Academician of a Great Power: Reborn as an Educated Youth in 1977

Chapter 542: Exploding fart

Su Long had a mournful face, "Why do you even say that, Mr. Lin?"

"If you think my family will be happy after I marry her, then I'll go for it! Sacrificing my own freedom is nothing, as long as I can strengthen my family!"

"Come on, don't act like you were so heroic and sacrificed your life."

Ye Shuai slapped Su Long on the shoulder, "You should speak for yourself. I'm embarrassed to tell Mr. Lin."

Su Long quickly realized what was going on.

"Let me tell my own embarrassing story?"

"Tell it to everyone as a New Year's joke. If you don't want to tell it to Mr. Lin, can I call a few more people to come over and listen to it together?"

"That won't work."

Su Long knew that Ye Shuai was not just joking, he could really do such a thing.

"Mr. Lin, let me tell you, you must keep it secret, otherwise I will be embarrassed if this gets out!"

Lin Ze nodded: "Why do I say this if I have nothing to do?"

"Last year I was blown up by a firecracker."

"Really or not? Is it serious?"

Ye Shuai covered his mouth and said, "It's serious. It's a little bit serious, but it's not very serious."

Although the other party was trying his best to hold back his laughter and pretended to be quite serious, at first glance it was just fake.

Later, Ye Shuai couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing, and was punched twice by Su Long.

"You're really going to be blown up. If you can laugh like this, could your clothes be blown off?"

"That's not true, but the location of the explosion is a bit awkward!"

"Everyone was hit accidentally, and his fart exploded! Hahahahaha!"

After Ye Shuai finished speaking, he couldn't help but burst into laughter and burst into tears.

Lin Ze couldn't help but flash a picture in his mind.

Su Long was walking leisurely on the street, still holding New Year's goods in his hand, when suddenly two little boys ran past him. He was wondering what happened and did not move forward. He only heard a bang. ring!

He felt chilly at the back, but when he looked back, he found that the debris exploded from the second kick had burned his pants.

There were no more and no less, there were two more holes, and the two pure white balls were exposed, including the flowery pants worn underneath, all could be seen clearly.

Su Long immediately cried and said: "It's not the fault of those two children. They set off the cannons before and they had to put them in a box. How could I know that there were two kickers in it? I still thought about going back. Take a look."

"Fortunately you weren't in a hurry at that time, otherwise..."

Ye Shuai patted the other party's shoulder: "Otherwise, there would be no need to hold the wedding this year."

Su Long immediately punched Ye Shuai, and Ye Shuai hid behind Lin Ze.

"Mr. Lin, save me!"

"Look at him..."

"Okay, it's you..." Lin Ze couldn't help but laugh when he thought of that scene.

Especially Su Long, who looked dumbfounded and stood there, being laughed at by a few brats.

At that moment, I probably didn’t even know what was going on, but it was so unlucky to celebrate the New Year. Most people really don’t encounter this kind of situation.

What made Su Long even more desperate was that two of them were children from his second brother's family.

I didn't even have time to cover my butt, I just covered my head and ran home in despair.

I don’t know if he was recognized by the other children, or by his second brother’s kid.

Then he really has no face to see anyone!

"In other words, Su Yu and the others don't know about this?"

Su Long said calmly: "Of course I don't know. If other people knew, wouldn't they laugh at me every year?"

"You are indeed miserable. You don't have any hidden problems in your butt, right?"

Su Long curled his lips: "Are you serious when you say this?"

"Absolutely serious, I'm afraid you'll do something bad."

Lin Ze said slowly: "After all, that firecracker can smash glass, and it is very thick glass. How powerful do you think it is? That thing is dangerous. From now on, you must not be curious, otherwise curiosity will kill the cat."

Just as Su Long was about to be moved, Lin Ze couldn't hold back his laughter and laughed again, "Of course, if there is nothing wrong with the explosion, it would be bad to have a scar on your butt. Otherwise, if your wife asks you in the future, you won't be able to explain it. …”

"If there's anything you can't explain, just say it's a medal left behind!"

Ye Shuai couldn't help laughing, and even attracted some people's attention.

"You kid, are you my real brother?"

"Yes, yes, okay, let go. Don't set off any more firecrackers this year. I've prepared fireworks for you."

"That's for kids to play with!"

Ye Shuai covered his mouth and said: "I forgot, fireworks can also blow up farts! And they have stronger combustion properties."

"Break off our relationship, I want to break off our relationship with you!"

After chatting with the two for a while, Su Longji asked Lin Ze about something, and the two entered the study.

“It’s already the Chinese New Year, and we still don’t want to stop!”

Lin Ze wiped away the sweat from his forehead and didn't know what Su Longji wanted from him.

"Keeping Tingting here during the Chinese New Year this year is really a selfish move on my part."

After Lin Ze came in, Su Longji solemnly expressed his position.

"If you want to go home next year, then go home."

Lin Ze thought it was something, but it turned out to be this.

"Did you hear something?"

"I just think it's unfair to her. Xiao Sheng came over and told me about this just now."

Lin Ze didn't say much, just nodded.

After leaving the study, Wang Tingting suddenly let out an ouch!

Seeing her sitting on the ground with her legs spread apart, everyone gathered around nervously, "How are you doing? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

A stream of water flowed out, and the ground was instantly moistened.

"The amniotic water broke!"

"Hurry to the hospital."

It happens to be New Year's Eve, so this kid is so lucky.

Su Long and others hurried out to call for a car. Soon the car was ready, and several grown men drove Wang Tingting into the car.

Wang Tingting is in pretty good condition and can still move even if her amniotic water breaks.

It's just that she gave birth to twins, which made her look a little weak.

After getting in the car, we quickly drove to the hospital.

Lin Ze was responsible for accompanying him along the way. When he passed by, he had quickly prepared everything needed for hospitalization.

These things had been prepared and stuffed into a large package on the eve of Wang Tingting's delivery.

Nowadays, you just need to stuff two random things, pick up the package and go.

Seeing Lin Ze carrying a large package into the car and leaving with everyone, even the men in the Su family felt ashamed.

When their wives gave birth, was Lin Ze so prepared?

Ye Sheng and Su Longji also went together.

But since the bus could not accommodate so many people, they took two separate buses.

Seeing Lin Ze busy, both of them felt relieved.

Wang Tingting married the right person!