Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

After being followed for a few days, no matter how stupid you are, you can notice it, not to mention that if Yan Li is not stupid, she would have discovered it a long time ago.

A simple young man and a pervert are simply...

But the young man himself thought that he was hiding well. He looked at the person he liked more than once every day, and his whole body was filled with joy.

厌黎没有戳破，不是享受暗恋，她就想来一次狠的，瞅瞅爱情这小白鼠抗不抗揍。

Song Hao asked speechlessly: "That kid is here again?"

Gu Mengmeng pretended to look over and said earnestly: "Girl, look at him wearing hairspray. He must be so pretty and loves to seduce girls. The hairspray is only nine yuan with free shipping. Look at that sportswear, it looks like it's been there for many years." Well, look at that appearance again..."

"Okay, I'm pretty, but I'm not on the same level as you. I asked around and heard that my hands were not clean before. Look at your hands, girl. They are so white and tender. If you are with such a person, you will definitely be unclean. Clean, hands turned black..."

Obviously Gu Mengmeng knew that Yanli loved his hands.

Song Hao gave a thumbs up: It's really good.

He didn't stop him, he didn't say he wouldn't like him, every word he said was slander. The summary is: he doesn't deserve it.

But he always felt that something was not right.

Unclean and unclean become unclean?Song Hao felt like he was getting dizzy just thinking about it.

As an experienced person, Gu Mengmeng continued to advise: "Girl, there are so many people who like you, so you must not be a love brain, don't be the Virgin Mary, throw yourself in to save the suffering people, saving a person is very simple, you can Giving money can help the other person get promoted and make a fortune, like White Snake... She just gets interested in sex, and when she gets interested, you have to at least find someone better-looking than you, otherwise you might as well look at yourself."

Speaking of the person they like, Gu Mengmeng and the others were confused, why didn't they see their suitor?

Suitors: Did you see the one who was the most frightened?That's us!

The frightened suitors, who looked as pale as paper, said that they could not accept this kind of hobby, and that love was no longer important. If they married someone like this, they would be afraid that the other party would have a whim at night... I couldn't sleep just thinking about it!

What's the difference between this and a corpse or a female ghost lying next to you?

This is completely different from oral sex. The one in the movie is fake, but this one is really scary.

"White Snake?" Yanli didn't hear the point at all. She just thought it was ugly and she might as well look at her own words. It was very reasonable, but she didn't understand the rest.

Song Hao concluded: "In previous TV series, the story was about a little white snake demon repaying a favor, falling in love with his savior, and being beaten back to his original shape by a bald donkey."

Everyone gave me a general overview.

Yanli listened carefully and concluded: "Then her boyfriend is really useless."

Other colleagues laughed and chimed in: "Her boyfriend is just a mortal."

Yanli: "Are you alive?"

Everyone: "Alive."

"That's really useless. How come you're not dead when you're sandwiched between two powerful people?"

"I died several times but was rescued."

"It's quite normal. That monk is quite free. Let's have a scene with White Snake. She runs away from him and takes so long to catch her. It's really martial ethics."

"..."

Everyone: Sister, what kind of strange literature have you learned?

Everyone felt something was wrong, and the topic had drifted.

Yanli felt that it was right. A demon who ascended to heaven and earth, a monk who played with the mighty dragon, and a mortal who could not lift his shoulders should have been killed accidentally, and killed again accidentally, and ultimately could not be rescued. ?

After all, mortal life is fragile.

If you don't die, it proves that the other party is the deepest hidden boss.

"I won't mention this. This is a question for the screenwriter. Let me just say it straight, girl, do you like people outside?"

Everyone: So direct!

Yan Li switched to his business gloomy expression and said quietly in a gloomy voice: "I don't like it. In fact, I like corpses. Originally, I wanted to work in the morgue, but others wouldn't accept it."

Crowd: ...

Everyone looked at her serious face and felt that it was true.

They just remembered and lamented that such a good girl could be a pervert!

