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Chapter 355 The soul boy who talks nonsense

When the two of them met the soul boy, they had already put on new clothes prepared for them by the hotel.The meeting place was set to be the room of the Witi.

After entering, what comes into view is the living style of the Witi people. Although they are good at doing business and are very rich, the style of their houses is more low-key and luxurious.

"I would like to introduce each other to you. These are my earthly human friends, Mr. and Mrs. Chu, and these are my soul-child friends, the Fumei brothers. The Chu couple are very interested in the culture of your soul-child people. I hope you can be here today. It was a very enjoyable conversation.”

In fact, the Witi man himself wants to bridge the gap between the two parties. If there is a transaction, he does not mind charging some weak intermediary fees.It's just a pity that the Lingtong people didn't bring too many things at all. In the words of the Fumei brothers themselves: They originally wanted to go on vacation, so they didn't bring so many things.

Only a ghost can believe this. Who would travel to a garbage planet?

In this case, either they don't intend to sell it, or they have already sold it out.

But no matter which possibility it is, Qin Liuchen and Chu Bai intend to "make friends" with these soul boy brothers!

The brothers thought the same way, "Hello, my earthling friends, I really appreciate your spirit of not being ashamed to ask questions. I have always felt that earthlings should not be a symbol of cunning. You are very good at learning. There are many liberal arts in our culture. The tolerant side, I believe you will like it very much.”

No, my friend, you haven't noticed that these two earthly humans sitting in front of you are pretending to talk to you, and they have long complained about you to death.

"I think there is one thing you can learn from, and that is the rules!"

What?This sudden change in painting style really made Qin Liuchen and Chu Bai not adapt well, but what exactly did he mean by the rules?

In the next period of time, the eldest of the Fumei brothers was heard talking about how men were superior to women for a long time. Qin Liuchen once thought that this man was misogynistic?

It's already the interstellar era, and thousands of years have passed. How come there is still this idea that men are superior to women?

"Girls should read more about the precepts for women to be women, study at home, and take good care of their husbands and children."

Qin Liuchen felt that this world was so magical. Thousands of years later, she told him from an alien that he should read more female precepts and that he should marry his husband and raise his children. What nonsense! ! !

Okay, what follows is pure nonsense from the Fumei brothers. Qin Liuchen and Chu Bai were almost petrified when they heard it.

In addition to this, he also talked about a lot of bad habits, such as the waist corset in the Middle Ages, "As the saying goes: The king of Chu had a thin waist, and many people died of starvation in the palace. Tens of thousands of years ago, girls' waists were mainly slender. , because there is such a tradition, we later invented the waist corset. Long ago, we no longer had a slender figure and a small appetite. Of course, in the later stages, most of us can improve it by consuming nutrient solutions. This is actually why we particularly like the slender appearance. women’s reasons.”

After hearing this, the three Weiti people clapped nearby to show that they thought the story was wonderful. "We have been to the galaxy of the Soul Boy people before. Most of the women's waists were very thin. At that time, they thought it was strange. Now I hear that there is such an allusion." .”

"Haha, as the oldest race in the universe, we have a cultural inheritance, so let us last forever. No matter how many interstellar wars, it is impossible for us to die. Our race is the first to discuss beauty, whether it is a man Women all have the right to love beauty. This is equality between men and women. But it’s a pity that we still have a technology that has been lost, alas.”

Here the Fumei brothers sighed in unison, and the Witi people quickly asked what kind of technology it was.

"Of course it's the technique of binding feet. There are beautiful trees and flowers in the backyard, golden lotuses and Pan Lihua step by step, and dragons, pans and tigers perched on the mountains are picturesque. Alas, this is what our ancestors described as the beauty of foot binding. Lotus grows at every step. This is another It is known as the three-inch golden lotus." As he talked, he showed off the size of the three-inch golden lotus and the exquisite embroidered shoes. Oh, the embroidered shoes are still red~

"Ah, with such small feet, this technique must be difficult, right?" It was probably the first time for the Witi people to see the normal size of the three-inch golden lotus, and they couldn't help but exclaimed.

"Yes, lotus flowers grow at every step, and men and women walk gracefully and gracefully. However, due to the war, this technology was completely lost, and later evolved into high shoes and flower pot bottoms. You see, these are worn by men. Shoes, here are for women, most men wear shoes with white silk stockings." Well, this time the picture shown by Fumei was renovated.This picture should be of the type of high heels commonly worn by French men in the 67th century.This time, Qin Liuchen and Chu Bai applauded them, at least they were of the same era.

"On the other hand, men's aesthetics are much higher than women's. Of course, now we don't need to use this external method to show the beautiful existence in our original tradition."

As they said that, they stood up and let the people next to them take a look at their feet. Oh my God, they were really the size of a three-inch golden lotus. They were paired with high heels. This was acrobatics. Aren't you afraid of twisting your feet?

Seeing the people next to them sometimes amazed and sometimes dumbfounded, the Fumei brothers all felt that cultural self-confidence is a wonderful thing.

Qin Liuchen: I think they all stole bad habits, which is not bad.

Chu Bai: Haha, not only did they steal bad habits, but they also had no cultural heritage and couldn’t even read poetry.

The two verses quoted by the Fumei brothers actually have a strong sense of irony. The former is an irony that is good at others, and others are eager to imitate it.As for the latter, Jinling, the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties, couldn't help but sigh, "There are many sad poems, and the jackdaws are setting in the dangerous city. The phoenix does not arrive on the empty platform, and the swallows fly to the common people's homes, and the hatred is all over the world." It is more euphemistic to use the past to satirize the present, but Look at the flowers in the backyard and Pan Yu'er, they are all the sounds of national subjugation.

I don’t understand the meaning contained in it, but I just take the literal meaning. Seeing that there is a meaning of Bu Bu Jin Lian in it, it is really ridiculous to use it directly.

Qin Liuchen: This is not binding the feet, it is clearly binding the cerebellum! !

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