Marry a rich man for my sister

Chapter 241 Browser Search History

Seeing Lu Dai's silence, Ji Zhixia knew that the more he said, the more wrong he was, so he couldn't help but shut up.

Fortunately, Lu Dai didn't pursue it, and changed the subject naturally, "Do you still want to clean?"

Ji Zhixia hurriedly said: "No, no, it's just a good omen, don't need to scan it anymore, you've worked so hard for so long, please sit down quickly, and I'll give you a shoulder squeeze."

Lu Dai paused and said, "Okay."

He went to wash his hands, and sat on the recliner in the living room. Ji Zhixia asked him to unbutton half of his shirt, revealing his beautifully muscular shoulders.

Ji Zhixia squeezed her fingers and climbed onto Lu Dai's back.

Because Ji Zhixia was light in stature, kneeling directly on Lu Dai's back would not be a big problem, and Lu Dai could easily bear it.

Ji Zhixia began to pinch Lu Dai's shoulders hard, with a very natural tone: "Guest, what do you think of this strength?"

Lu Dai: "."

Lu Dai replied in a low voice: "It's a little lighter."

"Good guest, increase the strength immediately, what do you think?" Ji Zhixia squeezed Lu Dai's shoulders very hard, and asked while pinching.

Lu Dai: "Not bad."

Ji Zhixia said, "Okay."

He pinched Lu Dai with this strength for a while, and asked cautiously: "This is the kind of guest, if you think I pinch it well, can you give me a five-star praise?"

Lu Dai: "..."

Lu Dai couldn't help but look back at him, reached out and held Ji Zhixia's hand, "You..."

Before he finished speaking, Ji Zhixia screamed shyly, covered her face, only showing a pair of beautiful eyes, and said to Lu Dai: "Don't be such a guest, this is another price."

Lu Dai: "..."

Lu Dai frowned and lowered his face, "Where did you learn it?"

What is this mess?

Ji Zhixia lowered her face and said honestly: "No, I didn't learn it from anywhere. I just improvised."

Lu Dai's tone was low: "Vulgar."

Ji Zhixia froze for a moment, "Where is it vulgar? I was just playing with you. Don't you think I look like a masseur? You are vulgar. I was just a masseur. Why are you shaking my hand? You are the one who eats the master." Tofu! You are vulgar."

Lu Dai: "?"

Lu Dai straightened up and fixed Ji Zhixia's eyes.

Ji Zhixia also looked at him confidently, and was a little bit aggrieved by Lu Dai's vulgarity.

Lu Dai stared at him for a long time, confirmed that he didn't do it on purpose, then softened his tone and said, "Don't make such a joke. If you don't know, you shouldn't make such a joke."

"What?" Ji Zhixia was aggrieved, "What did I say, and you just said that?"

He paused and realized, "Because I said this is another price?"

Even more aggrieved, "This is just a meme on the Internet, do you know what a meme is?"

Lu Dai said in a flat tone: "I know, I know even more that playing this kind of joke is vulgar."

Ji Zhixia: "..."

He couldn't help but gave him a thump, and said, "I won't squeeze your shoulders anymore! Love whoever you are!"

After he finished speaking, he was about to roll off Lu Dai's back and leave, but Lu Dai's hand was faster, and he caught him back, and pressed him down on him, "Are you angry?"

Ji Zhixia said angrily: "Angry! You actually called me vulgar."

"It's vulgar." Lu Dai said.

"?? You're vulgar, you're even vulgar! You're making my eyes peeled, you're even vulgar!" Ji Zhixia said.

Lu Dai: "..."

His pupils locked suddenly, and he couldn't help staring at Ji Zhixia.

Ji Zhixia also realized what she said, blushed immediately, and said falteringly: "Uh, I just..."

He screamed in his heart, what did he say! ! ! ! ! ! !

Just understand it in your heart, why say it out! ! ! ! !

God! ! !

Ji Zhixia blushed almost to the point of bleeding, faltering and fumbling, unable to speak.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

It's over, what a shame!

Ji Zhixia wished she could find a crack in the ground and sneak in, so that she would never appear in front of Lu Dai again!

Lu Dai said, "I didn't hear that."

Ji Zhixia: "..."

He couldn't help covering his face, so there's no need to hold him up!He spoke so loudly, how could he not hear! ?

Lu Dai said, "I really didn't hear it."

Ji Zhixia covered his mouth, and those beautiful eyes were covered with a thin layer of watery light, "Don't, don't talk, please."

Lu Dai stopped talking.

Ji Zhixia didn't dare to be angry when something like this happened, his voice was as thin as a mosquito, "Anyway, I'm telling the truth."

Lu Dai grabbed his wrist, kissed his soft palm, moved away, and said, "I say vulgar because you treat me touching you as a transaction that can be exchanged for money, even if it's just a joke. It's all based on putting yourself down, which I don't like."

Ji Zhixia opened her eyes slightly, not expecting this reason, hesitated for a moment, and said obediently: "I'm sorry... I won't do it in the future."

But that rebellious streak couldn't help showing up again, "But... I was just joking."

"This joke is not funny, Ji Zhixia." Lu Dai said in a serious tone.

Ji Zhixia paused and said, "Okay, I'm sorry."

Lu Dai said: "Stop looking at these vulgar things online. Although I am happy to see you become cheerful and talkative, I don't want your values ​​and three views to be distorted invisibly."

