NBA: Start the water cooler and reach the Hall of Fame
Chapter 344 Comedian
After the team lost to the Philadelphia 76ers, the Wizards' four-game winning streak was ended, and their record reached 23 wins and 10 losses, ranking third in the Eastern Conference. Behind them was the Chicago Bulls, who only lost more than the Wizards. One ball, the top four in the Eastern Conference this season. Due to the sudden rise of the Wizards, the competition has become extremely fierce.
The next game is back at home against the New Jersey Nets in the same district. I wonder what kind of blockage the Evan Turner brothers, who worked in the New Jersey Steel Plant, will encounter this time?
The answer was soon revealed. Although the last time the New Jersey local media hyped the showdown between the No. [-] pick and the No. [-] pick, the final result made these media embarrassed. However, the second showdown was finally ushered in. As a media person, you naturally have to show your face. The fine tradition of keeping the city wall still thick began to hype the competition between Turner and Li Kaiming again.
The New Jersey Chronicle, the largest local media in New Jersey, started writing articles early. In their report, in addition to playing injured in the last game, Evan Turner also happened to have a bad touch that night. However, Turner still showed the strength of an All-Star. Under the targeted defense and double-teaming of all members of the Wizards, he scored very balanced statistics.
That defeat gave Turner a very strong motivation. After losing to the Wizards, Turner was the first to arrive at the training ground every day and the last to leave, just to wait for the day of revenge. And now, this The day has come!
To be honest, when Li Kaiming saw this report, he was ashamed of the reporter who wrote it!
Good guy, you really come right out of your mouth, you don’t need to draft your lies or bragging!
Turner, does he know that he is so awesome?
Why?Li Kaiming misunderstood Turner. As a No. [-] draft pick, he was a powerful player in college. How could a simple regular season game make him lose confidence in himself?
Everyone in the NBA is Jordan in their own story. If he was beaten down after a poor performance in a game, Turner would not be able to stand in the draft.
Besides, the local media in New Jersey had already made excuses for him, so he took advantage of the situation and said that he was fighting with injuries that day.
Although most of the media reports were nonsense, one thing was still very accurate, that is, after losing the duel with Li Kaiming, Turner started a devil-like high-intensity training. After half a After months of hard training, he feels that his strength has improved a lot. This time when he meets the Wizards, his performance will definitely not be as embarrassing as last time!
In addition to Turner's own hard training, Nets head coach Avery Johnson also said that the team's insufficient tactical preparations in the last game caused Turner to be surrounded by the Wizards on the court, resulting in his poor performance. Jia, and for this game, he specially formulated tactics for Turner.
The atmosphere has been heightened to this point, so the reporter at the pre-game press conference had to ask, "Evan Turner, will you perform better in tonight's game than last time?"
Evan Turner was full of confidence and looked at him with admiration after three days apart. I, Turner, was no longer the same Turner as before, so he agreed, "Of course, if I am healthy, no one in this league can guard me." Stay with me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire press conference fell silent.
Turner seemed to realize that he said something wrong, but he was not sure yet, so he turned to look at coach Johnson sitting next to him.
"Coach, is there anything wrong with what I said?"
Avery Johnson stared at Turner with a look that looked like a fool, and then sighed quietly, "No problem, as long as you are happy..."
With support from her coach, Turner was immediately happy.
Look, my coach said that my speech was correct, why are you all staring at me like I'm a fool?
The last reporter asked, holding back his laughter, "Are you healthy tonight?"
"Without a doubt, yes! I will make a killing in tonight's game...well..." Turner still maintained his super confidence, but he was interrupted by coach Johnson next to him mid-sentence. Covered his mouth.
Johnson's heart was broken at this time. Regardless of how well he played, he always felt that his No. [-] overall pick was a bit out of his mind...
Turner, who came to the home court of the Wizards with confidence, was radiant and completely different from the last game. He even dared to look at Li Kaiming during the pre-game warm-up!
However, after Li Kaiming saw Turner looking at him, he crossed his fingers, shook his wrists left and right, and moved his neck at the same time, as if he was doing warm-up exercises before boxing.
This set frightened Turner who was staring at Li Kaiming across from him. He quickly ran behind Brook Lopez next to him and hid behind him without daring to come out again.
Turner: It’s not that I’m timid, I’m really afraid of being beaten to death by this guy!
Ever since Li Kaiming knocked out Artest, his notoriety in the league has gradually spread.
