Reborn as Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, let’s see who can block my way

While Lu Bu was thinking about how to act literate, a voice saying hello sounded in his ears.

"Meet the general."

I saw a middle-aged man coming in at the door, dressed in gorgeous clothes, looking like a scholar and gentleman, and saluted Lu Bu.

"Well, don't blame me if you miss me from afar."

With a faint smile on his face, Lu Bu nodded gently and tried to act like a gentleman.

However, he didn't even raise his buttocks from his seat, but he said some unwelcome words, which made people feel awkward no matter how they looked at him.

Tian Su was a scholar and was slightly dissatisfied with Lu Bu's behavior, but he didn't show it.

After asking his servants to arrange tea, Lu Bu accompanied Tian Su to brag. After chatting for a few words, Tian Su's brows furrowed even more tightly, and he didn't behave very respectfully in his words and deeds. .

This Tian Su has been reading the books of saints and sages since he was a child. He speaks what he wants when he opens his mouth and walks in a square step.

But although our Lu Bu has received modern compulsory education and knows the Pythagorean Theorem and other knowledge, he can't talk about poetry and songs at all.

Seeing the disdainful expression on Tian Su's face, Lu Bu felt a little embarrassed. He scratched his head and thought to himself: "I was talking to this gentleman about the good taste of girls from that brothel, but this guy obviously doesn't know anything. He is really stupid.

This is how to do?By the way, memorize poetry.Thanks to the poems that the Chinese teacher forced me to memorize. "

"Two orioles sang in the green willows, and a row of egrets climbed into the sky...." Just do it as you thought. After thinking for a while, Lu Bu suddenly thought of this sentence.

"what?"

Sitting on his seat, Tian Su half-closed his eyes and had his mouth curled up just now, looking down on Lu Bu's culture. But after hearing his poem, he suddenly opened his eyes and screamed.

"What?" Lu Bu was startled by Tian Su's voice and stopped to finish reciting the poem.

"Hiss! Two orioles are singing in the green willows, and a row of egrets are ascending to the sky." Taking a breath of cold air, Tian Su muttered again, looking at Lu Bu with a shocked expression.

"Good poetry, good poetry!"

Chen Gong, who was accompanying the guest at the side, had just wanted to pass a small note to Lu Bu, but now he was also stunned.Looking at Lu Bu stupidly, he didn't even recognize him.

"May I ask General, who wrote this poem?" Tian Su straightened up and asked respectfully, changing his disdainful expression.

"Of course it's me!" Lu Bu said loudly and confidently, patting his chest arrogantly.

"Really? With all due respect, I'm afraid the general can't write this poem. There must be someone else, right?" Tian Su looked like an old scholar at first glance, and he spoke directly.

"Of course it's true, why do you look down on others?" Lu Bu said, but he wanted to laugh in his heart.

I'm sorry for this guy, he doesn't think this is his own poem at all.I have to say that although this man is pedantic, he is quite accurate in reading people. How could he possibly be able to compose poetry?

"Two orioles sang in the green willows, and a row of egrets climbed into the sky. That, that..."

Tian Su meditated on this poem again, but Tian Su hesitated. No matter how pedantic he was, he concluded that Lu Bu's culture could not write such a good poem, but he did not dare to question it again.

"You still don't believe it." Lu Bu leaned on the table carelessly and turned to Chen Gong and whistled ruthlessly, "Gong Gong, do you believe it or not?"

"Ah? Haha, General, the artistic conception of this poem is really good. From a literary point of view..., from a practical point of view... I can still feel the poet's heart..."

Chen Gong talked nonsense for a long time, but did not say that this was a poem written by Lu Bu.

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense." Listening to what Chen Gong said, Lu Bu felt that his Chinese teacher had said these words.

His grandma, I have to say, talent is talent, and she is so damn accurate at judging people. How could she be so sure that it was not written by me?

Lu Bu felt very funny, and turned to ask Zang Ba and Hao Yin: "Do you think this poem was said by me?"

"Nonsense, of course it's a poem written by the general." Zang Ba said confidently as he slapped the table.

"I dare to conclude that the poem was written by the general. I just heard it with my own ears that you, the general, said it first, and Mr. Tian said it last.

Whoever said it first was the one who did it. Could it be that Master Tian Su did it? "Hao Yin was also very supportive and explained to Tian Su sternly.

"Haha." A close friend!Lu Bu smiled, these two living treasures 'understood' him.

"That?"

Since he could see through Lu Bu's cultural level, Tian Su could also see the level of Zang Ba and Hao Yin, but he felt a little unconfident due to the impassioned speeches of these two people.

"Mr. Tian, ​​if you don't believe this is a poem written by me, you can go out and ask who has written this poem, and ask what the last two sentences of the poem are.

In a few days, I will announce the next two lines of my poem when I compete with the Yu family at the Linglong Martial Arts Arena! "

Lu Bu, who was very playful, wanted to imitate Zhuge Liang and shake a feather fan, but there was no such thing on his desk.

He looked down, picked up the document reported by his subordinates, and waved it twice randomly.

"Don't dare, don't dare! The general is very knowledgeable, but he keeps it secret. I was just rude!" After hearing Lu Bu's words, Tian Su thought the former was angry, so he quickly apologized.

"do not."

Raising his hand to stop Tian Su's salute, Lu Bu looked carefree, tilting his neck up a bit in a condescending manner, with a rogue smile on his face.

"You'd better go out and ask around. In ten days, I will publish the following two poems. I want to see who can write them better than me.

I wanted to buy hundreds of your top weapons!But if you don’t trust me, we won’t be able to do business in the future! "

After speaking, Lu Bu signaled his men to see off the guests!

"Hundreds of top-notch weapons?" Hearing this, Tian Su felt regretful.

Of course Tian Su knew that it was impossible for Lu Bu to buy hundreds of top-level weapons, and top-level weapons were not so common.

On the market, in addition to the common knives, guns, and swords, there are top-level weapons in circulation. More top-level weapons are heirlooms and are used to save lives.

Despite this, it is conceivable that what Lu Bu is talking about must be a large and very big business. Could it be that this business will delay him?

Moreover, he also shoulders the important task of allying with Lu Bu to fight against the Yu family and the Huang family, which is no small matter!

"General..."

Tian Su stood up and saluted. Tian Su nervously wanted to salute, but was interrupted by Lu Bu waving his hand.

"Alas!" Tian Su sighed after being sent out and looked back.

"Is that poem really written by Lu Bu? It seems that I may have made a mistake. An inch has its own merits, and a ruler has its own merits. People should not be judged by their appearance!

I can only go back and prepare a generous gift, and come back to apologize in two days! "

After seeing Tian Su off, Chen Gong approached Lu Bu with a sour expression, rolled his eyes and said, "General, that poem just now was so good!"

"Of course, sir, do you know the last two lines of this poem?" Hearing the sourness in the words, Lu Bu smiled happily.

"I don't know!" At the first moment, Chen Gong guessed that this poem was definitely not written by Lu Bu.

So Chen Gong thought that Lu Bu had other advisers. It was okay for a man to have three wives and four concubines. It was normal for a general to have multiple advisers.

But Chen Gong was thinking blindly and had other advisers without telling him, which really made him feel a little sour!