I am a heartthrob in Kuaiwen

Chapter 1: Tiandao Hua and I will go home after we finish.

Su Xiaoxiao traveled through time and entered the body of a wild boar that had cut off its lifeblood in order to practice cultivation.Su Xiaoxiao was very sad. Before she traveled through time, she had been imagining that if she really traveled through time, she would wear something unprecedented and unparalleled. It would be best to become the kind of heroine in the novel, every second of the day. In the air, there are many beautiful men around her, and they are extremely loyal to her. She can be called God's daughter.

Now that the previous conditions have been met, it is true that no one has ever dressed up before or since. There may be people who dress like beasts, but the number of people like her who wear it on a wild boar without a little chirp can be counted on two fingers. Su Xiaoxiao is a pair of pigs. Looking into the distance with sad eyes, she could still accept being dressed as a pig, but she didn't have the shame to think about how famous and embarrassing she would be when her body was fished out.

That's right, she fell into a manure pit and drowned. She went to her grandmother's house during the summer vacation and ate an unwashed peach, which resulted in diarrhea all night long.When she entered the toilet and was about to wipe her butt, her legs collapsed from having too much diarrhea and her feet slipped and she fell into it.Speaking of this, Su Xiaoxiao couldn't help gritting her teeth. It turns out that good genes are really important. Because she was not tall, she couldn't climb up when she fell in and was drowned in feces. If she were five centimeters taller, she would have died. I won’t die in such a miserable state.

woohoo woo...

And her cell phone!The chat history of her best friend group!Oh my God!Even if you die, you will no longer be innocent!

Su Xiaoxiao was filled with grief and anger, and she made a pig sound like "hum hum hum", which was very unpleasant to hear.As soon as she heard the sound, she became even more sad and howled louder. The trees around her kept swaying their branches.

"boom!"

A huge thunder struck directly at her. Su Xiaoxiao fell to the ground and twitched as if she was electrocuted. The thunder struck down continuously. She was in a trance. She only felt warm in her belly, and a ball suddenly poured out of her brain. A slowly condensing picture.The smell of barbecue filled the air, and Su Xiaoxiao, who was in severe pain, actually felt that the meat had a strange smell. ,

I'm hungry, this meat must be delicious.

Then Su Xiaoxiao closed her eyes and fainted.

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A full 100 years have passed since the last time she was struck by lightning. Su Xiaoxiao has also gradually understood the world. This is a world of immortality. Everything has spirit and can be cultivated. A pig spirit like her who already has the demon elixir can , can be said to be invincible below Nascent Soul, and the best in the world now is only the late Golden Core.

Now she is one of the overlords in this secret realm, with a bunch of younger brothers, and she even hires child labor.For example, now she is lying comfortably on a giant lop-eared rabbit, with two poor golden monkeys fanning her and feeding her spiritual fruits, and a little raccoon beating her legs.

The big tiger on the side stood up like a human and punched with military style. The punch was so powerful and powerful that the little monsters around him were trembling ten meters away.

This tiger once fought with a giant python and was seriously injured. Su Xiaoxiao happened to be passing by at that time, and she happened to eat a sour spiritual fruit. She drooled. When she looked down at it, her saliva dripped on the tiger's body, and then The tiger's wound healed somehow.

The tiger was thinking that his end was coming, and he was going to be penetrated by this ugly wild boar spirit.In the end, it actually saved it. There is true love in the demon world, and there are not many good demons like it with truth, kindness and beauty. This tiger is also a monster with great love, and he worshiped Su Xiaoxiao on the spot.

The big tiger turned his head and smiled at Su Xiaoxiao with a bloody grin. When he opened his mouth, he actually said something Northeastern-like:

"Brother, where did you learn this punch? Why are you so cool? Look at me, my spiritual power has increased tremendously. In two or three years, I will be able to transform."

Su Xiaoxiao crossed her legs and swayed:

"Let me learn it from my hometown, as long as my elder brother finds it useful."

Su Xiaoxiao has accepted the fact that she is a boar, and even feels that her life is quite beautiful. In two years, she will be able to transform, and she will become a handsome man and go to play in the human world. Because, that’s not the only thing in the world.

Su Xiaoxiao was immersed in beautiful fantasies and couldn't extricate herself. Phew--" A long sword came through the air and was inserted directly into the soil with her tail.

The severe pain made Su Xiaoxiao scream hysterically.

"Brother!"

There was a tiger roar, and the tiger's eyes widened and stared warily in the direction outside the woods. Several little monsters tried to pull out the sword in panic, but their limbs were cut by the sword energy. Several little monkeys said anxiously beside them. "Zhizhi" jumped but did not dare to step forward again. Su Xiaoxiao used the spiritual energy in her body to shake the sword out, but the sword was firmly stuck in the ground. No matter what she did, she could not shake it at all.

