The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!
Chapter 1340: Evildoers Will Be Punished by Their Own Evildoers
The evil old man was stunned: "Yeah! You didn't say anything except the white robe!"
Lu Chengwen's eyes widened. "Is it my fault? When you mentioned the white robe, I was immersed in memories. Sometimes I felt sweet, sometimes regretful, sometimes happy, and sometimes lost... And this ghost fire and Liu Ruyan, they kept making trouble! I wanted to say something, but did you give me a chance?! What can I say when your words are on my cheeks!?"
The evil old man was stunned and was about to speak when the Ghost Fire Man said, "Just ask him what happened at that time!"
"Yes! What occasion did you meet her on?!"
Lu Chengwen thought...that occasion is not easy to describe!
The will-o'-the-wisp was excited: "Hey, hey, hey! He hesitated, he hesitated, he was thinking, he was thinking about how to lie, he was thinking about how to deceive you..."
The evil old man slapped the will-o'-the-wisp again: "Why the hell are you talking so much!? Don't you want me to think about it? We who understand emotions are discussing love, and you're always here to make things difficult for us. Aren't you annoying!?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Actually... it's nothing. It's just... but there is a meteorite ice crystal."
Liu Ruyan and Will-o'-the-Wisp became excited when they heard this: "Meteorite ice crystal!?"
"Yeah." Lu Chengwen said, "At that time, Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian fought for the ice crystal. When the senior came out, he felt that it was too noisy, so he beat the three of us until we vomited blood..."
"Pfft!" The evil old man laughed and covered his mouth, shy and cute, like a child, and said to the people around him: "That's her style, she is like this, so cute."
Will-O-Wisp covered his face and said, "Senior, you have to let him finish!"
"Oh, yes, yes, Lu Chengwen, keep talking!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Later I heard that we were disciples of Hun Tiangang..."
"He let you go?"
"No, she said she swore an oath that she would kill any disciple of Hun Tian Gang she saw."
The evil old man slapped his thigh and said, "It's right! It's right! I know this! Hun Tiangang ignored her because of some messed up things about the heavenly tribulation. He also said that he couldn't break the heavenly tribulation, so he wouldn't get married, leave offspring, open the door, or pass on his skills... Then she said, you said you wouldn't open the door and wouldn't accept disciples. If you accept one and let me see you, I'll kill you! It's right!"
Will-O-Ghost touched his cheek, feeling unbelievable: "You really saw it?"
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "Do you think I'm lying here? "
Liu Ruyan narrowed her eyes: "Then why didn't she kill you later?"
Lu Chengwen said, "How should I know?! She is very skilled. We were all shocked at the time. We have never seen an old lady with such high martial arts skills. It seems that she said something... that day was her special day and she didn't want to see bloodshed. But I guess she was soft-hearted and made up an excuse. After all, so many years have passed. We, the younger generation, don't understand the love, hatred and grudges of their generation. Killing us... will only make everyone sad."
The evil old man sighed, "Yes, we are all old, old... It's her style. She also found excuses for not killing me several times later."
Lu Chengwen immediately asked, "Did you two meet again later?!"
"Of course!" The evil old man said, "Later I followed her, followed her all the way. I gave her flowers, and she beat me up. I invited her to dinner, and she scolded me. I secretly protected her, and she told me to get lost. No matter where she went to spend money, I would pay for her in advance. Later, I even paid for the hotel room she and her senior brother checked in..."
Will-o'-the-wisp was almost going crazy: "Senior, this is like a dog licking! Isn't it too much!?"
The evil old man said angrily: "I do!"
The evil old man suddenly jumped up and grabbed Will-o'-the-Wisp's neck: "A person can only love once in a lifetime! In order to make her happy, even if I have to do something that everyone in the world laughs at and hates, I will never hesitate!"
Will-o'-the-Wisp was being strangled to death: "I...was wrong..."
Just as the evil old man was about to let go, Lu Chengwen quickly said, "Oh, I remember now!"
"Ah!? What!?" The evil old man turned around, but he didn't loosen his hand that was pinching the Will-o'-the-Wisp's neck.
"Do you know my uncle Ming Disha?"
"I know him so well!" The evil old man said, "He lied to me at the beginning and said he would help me to pursue his junior sister. I stole... the diamond ring, gems, brand-name swords, famous armor, and unique skills I bought... and asked him to pass them on to his junior sister, but he kept them all for himself! I gave him the diamond ring and other things, but he said he bought them himself! Bastard!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Isn't this too much of a grandson!?"
The Will-O-Ghost's face turned green, he was about to die, he started to get scared, he was about to die!
Lu Chengwen was puzzled: "As far as I know, he is an out-and-out villain, a filthy fellow that the whole world is fighting against. And you, senior, are also a bad guy, one of the four great evils... shouldn't you... have a lot of common topics?"
"It's different! It's different!" The evil old man quickly clarified, shaking his hands quickly: "We are bad! We are really bad! He is so mean, that is... he even cheated us, do you think he is a human being!?"
Lu Chengwen looked at the evil old man: "You are the four evil men? You were deceived by him? Were you fooled by him? Were you cheated by him?"
The evil old man said: "How could I know he was so bold that he would even play tricks on us!"
"How did he play with you?"
"He just often... Hey, why the hell are you asking these questions? Are you sick? Do you believe I will beat you to death?"
Lu Chengwen pouted, "I also know what her residence looks like, where she practices every day, the color of her bed sheets, her mental state, who she thinks about and who she doesn't... Fine, fine, slap me to death, come on, she may be living in seclusion for the rest of her life, you have the guts to go find her yourself! Come on, slap me to death!"
The evil old man looked at Lu Chengwen and said, "Okay! Lu Chengwen, you probably forgot who I am. Do you think I can do nothing to you if you do this?"
The Will-O-Ghost was almost dead. He weakly beat the evil old man's arms with his hands. Every time he raised his arms, it was very strenuous. His movements became slower and slower...
The evil old man turned around and yelled at him: "Stop arguing! We are just arguing!"
Lu Chengwen took a step back: "What do you want? I warn you not to mess around!"
The evil old man said: "Humph, you think you can escape!? Today I will smash all the bones in your body, shatter your internal organs, and then cut off your meridians, and then..."
Lu Chengwen said, "Okay! But I tell you, the female master likes me the most and has high hopes for me. If you are lucky enough to meet her in this life, and she asks you if you have seen me, you'd better lie to her and say that you haven't! Otherwise, she will definitely be very sad and upset!"
The evil old man said suspiciously: "Will she like someone as slick as you!?"
Lu Chengwen shrugged: "She's old, she likes someone to talk to her, and I happen to be good at chatting, what do you think? And we talked about a lot of topics... Forget it, just hit me!"
The evil old man hesitated a little, and the Ghost Fire Man over there was already sticking out his tongue, tilting his head, and his arms hanging down.
Liu Ruyan said timidly: "Senior, if nothing unexpected happened, he might be dead."
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