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"bang bang bang... bang bang bang"

"Brother, brother, open the door quickly, the second child is paralyzed!"

The boss of the Chen family in the room sat up abruptly, put on his clothes and went to open the door.

"You...you...you...say..."

"Oh, brother, why are you still stuttering, but I'm really anxious to death."

"Old... Two... Two... What is he..."

"Brother, don't talk anymore, go and have a look, if it doesn't work, let's send the second child to the hospital!"

"Go... go..."

The two hurried into the room, and when they saw the appearance of Chen's second son, the eldest of the Chen family was also dumbfounded.

Why is it paralyzed?

And he didn't know what was going on today, he was so stupid that he couldn't speak clearly even if he was in a hurry for a long time.

This made him very uneasy.

"I... find... find someone, send... send... to the hospital!" Boss Chen went out to find someone after finishing speaking.

The fart god who was squatting in the latrine finally came out with his pants up. Just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, a puff of turbid air burst out of his crotch.

The eldest daughter-in-law of the Chen family rubbed her belly, she didn't feel like shitting!

After taking two steps, it started to puff non-stop again.

Her entire face turned green!

"Quick... hurry up!"

The boss of the Chen family led a group of people in, and as soon as they entered the yard, they heard the sound of the Chen family's wife farting.

The fart was loud and mixed with a puff of moisture, as if a child was about to pop a shit flower.

Everyone looked at the eldest daughter-in-law of the Chen family with disgust, and took two steps back.

The boss of the Chen family also felt that he had lost face, so he scolded directly: "Still... no... don't hurry... get out... go back to the house..., no... no... don't take care of... child... child !"

Everyone worked hard for him!

"Oh……"

The eldest daughter-in-law reacted and quickly walked into the house. As long as she twisted her buttocks, she would fart non-stop, completely involuntary.

"puff!"

"puff!"

"puff!"

Everyone held their breath as much as possible, for fear that if they took more breaths, they would be suffocated to death.

It doesn't matter whether it stinks or not, the key is that it is so disgusting.

Boss Chen smiled awkwardly, and led everyone to the second child's room.

After a lot of tossing, the second son Chen finally lay down on the cart, and the boss Chen followed his uncles and brothers to push the cart to the hospital in the town.

The second daughter-in-law looked at the only four yuan and five yuan left in her hand, and felt a little melancholy for a while. The family has not yet separated. Every time someone gets sick, the grandpa will pay the money. Let's wait for the mother-in-law to come back and tell her mother-in-law!

Yi Qinxue, who was lying in the room, had heard the commotion in the yard a long time ago. It seemed that something happened to Chen Yong's second brother, but what did it have to do with her.

She covered her head with the quilt, turned over and fell asleep again.

When she woke up again, it was almost ten o'clock in the morning.

"What does it taste like?"

Yi Qinxue sniffed her nose. It was a bit like body odor, and a bit like sweat. It was more like the smell of a man wearing leftover stinky socks.

Yi Qinxue frowned in distaste, flipped the quilt quickly, thinking it was Chen Yong's socks, and she didn't know which corner it was stuffed into.

But after searching for a long time, I didn't find any socks on the bed. I smelled it left and right, but I smelled it on my body.

"vomit……"

Yi Qinxue retched on the spot, and couldn't believe it was the smell coming from her body.

Although she hasn't showered for two days, her body won't be like this!Wasn't she fine when she didn't take a bath for a week in winter before?

Yi Qinxue couldn't take it anymore, so she hurriedly ran to the kitchen to boil a pot of hot water.After struggling for a long time, she finally brought the water into the house, and then began to scrub her body.

It's okay if you don't rub it, the more you rub it, the heavier the smell will be.

Yi Qinxue almost collapsed.

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