The villains are holding hands, shaking their hands

【007】What does it have to do with me?

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing the repeated task of robbing the heroine's money. You will be randomly rewarded with ten yuan in cash. Please check it carefully. 】

Ten yuan plus ten yuan, Tang Zhi's property instantly changed from one yuan and twenty-eight cents to twenty-one yuan and twenty-eight cents!

"Let's go, let's break up." After Tang Zhi accepted the money, he immediately relaxed his legs, waved his hands, and led everyone home.

"Mom, these five yuan are for your household use." After returning home, Tang Zhi immediately began to divide the spoils, first giving five yuan to Tang's mother, and then one yuan to Tang Xiaoliu, "Xiaoliu, this is a reward for you, just now Good performance.”

Mother Tang confiscated the money, "This is what you came for, keep it for yourself."

Tang Xiaoliu looked stupid, scratched his head and drooled and said: "Hey, I don't want money, I want to eat chicken."

Tang Zhi sighed exaggeratedly and said in a pretense of sadness: "Mom, you don't want anything I give you. Are you treating me like an outsider?" Tang Zhi spoke with a northeastern accent and spoke more authentically than the original owner.

"Don't talk nonsense, mom just accept it!" Mother Tang quickly took the money and praised happily: "My daughter is really becoming more and more filial, and she knows how to give money to mom."

Tang Zhi smiled, turned to look at Tang Xiaoliu, put the money into his hand, and said surprisingly: "Give this money to Mom, and say buy two meat buns from Mom's place, look. Mother, are you willing?"

Tang Xiaoliu especially listened to Tang Zhi's words and immediately handed the money to Tang's mother and said, "Mom, buy two meat buns to eat. The meat buns are delicious."

Mother Tang rolled her eyes, took the money quickly, and said at a loss of whether to laugh or cry: "Okay, okay, I'll give it to you."

Tang Zhi took Tang Mu to the kitchen again, pointed to the old hen in the corner whose neck he had broken, and said, "Mom, eat chicken."

"Ah, where did the chicken come from?" Mother Tang was startled, "You killed our chicken?"

"No, it was stolen from next door." Tang Zhi continued to smile.

"What?" Mother Tang was stunned, her voice dropped quickly, and she said with a hint of excitement, "This, if this is discovered..."

"You do it now. If you die without any evidence, it will be fine if you find it." Tang Zhi said confidently.

"Yes, there is no evidence for death, I will stew it now!"

Tang's mother moved quickly, and Tang Zhi left the kitchen with relief, and met the complicated gazes of the rest of the Tang family.

"Sister, did you really go next door to steal the chicken?" Tang Xiaoqi asked cautiously.

Tang Zhi clicked his tongue in his heart, it was bad that this house was too small, anything he said could easily be heard.

Tang Zhi found a comfortable place for himself to sit down. He didn't reply. Instead, he pointed at Tang Xiaoliu and asked, "Xiaoliu, do you want to eat chicken?"

"Think!" Familiar routine, familiar taste.

"Then tell me what you did wrong just now. If you say the right thing, you can eat chicken." Tang Zhi asked again unexpectedly.

Tang Xiaoliu looked confused, "I, I didn't do anything wrong."

"Think carefully. If you don't think about it, there will be no chicken to eat." Tang Zhi smiled and looked threatening, which is really hard to describe.

Tang Xiaoliu felt aggrieved instantly and cried: "I didn't do anything wrong. I was obedient and listened to my sister. I did whatever my sister told me to do. I didn't do anything bad."

Tang Zhi said without changing his expression: "What I asked you to do was the wrong thing. You were obedient, but you also did the wrong thing."

The Tang family, except for Brother Tang, were all here at this time. After hearing this, they all looked at Tang Zhi speechlessly.

You know it's wrong, but you still ask someone to do it, and then you say they're wrong after it's done. What's wrong with that?

"I, did I do something wrong?" Tang Xiaoliu was completely confused. His mind was not one that could reason.

Tang Zhi sighed and said proactively: "It's wrong to light a fire at will, and it's wrong to steal. You have to be obedient when I ask you to do it, but if someone else asks you to do it, you must not do it. Do you understand?"

Tang Xiaoliu turned his mind around a lot, and finally concluded, "I know, I just listen to my sister and not anyone else!"

"Can I just take other people's things?" Tang Zhi asked, raising his eyebrows.

"Take it if you let me, and don't take it if you don't let me!" Who said Xiaoliu was stupid? Look at how perfect this answer is.

"Yes, remember this sentence, I will take you to have a good time!"

Tang Zhi was satisfied, but the rest of the Tang family were even more speechless. Is it really appropriate to fool a little fool like this?

"Let's let's let the chicken stewed with mushrooms be ready."

The Tang family had a very sumptuous lunch, not only a dish of chicken stewed with mushrooms, but also stir-fried cabbage and meat crumbs and wild vegetable and potato soup. The richness was almost as rich as the old Tang family's New Year's Eve dinner.

Everyone in the Tang family ate with their mouths full of oil. Only Tang Xiaoliu's face was full of oil, which made everyone feel disgusted.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing the repetitive task of eating the hostess's chicken. Two sets of cotton jackets and trousers and five pairs of cotton shoes will be randomly awarded. Please check carefully. 】

Just as the sound of the system ended, the sudden sound of the tractor began, and Tang Zhi suddenly felt a bad feeling.

Sure enough, a moment later, someone outside the door shouted: "Is Comrade Tang Zhi at home? Your godfather has mailed a package to you!"

"I@#¥...&*()!!!" Tang Zhi cursed and rushed out, "Little useless thing, you have to thank yourself for being a garbage system. As long as you have a body, I will tear you apart. !”

Tang Zhi once scolded the system for scolding the postman, "Which post office are you a postman for? Are you allowed to deliver packages by shouting like that? If you shout like that again, I'll beat you up!"

The postman looked innocent, blinking his big eyes like a little fool, and asked very mechanically: "Are you Comrade Tang Zhi? Your godfather..."

Oh shit!

"Shut up! I am, give me the pen and I will sign for it right now!" Don't be angry, this is just a tool controlled by the system!

The package was still taken in by Brother Tang San and Brother Tang respectively. Tang Muhu asked, "Xiao Wu, where did you get your godfather?"

"One day I rescued an old man with a brain problem. The old man called everyone he saw "grandpa." Over time, everyone called him "grandpa." After Tang Zhi finished speaking, he added with a look of sympathy: "Well, I He is kind-hearted and always meets people who need help.”

After finishing speaking, Tang Zhi didn't look at the faces of everyone, and quickly opened the package and said, "Mom, look at what's in this package. It looks like there are a lot of things."

When the package was opened, the most eye-catching thing was the two sets of cotton-padded jackets and trousers, one set in bright red and the other in bright purple, which was so festive that it made people faint.

"The system is rubbish. What about random rewards? If you hadn't cheated, I would have written the Chinese character "Tang" upside down!" Tang Zhi couldn't hold it back and began to scold the system again.

[Write it, what does it have to do with me! 】The system couldn't hold it back, and a northeastern accent came out!

Who are you looking down on? I really thought the system couldn’t speak!

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