After stealing and falling to the ground, Su Ye couldn't help laughing.

Sure enough, where there are crouching dragons, there must be young phoenixes.

There was a Deng fool who dreamed of a big windmill in situ.

Afterwards, there was a big shark without the ball and a windmill to buckle the air.

O'Neal also knew that he had lost face, so he rushed forward to grab the basketball in Su Ye's arms, but Su Ye reacted in time and transferred the ball to Iverson in advance.

From Su Ye's supplementary dunk in front, to Wade's quick transition, to Wade's lost ball and steal, the scene has become a mess.

In the chaotic scene, a white light flashed.

Iverson rushed forward quickly!

On the Heat's defensive side, Haslem and Posey haven't returned yet.

Both Haslem and Posey were dumbfounded.

No... don't these players all play with sprint?

I have to say that the speed of this round just now was really too fast.

Flash Wade and Iverson's fast down speed are dazzling, and Su Ye, a power forward, is not out of harmony at all to join in the fun.

The group of mortals without sprinters could only watch from behind.

Iverson's counterattack unexpectedly met Haslem and Posey who broke through and threw shots.

Bang!

The difficulty is a bit high, the ball hit the neck of the basket and missed.

Haslem and Posey both take off, ready to win the rebound.

"I have the rebound!"

But at this moment, a roar sounded from behind.Su Ye, who followed up, actually violently took off the offensive rebound on the heads of the two of them!

The scene can no longer be described as chaos.

The offensive and defensive conversion plans of the two sides are simply messing around.

But it seems... Su Ye is the king of chaos!

After picking off the rebound, Su Ye pushed Posey away with his left shoulder and took Haslem away with his right shoulder.

Continuous running has caused Su Ye's dopamine to be secreted to the extreme, and he is now in a state of enthusiasm.

Just when Su Ye was about to take off for another dunk, the black figure behind him appeared again, and it was that familiar fat man again!

Facing other people's backs, Su Ye has 58 offensive postures.Facing this kind of opponent who sneaked up from behind, Su Ye also had 58 ways to deal with it!

Su Ye's buttocks suddenly arched back, O'Neill couldn't dodge in time, and his crotch slammed into Su Ye's buttocks hard.

You can feel the pain of the goosebumps through the screen.

ESPN's on-site commentators burst into gasps.

"Su Ye took off the rebound! Shaq rushed over, what? Shaq entered Su Ye from behind!"

Su Ye: God damn latecomer.

I'm using my ass to help O'Neill brake!

Su Ye's move is really easy to use.

Although he lost his center of gravity when he was directly hit by O'Neal, he used his thick butt to form a perfect barrier to isolate O'Neal's blocks, and then leaned forward and flew to the basket to score.

"Beep beep beep..."

And at the moment when O'Neal hit, the referee at the bottom line also blew his whistle.

Su Ye This is a wonderful 2+1!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, who else is there?!"

After scoring in, Su Ye broke out his trademark roar to the sky again.

After the roar, Su Ye looked at O'Neill lying on the floor and burst out passionately: "Short Shark, you haven't improved compared to last year, and fouls can't stop me from scoring!"

"Hey! What's going on with you? How did you learn from Kobe?"

Su Ye was erupting with excitement.

Suddenly, he saw that O'Neal on the ground was in the same shrimp shape as Kobe a few months ago, clutching his crotch, sweating wildly on his face.

"Could it be that……"

This fellow Shaq entered him late, but ended up hurting himself? ?

Su Ye couldn't help but let out a contemptuous smile.

After all, Kobe was elbowed by himself. You took the initiative to enter backwards, and you injured yourself in the end.

The pain from the shark egg made the shark slap the floor hard: "Fuck, this kid's butt is made of weights? It's so hard!"

. . .

"Su, are you alive?"

Iverson hurried over.

He looked at O'Neill who was on the ground with a painful face, and then at Su Ye who was safe and sound.

It seems that this question should be asked to O'Neill...

"I'm fine. That guy wanted to stab me from behind, but I broke it accidentally." Su Ye replied.

"On purpose, you did it on purpose, your ass is the murder weapon!" O'Neill was still roaring.

"What's wrong with my ass, can't I be clumsy?!"

"Is that what you call clumsy? You call that an anterior pelvic tilt!"

O'Neal is in no mood to argue with Su Ye now.

This game is destined to spread such voices.

The Sharks destroyed the Philadelphia restricted area, and Su Ye destroyed the Sharks restricted area.

Others play on the field, and the shark ball is hit!