Reborn as Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, let’s see who can block my way

"Who are you to talk nonsense here?"

Ling Tu hasn't been in Luoyang recently and doesn't know the fat-faced Zang Ba.

"Excuse me, sir, do you have an asshole?"

At this time, another burly man stood next to Zang Ba, but his temperament was very gentle. He greeted Sha Zong and the two very politely.

"You? Who are you?"

Ling Tu had never experienced such an insult before, and he immediately became furious and took a few steps forward.

I want to teach this big fat man a lesson.

Lu Bu stood up abruptly: "Ling Tu, I am now the commander-in-chief of the entire army, but you have repeatedly disobeyed my military orders.

You are still making a fuss in front of me today, kneel down. "

Seeing Lu Bu's sudden anger, Sha Zong and Sha Zong immediately understood that today was something the former had planned for a long time.

"Okay, okay! Lu Bu, you are not able to command the army well, and all of us are not convinced.

Guys, do you think so? "

Ling Tu jumped up and shouted.

Sha Zong's big red nose immediately turned red and he echoed Ling Tu's voice loudly.

Zang Ba and Hao Yin also shouted loudly, supporting Lu Bu's leadership.

"No, no, you gave birth to a child without an asshole. We all obey the command of General Lu."

If in the past, there were only two voices from Sha Zong in the big tent, everyone would have no choice but to oppose Lu Bu.

Today, with Zang Ba and Hao Yin taking the lead, nearly one-third of the fence-sitters turned to Lu Bu, and one-third remained silent.

After seeing the atmosphere in the big tent clearly, Sha Zong felt a chill in his heart and felt that something was not good.

Lu Bu shouted again: "Kneel down!"

"Uh…"

By now, Ling Tu was also a little scared, and he took a step back unconsciously. He turned around and thought of his army of cronies outside the camp, and felt confident again.

Ling Tu pointed at Zang Ba and the other two.

"Lu Bu, who are these two people? They are making a big fuss in the camp. Don't you punish them instead of punishing us alone?"

"Of course we are all generals under Grand Master Dong. We discuss matters in the camp. How can you say that we are making a fuss?"

Lu Bu was about to explain, but Hao Yin took the lead to explain.

Hao Yin was relatively reliable at the critical moment. He did not say that he was Lu Bu's confidant, but moved Dong Zhuo out.

"You are a shitty general. If you want to convince me, first ask about the sword in my hand."

Ling Tu was really anxious. He thought Hu Zhen was still alive. Lu Bu must have been afraid of Hu Zhen and did not dare to force them too much.

"Okay, let me see what your sword looks like."

Hao Yin is also full of force, and he has never been afraid of fighting.

Seeing that the situation between the two of them seemed to be turning into a martial arts contest, Lu Bu smiled. A martial arts contest would be a good deterrent to the entire army.

Hao Yin's force might be slightly inferior, but Zang Ba would definitely have no problem defeating Sha Zong or Ling Tu.

It can be said that the counselors and generals in the big tent are all people who lick blood from their swords, and they are more willing to watch the martial arts contest.

The two of them hit it off immediately, and with a wave of his hand, Lu Bu led everyone out of the tent, ready for a duel.

"You little asshole-less boy, you have to compete with me first."

As soon as Lu Bu led the people out of the tent, a dark figure appeared next to him.

This man has a tiger-like head and a full beard. He is none other than Li Dian, a young boy.

Ling Tu had been insulted repeatedly today, and the fire in his heart could not be suppressed for a long time. Now when he saw a boy with newly grown hair dared to insult him, he shouted and rushed over with a knife.

"The spear is still there!"

Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. Li Dian screamed and stabbed Ling Tu's heart without blocking him.

Li Dian is not good at marksmanship, but his advantages are outstanding. He is not afraid of death, has great strength, and moves forward bravely.

Looking at the spear that came suddenly, Ling Tu had been on the battlefield for a long time, and he didn't notice this shot at all.

With his eyes cold, Ling Tu twisted his body to the left, and with a big knife in his hand, he rushed towards Li Nod and slashed at him unstoppably.

Just when Ling Tu thought he could easily deal with Li Dian, a strange situation suddenly happened.

There was a sudden pain in my right ankle, and I couldn't use any strength. My body couldn't control it at all.

At this moment, Li Dian's spear had already stabbed Ling Tu to the core.

Seeing the sudden scene, everyone took a deep breath.

The four demon gods under Hu Zhen who were blown up to the sky were actually killed by a child with one move. This child was really too strong, wasn't he?

The famous generals above the first-class level all vaguely felt that something was wrong.

But most people thought that Ling Tukong had a good name but lacked strength.

Many people looked at Li Dian with shocked eyes, thinking to themselves: Could there be another genius boy in the army?

Little did they know that just now Lu Bu saw that Li Dian was in danger and casually flicked the melon he was eating towards Ling Tu's right ankle.

Lu Bu is an all-rounder with top martial arts skills. When it comes to hidden weapons, he can be considered a super... top hidden weapon master.

The moment just now was a piece of cake for him.

"Haha, even someone with Ling Tu's strength dares to challenge us. Sha Zong, you..."

Hao Yin stood up happily and patted Li Dian on the shoulder, then looked back at Sha Zong.

Sha Zong was a very deep man, and his red nose, which had been so angry just now, instantly turned white.

Without wasting a second, he fell to his knees with a plop: "General Lu, I am willing to be punished."

"Uh, are you going to kneel now?"

"Haha...people without assholes just can't do it."

Zang Ba laughed.

Sha Zong has experienced dozens of battles, big and small, and he has seen too many people who are desperate to save face and suffer.

He kept in mind the principle of keeping the green hills and not having to worry about running out of firewood.

"Okay, as an important general, as long as you obey my military orders from now on, we can make great achievements together."

Lu Bu was happy to see Sha Zong suddenly surrendering to him.Knowing that Sha Zeng's previous crime was not punishable by death, Lu Bu thought for a while.

"Seeing that you have a good attitude in pleading guilty, I will give you a hundred military sticks today."

After listening to Lu Bu's words, the sand trail was circled. A hundred military sticks, even if they can't be beaten to death, they will be crippled.

The reason why he immediately changed his attitude and knelt down in front of Lu Bu was purely as a delaying tactic.

He just hopes that he can return to his army smoothly, and then go to win over the army of Ling Tu and others, and then discuss the following matters.

"General, General, spare your life."

Sha Zong had no other choice but to kneel down and beg for mercy.

Here we can see the difference between generals and ordinary people. Those who lead troops as generals cannot be benevolent as women at critical moments.

Before Lu Bu took his own time travel, he was a bad boy who littered everywhere, was always late for class, and would get into group fights when he had nothing to do.

But he is still an ordinary person after all. As long as others give in, he will really soften and let them go.

As a result, you will often miss the opportunity to kill the enemy and put yourself in a dangerous situation.

There was a Hongmen Banquet ahead, and Xiang Yu misplaced Liu Bang!

It seems like it will happen again today, Lu Bu misplaced the sand!

"You really know what's wrong?"

Lu Bu's inner thought was that most of the troops here were Sha Zong's men. To win over the latter, he would win over the army.

"Really, I really know I was wrong."

"Haha, then give me fifty military sticks."

Sha Zong smacked his lips, fifty army sticks were enough for him.

Then he crawled two steps towards Lu Bu and kowtowed to him vigorously.

"General, general, I really know that I was wrong."

Lu Bu was a little embarrassed: "Will you listen to me in the future?"

Lu Bu was now completely deceived by Sha Zong's performance.