Marry a rich man for my sister

Ji Zhixia obviously needs a lot of courage to make such a decision.

He may not have such courage in other matters, but when it comes to Lu Dai, he will always be very bold.

So Ji Zhixia felt that he could do such a thing, and Lu Dai would definitely be very happy.

After all... After all, Lu Dai seems to like to be in close contact with him.

Not as it seems, but must, and sure.

He will be happy.

Ji Zhixia recalled Lu Dai's birthday again, and found that it happened to be the day after tomorrow.

Ji Zhixia: "..."

What a coincidence.

What a coincidence, if it wasn't for the fortune-telling, he wouldn't even know Lu Dai's birthday, so he might pass by in such a daze.

And Lu Dai would not tell him specifically.

...won't it?

The little devil in Ji Zhixia's mind reappeared, "Is it really not possible? Maybe he did it on purpose, using fortune-telling to tell you that the day after tomorrow is his birthday."

The little angel immediately retorted: "How is it possible! My brother didn't think about it so much. It was just a matter of moving and looking for a master to count the luck, so I just decided to make such a deal by the way. It was a coincidence. How could you tell him You said it so schemingly!"

The little devil asked: "Isn't it really? Me"

The little angel said: "What if it is? If you don't say it in this way, you still don't know when his birthday is! You can see that he can remember when you were born, and of course he will know your date and month." Birthday."

The little devil said: "He told you your birthday in this way, because he wants you to send yourself out!"

The little angel said: "Your thinking is really dirty, and your brother is not you, how does he know what gift you want to give?"

Ji Zhixia: "..."

Ji Zhixia felt that she was thinking too much, so what if it was intentional?Lu Dai wasn't the kind of character who would take the initiative to tell him his birthday. Only when he took the initiative to ask would he be told.Since he told him tactfully in this way, so what if he made preparations?

Anyway, he has always been shy in front of Lu Dai, so he shouldn't think that he will give gifts beyond his imagination.

Ji Zhixia's eyes lit up, thinking, Lu Dai doesn't even know what birthday present he will give, so that he can be called a surprise! ! !

However, what method should he use to make Lu Dai feel that pleasant surprise?

This touched Ji Zhixia's knowledge blind spot again.

After thinking for a long time, he still endured the shame and boarded the forum. He still used the previous account. He wanted to re-register with an ID, but after re-registering, he found that the rules of the forum had been changed, and he could only speak on the forum after registering for a full month.

Ji Zhixia had no choice but to rejoice that he had already registered a small account before that. Although he could not change the account, it was not a big problem.

He edited a post and sent it out. The title of the post is as follows [Hi everyone, it’s like this. It’s my boyfriend’s birthday in a few days. I want to give myself to him as a birthday present, but I don’t know how to make him Surprised, can you give me a tip?Thank you very much. 】

As soon as he posted this post, he quickly replied, "Hey, it's so straightforward, I'm sorry."

"Can this be said?"

"Wait, wait... This id, bean paste strawberry cake? Looks familiar."

"Click on the avatar, look at the history and post, there is a surprise (hint)"

"So it's you!!!! In the last post, I was asking my friend what's the point of kissing you several times, but this post has already become a boyfriend?"

Ji Zhixia saw it, and felt a little embarrassed, but across the network cable, this emotion came and went quickly, so he put down his psychological burden and replied: "Yes, we are already together, but it has been so long, we are at most just Kiss and hug, I think he will like it very much, so I want to give him this birthday present."

"Actually, I feel that the host is a bit dumb, but he speaks very boldly, hahahahaha, it's really strange."

"I think he stayed because he answered whatever you asked. He is an honest boy, but at his age, it's okay to speak boldly. He can't still be a pure baby."

"Why are you off topic again? Answer the host's question for me. Maybe the next time you post a question, you will ask whether you are pregnant because you always want to vomit!"

"The landlord is a boy."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha next time I post a question, I always want to vomit. Is it because I am pregnant? Can boys get pregnant?"

"No, the landlord didn't stay like this."

"Don't say it, it's weird, the last post replied with so many words... Hey, wait, why do I always feel that the tone and style of the poster's speech are very similar to the previous poster's."

"Don't say it... Actually, I feel it too. The tone is very similar. It looks like a headline to show off, but when I read the content and replies, I always feel dumbfounded. It's strange to be honest."

"I feel it too. Is this okay to say? And they won't return to the question after the last post after leaving the forum..."

"So it's really embarrassing to say that this forum can't change the id, and you can still click on the homepage to see the history of posts..."