Ji Zhixia felt a little ashamed after being told, "Okay, I was wrong."

Lu Dai said, "Give me the phone."

Ji Zhixia paused, and asked a little nervously, "What do you want to do?"

Lu Dai said, "Let me check."

Ji Zhixia became even more nervous, "What are you checking? No need..."

"Is there anything I can't see?" Lu Dai stared at Ji Zhixia with a low tone, "I thought we could trust each other completely and have nothing to hide. If you feel bad, my phone can also check it for you." .”

"..." After Lu Dai said that, he didn't seem to have any reason to refuse?

Ji Zhixia blushed, handed the phone to Lu Dai, and said in an excuse: "I really... really didn't watch anything."

Lu Dai took Ji Zhixia's cell phone, in fact, he already knew what Ji Zhixia would do on weekdays——

Starting in the morning, he will search the following content in the browser: "Will frequent sex make you grow taller?"

"Can homosexuals have sexless marriage?" "Will there be any problems for men if they don't doi?" Don’t raise impotence?” “Can a chrysanthemum hurt eat ice cream?” “Can a chrysanthemum hurt eat fish?” “Can a chrysanthemum hurt drink milk?”

After waking up, Ji Zhixia will surf the Internet, read some news, watch netizens' quarrels, watch giant panda videos, and comment: "I think the cutest panda is Feiyun, she is the most iconic! The smile is also very sweet!"

After being bullied by other panda fans for more than ten floors, he replied cowardly: "I think all pandas are very cute, and He Hua and Ye Menglan Jinhu Fubao Lebao are very cute!"

Then I dare not speak.

After watching the TV drama "The Legend of Zhen Huan" for a while, he posted a barrage: "The king of Guojun is a scumbag. He praised Zhen Huan's feet when he came up. You can't just look at the feet of ancient girls. He is sexual harassment! A pervert."

Tired after watching a few episodes of TV series, I went to watch Baijia Forum again, and then I had lunch.

In the afternoon, I continued to watch The Legend of Zhen Huan, posted a few barrages, and almost unilaterally quarreled with the barrage that said Zhen Huan's character was not good-looking.

After watching a few episodes of The Legend of Zhen Huan, and watching a few more panda documentaries, I went to the short video platform to find a panda, and I couldn't bear it, so I left a comment: "Sure enough, Feiyun is the cutest! The cutest girl!"

"Brother Feiyun kiss =3 ="

At that time, Lu Dai said: "..."

This day life is really rich and colorful.

But Ji Zhixia didn't know what he was doing, and was completely known by Lu Dai. He was not afraid of anything else, but was worried that Lu Dai would see his browser search records.

Ji Zhixia blushed with shame, opened her fingers, squeezed them tightly again, and repeated several times, resisting the urge to snatch the phone back from Lu Dai's hand, and watched eagerly as Lu Dai was the first to open Weibo. Which blog posts have been liked.

Ji Zhixia breathed a sigh of relief—hehe, he uses Weibo to watch the news.

It's just that Lu Dai quickly glanced at his likes, and then opened his Weibo.

Ji Zhixia is even more proud, his Weibo is also very clean, and he didn't post anything that shouldn't be posted!

Lu Dai saw that there was nothing wrong with his Weibo, so he backed out, glanced at the desktop, and uninstalled almost everything he had downloaded.

Ji Zhixia: "?? Why did you uninstall me?"

He looked at Lu Dai with some puzzlement.

Lu Dai said in a low tone: "This is not healthy, you are not allowed to play."

Ji Zhixia: "... Where is it unhealthy?"

Lu Dai's tone cannot be questioned: "The mind is not healthy, so don't look at it."

"..." Well, Ji Zhixia whispered, "You are right when you are older."

Lu Dai deleted several softwares for Ji Zhixia, but Ji Zhixia didn't dare to say anything. Finally, when Lu Dai opened the browser, Ji Zhixia immediately held his breath, couldn't help but get nervous, and whispered: "Actually, there's nothing to look at, so that's fine." Bar?"

Lu Dai glanced at him, mercifully did not open the browsing history, and returned the phone to Ji Zhixia.

Ji Zhixia breathed a sigh of relief, extremely lucky.

He secretly thought in his heart: It seems that the search records should be deleted in time.

If Lu Dai sees it... then he will really want to move away from the earth!

Ji Zhixia said in a low voice, "You've finished reading, I've already said there's nothing else."

Lu Dai: "Well, very good."

Ji Zhixia said, "Let me see your phone!"

Lu Dai handed the mobile phone to Ji Zhixia, and Ji Zhixia held the mobile phone away from Lu Dai. The first thing he did was to check the search history of the browser.

It's a pity... Lu Dai's browser is as clean as the ground that was dragged just now, without anything.

Ji Zhixia didn't give up and went to look at the network disk that came with the browser, it was also clean and contained nothing.

Ji Zhixia: "..."

Ji Zhixia looked at Lu Dai unconvinced, and asked, "Why is your phone so clean?"

Lu Dai asked, "Is there a problem?"

Ji Zhixia groaned, "Yes! It's just too clean."

Lu Dai said in a flat tone: "You are not clean, that's why you think mine is too clean."

"..." Ji Zhixia felt guilty, and suddenly dared not speak.

God knows... Yesterday he was still searching on his mobile phone, how could he keep Lu Dai from mentioning it? If Lu Dai saw it, it would be over, and he would be misunderstood!

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