I'm not a basketball bully

It was bleeding, it was bleeding!

It's just that Artest never dreamed of it.

The person who bleeds turned out to be him, and also his skin swallow!

What should I do with this horse?

Artest couldn't fix himself for the first time.

I was beaten on the court until the skin swallow was split open and bleeding. If it gets out, where will I put my Taishen's face?

So this matter must not let anyone know!

Fortunately, he was wearing the yellow theme color of the Pacers today, and he was going to wear white ball pants, which had been exposed now, and the yellow was somewhat less obvious.

And this time.

Su Ye in the frontcourt has already assisted Iguodala to complete the counter dunk.

When turning around, Su Ye looked at Taizi suspiciously.

"What's wrong? Aren't you Antai? Aren't you pretty tough on me? Why did you give up your defense?"

Su Ye was a little surprised.

With Taizi's character, it is impossible for him to watch him counterattack and quickly attack.

"Go away, you coin pool!"

Taizi gave Su Ye a slight nudge, and now no one can tell him the word levator anus, otherwise he is in a hurry with whom!

Yasuko knew that it was impossible to continue the game in his current situation, and the crack in the Kikubu area would be even greater if he continued to fight.

At that time, if he can't control his blood volume and is seen by all the fans, then he will have no place to survive in the nba.

So what to do?

How can I save my face?

Got it!

Tai Taizi's eyes lit up.

As long as I'm off, don't everyone know? !

Then, clutching his butt, he limped towards the sidelines.

Also yelling at the Pacers bench.

"I'm hurt, I'm hurt, call me an ambulance, ah no, call me a stretcher!"

Taizi's sudden shout surprised the entire Pacers bench.

Injured and needs to be carried away on a stretcher!

That means it must have been seriously injured!

But looking at Artest...it doesn't look like he's injured either.

"Where are you injured?"

Carlisle looked anxious.

But he was thinking in his heart, Artest, you must not be injured. Now the team is planning to trade you. Originally, your trading value has shrunk significantly, but you suffered another injury. The team What else can I trade you for now?

Artest replied very decisively: "Leg, my leg is injured!"

Carlisle looked at Artest, feeling puzzled.

"So, your leg is injured, what are you doing holding your butt?"

Artest hurriedly took his hands away again, covered his boling cover, and shouted: "My leg is injured, and my leg is injured. There are so many problems, call me a stretcher!"

Artest simply lay on the floor.

Carlisle looked puzzled.

Is this bee an intelligent body, where it is injured wherever it is said to be injured?

However, Carlisle complied with Artest's request, asked the referee for a timeout, and then asked the medical staff at the scene for a stretcher.

Seeing the stretcher, Artest immediately clamped his buttocks and lay down on it.

Several staff members lifted Artest away from the scene.

The fans at the scene were dumbfounded when they saw this.

Why did Artest get on the stretcher out of nowhere?

And I didn't see him have any falls or knee impacts during the game.

. . . . .

Meanwhile, Indiana

Pacers team manager Kevin Pritchard saw Artest being carried away on a stretcher.

I was so angry that I almost died of a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot.

"Artest, Artest, don't worry about anything. If you are injured, how can the team trade you?"

Artest is injured, the head coach and general manager are not worried about his injury, but his trade value.

Well, it's a business alliance!

. . . . .

"omg! Ron was carried away on a stretcher. It seems that the situation is very serious. But he still can't see what happened, and he didn't fall down, and there was no fierce confrontation with his knee. This kind of injury without any confrontation , is often the most serious.”

The narrators didn't see what was going on.

However, judging from experience, the most serious joint injuries are often those without physical confrontation, and one injury is a major injury to the ligaments.

Everyone thought that Artest had injured the ligament of the knee this time.

"But it's really a pity. Without Ron Artest, the biggest highlight of this game will be gone."

"The fans may be disappointed. I'm afraid the scene of Ron and Su Ye's big fight will never be seen in this game."

Many fans saw Ron Artest being carried away on a stretcher, and they were all disappointed.

It's as if you chatted with a long-legged black-haired beauty with him, chatted for two months, and finally asked out to have a meal together.

As a result, the two of you said to go to the bathroom after the meal, but you both went to the men's bathroom by coincidence.

Just fucked up!

. . . .

. . . .

"Nono, what did you do to him?"

Seeing Artest being carried away on a stretcher, the 76ers were also very surprised. Iverson stepped forward and asked Su Ye: "I don't think his knee looks injured."

Su Ye was also puzzled.

