Reborn as Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, let’s see who can block my way

Looking around at the endless grass, Lu Bu confirmed that he was indeed lost.

"What should I do?"

Lu Bu looked at Ye Yun helplessly.

Ye Yun scratched his head: "Let's make a fire and cook! Look slowly, you can always get out."

Nonsense, Lu Bu rolled his eyes at Ye Yun. He has more than 1 troops, and he will definitely be able to get out if he slowly searches for them.

But my time is precious. Sun Jian may have arrived in Luoyang now and is putting out the fire.

If there is a slight delay, Sun Jian might take the imperial seal and send him to Liu Biao to die.

Can you afford to wait?

Lu Bu was worried and distressed. He didn't know if there was any time traveler who was more unlucky than himself.

Other time travelers may not be very good at mathematics, physics and chemistry.But just like knowing in advance that he was going to travel through time, he knew the history of the Three Kingdoms well, and even remembered the little corners.

The most awesome thing is that you never forget anything and don’t fit into the forgetting curve at all.

It doesn't work anymore when I look at Lu Bu. He only remembers the general outline of things, but not the road at all!

People are like iron, food is like steel, and it is getting dark soon.Lu Bu Zhihu ordered to set up camp on the spot and rest for one night before searching again tomorrow.

It was dark at night and there was no other way to go. The soldiers threw a few more.

In this way, Lu Bu and his many macho soldiers lived a savage life for one day and two nights.

On the morning of the third day, Lu Bu got angry when he needed to be angry and cursed when he needed to, but he still couldn't find the way.

Sitting helplessly on the ground, Lu Bu was bored, and he no longer had any high hopes for the Imperial Seal.

"Report to the general, good news!"

At this time, a soldier ran over from a distance with a smile on his face and shouted loudly.

"What good news?"

"Have you found your way?"

Before Lu Bu could say anything, Zang Ba, Ye Yun and others hurriedly gathered around, looking at the soldier expectantly.

"No way found."

Lu Bu scolded: "What good news is that?"

"I just learned that there are people in our army who know the way."

"What?" Lu Bu and others asked in unison.

Either stupid or stupid, this was Lu Bu's first impression of that person.

It's not that Lu Bu likes to speak ill of people behind their backs, it's that everyone has been lost for nearly two days, and now they say they know the way. They are not fools.

Then, Lu Bu was surprised to see a few old men walking over there, and he had a bad feeling in his heart.

Could it be that the deaf uncle knows the way?

As the old saying goes, an old horse knows the way, and so should an old man.

Lu Bu tried Lao Ma yesterday, but Lao Ma thought the wilderness was his home, so he didn't go anywhere.

It's a pity that Lu Bu was so angry yesterday that he forgot about the non-deaf man. In fact, he didn't want to remember the non-deaf man from the bottom of his heart.

Since the deaf uncle received Lu Bu's approval, he sat on the carriage with greater peace of mind and followed the movement of the army.

You chase Luo Wan, and the uncle who is not deaf will follow Luo Wan in the car.

You are walking around in the wilderness, and the deaf uncle will follow you around without making any noise.

These old men, Uncle Deaf, have poor hearing and a bad temper. Even his son Pangbu was unwilling to talk to them, so they had no idea that the army had lost their way in the past two days.

They thought they were going to fight or something, but the old men were very excited about the war.

They joined the army since Emperor Huan of the Han Dynasty and fought for half their lives. When they were old, they were placed in Hulao Pass.If there had been no war, he might have spent his remaining years there.

After the battle of Hulao Pass, Pangbu was filial and worried about his father's safety, so he took them out.

At first, the deaf old man refused to leave. The old man was very stiff and said that he wanted to protect Hulao Pass, which even Dong Zhuo could not bear.

Pombu lied to them about going to war.

From then on, Uncle Deaf and a few others were obsessed with going to war.

This morning, the deaf man was sitting in the car. When he saw the environment outside, he was very puzzled: "Why have the army been surrounding here for the past two days, circling more than ten times? What on earth is the army going to do?"

The confused uncle called his son Pangbu, and everyone was excited to know that there was someone in the army who knew the way.

"Haha, young man, thanks to your cushion, otherwise I wouldn't have told you how to get out, old man."

When he came up to me, the wrinkled old man, who was not deaf, still looked stubborn and said arrogantly.

"Hey, hey, uncle, I'm here."

After taking a few steps forward, Lu Bu patted the deaf old man who spoke to Zang Ba again, and said weakly.

"Uh!"

Everyone was holding their foreheads, but the old man couldn't see clearly. Could he know the road?

"Dad, are you sure you know the way?"

Pang Bu, who brought the deaf uncle here, was worried that his father would make Lu Bu angry by talking nonsense, so he confirmed with the former again.

The deaf old man: "What?"

"Is it okay?"

Seeing the hearing of the deaf uncle, Lu Bu was a very angry military commander and his patience was very limited.

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious. I'll translate for you." Next to the old man who is not deaf, there are also a few old men, who should be the old brothers of the former.

After glancing at these old men, Lu Bu quickly nicknamed him "Uncle Fatty" in his mind.

"He can't even hear it, how can you translate it?" Lu Bu was a little impatient.

"Young man, do you know lip reading?" The fat man smiled proudly, turned to the non-deaf man, and said word by word: "Are you sure you know the way?"

"Huh! It's very familiar!" Sure enough, the non-deaf man could understand it.

Damn it, Lu Bu didn't expect this move and laughed out loud in surprise.

It's just that chickens don't pee, each has his own way.

“I’m not bragging to you, I don’t dare to talk about the entire Han Dynasty, but there is no road around Luoyang that I don’t know.

I remember that back then, I had a period of burning passion here.

Back then, I was still young, and Gao Cuihua was also young..."

Hearing this, Pang Bu, who had a dark face, interrupted: "Dad, my mother's name is not Cuihua!"

"Oh, haha, talk too much, talk too much."

Since the deaf man knew the way, Lu Bu didn't care about his nonsense and let them lead the way.

The uncle who was not deaf would have taken the car, but the fat uncle had a good physique and always followed on foot. He also carried a single-eared halberd that was considered a fourth- or fifth-rate grade.

Being able to use fourth- and fifth-rate weapons, it seems that the fat uncle should have had two brushes when he was young.

From this point of view, the fat uncle should be the guard of the deaf uncle.

Ye Yun walked in front, and the fat uncle followed behind carrying a halberd.

However, the fat man had a good physique, but his eyes were not very good. He accidentally poked Ye Yun who was walking in front with his halberd.

Ye Yun was angry and asked him to put the weapons in the car.

When he heard that he was about to disarm his weapon, the fat man's eyes widened, and a domineering temperament that did not belong to an elderly person emerged.

He patted the one-eared halberd vigorously and said loudly: "While the halberd is still there, the head can be cut off, but the halberd cannot be dropped!"

"Okay, okay, then don't put the halberd head forward, or you may hurt me. Hold it the other way, so that the halberd handle faces forward."

Perhaps because he admired the fat uncle's temperament, Ye Yun had no choice but to agree.

The fat uncle happily agreed.

But after walking a few steps, Ye Yun finally couldn't bear the fat man behind him and turned around and shouted: "The handle of your halberd hit me again."

As soon as these words came out, there were boos and all the sergeants looked forward with a smile.

"What? Ji?"

Hearing Ye Yun's words, the fat uncle smiled sheepishly.

"Hehe, you little kid is so stupid. I'm not like you young people. My baby hasn't been erect for many years. How can I still poke you?"

At this point, Ye Yun would not leave the front even if he died.