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"2011 Staples All-Star Eastern Conference starting power forward, Li Kaiming of the Washington Wizards, 181 million votes!"

During the TV show, as soon as the host finished speaking, the entire studio fell silent. If you listened carefully, the only sound left was the heavy breathing of everyone!

Make history!

A new star is rising!

Sitting in front of the TV, Li Kaiming felt relieved!

At the same time, a long-lost system prompt also sounded in his mind.

[System]: Congratulations to the host, for completing the S-level mission, gaining 20 attribute points, 5 lucky wheel opportunities, and 600 points!

Entering the All-Star starting lineup is just the beginning of your NBA career. I hope the host will continue his efforts and create greater brilliance in his subsequent career!

When he saw the system prompt, Li Kaiming finally came to his senses!

A feeling of excitement that made his brain go blank began to stimulate him, making him breathe quickly and his heart beat faster!

All-star starters!I really did it!

Although there was a system task first, Li Kaiming was still a little unbelievable when he accomplished this seemingly impossible task!

This is an All-Star starter!

This represents the 10 most popular people in the entire NBA!

Of course, this is a bit absolute. After all, there is no competition between the stars in the East and West.

But the only thing that is certain is that Li Kaiming is definitely one of the five most popular people in the Eastern Division and the power forward with the largest number of fans in the Eastern Division!

For any player, this is the highest honor!

And it will take some time for Li Kaiming to digest the joy brought by this news...

Some people are happy and some are sad. Li Kaiming is happy, but as his competitors, Stoudemire and Garnett are about to start to worry!

Stoudemire, who was standing in front of the TV with the remote control in his hand, dropped the remote control in anger when he saw that his starting spot was snatched away by Li Kaiming!

Snapped!

"fxxk! I can't accept it! How could I lose to a rookie! This is impossible!"

The huge movement in the living room attracted the attention of Xiaosi's wife. Xiaosi's wife is a very typical Indian descendant. She has a beautiful face and a devilish figure that is bulging forward and backward.

At this time, she was wearing a simple bathrobe, carefully covering her sensitive parts, and she walked barefoot.

"Amare, what happened? You're so angry?"

She leaned down, revealing a piece of beautiful spring light from her loose bathrobe, and picked up the poor remote control that was smashed to pieces by Xiaosi on the ground.

"Alexis, my All-Star starting spot was snatched away by a yellow-skinned monkey!"

Xiaosi covered his face with his hands, lowered his head and sat on the sofa, and said in a painful tone.

Alexis Welch was also shocked when he heard Stoudemire's words, but as the woman of a big-name NBA star, he also had some knowledge of the more well-known stars in the league.

When she heard that her husband's All-Star starter had been robbed, a figure immediately emerged in her mind.

He had sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, a pair of charming eyes under the deep sockets, and a tall nose in the center of his face. Of course, what Welch remembered the most was this man's muscles that looked like human specimens, and his performance on the basketball court. Who else is more domineering than me!

Welch was conquered by Stoudemire. In addition to Stoudemire's money, another important reason was the violent performance of "Little Bully" Stoudemire on the court!

And now, the words "violent aesthetics" are more suitable in Welch's mind to describe this person than his husband...

But Welch was still a good wife and mother after all. She put the remains of the remote control aside, then slowly sat down next to Stoudemire wrapped in a bath towel.

With such a beauty by his side, if it were a normal Xiaosi, he would have been able to help himself and start frantically fighting for a, but today he really didn't have the intention.

However, Welch was able to stand out from a bunch of beauties and conquer Stoudemire, so she certainly has her own skills in coaxing men.

I saw Welch gently leaning his torso against Xiao Si's side, using the softest part of his body to clamp Xiao Si's upper arm, and after rubbing it up and down, he attached it to Xiao Si's ear with a little gasp. , said softly, "Isn't it just an All-Star starter? It happens every year. If it doesn't work this year, then next year. I believe in this man named Amare!"

Xiao Si was put through this operation, and the anger in his heart immediately dropped.

Seeing that his comfort was effective, Welch struck while the iron was hot and said in a more seductive voice.

"Amare, think of me as Li Kaiming! I'm wearing his jersey!"

This sentence completely defeated Xiao Si!

Hatred and flames intertwined, Xiaosi directly picked up Welch when the latter screamed, and then got into a bedroom nearby!

With the slamming of the door, the whole world fell silent!

Of course, it’s not quiet on the other side of the door!

I'll skip this paid program for now and turn my attention to Garnett.

After learning that the last All-Star starting spot belonged to Li Kaiming, Garnett also cursed secretly!

But he didn't break the defense that much. After all, even if it wasn't Li Kaiming, this All-Star starter wouldn't be his turn.