When Artest attacked just now, his knee should have hit his buttocks.

It stands to reason that even if the knee is injured, it should be me.

Thinking of Artest's appearance at the beginning, it seems that it is not a knee problem, but a buttock.

Could it be that... this guy's butt was injured, so he pretended to have an injured knee?

Artest in the end what is the situation?Now it's an unsolved mystery.

Now the biggest question in the entire NBA falls on Artest's ass.

. . . .

"Ahhh! It hurts, it hurts, my knee hurts like hell!"

Artest, who was too involved in the scene, was still yelling as he was carried by the medical staff on the player tunnel.

Taizi screamed so heartbreakingly, those who didn't know thought he was going to die.

The medical staff are also very puzzled.

In so many years of medical career, I have never seen an injury that hurts so much.

But after entering the backstage of the arena, Taizi's voice suddenly became much quieter.

The medical staff wondered, did the beeping situation get better?

After entering the visiting team's locker room, Artest's reaction directly stunned the medical staff.

Taizi jumped off the stretcher by himself and went straight to the physical therapy bed.

Even my walking posture has improved.

How does the degree of twisting of this knee look like it was injured?

"Wang Defa? Will it heal itself?"

1 minute ago, the pain was still piercing, but now it is alive and well.

Several medical staff felt that their medical knowledge had been greatly challenged.

For those few doctors, Artest took off his shorts directly when he was inexplicable, and then lay down on the physiotherapy bed.

"You're fucking your sister in a daze, come over here and clean up my wounds!"

Artest gave the order, and the four doctors came over to see that Artest's leather swallow was now a bloody mess.

Only then did the doctors suddenly realize.

Artest's knee was not injured at all, he installed it himself.

His injuries were all on Piyanzi! ! !

The reason why he pretended to be like this was completely because he didn't want to embarrass himself at the competition scene.

After all, his skin swallow was bleeding from being played with by others, and it really didn't sound good to spread the word.

As expected of Antai!

It has to be you!

"Hurry up, I'm going to compete soon! You delay me for a few minutes, do you know how many points I lost? If I don't get 50 points in the end, can you afford it?" Artest shouted loudly.

Doctor: You still want to score 6 points with your fucking 0 bars and 50 shooting percentage?Who doesn't know your scoring ability, if you don't play, maybe the team will have two small whips.

The doctor still took out tools such as disinfection and hemostasis, and prepared to clean Artest's wound.

I have to say that the wound is really not small.

Taizi's Piyanzi was completely bloody and bloody, and those who didn't know thought it was doing that kind of thing to ruin the Piyanzi.

Sanitary napkins were used to wipe the iodine alcohol, all kinds of medical tools were used, and Artest on the physiotherapy bed groaned.

"Ahhh! I feel sore! Ahhhhhhhh!"

As soon as the alcohol was wiped on, Artest's leather swallow felt a sharp pain.

But after getting used to it...

How come there is still a sense of refreshment?

For a while, Artest even began to doubt that he had that orientation.

It's cool, it's cool...

puff~~

Artest farted involuntarily.

The air was silent for three seconds.

The doctor held medical scissors in his hand, with medical cotton balls sandwiched in the scissors, and he froze on the spot.

Especially Artest's fart is not small, the air wave blows along the face, through the mask, refreshing the heart and lungs.

On the field, Artest inhaled a mouthful of bodily fluid into his lungs, and inhaled Su Ye's body odor deeply.

And the team doctor in the locker room inhaled the stench and took a deep breath of Taizi's stinky fart.

This is a flavorful game!

Artest was also so embarrassed that he blushed to the bottom of his ears at the moment.

He never thought of it.

At this time, I didn't hold back and let out a fart! ! !

Artest was so embarrassed that he wanted to carry the spacecraft to the moon to emigrate overnight.

"What are you doing in a daze? Are you done? Hurry up, I still have to score 50 points in the game!" Artest gritted his teeth and said.

"Ron, your bleeding has stopped now, but if you exercise vigorously, the possibility of further tearing cannot be ruled out, so this match..."

"Impossible, I will never back down in this game! Fans all over the world are watching me beat Su Ye violently, waiting for me to score 50+ in the whole game, how can I not play, wrap me up quickly, I want to play !” Artest growled.

The team doctor was very moved when he heard the words. There is nothing to say about Artest's basketball attitude.

"Okay, but before I bandage you, in order to make your wound heal quickly, I need to sew your eyes shut!"

