Reborn as Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, let’s see who can block my way
Chapter 65 Lu Bu’s fart
Looking at Zhao Cen who was still showing off, Lu Bu began to give full play to his fine virtue of bragging.
He boasted that he knew that each of the princes had more than a dozen generals and 6 or [-] troops, and that the eighteen princes had almost a million troops.
And once, Lu Bu came out of seclusion and encountered several enemy generals. The opponents were so powerful that he almost couldn't come back.
Lu Bu spoke and gestured, saliva flying everywhere.
Ye Yun, the clever guy next to him, also understood what Lu Bu meant after seeing it, and would interject a few words from time to time to show that the latter was right.
Then Lu Bu and others were surprised to see that the coward Zhao Cen could no longer pretend anymore. The calm expression on his face soon turned from sunny to cloudy.
It seems that to add more strength, it will have to rain heavily.
Although Dong Zhuo told Zhao Cen before leaving, there were only a makeshift 20 people outside the customs.
As long as he holds on, Hulao Pass will definitely be fine, but Zhao Cen doesn't particularly believe it.
No problem, you big fat man can move the capital?
Information exchange was inconvenient in ancient times, and each scout probed for different information. As soon as Dong Zhuo left, Hulao Pass's military morale was already unstable.
Now Lu Bu said that there were millions of people outside. Although Zhao Cen didn't believe it was millions, he was sure that there must be a lot of people.
Lu Bu saw that he had almost said it, then he smiled indifferently and held his hands in admiration.
"If I don't have talent, it will be difficult for me to defeat the enemy troops outside the Pass. General, you must be confident, right?"
"Uh?"
Zhao Cen almost cried when he heard Lu Bu's words.
Lu Bu, who was known as the Flying General, admitted that he could not defeat the opponent.
I am so half-hearted and have no confidence in myself.
As for Yu Tao's matter, as Ye Yun said, if Zhao Cen really wanted to hold him accountable, he would have sent troops to capture Lu Bu directly.
It's just that he doesn't dare, so I can only come over today to go through the process and pretend to criticize him.
If Zhao Cen doesn't express his position at all, how can other subordinates in Hulao Pass take care of him.
Now after listening to Lu Bu's bragging, Zhao Cen felt that his life was in danger and he couldn't bring up Yu Tao's matter again.
"General Lu, you and I will guard Hulao Pass together. If you have any good strategies for retreating from the enemy, please give me your advice.
If you can succeed, I will definitely ask for your merit in front of the Grand Master. "
Looking at Lu Bu expectantly, Zhao Cen hoped that the former could give him some confidence.
Lu Bu: "Okay, you and I hit it off as soon as we met, so I'll call you Brother Zhao in private.
So I will say something from the bottom of my heart. If there is anything wrong, Brother Zhao should not blame it. "
"No blame, no blame, dear brother, please tell me."
Hearing that Lu Bu was calling him brother, Zhao Cen felt warm in his heart and hurriedly pricked up his ears, wanting to hear Lu Bu's clever plan.
Lu Bu looked around and waved to his attendants to let them out. Even Ye Yun was kicked out.
Finally, Lu Bu came close to Zhao Cen's ear, lowered his voice, and said something mysteriously.
"Really? Who?"
Hearing Lu Bu's words, Zhao Cen's pores exploded, his eyes opened wide, full of fear, and his voice trembled.
He was originally afraid of the enemy troops outside the pass, but he didn't expect to get the so-called top-secret information from Lu Bu.
How could he not be frightened.
In fact, Lu Bu said a few simple words: "Be careful, there is a mole!"
Seeing Zhao Cen so scared that he almost peed his pants, Lu Bu felt happy, but his face remained calm, pretending to be very concerned.
"Brother Zhao, why do you think the Grand Master still left me in Hulao Pass? That's because he wanted to investigate this matter.
It's just that I don't have any eyebrows yet, but I can already confirm that there is a mole. I hope the general will pay more attention to avoid allowing the enemy to attack from both inside and outside.
In addition, this is the top secret in the military. You must not tell others, otherwise our army may be in chaos first. "
"Oh, I will definitely keep it a secret. I'll leave it to brother Lu to investigate the traitor!"
Zhao Cen nodded repeatedly, looking like a good student, and his eyes were twinkling when he looked at Lu Bu.
As he spoke, Zhao Cen picked up a cup of tea, shook his head, took a sip, and spat out two mouthfuls of tea foam. Immediately, he seemed to remember something?
"Brother Lu, I have arranged a lot of spies in the army these days, but I haven't found any trace of the mole.
How do you tell there's a mole? "
Hey!I underestimate this Zhao Cen, Lu Bu thought to himself.
It seems that the generals who can stand alone are indeed smarter than me, and I will have to learn more in the future.
I have to start preparing for the placement of eyeliners in the future.
"Ahem, what about this? Listen."
