The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!

Tie Tuo Wang came here with a mace.

Long Aotian panicked when he saw the mace.

"I... I can't do it anymore... I can't take it anymore... I, I, I... I have no real anger because of the Falun Dafa, you can't—!"

"Tough mouth, right!? Tough guy, right!? Didn't eat, right!? Tickling, right..."

It was another output, even King Tie Tuo was already sitting beside him panting.

Xu Xuejiao went over again: "Yeah, brother Cheng Wen, tell me, yum, I see, I'll tell him."

Xu Xuejiao turned around: "Our Brother Cheng Wen said that he is the indestructible body of King Kong. He has been refined in the Eight Diagrams Furnace of the Supreme Lord for seventy-seven and 94 days! He has eaten flat peaches, drank royal wine, stolen elixir, and eaten ginseng fruit! To him, you are like an ear pick!"

Tie Tuo Wang slapped the table: "Damn it! He really is a tough guy!"

The four subordinates gave a thumbs up together: "Sure enough, he is a tough guy!"

Leng Qingqiu suddenly sneered.

Han Yuedao: "Mr. Leng, what are you laughing at?"

"How could Qiqi be 49?"

Han Yue was stunned: "This is what you care about?"

After another round of output, Tie Tuo Wang himself was tired.

After sitting down, he trembled all over: "It really is a tough one! No wonder you are so courageous that you dare to lie to me!"

Xu Xuejiao leaned in front of Long Aotian, who was already unconscious, and pretended to whisper: "Oh, well, well, understand, I'll tell him."

Xu Xuejiao said to King Tie Tuo again: "Our boss Lu said that you are a bitch, you have no strength at all, and asked you if you need to take off your pants and sit on the toilet when you pee."

Not to mention others, even Lu Chengwen was shocked when he heard it inside.

Lu Chengwen, Leng Qingqiu, Han Yue and others all said in their hearts: Poison wow!

Xu Xuejiao hated him for not dying!

King Tie Tuo stood up this time and took a look: "Miss Xu, are you sure, this is what Lu Chengwen said?"

"Yeah, I never lie."

Tie Tuo Wang pointed at "Lu Chengwen": "He...can talk?"

Yeah, can you still talk?Long Aotian has passed out completely, he is crooked in the corner and motionless, everyone suspects that he has died.

At this time, Lu Chengwen looked carefully in the mirror from inside and walked out.

"Iron Tuo King."

As soon as Tietuo King saw "Long Aotian", he immediately knelt down on one knee: "Young Master."

"You are finally smart for a while."

"Thanks to the reminder from the military adviser, the subordinates know that they have been fooled by this traitor. Fortunately, the subordinates reflect on themselves in time, so as to atone for their crimes."

"Very good. Han Yue, bring over the contract for the shanty town project and ask him to sign it."

Han Yue was confused when she saw "Long Aotian".

Wow, what kind of plot is this! ?

This... Mr. Leng and Long Aotian teamed up to find someone to beat Master Lu to death! ?

Doesn't this mean that Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing conspired to murder her husband? ?

This kind of plot... Wait, what kind of contract does Long Aotian want me to get?Shanty contract! ?

It's all out of order!

Leng Qingqiu glanced at her: "What are you still doing in a daze? Listen to Mr. Long."

"Oh, yes, yes."

Tie Tuo Wang's signature and payment are unambiguous.

Before leaving, he kept apologizing to Lu Chengwen: "Mr. Long, I made a mistake before. I'm really sorry."

"Okay, okay, it's okay."

"In the future, if you have any orders, you can just call me directly, and I will leave my phone number for you."

"I know, I know, let's go."

Tie Tuo Wang Xin said it!

Seeing the young master's attitude, he is no longer angry.

Sure enough, the harder he beat Lu Chengwen, the happier the young master was.

All the previous things have been written off, and it's not in vain that I used my unique trick to greet that kid Lu Chengwen to death.

Hey!

It started off a little bit badly, but now everything is back on track.