"Wang Defa? I'll fuck your mother! Sew Lao Tzu's leather swallows, how will I shit in the future!?"

Artest immediately became angry when he heard the words: "Sew up your buttocks, thanks to the fact that you are still the NBA's royal team doctor, I think you are simply a quack doctor!"

"Ron, you can insult me, but you can't insult my professional medical skills! I'm talking about sewing up your anal wound, not sewing your skin swallow!"

It is really terrible to be uneducated.

Fortunately, he could think of the idea of ​​sewing the leather swallow.

"Oh, so that's how it is..."

Artest nodded: .So what are you waiting for?Quickly sew it on! "

"But if you're going to have stitches, we'll need to give you anesthesia."

"I don't need it, do you think he is the kind of person who needs anesthetics? Let me operate it quickly, I don't want to delay even a second!"

"If you don't use anesthesia, I'm afraid it will be very painful."

"It hurts! Am I a person who is afraid of pain? Let me tell you, even if I die, I don't need anesthesia. If I scream, I will take your last name!"

"it is good!"

With Taizi's words, the team doctor took a needle and thread and sewed up Artest's buttocks.

Just got the first stitch in.

"Ah!!! wqnmlgb, take it easy!"

Artest uttered a piercing howl on the spot.

"If I call out, I will take your surname on horseback"

The team doctor gave Artest a full eight stitches, and Artest used his body to carry the eight stitches.

After suturing the stitches, the team doctor bandaged the wound with gauze and tape.

Now Artest's entire leather swallow was wrapped in gauze, and it looked like he was wearing a diaper from the outside.

After doing these things well, I moved around a bit to get used to my new leather swallow.

Then he took out a brand new pair of basketball shorts from the cabinet and put them on.

After confirming that there was no problem, Artest tried to trot, left the locker room, and prepared to return to the game.

But as soon as he arrived at the door of the locker room, Artest suddenly thought of something, and quickly looked back at the four team doctors, warning with a cold expression: "I tell you, what happened in the locker room today, God knows , you know I know!"

"No one else is allowed to know about this, otherwise, I will definitely make your asses look like mine!"

The four medical staff nodded repeatedly.

They are all aware of Artest's bad temper, and these words are not trying to scare people.

After leaving the locker room, Artest let out a sigh of relief.

This embarrassing face is going to be thrown into outer space!

All of this was caused by Su Ye.

So Artest put all his hatred on Su Ye.

After returning, he will find them all on Su Ye!

. . . . . . . . .

After Artest re-entered the court, he found that the first quarter of the game had been played, and the second quarter had gone on for 10 minutes.

The score was fixed at 28:18, and the Pacers trailed by a full 10 points.

Artest frowned. The team was only 6 points behind when he was off the court, and now they are 10 points behind. As long as he is not on the court, the team's lag has reached double digits.

You really are very important!

Artest accelerated and ran towards the playing field.

"Wow"

"Who is that? Isn't that Artest!"

"He actually came back!"

"It looks like he's fine!"

"He is really a tough guy. When he left, he was carried away on a stretcher, and when he came back, he ran and jumped!"

"..."

Seeing Artest's return, the fans at the scene made a burst of noise.

The narrator also exclaimed.

"What happened? Ron Artest is back. Judging by his appearance, there shouldn't be a big problem! Is he going to stage the return of the king?"

Woj's commentary cheered excitedly.

There have been many players injured in the NBA, but after simple treatment, the heroic scene of the return of the king was staged.

Is Ron Artest going to play Return of the King today?

Especially the contest between Artest and Su Ye has not yet come to an end.

When Artest ran over from the player tunnel, his momentum was very fierce.

This makes Artest's return of the king even more heroic.

"Look at his ferocious eyes! Look at his vigorous steps! Look at his running speed! I have every reason to believe that he is the next protagonist in the drama of The Return of the NBA King!"

The narrator of woj is also old and middle-aged.

But as soon as the words fell, Artest's foot suddenly tripped over the wires on the ground, and he fell down in the player's tunnel gnawing shit.

"Ah this..."

The woj commentator stopped abruptly, and after a second, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

I don't know if there is a plot about the return of the king.

The plot of Sakuragi Flower Road (slipping) is here!

Maybe Artest will never be able to become the protagonist in the Shuangwen plot.

But among comedians, he is the well-deserved number one male!

Artest, who got up in a panic, is now so embarrassed that he can't wait to move away from the earth overnight and move to Mars.

The moon can't stay anymore, it's too close to the earth.

Only Mars, which is farther away, can barely survive.