Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

A hundred thousand words of praise?

praise me?

Does it have to be worn with arms akimbo? It feels more arrogant.

The child's arrogant expression appeared in Yan Li's mind, and then changed to his own face.

"!"

After being startled, he held his face and said intoxicatedly: "I deserve to have such a beautiful face!"

A [-]-word like is completely trivial.

"Dong dong dong..."

Yanli put down his hands and stood up, opening the door without letting anyone in.

He leaned against the door and crossed his arms, raised his chin slightly and said, "Praise me."

Bai Xiaoling outside the door had confusion written all over her face: "???"

"I allow you to use a hundred thousand words of praise and praise me without repetition."

Bai Xiaoling tested me and said, "Guest, you are very beautiful..."

Yan Li looked at the progress of his upper body and said, "Continue."

Bai Xiaoling is a black question mark, but she is a permanent guest in the presidential suite of a five-star hotel. If she does not meet such a simple request, she will be criticized, and in serious cases, she will be expelled.

"The guest has a beautiful face, fair face, bright eyes and white teeth..." Bai Xiaoling paused and looked at the other party seriously to praise.

Yanli looked at the continuous progress and was particularly satisfied. It proved that the task was still very easy, even though there were many words.

"You start being my... secretary today. You don't need to do anything by yourself. You won't praise me in any way every day. You are allowed to search for very long words... Food and accommodation are included."

The last sentence of "food, accommodation, and accommodation" is a supplement, and I feel that I am particularly dedicated to "food, accommodation, and accommodation".

"Guest, I have work..."

"How much is it a month?"

"Ten thousand..." is already very high for cleaning, because Bai Xiaoling worked hard to learn multiple languages ​​by herself and could barely cope with simple daily life.

She also has a part-time job, which earns about [-] yuan a month.

"One hundred thousand a month, counting starts from this second." Yan Li took out his cell phone and confirmed.

Bai Xiaoling: "..."

Yan Li felt that it was not enough, so he continued: "Sign for five years first, then ten years is fine, 20 years is fine, or you can work until retirement."

Bai Xiaoling, who was afraid that she would be laid off after only working for a month, had her solid defense shattered.

Yanli brand excavator, poaching corners online...

She is not a free agent. The other person is good-looking, has a nice voice, has good skin, and is pleasing to the eye. At the same time, he works carefully and meets many of her requirements. Everything else does not matter.

"Go resign and come see me tomorrow."

"Boss, you need to resign early." Bai Xiaoling said very politely.

If you don't seize the opportunity, you'll miss out on a million-dollar annual salary. The boss will tell you that he is no joke.

She is very serious.

"Start the calculation now. You can handle the rest by yourself and sign the contract tomorrow." Yan Li stepped aside.

Bai Xiaoling smiled happily and said, "Okay boss."

Yanli watched the other party come in and start replacing supplies. He picked up his mobile phone and made a call. The other party quickly answered the call.

Song Zhoucheng: "Boss?"

"Help me prepare a work contract and send it over tomorrow morning..." Yan Li roughly said the content.

After hearing the simple requirements and salary, Song Zhoucheng suddenly wanted to change jobs.

Being the boss’s lawyer shouldn’t be cheap, right?

Yanli put down the phone and saw the person who was about to prick up his ears. He was obviously not at ease.

Just when I was about to send 10 yuan to the other party for peace of mind, my cell phone rang, and the ringtone echoed in the room.

"Her eyes... her eyes... seemed like stars were shining..."

Bai Xiaoling had just confirmed it again, cheering in her heart for her great responsibility. The ringtone suddenly appeared and echoed in the room. Her hair stood up for a moment. The ringtone was so weird that it frightened her.

"Hey……"

Yan Ping'an's resentful voice came from the other side: "Boss, do you still remember that you still have a novel company?"

"I don't remember." Yanli answered decisively. After being reminded like this, he remembered that he hadn't read a horror novel for a long time, and then he remembered that he seemed to have another game.

"..." Yan Ping'an took a deep breath to calm himself down. Feeling that his question was in vain, he still asked: "Boss, there is a press conference for a multi-million reward. Can you come and take a look at the half-year summary?"

Yanli thought for a moment and said, "Come."

"Okay...ah...ok boss." Yan Ping'an thought the boss couldn't say it, so he reacted and confirmed that the boss was coming back.

