The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!
Chapter 1171 Young Master Fen is confused
Ouyang Fen was in a good mood now that he had money and subordinates.
Now that I have money and brothers, the next thing is women.
Ouyang Fen wanted Jiang Shihan, but Lu Chengwen shook his head: Jiang Shihan is here with me to help you make money.
Ouyang Fen wanted Qi Meishao and Luo Shiyin again, but Lu Chengwen shook his head: Qi Meishao and Luo Shiyin are helping you and me make money.
At this time, the door opened and Xu Xuejiao walked in.
Ouyang Fen was excited, it was her.
Stand up and try to get close.
When Xu Xuejiao looked, she saw that the gold, silver, copper and iron were all there, and they were all standing next to Ouyang Fen. She looked at Lu Chengwen in confusion.
Lu Chengwen shook his head.
[The five of them are undercover agents, Sister Xuejiao, don't let them get caught! ]
Xu Xuejiao smiled.
I would say, it’s more fun to follow Brother Cheng Wen, there are always interesting things happening like this.
Xu Xuejiao raised her eyebrows: "Brother Cheng Wen, why haven't these five guys been killed yet? I said that as long as I am alive, they must die!"
Ouyang Fen was stunned, he turned around to look at the five people, and thought, this is not good, my men have a grudge with this beauty.
Ouyang Fen laughed: "Sister Xuejiao...what about the five of them? They have offended you before. Can you forgive them for my sake?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at Ouyang Fen: "It's you again! I'm here to discuss business with Brother Lu Chengwen. I don't have time to deal with you."
"Hey!"
Ouyang Fen blocked Xu Xuejiao's way in a frivolous manner: "I heard that Sister Xuejiao is a divine doctor in the North Country. Why don't you take my pulse?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at him and said, "You are not ill, but your stomach is not feeling well."
Ouyang Fen was shocked: "Yes! Sister Xuejiao, can I still be saved?"
"It's a minor problem. Just use some enema."
Ouyang Fen didn't understand and looked at Xu Xuejiao: "I...did you figure it out?"
"Constipated?"
Ouyang Fen's old face turned red, he felt a little shy and stammered.
Xu Xuejiao said dissatisfiedly: "Why should you be embarrassed about this? Many girls suffer from hemorrhoids. As a person, you can't hide your illness and avoid seeing a doctor. Besides, your disease is not a serious one."
Ouyang Fen nodded: "How do you take enema?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at him: "Open..."
The military advisor came close to Ouyang Fen and reminded him in a low voice: "Master Fen, enema is a dropper, not something to be eaten."
Ouyang Fen nodded and asked Xu Xuejiao enthusiastically: "Miss Xu, how do you use the enema?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at Ouyang Fen, and Ouyang Fen had a sincere look on his face.
Xu Xuejiao looked at Ouyang Fen: "Put it in, squeeze some out, that's it."
Ouyang Fen felt something was wrong: "Insert... where?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at Ouyang Fen, Ouyang Fen looked at Xu Xuejiao, and neither of them spoke.
One is waiting for the answer, the other is thinking about the answer.
Xu Xuejiao took out her phone and said, "Wei, Xiao Zhang, please buy me a bottle of enema and send it up."
Not long after, a young assistant ran in breathlessly: "Boss Xu, enema."
Xu Xuejiao handed the enema to Ouyang Fen: "Don't squeeze too much. There is an instruction manual on it, learn how to use it yourself."
Ouyang Fen smiled slightly: "Thank you."
Lu Chengwen pulled Xu Xuejiao over and asked, "Why did you come to Bingzhou?"
"There is an operation scheduled for the day after tomorrow. I will first check on the patient and prepare the details of the operation today."
Ouyang Fen looked at the enema, then raised his head to look at Lu Chengwen and Xu Xuejiao, feeling bored.
After thinking about it, he decided not to offend Lu Chengwen first. After all, he had just taken his money and saved five enemies from him.
So Ouyang Fen said goodbye to Lu Chengwen and left with a few of his men.
At the same time, Lu Chengwen's car also had to leave.
The military advisor became Ouyang Fen's driver, and the other four people followed behind in another car.
Ouyang Fen sat in the back row, looked at the enema, studied it for a while, and felt very embarrassed.
So, this is how it is used...
The military advisor said, "Master Fen, you'd better not trust Lu Chengwen and Xu Xuejiao too much. They are a pair of deceitful ghosts."
"Oh?" Ouyang Fen put away the enema: "What do you mean? It sounds like you have a grudge with that girl Xu Xuejiao?"
"If Xu Xuejiao hadn't cheated us out of our money, we wouldn't have ended up like this." The military advisor said angrily, "Lu Chengwen is not a good guy either. It's best not to use the things they give you. If you want to use something, use our own."
Ouyang Fen asked: "Your own?"
The military advisor said, "They have ulterior motives. Who knows what they will give you. This enema doesn't seem to be a very expensive miracle drug. We can go to the pharmacy and ask. Maybe we can buy it ourselves."
Ouyang Fen thought for a moment and said, "That makes sense. Find a pharmacy, park the car, and go buy it."
"Yes."
The car stopped and the military advisor went to buy an enema.
King Jintuo walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"
The military advisor explained the situation and the two of them entered the pharmacy together.
The military advisor bought an enema to demonstrate his high intelligence and alertness, but King Jintuo saw something else.
Super glue.
The bottle is exactly the same as the enema! They are almost the same!
King Jintuo stole the bottle of super glue and secretly handed it to the military advisor.
The military advisor was very surprised when he saw it.
"Is that okay?"
King Jintuo nodded: "Boss Lu said that the Ouyang family shouldn't give birth to sons with buttholes. He has one, which is an original sin."
The military advisor nodded: "It won't be exposed?"
King Jintuo said: "Will he still care about us by then?"
The military advisor's eyes lit up: "This is an exciting plan!"
“I’m excited, too.”
then……
That night, Ouyang Fen jumped up from the bed and gasped for breath. He felt something was wrong...
But I can’t tell what’s wrong.
I went to the bathroom by myself, but no matter how hard I tried, it just didn’t work. There was just… huge resistance!
I don’t know what’s going on, I can’t get out no matter what!
Ouyang Fen was sweating profusely from exhaustion, and kept muttering, "No! No, this...what's going on? I feel..."
By the time Ouyang Fen finished his own examination and understood the specific situation, he was almost furious!
He pulled up his pants, rushed out, and shouted in the corridor: "Zhuge Qing! Get over here! Zhuge Qing——!"
Tietuo Wang ran over and said, "Master Fen, the military advisor has gone to take a shit, what can I do for you?"
Ouyang Fen angrily said: "He went to poop? He went to poop!?"
King Tito nodded: "Yes, that's what he said."
At this time, King Tongtuo also ran over: "What's going on? What's going on?!"
Ouyang Fen said angrily: "What do you care about me?"
King Tongtuo was confused: "Master Fen, what are you doing..."
"Is that a suppository that the military advisor bought? Is it a suppository?!"
The two looked at him and said, "Yeah, we all tried it, it works pretty well."
Ouyang Fen asked: "Then why am I so confused!?"
King Tongtuo looked at King Tietuo, King Tietuo looked at King Tongtuo, and then the two of them looked at Ouyang Fen together: "Is he... done?"
Ouyang Fen's face turned red with pent-up anger: "The whole wave is covered with it! I can't... get out! I can't even fart!"
At this time, King Jintuo came over and asked, "What's wrong?"
Tito Wangdao: "Young Master Fen is in trouble."
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