Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The private car did not move.

Shu Yue urged: "Master, send your friend off quickly, otherwise your friend will be too late and sent away. Maybe there will be an order for you soon."

"This..." The driver was embarrassed and didn't know what to say.

At this time, the man in the co-pilot spoke, "You can see them off, I'll take the car, it's very close..." He was about to get out of the car.

Shu Yue pressed the passenger door and said with a look of disapproval: "No, no, you are so close. Ask your friend to take you there. Why don't you get out of the car to embarrass your friend?"

This time the driver and the man were in a stalemate.

Shu Yue urged: "Let your friend take you there. If you get out of the car, you won't give your friend face."

Driver: I didn’t say that.

The man originally didn't get on the bus, but he was forced into the car again.

Shu Yue said to the driver again: "Master, drive quickly, your friend is in a hurry...Hurry, drive and run!"

"Ah..." The driver reflexively started the car.

Shu Yue looked at the car leaving and shook her long hair handsomely.

"Xiao Li, am I handsome?"

"???" Yanli said he couldn't understand.

"Let me tell you, it's best not to ride in a car like this. Don't judge a book by its appearance. As girls, our route is to go to the mountains. We must stay vigilant, otherwise there will be danger..." At this point, Shu Yue stopped, Xiao When Li is around, when he meets bad guys, he doesn't know who is the most dangerous.

Yanli understood and agreed: "You did a good job."

Shu Yue got the understanding and said happily while operating the phone: "Hey, let's get the next one."

"it is good."

Soon a second car stopped in front of the two men.

Yan Li sat in the back row, and Shu Yue followed suit. After sitting down, he commanded.

"Master drives..."

Shu Yue scanned the car to confirm the driver's information, turned to Yan Li next to her and said, "We have to sit for an hour and a half. Are you getting motion sickness while playing on your phone?"

"Not dizzy."

"Then let's play a game."

"what game?"

"Glory, look at this, don't you?" Shu Yue pointed at the screen of her phone.

Yanli looked at it, operated the phone and said, "I only have horror games, but I can download them, but I don't know how to play them."

Shu Yue said regretfully: "Forget it, there is no unlimited network, it will consume a lot of data..."

Yan Li looked at the progress bar of the triple jump, and then it was full. She didn't feel anything was wrong and said: "It's downloaded."

"What?" Shu Yue leaned over and took a look. It was true. He stretched out his hand a little.

The game opened instantly, entered the update interface, and looked at the update bar.

"You downloaded the game. This update needs to be very... um..." Shu Yue hadn't finished speaking yet. He looked at the updated game and then at the game he had clicked on but had not yet logged in to.

For a moment, I doubted the evolution of the world and did not bring my own feelings. The savior was not only mysterious, but also looked very awesome.

Yanli clicked to log in. She knew how to do this. Successfully logging in was a novice task. The operating character followed the prompts.

Shu Yue came back to his senses and explained: "This skill is released according to time. Every hero has a skill. This is a normal attack."

After entering the game interface, she explained each character, and the introduction was roughly completed after half an hour.

"You buy these, and we'll match them first and play a game of human versus machine..."

Yanli leaned back on her seat. This was her first time playing a game other than a horror game. With these few skills, she could pause and connect every time.

The screen of Shu Yue next to him was almost broken. He turned around and saw Yanli poking at it with his fingertips and sliding his left hand slowly, giving him a romantic feeling like walking in a game.

In the end, they killed people and took the line. Are you angry or not? Even though it was a human-machine game.

She felt like there was something wrong with their way of playing...

Shu Yue stretched out her phone, just in time for a team fight. Her crazy output was, of course, her fingers. Yan Li was like the second uncle listening to a show, so leisurely!

After it was over, she suspected that she had played the wrong game, and it must not be the same one!

The driver controlled the car to stop and reminded the two people behind him: "We're here."

"Ah? Are you here?" Shu Yue didn't respond and looked out the window.

Continuous mountains, green mountains and green waters.