As the saying goes, good things never go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles. This is so apt.
For someone like Turner, who can only sit at the children's table when eating, it was already a big improvement for him to dare to look at Li Kaiming before this game.
Everything was ready for the pre-match warm-up of both sides. The media in Washington and New Jersey were in place, ready to see what terrifying performance the healthy Turner could perform under the Wizards' defense!
In the end, the game ended. Those who watched the game, whether it was live or broadcast, had to take a breath!
Evan Turner is so terrifying!
The legendary "Healthy Turner", after half a month of devilish training and receiving special tactics specially developed by the coach, played for 34 minutes at the Wizards' home court at the MCI Center, taking 16 shots. He hit 14 irons, scored 5 points, 2 rebounds, 2 assists and 12 turnovers!
Not to mention whether the basket is crooked or not, this basket was almost exploded by Turner!
Before playing against the Nets in the future, the owner of the Wizards should insure the rim in advance. Otherwise, playing against the Nets would be equivalent to a major accident and it would be unbearable!
The whole game looks like this.
On the Wizards' side, there were constant sounds of swish, bang and other goals.
On the Nets side, there were sounds of hammering, bang, clang, etc.
This kind of extremely contrasting performance appeared in different halves of the same stadium.
In fact, it's not just Turner, the entire Nets team feels very bad.
首发的特拉维斯奥特洛全场出战32分钟8中1,德文哈里斯7中1,整个首发阵容里只有中锋布鲁克洛佩兹的命中率超过了百分之40……
In addition to the starters, the Nets' bench also played shit. Vujacic made 14 of 1 in the game, and his shooting percentage was on par with Evan Turner.
With this kind of shooting rate, if the Nets don't lose 20 points, it's considered the Wizards are in poor condition or showing mercy.
Li Kaiming only played for 28 minutes and easily scored 29 points, 13 rebounds and 7 assists. His score was undoubtedly the highest in the game.
Lewis and Nick Young felt revived tonight and scored 16 points each. Sun Yue's performance had ups and downs. He only scored 7 points tonight and made 3 mistakes.
After the game, Evan Turner ran directly back to the locker room without even saying hello.
Tonight is so embarrassing!
Even a guy like Turner, who doesn't seem very smart, knows that he has lost all his face tonight!
America's media are not only good at sowing relations and making big news, but they are also good at stabbing people in the back and adding salt to the wound.
The local media in Washington published an article about Turner just after the game. It combined Turner's pre-game speech and on-field performance in the two games to give an in-depth analysis of Turner.
As for the results of the analysis, just read the last sentence of this article.
"In general, I think it is very unwise for Evan Turner to choose to bring his talents to the NBA. He is actually more suitable to be a comedian. As long as he retires now to act in comedy, I guarantee that in ten years Then we, America, will have our own Charlie Chaplin.”
Many readers laughed out loud at the end of the article!
What this reporter said is really damaging!
Perhaps Turner himself did not expect that because of this article, his nickname "Comedian" would accompany him throughout his career...
After defeating the Nets at home, the Wizards start again, this time in a back-to-back away game against the Charlotte Bobcats.
After having a "friendly discussion" with "Martial Saint" Jackson in the last game, Jackson turned into a clean player in front of Li Kaiming. His movements were so clean that it seemed like he had been like this since he entered the NBA. Playing ball.
It flows smoothly without any trace of awkwardness at all.
Look, these NBA stars can still hit the ball cleanly, it's just that there's no one to guide them.
Now Li Kaiming is willing to be the master who guides players to put down their butcher knives and become Buddhas on the spot. As for how to guide, it is naturally whoever has the biggest fist has the final say!
Jackson: Don't call me "Martial Saint", just call me Xiaojie...
Li Kaiming looked at his fists and elbows with some boredom. You see, this little hero is so inferior!I only gave you an cubit or two, but you still find me annoying...
Jackson felt the pain in his ribs and once again reduced the intensity of the fight.
Brother, you are my brother, let’s play well and not play with these nonsense, okay?
It is worth mentioning that in tonight’s game, Michael Jordan, the owner of the Bobcats and the biggest player in NBA history, also came to the scene. When Jordan came here, he just heard that the Wizards had a very powerful rookie this year. , after retirement, I am bored and come to see how young people are doing now.
Before coming here, Jordan was very disdainful: The NBA is really getting worse year by year. He dares to claim to be a historical rookie in anything. I think back when he averaged 28 points per game in his rookie season, did I brag about it?