"What kind of riddles are you playing? You can't understand them, and you don't give advice to the landlord. Let me say a few words. The landlord and her boyfriend are both men. Men have everything, but after so long, there is no progress. , so the landlord’s boyfriend is more conservative and traditional. I know this kind of person best. The less clothes you wear, the easier it is for him to be surprised. Here, this is my private treasure store. You can take a look at it, thank you very much I."

"Holy shit, I clicked in, and I was blind, and I really know how to play upstairs."

"I took a look. It's actually not bad. It's very tempting. Ordinary men really can't stand it, and extraordinary men can't stand it even more, tsk tsk tsk."

"It's over, it's the first time to do this kind of thing, it's too exciting, it's best not to."

"Temporary investigation, where are you all for the first time?"

"Hey, it's a long story. On the mountain, I was covered all over. I was almost carried away by mosquitoes. I couldn't see the sun the next day."

"Hey, don't you guys come here to destroy the post, please? This is the poster's post, I want to make a fuss and post another post."

Ji Zhixia was startled when he looked at the front, afraid of being recognized, but seeing that no one mentioned it later, he was relieved.

He opened the link sent to him by a netizen, it was a Taobao store, and the things inside made him dumbfounded.

This, this, this, Ji Zhixia's cheeks flushed, and he didn't know where to put his eyes. After a long period of mental construction, he looked carefully.

Woo, no, no!

The only thing he can accept is the rabbit ear headgear, the rest is not acceptable, it is too much.

He clicked to exit, looked at the others, his cheeks were as red as if they were about to bleed.

Ji Zhixia can only accept furry cat ears, puppy ears, bear ears...

Yes, Ji Zhixia can only accept her ears!

He replied: "I took a look, and it's a bit beyond my understanding. I don't dare. Is there any other way? It's not about the clothes."

"Landlord, this is nothing interesting, of course there must be an unforgettable memory for the first time, isn't it?"

"That is to say, if you do this, your boyfriend will never forget it for the rest of your life."

"Exciting, it would be great if we could broadcast it live at that time."

"You want to eat fart."

"Lord, you want to surprise your boyfriend, and you're still so coy, why don't you give this one, or give it a big one, don't you understand the truth?"

"Why do you feel like you are lying to innocent children? I took a look, and it is indeed a bit too advanced. Isn't this equivalent to riding a car on a high speed?"

"It's already this age, it's not enough, wipe off your sweat."

"That's right, I also agree with big games. If my partner does this, I'll be so happy. I probably won't forget it in my life."

"I also……"

"Me too... I can't help but cry from the corners of my mouth."

"Me too... It will definitely be the most unforgettable memory in this life."

After reading the reply, Ji Zhixia was completely confused.

Is it so? Will it be the most unforgettable memory?

Is that so? ?

Ji Zhixia thought to himself, well, originally he just wanted to give Lu Dai a surprise, in this case, the netizens really want to listen.

After all, he really doesn't know much about it.

If Lu Dai can be as happy as they say, then he is not at a loss.

Thinking this way, Ji Zhixia reopened Taobao with a blushing face and placed an order.

A bit pricey, but the reviews say the quality is good.

Ji Zhixia thought to himself, that's all, if the quality is not good, it would be too black-hearted.

After placing the order, he regretted it again, because it was really too much.

His heart was pounding violently, and his toes scratched the ground awkwardly.

No need to think about it, Ji Zhixia can imagine how embarrassing it will be when that time really comes.

So scary.

Ji Zhixia was full of entanglements and couldn't help but cancel the order.

It's just that after canceling the order, he thought again, the first birthday he celebrated for Lu Dai should have some meaning, if he backed down just because of embarrassment and shyness, how could it be done?

Ji Zhixia placed the order again, but after a while, he regretted it again.

Is this really necessary?Lu Dai might not like it.

cancel order.

However, so many people in the forum say they like it, and the public's aesthetics are always right, right?

Ji Zhixia placed another order.

... Wouldn't it be embarrassing if Lu Dai didn't like it, would it become his dark history?

cancel order.

No, no, if Lu Dai likes it, then this birthday will definitely be unforgettable, right? It will be like the netizens said, it will be unforgettable in this life.

Re-order.

It's better not to, it feels really embarrassing.

cancel order.

If you lose face, you will lose face. Isn't Lu Dai's happiness worth the exchange for losing face?

Re-order.

But…………

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who wasting time here! ! !

And the customer service of this Taobao store fell silent after seeing the records of re-ordering countless times and canceling orders countless times.

Customer service: 6, ==