Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The internet is looking for a boss.

Netizen 1: “Boss, it’s been a few months, where are you?”

Netizen 2: "The boss doesn't take care of us when he causes trouble, he is a heartless scumbag."

Netizen 3: "I think the boss is causing trouble. I have evidence. The boss has been missing for a long time. This is the evidence."

Netizen 4: "You don't have to think that the boss must be doing something wrong, such as deceiving people into being lame and then straight up."

Netizen 5: "Please boss, please take us to do something together!"

Netizen 6: "+1"

Netizen 7: "+10086"

……

Netizen 10086: "I don't think you can handle it. Go watch the news."

Netizens: "What news? No?"

Netizen 10086: "Oh, no, it's hard to say. The boss just sailed a ship back from abroad. I can't say anything anymore. If I say something, I will definitely be interviewed."

Many netizens said on the Internet: "I feel that this boat is very awesome. I am worthy of being a boss. I will make a 6 first!"

Crazy private chat to get an answer.

According to the fishing boat, they encountered a submarine. It looked like the latest foreign model. Before they were ready to sound the alarm, a man came out of the submarine and held a painted red flag.

Looking at the people on the boat, isn’t this our eighteenth boss!

grass!It's different when the boss makes trouble, he plays it so big.

Damn it, the boss is back after stealing a submarine.

No, the boss has not gone abroad. We used billions of people to guarantee him.

So, boss, where did the boat come from?

Yanli gave away the boat at this time, and Mayor Ma was so happy that his face broke out from laughter.

"Where did this come from?" A group of people rubbed their hands like flies and asked cautiously.

Yanli: "In exchange for a piece of candy."

Everyone: "???!!!"

Where? !It’s not just out of curiosity, it’s just that we have a ton of sugar and we’re afraid it will expire...

Yan Li had no intention of explaining, so he made a request: "I only have one request, the nationality of everyone in the Yan family..."

"This is a small problem!"

After receiving the guarantee, Yan Li refused to stay and left directly.

They didn't seem to notice that she turned into candy out of thin air?

After the nationality came back, in Licheng, the mayor directly protected them, and they could do whatever they wanted.

This is why she changed to a larger one. Otherwise, if she changed it casually, the mission would be over, and there would be no need to be like this now.

In fact, she just wanted to change boats, but unfortunately she was hacked and changed her mind in order to avoid the police. As a result, a fish pond was delivered to her door.

Exchanging a piece of candy for a big fish doesn't make much difference to Yanli. At most, it's a difference between sweet and not sweet.

But it's quite interesting, isn't it?

As for what was promised.

Does she have integrity?

No!

Not only does she have no integrity, she has no humanity.

……

Since the last big purge of the boss and the national purge incident, the cells in various places have been full, and only a few can be shot to reduce the overcrowding.

So now the brain is much clearer and I don't dare to spread my brains everywhere. This matter has been successfully suppressed, and countless people know the inside story.

They chanted privately: The boss is so awesome.

But the situation on the Internet was calm, with an expression of 'all Chinese people prove that the boss has never been abroad'.

So what if others find out, hey, there’s no evidence!

Netizens: Inexplicably, it feels so good!Maybe it was because I had a sense of participation, and as expected, my whole body was sublimated by doing things with my boss.

At this time, the boss they were thinking about was watching her task.

"Ding, the system is being updated... the update is successful."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task."

"Main mission released: Ye Ye can draw."

"Main mission content: Draw the crooked neck tree you once planted, including the leaves as far as the eye can see."

"Task tip: If the leaves fall, the number progress will return to zero. You need to count the leaves to match the number."

"Task progress: 0/?."

"Mission completion reward: weakened sense of presence."

"The mission has no time limit, the progress will be cleared if it fails, and you will die after your health points are cleared."

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

personal attributes

Name: Yan Li (title hidden)

Gender: Female

Physique: 100 (The Duang Giant can only punch you in front of you)

Beauty value: 90 (beauty is not fixed and fluctuates)

Health: 73/100 (new year, new weather, new death progress)

Ability: Maw of Steel

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

A weakening sense of presence?

"Ding, ability introduction, weakening of presence: becoming an existence that goes unnoticed. When you don't show yourself, you will be automatically ignored in the hearts and around others."

Yanli knew after reading his abilities that the system would be the master of the system.

This means that when she does trouble, she gets noticed, and when she doesn't make trouble or doesn't show up, she is forgotten.

Isn't this even weirder?

The next task is to play a scare game, where people with low presence suddenly appear behind others.

The sound of "Ah..." scared others so much that they immediately took off on the spot.

She felt that the system could do it, and of course, she could do it too.

Then she experienced the stomach of steel, where she could eat many meals without having to eat again, and she no longer felt hungry after not eating one meal.

Of course, you can eat every meal, and your digestion will be the same as usual, but the nutrition will ensure that you won’t starve to death for a few days.

Very bizarre ability.

As for the crooked neck tree, I planted it casually, but I didn’t expect it to be planted again.

"Her eyes... her eyes... seemed like stars were shining..."

"Hey."

A milky voice came from the opposite side and asked: "Sister, are you going home for dinner?"

"Sister is very busy and can't come back. Let's do it next time." Yan Li refused directly with a pen.

"Ok."

Yan Anning hung up the phone aggrievedly, and was comforted by her family.

Then he was resurrected on the same spot with full health, and happily began to decorate his new home.

Wait until he is taken to the back garden by the nanny.

Someone else dialed a number again and the phone was quickly picked up.

"Doctor, is this okay?"

"According to what you said, after so many years, it has completely devoured and fused the No. 1 cell, and is doing well."

"Yeah, looks good."

The doctor continued: "The second personality is very smart. At the same time, she regards herself as your daughter. According to the actual situation, she is still your daughter, so the result is very good..."

The doctor wants to say that this is what a person in power looks like. If it had been earlier, Yanjia would not be like this, but it is difficult to say this kind of thing.

This disgusting old man understood. He watched helplessly and was unable to stop them. Because they used the wrong method, Xiao Li gave up completely.

Yan Li was born with a dual personality.

All along, No. 1 Ge Xiaoli slowly took up [-]% of the time, and he originally thought he was about to be cured.

If Xiaoyan could be like now, they wouldn't actually think about curing her, they would just treat her as having two children.

But the unfused second personality, Xiaoyan, is very cold-blooded and ruthless, so I want to cure it and let the two personalities merge.

Xiao Li likes one person who takes up [-]% of her time.

It was going well at first, but that person's refusal to accept Xiao Li became a trigger. In an instant, it was too late.

Xiao Li is too fragile.

From Xiaoyan's answer, they knew about Xiaoli's departure.

Xiaoyan lost her cold-bloodedness and gained emotions. Later observation revealed that she was very righteous and no longer so cold-blooded.

The doctor was reminding them to treat everyone equally. After all, they couldn't imprison her, and they didn't want to imprison her.

They can treat each other equally, just like Xiao Li, but Xiao Yan doesn't like emotional ties, but she seems to like teasing children.

The appearance of tranquility seems to be very useful.

If An Ning is liked, at least it will be a bond that she doesn't hate.

Besides, I made friends.

She knew what they had done... so they felt owed, just like twins, so they decided to survive alone.

The family sighed, it was their daughter, they didn't want her to come back, they just wanted her to be safe outside.

Yan, Li, is a good boy.

(Author’s note: This is identity rationalization, it is not the case)