But after watching the whole game, what impressed Jordan the most was not Li Kaiming's superb offensive skills, but his uncanny elbow...
This elbow seems to remind Jordan of some bad memories...
Danzi: Stop talking, my ribs hurt!
The next game is back at home against the New Jersey Nets in the same district. I wonder what kind of blockage the Evan Turner brothers, who worked in the New Jersey Steel Plant, will encounter this time?
The answer was soon revealed. Although the last time the New Jersey local media hyped the showdown between the No. [-] pick and the No. [-] pick, the final result made these media embarrassed. However, the second showdown was finally ushered in. As a media person, you naturally have to show your face. The fine tradition of keeping the city wall still thick began to hype the competition between Turner and Li Kaiming again.
The New Jersey Chronicle, the largest local media in New Jersey, started writing articles early. In their report, in addition to playing injured in the last game, Evan Turner also happened to have a bad touch that night. However, Turner still showed the strength of an All-Star. Under the targeted defense and double-teaming of all members of the Wizards, he scored very balanced statistics.
That defeat gave Turner a very strong motivation. After losing to the Wizards, Turner was the first to arrive at the training ground every day and the last to leave, just to wait for the day of revenge. And now, this The day has come!
To be honest, when Li Kaiming saw this report, he was ashamed of the reporter who wrote it!
Good guy, you really come right out of your mouth, you don’t need to draft your lies or bragging!
Turner, does he know that he is so awesome?
Why?Li Kaiming misunderstood Turner. As a No. [-] draft pick, he was a powerful player in college. How could a simple regular season game make him lose confidence in himself?
Everyone in the NBA is Jordan in their own story. If he was beaten down after a poor performance in a game, Turner would not be able to stand in the draft.
Besides, the local media in New Jersey had already made excuses for him, so he took advantage of the situation and said that he was fighting with injuries that day.
Although most of the media reports were nonsense, one thing was still very accurate, that is, after losing the duel with Li Kaiming, Turner started a devil-like high-intensity training. After half a After months of hard training, he feels that his strength has improved a lot. This time when he meets the Wizards, his performance will definitely not be as embarrassing as last time!
In addition to Turner's own hard training, Nets head coach Avery Johnson also said that the team's insufficient tactical preparations in the last game caused Turner to be surrounded by the Wizards on the court, resulting in his poor performance. Jia, and for this game, he specially formulated tactics for Turner.
The atmosphere has been heightened to this point, so the reporter at the pre-game press conference had to ask, "Evan Turner, will you perform better in tonight's game than last time?"
Evan Turner was full of confidence and looked at him with admiration after three days apart. I, Turner, was no longer the same Turner as before, so he agreed, "Of course, if I am healthy, no one in this league can guard me." Stay with me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire press conference fell silent.
Turner seemed to realize that he said something wrong, but he was not sure yet, so he turned to look at coach Johnson sitting next to him.
"Coach, is there anything wrong with what I said?"
Avery Johnson stared at Turner with a look that looked like a fool, and then sighed quietly, "No problem, as long as you are happy..."
With support from her coach, Turner was immediately happy.
Look, my coach said that my speech was correct, why are you all staring at me like I'm a fool?
The last reporter asked, holding back his laughter, "Are you healthy tonight?"
"Without a doubt, yes! I will make a killing in tonight's game...well..." Turner still maintained his super confidence, but he was interrupted by coach Johnson next to him mid-sentence. Covered his mouth.
Johnson's heart was broken at this time. Regardless of how well he played, he always felt that his No. [-] overall pick was a bit out of his mind...
Turner, who came to the home court of the Wizards with confidence, was radiant and completely different from the last game. He even dared to look at Li Kaiming during the pre-game warm-up!
However, after Li Kaiming saw Turner looking at him, he crossed his fingers, shook his wrists left and right, and moved his neck at the same time, as if he was doing warm-up exercises before boxing.
This set frightened Turner who was staring at Li Kaiming across from him. He quickly ran behind Brook Lopez next to him and hid behind him without daring to come out again.
Turner: It’s not that I’m timid, I’m really afraid of being beaten to death by this guy!
Ever since Li Kaiming knocked out Artest, his notoriety in the league has gradually spread.
As the saying goes, good things never go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles. This is so apt.
For someone like Turner, who can only sit at the children's table when eating, it was already a big improvement for him to dare to look at Li Kaiming before this game.