Why am I so smart? !

King Tie Tuo led people out, passing by Leng Qingqiu: "Mr. Long is a man of God!"

Leng Qingqiu squeezed out a smile and nodded.

Passing by Xu Xuejiao: "Master Long Yushu Linfeng!"

"Ah, I know, I know."

Passing by Han Yue: "I am honored to cooperate with him."

Han Yue smiled awkwardly.

King Tietuo walked to the door: "No need to send it off, goodbye."

Just as Lu Chengwen was about to speak, a beautiful figure broke through the window, picked up Long Aotian, and jumped out of the window.The girls screamed in fright.

Lu Chengwen hurried over to take a look. A thin wire was hanging on the window sill. No need to ask, that shadow was Hua Xuening.

Lu Chengwen smiled wryly.

As for the protagonist, Chengxiang was killed and survived the catastrophe.

Leng Qingqiu said in surprise: "Brother Cheng Wen, your face..."

"what happened?"

"recovered!"

Lu Chengwen took out his phone and checked it. Sure enough, it was restored.

"It turns out that as long as he is disabled, this kind of magic will soon lose its effect. I still feel comfortable looking at my face."

Xu Xuejiao said excitedly: "Hee hee, you are really getting more and more interesting, even your face can change back and forth. I was actually worried just now that it was real, you know? I got closer and double-checked Several times, I saw that Leng Qingqiu was not calm enough, so I deliberately provoked him."

Lu Chengwen sighed.

[Hehe, very good, this time the game is really hot. 】

[Long Aotian, a proud son of the sky, will definitely not die. I caused him to suffer this violent beating, and cheated him of 50 billion. Whoever does not die, I will die. 】

[This kind of deception can't last forever, and sooner or later it will be exposed. 】

Lu Chengwen was very frustrated: "Okay, in the days to come, you can ask for blessings for yourselves. I'm very tired and I'm going home."

"Hey, don't go! We won a big victory today, let's celebrate!"

"I'm sorry Xuejiao, I'm not in the mood."

"Don't worry, I feel in my heart that although Long Aotian has a strong background, I think you are much more handsome than him."

Lu Chengwen smiled wryly: "There's a purpose to being handsome. Being handsome is to set off the tone of the protagonist's role as a handsome guy. It's just for everyone to look good."

"Why do I not understand you at all when you speak?"

"It's right if you don't understand, let's go."

Lu Chengwen called Zhao Gang: "Zhao Gang, I'm in Qianfeng, come and pick me up."

Sitting in the back row of the business car, Lu Chengwen couldn't be happier at all.

In order to save Leng Qingqiu once, I not only completely offended the hero Long Aotian, but also caused him to be beaten into powdery fractures by King Tie Tuo.

Now Leng Qingqiu and Xu Xuejiao are completely attached to him, it doesn't matter whether they are attached to him or not, the important thing is that they are in close relationship with Long Aotian now.

Lu Chengwen really convinced Long Aotian.

Stupid!You are so stupid!

I don't know how to do this, and I still rely on disguise to deceive girls!Let others know!Not yet!

Oh my God!

Are there any male protagonists who are dumber than you?

But on another thought, everything, if not for me, would have developed according to the original plot.

In the final analysis, it was me who kept using the things given by the system and the special information I had mastered that no one else in this world knew, to make Long Aotian hit the wall again and again.

If I am alive, I have to change the direction of the story in order to make it to the end.

But as long as I change the direction of the story, the protagonist will hate me, and the girls will hate him and like me, so I can't make it to the end.

No solution!

There is no solution to this!

Lu Chengwen sighed: "Zhao Gang, what do you think about not driving?"

At this moment, the car door was pulled open, and Xu Xuejiao got in all at once.

"What are you doing again?"

"Leng Qingqiu said that you took a mandarin duck bath with her, is it true?"

"Yes, I washed it, what's the matter?"

Lu Chengwen said that on purpose.