In the distance, a handsome man in white clothes with blood stains on his body flew towards him holding a girl in a pink dress with a sword. The woman in his arms had a stunning appearance but no trace of blood. He lowered his head and looked gentle, not knowing what to say.

"How dare you Xiao Xiao! How dare you break into the secret realm and hurt my brother!"

The tiger roared, so loud that Su Xiaoxiao couldn't help but cover her ears. It rushed over, and the man raised his head and his eyes were as cold as a sword:

"court death."

Seeing the man's posture, Su Xiaoxiao's hair on her temples stood up. Her intuition made her feel something bad. She reluctantly tore off her tail and shouted at the tiger:

"Brother! Don't fight, run away!"

When the tiger heard Su Xiaoxiao's cry, he immediately turned around and ran towards Su Xiaoxiao, put her on his back and fled towards the depths.

Although this man was only at the Golden Core stage, his aura made his hair stand on end, so it was better to escape first.

A big tiger can bend and stretch, and the green hills it leaves behind are not afraid of being without firewood.

The man's eyes lit up when he looked at Su Xiaoxiao, and he said in surprise:

"Medicine Pig!"

He held the girl's hand tightly, looked at the girl's brows furrowed because of the injury, and comforted her softly:

"Lingling, hold on, wait until senior brother kills the medicine spirit pig and eats it."

Su Xiaoxiao lay on Brother Tiger's back. She felt motion sick as she was drifting at such a high speed. Her stomach turned upside down and she vomited directly on Tiger's back.

"Emma! Brother! Did you pull on me or spit on me?!"

Su Xiaoxiao was so shaken that she felt weak:

"I'm sorry, brother. I'll give you a bath later, but brother, are you running away a little too fast?"

Tiger said seriously:

"That man was so evil, I hesitated for a moment when I rushed up to him."

It has to be said that animals' intuition is very accurate. For example, now, Su Xiaoxiao looked up at the sky with some feeling. A bright light flashed across the sky. The tiger stopped stiffly. Su Xiaoxiao was thrown around by this sudden stop. Feet in the air.

"This! Why can't you move!?"

The tiger was in panic. Su Xiaoxiao also tried to turn over, but found that she was as unable to move as a statue. She looked at the sky speechlessly, and a familiar feeling rushed to her face. The moment she revealed the essence of the Chinese nation, all of them were in a pile. It was struck by lightning and turned into a roast feast.

Su Xiaoxiao's soul escaped at the moment of death. She watched the doggy couple come and eat her body, and then began to practice without shame or impatience, and then ate the remaining roasted birds. The entire secret realm was invaded by them.

She finally knew that she had been transported into a novel, that the doggy couple was the hero and heroine of the novel, and that she was just one of the monsters.Why does she know this? Because she has seen the injustice in this world.

At this time, the gentle young man wearing glasses touched his glasses sheepishly and squatted on the cloud:

"Miss, I'm really sorry. The previous Tiandao was anxious to retire and accidentally pulled you in."

Su Xiaoxiao looked at the young man in front of her expressionlessly:

"That's not important. What's important is why you want to kill us."

The young man laughed twice:

"I wasn't very good at business on my first day at work. I originally wanted to hack you to boost my performance, but my hand slipped and everything was hacked."

Why do you need us to complete your performance? ! ! ! !

The young man carefully glanced at the dark-faced Su Xiaoxiao. He struggled with his words and spoke hesitantly:

"Miss Su...that's it. Your body has been burned to ashes, and I can't send it back to you, but I contacted the Time Management Bureau for you. They have a tool called time and space regression. As long as you After completing tasks and earning points, you can exchange them for props and go home.”

Su Xiaoxiao's eyes turned black when she heard this. She was so tired. She had finally adapted to life in this world, but in the end she had to wander again:

"How about you just send me to be reincarnated."

Heaven:

"No, our world is not under the control of the Palace of Hell, and your files are not here. If you want to be reincarnated, you can only go back to your own world."

Su Xiaoxiao:......

Heaven:

"But it's okay, Miss Su. Because we brought you in by mistake, I reported to the Bureau of Time Management and arranged for you to go to the simplest department to do the simplest tasks."

...I understand, isn’t this a quick travel system article?

Su Xiaoxiao thought about the unreliability of the way of heaven and thought for a few seconds:

"Then can I be a human being?"

Tiandao: "They must be treated as human beings. Only those who lack great virtue will be exiled to the small world and become beasts."

Then he added: "You were an accident."

Su Xiaoxiao picked off a cloud and stuffed it into her mouth:

"When will it start?"

Tiandao stood up:

"Just do it now."

His eyes hesitated, then he closed his eyes tightly and said he was offended, and kicked Su Xiaoxiao out of the clouds with a roundhouse kick.

Su Xiaoxiao:?

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