"When is half a year?"

"..." Yan Ping'an told himself to be prudent and replied: "Boss, February 12th is considered opening, and August [-]th is the summary."

Yanli held the phone in front of her eyes and confirmed that it was already August. She lazily replied to the phone: "I know, I will change it to June summary in the future."

It’s too troublesome, I can’t remember it, and I can’t remember it even if I change it.

After saying that, he hung up the phone and started looking at his phone and reading a novel.

She forgot to transfer money again.

Bai Xiaoling finished cleaning up carefully and peeked at her boss who was sitting on a soft chair. She had a soft expression and a slight hook at the corner of her mouth. She seemed to be happy about something and was looking at her mobile phone intently.

Bai Xiaoling opened the door and went out without interrupting.

Those who stayed behind felt that something was missing while reading the novel that automatically turned the pages on their mobile phone. They turned on the projector to play the ghost movie, and the sound made it even more enjoyable.

This is...the taste of hometown.

Then she stayed up late...

Eight o'clock the next day.

When Yanli woke up, she was woken up by a knock on the door. She didn't go to bed until after one o'clock last night. She usually slept for nine hours, but she felt that she didn't get enough sleep at all.

The two people at the door looked at the person who opened the door, feeling the low pressure, and spoke cautiously.

"Boss, you want the contract." Song Zhoucheng regretted knocking on the door so early.

He just wants to help his boss finish the work as soon as possible.

Yanli got up angrily and said without warmth: "Let her sign."

Song Zhoucheng could only bite the bullet and said: "She has already signed it, and you need to sign it."

Yan Li reached for the pen, signed on the counter, picked up the phone and transferred the money, then closed the door.

Song Zhoucheng listened to the transfer and looked at the closed door, and could only give up his intention of recommending himself.

I feel like if I knock on the door again and recommend myself, maybe everyone will see him everywhere the next day, and his shadow will be everywhere.

There is a picture in my mind: being cut into beef slices with lantern shadows, being thrown out of the window, and blown by a strong wind.

Song Zhoucheng had a cold war and felt a pain in his body, so he quickly fled with his people to deal with the follow-up matters.

Yan Li went to sleep. It was almost noon when he woke up. He stretched and felt comfortable and in a good mood.

Sitting in the lobby, he waved to Bai Xiaoling, patted the seat next to him, and waited for others to sit down and said arrogantly: "Praise me."

That look was as domineering as a boss saying: Come here, woman, sit on my lap.

Bai Xiaoling: Boss, your hobbies are really unique.

Front desk: When beauties are arrogant, they are different and pleasing to the eye.

Never be serious about system tasks. Even if you read it on your phone, as long as you say it to her, it will count as task progress.

Bai Xiaoling only knows that the boss wants to hear praise, and he doesn't care about the words, as long as you praise him.

Yan Li listened leisurely and poured her a glass of water, drinking it when she saw she was thirsty.

Praise is relatively normal. After all, there are still many words to praise people.

But it's not easy to get a hundred thousand compliments.

Bai Xiaoling praised a few words, her mouth was dry, and she continued to praise according to the search: "Boss, you are very beautiful, gentle, kind, virtuous, simple, innocent, persistent, strong, brave, generous, chic, and honest. , honest, honest, innocent, innocent, cute..."

After using her honesty and finding out that there was nothing wrong, Bai Xiaoling became more open-minded.

It seems that all you need to do is praise, and there is no need to differentiate between men and women. Handsome and handsome can also be used.

She tried to use more good words without limiting words, such as: Boss, you are the most beautiful woman in the universe.

Another example: Boss, you are a talented person who knows the world, has the ambition to swallow mountains and rivers, knows astronomy from above and geography from below, and is an extraordinary person who stays up all night to learn about Chinese and Western knowledge from ancient and modern times.

Then the boss didn't deny it, and looked like you were right to praise me.

While the people around me looked confused, they felt strange.

Bai Xiaoling held up her forehead: Well...she really doesn't understand the world of rich people.

In just one day, Bai Xiaoling knew what to do. Maybe it was because the boss's thoughts were clearly written on his face.

Face: Praise me!

Gesture: Go ahead, don’t qualify the word, the longer the better.

Mood: Just praise!

Really easy to understand...

It’s really nice to praise…