Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Li Bin looked at the girl he liked, gave the child a lollipop and walked away, and then bought another one.

So good, so kind... He was completely unwilling to do so.

What should I do if the other person likes a girl?

He absolutely didn't believe that two girls could be so close in a deserted alley. They were openly holding hands while shopping on the street. The more they hid, the more likely they were.

"I'm not good enough. If I were good, could I bring back her sexual orientation?" Li Bin, who had not worked hard for a day, decided to become good at this moment.

Only excellence can match the girl you like!

He will not give up!

……

When my colleagues at the haunted house parked the car the next day, they saw Li Bin following the girl again.

However, anyone with a discerning eye could see that the boy had a complicated expression, but he was watching the girl's back seriously, silently and not disturbing her.

"Wow~ If the other person hadn't been a gangster, I would have been moved. I really like him."

"Would you like to give it to you?"

"It's better not to use it. If you like this thing, it has no shelf life."

"You think it's beautiful."

"I'm ugly. If I don't want to be more beautiful, how can I live? I'm not as beautiful as a girl. I'm jealous of my real name..."

While chatting, a few people looked over and noticed that Yanli was holding a round object in his hand.

"Hey, sister, what did you get?"

"Lollipop." Yanli opened a corner of the package, revealing the black and red lollipop inside.

"Oh..." A few people continued chatting without paying attention.

Yanli and his quarreling colleagues entered the haunted house and started today's work.

Song Hao and Gu Mengmeng looked at the girl under surveillance, sitting in the coffin, chewing a lollipop with her back to the entrance. They didn't know what to do for a moment. They just thought she was a sugar addict.

They were still thinking that eating candy at work would not affect them, but the next scene told them that even if the girl got a marshmallow, it would not affect them.

Because the marshmallows others hold are marshmallows and are taken by girls, others will automatically see them as balloons with human heads.

In the dark room, people who enter feel like they are enveloped in something, an unknown ghost holding something with their back to them and chewing on it.

Tourists always feel that there is a circle of darkness around the other person's back, making the figure look huge, but if you look closely, it is clearly very petite.

But I also felt that I had entered a real ghost house, and that the other person was really a ghost. I rationally told myself that this was just a haunted house.

I can't help but think in my mind, what is the ghost doing, is she chewing something, what kind of thing can she chew... It must be the head!

Yanli heard the voice and turned his head to look over. His bright red lips and eyes were stained with bloodthirsty red.

Visitors directly see the lollipop as a bloody human head.

"Ah ah ah... the ghost is eating people!" The tourists were frightened and screamed on the spot. They ran out as fast as the wind. This was a tremor from the soul and deep fear.

Yanli smacked his mouth, feeling the sweet taste, and stretched.

The shadow twisted along with it, a giant-like soul. She sat down, and the giant sat down. She seemed to be sitting in the giant's body.

Others use their bodies to protect their souls, but Yanli's soul becomes a physical protective shield. Unfortunately, it can't protect anything, so it's just empty.

This was her occasional moment of relaxation... like an ancestor coming to possess her.

But humans can’t see it.

In this way, you only need to make a sound or make a movement to scare tourists away.

Like a frightened rabbit.

……

Yanli felt that she really liked eating lollipops, but she couldn't finish them, so she bit off a corner, vacuum-packed them, and hung them on the wall at home as a decoration.

after get off work

She started to find wild naughty children in the square again, holding rainbow lollipops and dangling them in front of their eyes.

Looking at the little head shaking, he once again asked with a friendly smile and a seductive tone: "Kid, do you want to eat the lollipop?"

Other children saw it from a distance and couldn't hide their envious eyes.

"Sister?"

When Yanli heard the familiar voice, he didn't turn around first. He stuffed the lollipop into the naughty child's arms and then looked back. It was Gu Mengmeng with a five or six-year-old child.

Five or six years old?

Yanli's conditioned reflex took out a lollipop, but all was empty. Today's portion has been given out, but it's a pity...

Gu Mengmeng saw that Yan Li looked like a trafficker, so she led her baby closer and asked, "What are you doing here?"

As he spoke, he looked back and forth between her and the child in confusion.

"Do social surveys." Yanli opened his mouth.

Gu Mengmeng: "What social survey?"

"Rainbow Fairy." A milky voice interrupted their conversation.

Gu Mengmeng looked down at her baby, her head full of questions, what kind of rainbow fairy?

Yan Li also looked over. The child and Gu Mengmeng were carved out like a millstone, completely enlarged and smaller versions. At this time, they were tilting their little heads and looking at her with glowing eyes.

Gu Mengmeng confirmed again: "Zai, what kind of rainbow fairy?"

It couldn't be the rainbow fairy she knew!

The cute boy raised his head and replied obediently: "Mom, she is the rainbow fairy, and she will give you rainbow lollipops."

After saying that, he looked at Yanli again, his eyes sparkling like he was seeing a real fairy.

Gu Mengmeng didn't know how her daughter recognized it. She had never seen anyone. How did she correctly find the original owner from the gossip of the children? She once again looked at the big rainbow lollipop in the hands of the child in the distance, and suddenly the truth .

"This is my daughter, Gu Xiaomeng, nicknamed Mengzai. Are you really the rainbow fairy who hands out lollipops everywhere?"

"Your cute little boy is so cute. I even have a nickname?"

Yanli sat down on the chair: No, please call me the naughty kid killer.

The cute boy tilted his head, not knowing what the nickname was, but nodded his head anyway.

"Two children in our community got two lollipops. They show off the lollipops in the community every day, and the news about you has spread among the children." Gu Mengmeng sat down with the children, saying that the beating was real.

The naughty child is so tough that he will cry no matter how hard he beats him.

Just because there was such a big lollipop, the two children competed to see who was bigger, and then started playing ping pong with the lollipops.

In the end, the two lollipops were not broken. Their butts were beaten into pieces by adults because they broke the glass door of the community.

Because of this lollipop, I have been beaten frequently in the past few days. It is simply poisonous, but the children think that the person who gives the lollipop is a fairy.

Yan Li smiled and said to the cute little baby: "Cute baby, do you want marshmallows?"

The cute boy looked at the marshmallows in the distance, and then looked at his mother longingly.

Gu Mengmeng was speechless: "..."

But she thought the marshmallows were fine.

After a while, she felt bad.

Among the silhouettes, a figure approached with a rainbow umbrella. She took a closer look and found that she was right.

But in Meng Zai's eyes, it was like a fairy descending to earth to fulfill her wishes.

With eager eyes, she eagerly took the marshmallow umbrella with her little hands.

The cute little boy still remembered to say thank you: "Thank you, Sister Rainbow Fairy."

"Hey, don't eat it. If you eat it, all your teeth will be gone." Yanli's expression was gentle, but his voice was a little cold.

The cute baby's cute eyes widened, as if thinking of himself without teeth. He wanted to cover his teeth, but he was holding marshmallows in both hands, so he could only close his mouth tightly, for fear that his teeth would escape.

Gu Mengmeng looked at the child's nervous little face and did not hold her to comfort her. First, she would not comfort her in this situation, and her daughter would not be afraid.

Second, the marshmallow is too big and cannot be comforted when held on top of the head like an umbrella.

"thank you."

That sentence of "squeaking all teeth" finally made Gu Mengmeng understand what kind of investigation the other party was doing.

If I don't eat a few broken teeth, I'll lose that big lollipop in vain.

What kind of weird hobby is this? It's really...even children are not spared.

Yanli watched the whole family leave, and refused to add friends one by one. He didn't even look at the people following him from a distance.