The two got out of the car, watched the car go away, and then slowly entered the mountain.

"We have no road construction here, they are all paved with gravel. It has not rained in the past two days. If it rains, it will be difficult to walk."

Shu Yue introduces her hometown.

"We usually take motorcycles here, so we don't have to go to see the animals. Oops, I forgot to bring my sun hat. I'll go back to the village to get it!"

She always felt that she had forgotten something and suddenly remembered it.

"It's okay, it's not very hot, and you can't get out of the sun. Just take her out and have a look." Yan Li slowly followed the other person, the coldness on her body being controlled appropriately, like an air conditioner.

But this kind of coldness is only in the whole body and does not go deep into the human body. If it goes deep into the body, Yin Qi will enter the body and it will cause illness.

"Oh, it should be. It doesn't feel very hot today. All the young people in our village have gone to work outside. Only the old people are left in the village. If young people see you, they will definitely not be able to walk, hahaha..."

Shu Yue talked about things in her hometown, looked at the sun, and felt that the temperature was relatively normal. In addition, it was full of woods and the sunlight was blocked, so she had no intention of getting it.

Yanli followed, listening to her introduction and occasionally responding.

With that said, the two of them soon walked into the woods.

Shu Yue stepped forward to catch an insect and brought it to Yan Li.

Yanli stretched out his hand and was dodged.

Shu Yue grabbed the insect's back, demonstrated and explained: "It's called a bamboo bee. This claw can catch people. You have to scratch its back."

"Yeah." Yan Li took the insect and saw that Shu Yue was about to catch another one. He took the opportunity to touch the strange insect head and said, "What a beautiful little thing~"

50/100

"What did you say?" Shu Yue approached and asked, as if she heard the other party speaking, but couldn't hear clearly.

"It's okay, let's go see other things." The task was completed, and Yanli placed the bamboo bee on the branch.

Shu Yue didn't think much, put down the bug in her hand, and led the people to continue walking along the path.

After they left, two bamboo bees flew up, looking for bamboo shoots to land on.

There are cliffs on the side of the mountain, and there are piles of washed sand under the cliffs.

Shu Yue walked over and squatted down.

Yanli followed up suspiciously, watching her dig in the sand with a thin branch, where there were countless whirlpools.

Soon a bug that looked like sand was pulled out.

"Found it." Shu Yue picked it up and showed it to Yan Li.

Yanli opened her palm and took it. This time she was a little confused. The insect was too small and motionless.

"It's called Di Guniu, and it's pretending to be dead. Every whirlpool here is dug by them. It's a trap..." Shu Yue Ba Ba introduced.

Yan Li stretched out his finger and said, "What a beautiful little thing~"

51/100

It's definitely alive now.

Shu Yue, who had been introducing, didn't hear this sentence. She said in surprise: "There is another big one here."

He said and handed it to Yan Li.

Yanli took it and saw that it was indeed much larger than the other one. This time he could see clearly.

To sum up: it looks a bit weird.

At this time, Shu Yue followed the cry and left again.

Yanli placed the two small insects on the sand and slowly followed the figure in front of him.

The noisy sound got closer and closer, and then a whine came from Shu Yue's palm.

She handed over the creature in her hand and said: "This cicada monkey is a bit small and colorful... There are fewer woods in the city, and there are more other creatures. There are fewer cicadas. I loved catching them when I was a child..."

Yanli took it in the palm of his hand, and Zhizhi flapped its wings in the palm of his hand, screaming heart-breakingly. He pinched the wings and faced the sun. Colors shone on its body, and he stretched out a finger to touch its head.

"What a beautiful little thing~"

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"Right, it's very beautiful..." Shu Yue didn't think there was anything wrong with this sentence.

Yan Li nodded, then let go, watching the little bug fly away, and continued to move forward with Shu Yue.

Slowly, the two of them passed by the creek, and Shu Yue motioned for her to stay still.

Yanli watched her approach quietly.