The worst result is that he can't even be a substitute. However, for Garnett, who has been an All-Star for many years, he is not bad as a substitute this time. What's more, he is not too young. It is always better to have less wear and tear. of.

Perhaps this is the legendary silver medal mentality.

In a game, the person most dissatisfied with the result is not the last place nor No. 3, but No. 2, because they will feel that they are just a stone's throw away from No. 1. As long as they "work harder", then The championship is yours.

In this competition for the All-Star starter, Stoudemire is the No. 2, while Garnett is the No. 3.

The news that Li Kaiming became the starter of the All-Star Game not only caused shock and pain to those involved, but also heated discussions from the outside world!

The vast majority of the media and live broadcast rooms directly ignored the next announcement of the Western Conference All-Star starters, and directly focused all their firepower on discussing Li Kaiming becoming the All-Star starter!

"David Stern must change the NBA All-Star voting system next year. A Chinese who plays a little better can be voted into the All-Star starter by the Chinese. I have no doubt that those crazy Chinese will vote next year. Vote this guy to be the top vote-getter!”

"It makes sense. Amar'e Stoudemire's loss was really unjust. The difference between him and Li Kaiming in the final number of votes was less than 14. If only the local votes of America were counted, then the winner would be There is no doubt that the person will be Amare!”

This statement that voting for Li Kaiming in China is akin to cheating has gained a lot of recognition.

Of course, in addition to those who questioned and ridiculed, there were even more people who congratulated!

Well-known American media including espn, tnt and cbs have put a news item on the top of their homepages.

"The new No. [-] pick makes history again and becomes the eighth person in history!"

The main content of this news is to talk about Li Kaiming's performance before the All-Star Game, and then say that Li Kaiming is the eighth rookie in history after Chamberlain, Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, Shaquille O'Neal, Grant Hill, Duncan and Yao Ming. Players selected as All-Star starters this season!

The previous seven people are undoubtedly famous figures in NBA history.

Except for Yao Ming and Hill, the other five people are ranked in the top ten in NBA history by major media!

And now, Li Kaiming has also joined this club!

As soon as the news came out, Li Kaiming's phone was immediately bombarded with calls!

Too many familiar and unfamiliar people called to congratulate him.

But for those who seemed to be really out of reach, Li Kaiming simply replied to a text message, while players with whom he had good relationships responded by phone one by one.

Elliot Williams: I'll do it!Brother, you are so awesome!When can I be like you?

Li Kaiming: I guess I have to wait until the next life...

Williams: If you don't tell the truth, we can still be brothers.

In this regard, Li Kaiming said: Instead of envying my brother, you should come over and hang out with me. Let's also play brother basketball.This is authentic brother basketball, not like some people who become brothers halfway through the game...

After listening to Li Kaiming's scolding reply, Williams laughed so hard on the other side of the phone.

Li Kaiming could even imagine this guy laughing and dancing on the spot.

Perhaps this is a common problem of the black race. They cannot stand and laugh...

The second call was made by Li Kaiming to his good senior Derrick Rose. Rose only said "Well done!" on the phone.

Li Kaiming said thank you and then hung up the phone. The main reason was that Ross was so bored off the court that Li Kaiming could fall asleep on the spot without drinking and chatting with him.

Of course, he also received congratulations from University of Memphis head coach Pastner.

Pastner: You kid is really getting better as you get better and better!This year you and Derek have really given our University of Memphis a face!Now Leonard, the old man, always says to everyone that our Tigers team has two All-Star starters. It seems that the noise you two will make will allow this old guy to live for two more years...

After hearing this, Li Kaiming's mouth twitched: Coach, can we not be so exaggerated? Besides, where is the team coach who hopes that his sports director will go to see God as soon as possible?

Moreover, Pastner also said that in order to thank Ross and Li Kaiming for helping the University of Memphis, the old man Leonard specially took two mugshots of Li Kaiming and Ross and placed them in the most conspicuous place in front of the school gymnasium, and it was said that one day The front of the photo is filled with all kinds of flowers.

Li Kaiming: ...

When he thought of that familiar yet weird scene, Li Kaiming immediately overturned Pastner's disrespect for Leonard just now...

Some people would be better off to see God as soon as possible...

Naturally, the heavyweight guest will be at the end. Jiang Shan's congratulations across the ocean made Li Kaiming relax. He had been tense in the past month, and he was like a ruthless playing machine.

In addition to competitions, there are also trainings, and I always have system tasks in mind.

Now that the system task has been completed, it stands to reason that he can relax temporarily, but the inertia of the human body still makes it difficult for him to adjust.

But after talking on the phone with Jiang Shan for half an hour, Li Kaiming felt that his body immediately became lighter.

Sure enough, behind every successful man, there is a great woman.