He has unique hobbies, likes things that are bad, and likes scary things.

Song Hao was the first to react and laughed dryly: "Haha... everyone is at work."

"Go to work, I have to work hard today."

"Today I will start the plot and see which lucky person can unlock it."

"Nowadays, more tourists who come to the haunted house want to unlock the plot and are more courageous..."

"Hahaha……"

Everyone discussed how to disperse... One minute later, only Yanli was left putting on makeup.

Because if I say it to my face, no one will take it seriously. If I say that I like corpses, it’s considered a hobby, but it’s a bit unique.

Hiding secretly and being discovered is pure perversion.

Now that I'm used to it, I don't feel so perverted anymore.

Everyone in the haunted house felt that their ability to withstand the situation was extremely low.

If anyone is tired of Li.

They might even defend: What’s wrong with liking corpses? It’s not like killing people. There’s so much nonsense!

"Ding……"

Yanli thought it was a system prompt, but it turned out it was, but it was from a mobile phone.

I picked it up and saw that it was from Xiao Xiaoyi.

"I will study hard, thank you..."

It obviously took several days before the other party was accepted, which proved that there were some twists and turns in the process.

Yan Li put down her phone carelessly. She didn't agree to anything, she just used the gossip she heard and added threats to try to take advantage of it.

It is obvious that the secrets of the dead are of great concern to the living.

At this time the task is stuck at 99/100.

……

The night is very deep

Li Bin watched the girl he liked stop his car at the intersection and walk towards the alley.

The alley was dark, and he didn't know why he entered the alley. He stopped the car and followed him worriedly.

But the other party disappeared around the corner, and when he sped up to chase after him, there was no one left.

Now he was completely anxious and started looking everywhere.

It's dangerous at night. Why come here alone?

After passing through countless alleys, Li Bin paused, retreated to the corner, and stared at the two people under the streetlight who were shocked with wide eyes.

He finally knew why the other person was so beautiful and didn't have a boyfriend. She couldn't believe it when she looked at the two people holding her.

The hug was actually nothing, the other girl kissed her, and the other girl seemed to notice him, her eyes were full of provocation.

He stepped back in disbelief and left silently. He had never seen a girl so close to him before, so he was thinking wrongly.

And the truth is...

Shu Yue saw Yan Li and found someone following behind her savior. At first glance, she felt that the other person was not a good person, but at the second reaction, she felt that her worries were in vain.

She pretended to wrap her arms around Yanli, leaned in to whisper, turned her head to the corner not far away, and threatened with her eyes: Come here, I will kill you!

The two people's thoughts are not on the same channel at all.

Until the other person leaves, quickly let go.

Embarrassed, he said, "Why are you here? Is anyone chasing you again?"

"Yeah." Yanli didn't explain.

There are many types of chasing points. Shu Yue thought it was the group of big men in black that day, but this figure was relatively thin and she felt that she could handle it by herself without the help of her savior.

"Would you like to come and sit at my house?"

Yanli refused and said, "Something's wrong."

Upon hearing these words, Shu Yue's eyes instantly lit up and she said, "Can you take me there?"

Yan Li looked at the eager girl and asked, "No, what major did you major in?"

Shu Yue didn't know why the other party asked like this. She only heard the word "no" and responded in despair.

"Oh, I study programming."

"Where do you work?"

"Feiyu Game Company." Shu Yue had just graduated and had just started working. She would answer whatever the other party asked.

"Well, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first..."

"Oh~ Bye..." Shu Yue waved reluctantly, watching the person walk away, but couldn't help but said: "Can I call you Xiaoli?"

Yan Li waved his hand without looking back.

Shu Yue's eyes were full of light and she said happily: "Hey...Xiao Li, come to my house to play next time."

What answered her was a figure swallowed by darkness.

She didn't care. She was in a good mood and bought a bottle of wine at the canteen and her favorite prunes for her mother.

"Mom, I made a friend, she is super, super awesome..."

She was greeted by the happy smiles of her parents.