Reborn as Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, let’s see who can block my way

When people eat whole grains, they inevitably have to eat, drink, poop and sleep.

Lu Bu was not exempt from this. As soon as he relaxed his body, he laughed so hard that he farted with a "Peng" sound.

For a moment, the venue fell into silence, and everyone looked at Lu Bu awkwardly.

Normally, Lu Bu wouldn't care about farting at all.

But now that he was establishing his prestige, he was inevitably a little embarrassed, so he secretly winked at Zang Ba.

After receiving the signal from Lu Bu, Zang Ba understood that the time had come for him to save face for his leader.

He was stunned for a moment, and Zang Bafu was so moved that he patted the table and took care of everything.

"This fart the general put is mine!"

Everyone was collectively confused.

Hearing this, Hao Meng quit and grinned: "Are you speaking human language?"

Turning to face everyone, he puffed out his chest and said arrogantly: "Don't get me wrong, everyone, the general's fart just now was caused by me."

Puchi!

Everyone couldn't help it anymore, they slapped the table and burst out laughing. Li Dian laughed the most and even got under the table.

Lu Bu shrugged.

Yes, what I just said was in vain.

After laughing and scolding everyone, the generals laughed even more. Lu Bu rolled his eyes, planning to show his talent and shock everyone.

He also likes to show off.

Lu Bu, who traveled through time, knew that at this moment, Cao Cao was attacking Xuzhou, and his lair was empty, making it easier to attack.

So I want to test everyone.

Lu Bu pressed his hands together and said loudly: "Where should we go next? Do you have any suggestions?"

Seeing Lu Bu's question, the generals laughed and did not dare to go too far, so they returned to their seats and began to think hard.

Seeing everyone's puzzled thoughts, Lu Bu was very proud. It was so fun to have the convenience of this prophet.

You should give them a hard time, and finally give the correct answer yourself, so that your subordinates can see what wisdom is.

Gao Shun's eyebrows twitched slightly, as if he thought of something, and he cupped his hands and was about to answer.

Lu Bu hurriedly pointed at the former, indicating that he could not speak.

Gao Shun is a very smart person. He shouldn't think in advance about how to act cool at that moment.

"Come, whisper in my ear."

Gao Shun leaned over and said he was going to fight Yanzhou.

"Depend on!"

Lu Bu cursed secretly, famous generals are just beasts, he can think of all these things.

No, I'm done pretending today.

"Don't say anything, I'll test the others."

Just as Gao Shun was sent away, Cheng Lian also came over. After listening to his words, Lu Bu sighed again and pointed aside.

"Go, go over there and wait and don't say anything. I'll test the rest."

Immediately afterwards, Zhao Yun also came over...

"Go, go over there, I'll test the rest."

Not to be outdone, Zang Ba, Hao Meng, and Li Dian ran to Lu Bu before the guards. The three of them murmured for a while, and they all agreed to go to Xuzhou.

"Haha, go back and think again."

Soon, Lu Bu no longer had much excitement to show off.

Because the famous generals on the table became Zang Ba, Hao Meng, and Li Dian.

Being more powerful than the three of them, Lu Bu couldn't find any sense of superiority.

mmp.

Lu Bu glanced at Li Dian. The young man was bursting with growth hormone. He was already growing beards at a young age, and looked like he had dropped out of school at a young age.

Li Dian: "Hey, I heard that the truth is in the hands of a few people. Let's go to Xuzhou to fight Cao Cao."

Oh, I’ve heard a lot about it.

Lu Bu scolded: "What the hell, go back and trim your hair and beard. Otherwise, if others see you, they will think I have raised an orangutan."

Li Dian giggled and touched the tea cup, brushing aside his beard, intending to take a sip of tea to hide his embarrassment.

But he was surprised to find that his cup was empty.

Li Dian was puzzled as he flipped the teacup up and down.

No, after the servant brought the water, I didn’t take a sip. Why was the water gone?

Did the servants look down on themselves because they forgot to pour water?

Impossible. Li Dian shook his head again. He remembered it very clearly. He even took a special look at it. The water was definitely full.

But in the blink of an eye, why was the water gone?

I touched the table again, and there were no water stains on it, which meant it was definitely not spilled.

Where did the water go?Looking around, Li Dian's eyes were full of darkness. Could it be that he had seen a ghost in broad daylight.

Why did the tea in the cup mysteriously disappear?

Why is it so dark in broad daylight?

Thinking of ghosts and gods again, Li Dian's hair suddenly stood up, he jumped up suddenly and shouted loudly.

"There are ghosts."

Hearing Li Dian's voice, Zang Ba and Hao Meng jumped up, holding weapons in their hands to protect Lu Bu.

Gao Shun and others also hurried over and surrounded Lu Bu.

Lu Bu, on the other hand, just twitched his eyebrows in confusion. With his strength, he didn't notice any danger, so it must be that there was no danger.

"what's the situation?"

Li Dian stood up, hurriedly brushed away the long hair and beard on his face, and took a closer look.

"Hey, why am I sitting in the seat in front of Brother Cheng Lian?"

It turned out that Li Dian got up to finish talking to Lu Bu, and when he came back, his eyes were blocked by his hair and he couldn't see clearly, so he was in the wrong position.

Cheng Lian had already drank all his water.

After listening to Li Dian's account, everyone hurriedly pushed him to the ground and cut his hair and beard short. They were afraid that if there was a war in the future, he would be ruined if he poked the wrong person.

Li Dian, who had his hair cut short, looked around and smiled happily: "Wow, the weather is so sunny!"

Lu Bu curled his lips and rubbed his face vigorously. He was so depressed!

There is no point in surpassing such a person.

I have completely lost interest in showing off.

Turning around, he saw Gao Shun and others, who seemed very proud. Lu Bu then thought about it, you thought of going to Yanzhou, while I went to Xuzhou instead.

Yanzhou is empty, so I just won’t go.

Moreover, Lu Bu thought about it carefully and realized that there were many advisors and generals of Cao Cao in Yanzhou, and they might not be able to defeat them.

On the contrary, it is Xuzhou. Tao Qian, the old man, will return to the west soon. It can be said that he has an excellent plan to occupy Xuzhou by himself.

Moreover, Liu Bei is also in Xuzhou. If we can take the opportunity to kill him, it will be a good harvest.

"Report, there is someone who claims to be Zhang Miao's younger brother, Zhang Chao, and wants to see the general." The scout suddenly ran over.

Lu Bu nodded in agreement: "Bring it."

After listening to Zhang Chao's words, the generals were extremely happy. It turned out that Zhang Miao wanted to serve as an internal agent to welcome Lu Bu as the shepherd of Yanzhou.

Everyone advised one after another: "Haha, General, God is really helping us! We can get Yanzhou without any effort. Let's set off immediately."

"Wait a minute."

Lu Bu closed his eyes to rest, rubbed his fingers, and thought about where he was going.

The time traveler Lu Bu knew that it was true that Zhang Miao rebelled against Cao Cao. In history, it was because of him that Lu Bu easily conquered Yanzhou, Puyang and other places.

But history ultimately proved that Lu Bu failed at that time.

Now if I try it again, will I definitely succeed?

Really bad.

In this case, why waste Zhang Miao's internal response?

Keep him, maybe it will work wonders.