When asked by Zhao Cen, Lu Bu suddenly couldn't remember what to say, so he had to raise his hands and pretend to listen carefully.
In fact, Lu Bu was thinking about what to say to stop him, and he was probably making up a lie so that the other party would see through it.Zhao Cen is just timid, obviously not a fool.
then what should we do?
"You didn't hear anything? It's quite quiet!"
Zhao Cen pricked up his ears and listened for a long time, but of course he heard nothing.
Lu Bu: "Just be quiet."
"I would like to hear the details." Zhao Cen became even more confused.
Lu Bu: "There is no drill in the military camp. Why is it so quiet? There must be something wrong."
"Oh, yes, why don't you practice anymore?" Zhao Cen frowned.
Nonsense, Lu Bu caused such a big incident in Hulao Pass yesterday, and still has no explanation. Who has the time to practice?
"Brother Zhao, you don't have to worry."
Afraid of letting Zhao Cen figure it out, Lu Bu quickly interrupted his thinking.
"Please leave most of the army to me for training, and then I will check it carefully in the past few days. There will be good results."
"All right!"
Zhao Cen had no fighting spirit now. It was rare for a strong man like Lu Bu to be enthusiastic about him. He was flattered and agreed, so he agreed.
The two talked for a while, and then Zhao Cen stood up and left.
Lu Bu walked to the door, and before Zhao Cen left, the former said mysteriously: "Brother Zhao, you should listen carefully when you go back.
You will find that many situations in the military camp can be judged by the sound. "
Zhao Cen nodded with sudden realization, raised his head again, stood on the street and listened attentively, with a mixture of fear and sorrow on his face.
The people around him didn't make a sound and pretended to listen.
At this quiet moment, a loud noise suddenly "jumped" from the middle and lower part behind Lu Bu.
"what sound?"
This loud noise became the last straw for Zhao Cen. His body trembled in horror and he looked around.
Then, before the embarrassed Lu Bu could say anything, Zhao Cen was so frightened that he walked towards the carriage in three steps at a time. In a hurry, he pulled his right foot over with his left foot.
"Oh, the enemy is coming."
At this time, Zhao Cen didn't care about his dignity, climbed into the car and ran away!
this?
Lu Bu, who stayed where he was, was a little confused. He really didn't do it on purpose.
In the conscience of heaven and earth, Lu Bu is just a time traveler, not a god.
So, apparently he can't control his farts either.
At that time, I just felt it, and Lu Bu didn't want to suppress himself, so he let it go.
I didn't expect it to be so loud.
"Haha, whether this coward Zhao Cen can survive depends on his own choice."
He boasted that he knew that each of the princes had more than a dozen generals and 6 or [-] troops, and that the eighteen princes had almost a million troops.
And once, Lu Bu came out of seclusion and encountered several enemy generals. The opponents were so powerful that he almost couldn't come back.
Lu Bu spoke and gestured, saliva flying everywhere.
Ye Yun, the clever guy next to him, also understood what Lu Bu meant after seeing it, and would interject a few words from time to time to show that the latter was right.
Then Lu Bu and others were surprised to see that the coward Zhao Cen could no longer pretend anymore. The calm expression on his face soon turned from sunny to cloudy.
It seems that to add more strength, it will have to rain heavily.
Although Dong Zhuo told Zhao Cen before leaving, there were only a makeshift 20 people outside the customs.
As long as he holds on, Hulao Pass will definitely be fine, but Zhao Cen doesn't particularly believe it.
No problem, you big fat man can move the capital?
Information exchange was inconvenient in ancient times, and each scout probed for different information. As soon as Dong Zhuo left, Hulao Pass's military morale was already unstable.
Now Lu Bu said that there were millions of people outside. Although Zhao Cen didn't believe it was millions, he was sure that there must be a lot of people.
Lu Bu saw that he had almost said it, then he smiled indifferently and held his hands in admiration.
"If I don't have talent, it will be difficult for me to defeat the enemy troops outside the Pass. General, you must be confident, right?"
"Uh?"
Zhao Cen almost cried when he heard Lu Bu's words.
Lu Bu, who was known as the Flying General, admitted that he could not defeat the opponent.
I am so half-hearted and have no confidence in myself.
As for Yu Tao's matter, as Ye Yun said, if Zhao Cen really wanted to hold him accountable, he would have sent troops to capture Lu Bu directly.
It's just that he doesn't dare, so I can only come over today to go through the process and pretend to criticize him.
If Zhao Cen doesn't express his position at all, how can other subordinates in Hulao Pass take care of him.
Now after listening to Lu Bu's bragging, Zhao Cen felt that his life was in danger and he couldn't bring up Yu Tao's matter again.
"General Lu, you and I will guard Hulao Pass together. If you have any good strategies for retreating from the enemy, please give me your advice.
If you can succeed, I will definitely ask for your merit in front of the Grand Master. "
Looking at Lu Bu expectantly, Zhao Cen hoped that the former could give him some confidence.