Everything was ready for the pre-match warm-up of both sides. The media in Washington and New Jersey were in place, ready to see what terrifying performance the healthy Turner could perform under the Wizards' defense!
In the end, the game ended. Those who watched the game, whether it was live or broadcast, had to take a breath!
Evan Turner is so terrifying!
The legendary "Healthy Turner", after half a month of devilish training and receiving special tactics specially developed by the coach, played for 34 minutes at the Wizards' home court at the MCI Center, taking 16 shots. He hit 14 irons, scored 5 points, 2 rebounds, 2 assists and 12 turnovers!
Not to mention whether the basket is crooked or not, this basket was almost exploded by Turner!
Before playing against the Nets in the future, the owner of the Wizards should insure the rim in advance. Otherwise, playing against the Nets would be equivalent to a major accident and it would be unbearable!
The whole game looks like this.
On the Wizards' side, there were constant sounds of swish, bang and other goals.
On the Nets side, there were sounds of hammering, bang, clang, etc.
This kind of extremely contrasting performance appeared in different halves of the same stadium.
In fact, it's not just Turner, the entire Nets team feels very bad.
首发的特拉维斯奥特洛全场出战32分钟8中1,德文哈里斯7中1,整个首发阵容里只有中锋布鲁克洛佩兹的命中率超过了百分之40……
In addition to the starters, the Nets' bench also played shit. Vujacic made 14 of 1 in the game, and his shooting percentage was on par with Evan Turner.
With this kind of shooting rate, if the Nets don't lose 20 points, it's considered the Wizards are in poor condition or showing mercy.
Li Kaiming only played for 28 minutes and easily scored 29 points, 13 rebounds and 7 assists. His score was undoubtedly the highest in the game.
Lewis and Nick Young felt revived tonight and scored 16 points each. Sun Yue's performance had ups and downs. He only scored 7 points tonight and made 3 mistakes.
After the game, Evan Turner ran directly back to the locker room without even saying hello.
Tonight is so embarrassing!
Even a guy like Turner, who doesn't seem very smart, knows that he has lost all his face tonight!
America's media are not only good at sowing relations and making big news, but they are also good at stabbing people in the back and adding salt to the wound.
The local media in Washington published an article about Turner just after the game. It combined Turner's pre-game speech and on-field performance in the two games to give an in-depth analysis of Turner.
As for the results of the analysis, just read the last sentence of this article.
"In general, I think it is very unwise for Evan Turner to choose to bring his talents to the NBA. He is actually more suitable to be a comedian. As long as he retires now to act in comedy, I guarantee that in ten years Then we, America, will have our own Charlie Chaplin.”
Many readers laughed out loud at the end of the article!
What this reporter said is really damaging!
Perhaps Turner himself did not expect that because of this article, his nickname "Comedian" would accompany him throughout his career...
After defeating the Nets at home, the Wizards start again, this time in a back-to-back away game against the Charlotte Bobcats.
After having a "friendly discussion" with "Martial Saint" Jackson in the last game, Jackson turned into a clean player in front of Li Kaiming. His movements were so clean that it seemed like he had been like this since he entered the NBA. Playing ball.
It flows smoothly without any trace of awkwardness at all.
Look, these NBA stars can still hit the ball cleanly, it's just that there's no one to guide them.
Now Li Kaiming is willing to be the master who guides players to put down their butcher knives and become Buddhas on the spot. As for how to guide, it is naturally whoever has the biggest fist has the final say!
Jackson: Don't call me "Martial Saint", just call me Xiaojie...
Li Kaiming looked at his fists and elbows with some boredom. You see, this little hero is so inferior!I only gave you an cubit or two, but you still find me annoying...
Jackson felt the pain in his ribs and once again reduced the intensity of the fight.
Brother, you are my brother, let’s play well and not play with these nonsense, okay?
It is worth mentioning that in tonight’s game, Michael Jordan, the owner of the Bobcats and the biggest player in NBA history, also came to the scene. When Jordan came here, he just heard that the Wizards had a very powerful rookie this year. , after retirement, I am bored and come to see how young people are doing now.
Before coming here, Jordan was very disdainful: The NBA is really getting worse year by year. He dares to claim to be a historical rookie in anything. I think back when he averaged 28 points per game in his rookie season, did I brag about it?
But after watching the whole game, what impressed Jordan the most was not Li Kaiming's superb offensive skills, but his uncanny elbow...
This elbow seems to remind Jordan of some bad memories...
Danzi: Stop talking, my ribs hurt!
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