"Oh." Xu Xuejiao said: "The two of you are deliberately annoying me, aren't you?"

"What the hell are you going to do?"

"Hey! Why are you always so fierce to me?"

"I like it. I just have this temper. Get out of the car and go home quickly. Don't keep running out if you have nothing to do."

"Hey! I've been helping you everywhere these days. Every time you need me, you ask me to cooperate, and when you don't need me, ask me to get out! Do you know that I will be sad?"

"Oh? Are you going to be sad?" Lu Chengwen slapped his hands: "Then go home quickly and be sad slowly."

Lu Chengwen pushed open the door: "Get out of the car."

Xu Xuejiao sat on the boss chair next to her, hugged her shoulders, and raised her legs: "I won't get off."

Lu Chengwen was restless: "Get out of the car!"

"I won't go down! I found that you are very perverted. You are good and bad for a while. Are you just playing with me on purpose?"

"I'm dying, do you understand? I've blocked my way of life because of Leng Qingqiu! Just treat me as a beg, okay? If you cling to me every day, I really have no way out! Get out of the car, big sister !"

Xu Xuejiao looked at Lu Chengwen: "Okay! How dare you treat me like this!"

"Hehe. How?"

Xu Xuejiao sat on the boss's chair by the door, crossing her legs: "Indecent, rape. Indecent, rape! Lu Chengwen, indecent! Rape!"

Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and quickly closed the car door: "Sister, why are you such a person? This... You just opened your mouth to say something like this?"

"Yeah! I'm rebellious, don't you know?"

Lu Chengwen's forehead was sweating: "You...you are a girl, don't always say those tiger and wolf words, okay? When you go to Hang Long Ao Tian, ​​you just open your mouth to talk about sitting and peeing. Pay attention to the impact, okay? good?"

Xu Xuejiao suddenly acted very pitifully: "Do you really hate me?"

Lu Chengwen said depressedly: "That's not true, but we haven't been in touch for a few years, and you are so annoying when you see me, you can't stick to me just because I did a little good thing these two days, right? It's illogical, ma'am!"

Xu Xuejiao smiled again: "Okay! In this way, you drink with me and get me drunk, and I will never cling to you again from now on."

"You are really sick!"

Xu Xuejiao lowered the car window: "Indecent! Rape! Indecent..."

Lu Chengwen hurriedly closed the car window: "Drink, drink, walk, I will go all out!"

The two sneaked back home, Lu Chengwen prepared some food on his small balcony, and asked Zhao Gang to bring some good wine, and the two raised their glasses.

Lu Chengwen said: "It's settled, I can drink you enough, don't bother me in the future!"

"a man of his words."

"cheers!"

three hours later.

Lu Chengwen couldn't stop laughing, Xu Xuejiao sat in Lu Chengwen's arms, with one arm around Lu Chengwen's neck, and the other holding the wine bottle: "...my parents thought I was a good girl, hahaha! Actually, they don't know , I have tattoos!"

"Really? Can't see it!"

"Of course you can't see it! It's tattooed in a very secret place!"

"Hahaha, how secretive is it?"

"Do you want to see it?"

"think."

"I won't show you! Haha!"

Lu Chengwen held the wine glass: "Just that Long Aotian, what the hell is he doing? If he is not the protagonist, I will kill him and me in minutes!"

"You are much more handsome than him."

"Of course, I'm a villain! The villains are all handsome guys, and they all want to satisfy everyone's desire for revenge on rich handsome guys!"

"Hahaha, cheers! If you can drink better than me, I'll show you my tattoo!"

"Oh?" Lu Chengwen's face was flushed, and he smiled lewdly: "It's a deal!"

……

Early the next morning.

Lu Chengwen felt a splitting headache.

He rubbed his head, sat up, felt something was wrong, looked back to the side, suddenly wanted to die.

Xu Xue's delicate body lay horizontally, with a velvet blanket sandwiched between her two beautiful legs, she was extremely alluring.

[Damn it!Come again! ?How much did I drink? ! 】