Reborn as Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, let’s see who can block my way

When Guan Yu and Zhang Fei saw Liu Bei put down his chopsticks, they also quietly gave a thumbs up.

Big brother is smart!

Avoid dropping chopsticks and arousing Cao Cao's suspicion.

Cao Cao: "The only heroes in the world are your envoy and Cao Er!"

After scratching his head, Cao Cao was interrupted by Liu Bei's interest, and what he said was meaningless.

Click!

As soon as Cao Cao finished speaking, there was a thunderbolt that was deafening.

Everyone couldn't help but look up.

Bang!

At this time, there was another sound in everyone's ears. Everyone was suspicious and looked down hurriedly.

It turned out that the thunder startled Liu Bei so much that he sat down on the ground and was rubbing his butt with a frown on his face!

Seeing their eldest brother fall to the ground, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei did not help him, but quickly lowered their heads in embarrassment to look at him!

Depend on.

It’s so embarrassing!

They suddenly suspected that the elder brother's words about Lu Bu made him drop his chopsticks in fear. It seemed that this was not the case at all!

The eldest brother is simply afraid of thunder.

……

The news of Lu Bu's victory and return to the army caused the whole Xuzhou to boil.

There were lights and colorful decorations everywhere, and the people were singing and dancing like a festival, welcoming Lu Bu's return.

Mi Zhu from the Mi family and Cao Bao from the Cao family were indescribably happy when they received the news.

They are Lu Bu's in-laws, and they are completely tied together.

If Lu Bu can win, they will naturally be able to rise with the tide.

Besides being happy, Chen Deng and his son were also grateful.

After all, Chen Deng was not optimistic about Lu Bu at first. If it weren't for Zhao Yun, he would probably have defected to Cao Cao.

Judging from the final result, Chen Deng really feels lucky for himself.

Even Tao Qian, who was hiding at home to cultivate immortality, was very pleased. He looked up to the sky with excitement and sighed.

"Dianwei Immortal didn't lie. The choice of Lu Bu was indeed right!"

On the day Lu Bu came back, a banquet was held in Xuzhou, and everyone was very happy.

Seeing that it was already getting late, Mi Zhu stood up and said, "My lord, you are tired from traveling and riding, so you should go and rest quickly."

Hearing Mi Zhu's words, Cao Bao's eyes moved and he stood up and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, go and have a rest!"

"Hey, I won't come home until I'm drunk tonight. My eldest brother doesn't need to rest." Zang Ba refused with a blushing face.

Cao Bao: "Hey, I'm thinking of my lord, so I should go back to my room and rest early."

"Okay then, I'll go back first."

Seeing that it was Cao Bao and Mi Zhu who were trying to persuade each other, Lu Bu was such a smart man!

He was so blessed that he touched his nose and smiled knowingly, knowing that it was indeed time for him to go back.

Of course, going back is not about resting.

Instead, he has to continue fighting, with his lovely wife still waiting for him!

"No, we brothers had so much fun drinking together today, why don't we go back and do this shit!"

However, Zang Ba was still very ignorant and grabbed Lu Bu's clothes and refused to let him go.

"Stop pulling."

The smart Hao Meng grabbed Zang Ba and kicked him in the butt

Zang Ba patted his butt and asked angrily: "Why are you kicking me?"

Hao Meng shook his head with a lewd smile: "Just don't stay, brother will be busy when he gets back soon!"

Zang Ba: "What are you busy with?"

"The eldest brother is a family man. What do you think he can do?"

Seeing that Zang Ba was still stubborn, Hao Meng became angry and said, "Brother is going to chop the dumpling stuffing when I go home tonight!"

After scratching his head, Zang Ba opened his mouth, hugged Hao Meng and said in surprise: "Hey, your metaphor is very vivid."

As the saying goes, little is better than a newlywed.

Lu Bu hadn't had sex for a long time, and he felt very happy when he saw his beautiful concubine.

Lu Bu was hugging a beautiful woman, carefree and at ease.

"General, I was so worried about you while you were away that I couldn't sleep well at night."

Cao Xiaoling was like a cute cat, rubbing against Lu Bu's chest.

"Ling'er is so considerate."

Lu Bu took a breath, lowered his head slightly and asked Mi Ying: "Then are you worried about me?"

Mi Ying on the left rubbed Lu Bu's shoulders and pursed her lips.

“Of course, we are already your people.

I don’t expect you to get rich, but be sure to pay attention to safety! "

Lu Bu was a little moved when he heard his beloved concubine's words.

Others are more happy for their victory and those who truly love themselves.

He will not care about how much he has achieved, but will care more about his own safety.

"Keep rubbing your shoulders!" Feeling Mi Ying stop, Lu Bu turned around to urge her.

"Yes."

Mi Ying deliberately hit him hard with her hands, and Lu Bu laughed loudly. Her strength didn't hurt at all.

That night, Lu Bu fought for three hundred rounds!

Lu Bu didn't go out for several days.

Lu Bu had long forgotten that he had agreed to rescue Kong Rong in Beihai. He just wanted to be happy now.

A few days later, in the early morning, with the bed behind him in chaos, Lu Bu walked out of the door with satisfaction and boredom.

The midday sun was so bright that he couldn't keep his eyes open. Lu Bu exhaled a breath and frowned, feeling that he had been so depraved these days!

How can you do this yourself?

Because you are addicted to women, don’t you want to have a great career?

Lu Bu clenched his fists.

swear.

Become a gentleman from today on.

When Lu Bu was eating at noon that day, he suddenly smashed his mouth.

I thought: Today's vow is a bit sudden, do I need to do a ceremony or something first?

Yes, let’s do a ceremony first.

Lu Bu chuckled, stood up, and called Mi Ying and Cao Xiaoling over again to continue some wonderful exchanges.

Be a gentleman again tomorrow!

Only now did Lu Bu understand that there really was a reason why the mediocre emperor did not go to court!

Because being stupid is so cool.

After repeating this for several days, Lu Bu slowly began to handle official duties.

In the meeting hall, Lu Bu was summoning Xu Chu, Dian Wei and others.

Dian Wei raised his hands and bowed: "My lord."

It has been a long time since the capture of Dian Wei, and Lu Bu gave him high standards.

And because Dian Wei was convinced of Lu Bu's force and Xu Chu's brainwashing for days, he had agreed to surrender.

Lu Bu was very happy about this. He pretended to be a big shot and approached Dian Wei, smiling and patting him on the shoulder.

Are you saying it's cold?Are you still used to it?Are there any girls you like? If you are interested, please wait.

Feeling the care of the leader, Dian Wei felt like a spring breeze and his eyes were filled with tears.

Dian Wei: "Lord, I have something to do."

"But it doesn't matter."

"My family are all in Yanzhou now. If word of my surrender comes back, I'm afraid my family will not be safe.

Therefore, I think I will not come forward when fighting Cao Cao in the future. "

Hearing this, Lu Bu touched his chin and fell into deep thought.

Dian Wei can say such words, it can be seen that he is a magnanimous person, which is much better than someone who agrees to surrender on the surface and causes trouble behind the scenes.

Lu Bu knew that in order to restrain his generals, princes usually kept their families in the base camp as hostages.

This is understandable, even Lu Bu himself did this.

For example, this time the families of Xu Chu and Li Dian were placed in reliable places.

The benefits of this method can be seen through Dian Wei. Although Dian Wei himself has decided to surrender, he still has scruples in his heart.