Lu Bu: "Okay, you and I hit it off as soon as we met, so I'll call you Brother Zhao in private.
So I will say something from the bottom of my heart. If there is anything wrong, Brother Zhao should not blame it. "
"No blame, no blame, dear brother, please tell me."
Hearing that Lu Bu was calling him brother, Zhao Cen felt warm in his heart and hurriedly pricked up his ears, wanting to hear Lu Bu's clever plan.
Lu Bu looked around and waved to his attendants to let them out. Even Ye Yun was kicked out.
Finally, Lu Bu came close to Zhao Cen's ear, lowered his voice, and said something mysteriously.
"Really? Who?"
Hearing Lu Bu's words, Zhao Cen's pores exploded, his eyes opened wide, full of fear, and his voice trembled.
He was originally afraid of the enemy troops outside the pass, but he didn't expect to get the so-called top-secret information from Lu Bu.
How could he not be frightened.
In fact, Lu Bu said a few simple words: "Be careful, there is a mole!"
Seeing Zhao Cen so scared that he almost peed his pants, Lu Bu felt happy, but his face remained calm, pretending to be very concerned.
"Brother Zhao, why do you think the Grand Master still left me in Hulao Pass? That's because he wanted to investigate this matter.
It's just that I don't have any eyebrows yet, but I can already confirm that there is a mole. I hope the general will pay more attention to avoid allowing the enemy to attack from both inside and outside.
In addition, this is the top secret in the military. You must not tell others, otherwise our army may be in chaos first. "
"Oh, I will definitely keep it a secret. I'll leave it to brother Lu to investigate the traitor!"
Zhao Cen nodded repeatedly, looking like a good student, and his eyes were twinkling when he looked at Lu Bu.
As he spoke, Zhao Cen picked up a cup of tea, shook his head, took a sip, and spat out two mouthfuls of tea foam. Immediately, he seemed to remember something?
"Brother Lu, I have arranged a lot of spies in the army these days, but I haven't found any trace of the mole.
How do you tell there's a mole? "
Hey!I underestimate this Zhao Cen, Lu Bu thought to himself.
It seems that the generals who can stand alone are indeed smarter than me, and I will have to learn more in the future.
I have to start preparing for the placement of eyeliners in the future.
"Ahem, what about this? Listen."
When asked by Zhao Cen, Lu Bu suddenly couldn't remember what to say, so he had to raise his hands and pretend to listen carefully.
In fact, Lu Bu was thinking about what to say to stop him, and he was probably making up a lie so that the other party would see through it.Zhao Cen is just timid, obviously not a fool.
then what should we do?
"You didn't hear anything? It's quite quiet!"
Zhao Cen pricked up his ears and listened for a long time, but of course he heard nothing.
Lu Bu: "Just be quiet."
"I would like to hear the details." Zhao Cen became even more confused.
Lu Bu: "There is no drill in the military camp. Why is it so quiet? There must be something wrong."
"Oh, yes, why don't you practice anymore?" Zhao Cen frowned.
Nonsense, Lu Bu caused such a big incident in Hulao Pass yesterday, and still has no explanation. Who has the time to practice?
"Brother Zhao, you don't have to worry."
Afraid of letting Zhao Cen figure it out, Lu Bu quickly interrupted his thinking.
"Please leave most of the army to me for training, and then I will check it carefully in the past few days. There will be good results."
"All right!"
Zhao Cen had no fighting spirit now. It was rare for a strong man like Lu Bu to be enthusiastic about him. He was flattered and agreed, so he agreed.
The two talked for a while, and then Zhao Cen stood up and left.
Lu Bu walked to the door, and before Zhao Cen left, the former said mysteriously: "Brother Zhao, you should listen carefully when you go back.
You will find that many situations in the military camp can be judged by the sound. "
Zhao Cen nodded with sudden realization, raised his head again, stood on the street and listened attentively, with a mixture of fear and sorrow on his face.
The people around him didn't make a sound and pretended to listen.
At this quiet moment, a loud noise suddenly "jumped" from the middle and lower part behind Lu Bu.
"what sound?"
This loud noise became the last straw for Zhao Cen. His body trembled in horror and he looked around.
Then, before the embarrassed Lu Bu could say anything, Zhao Cen was so frightened that he walked towards the carriage in three steps at a time. In a hurry, he pulled his right foot over with his left foot.
"Oh, the enemy is coming."
At this time, Zhao Cen didn't care about his dignity, climbed into the car and ran away!
this?
Lu Bu, who stayed where he was, was a little confused. He really didn't do it on purpose.
In the conscience of heaven and earth, Lu Bu is just a time traveler, not a god.
So, apparently he can't control his farts either.
At that time, I just felt it, and Lu Bu didn't want to suppress himself, so he let it go.
I didn't expect it to be so loud.
"Haha, whether this coward Zhao Cen can survive depends on his own choice."
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