Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Yanli carried two bags and put them in the dressing room.

"One set for you to use, the other set for me, don't touch it."

Gu Mengmeng only heard a splashing sound. She looked like she was coming back from wholesale, so she took a closer look in the bag.

"Oh my God, this...and a full color lipstick. How much does it cost?"

"It's not much, just use it." This was the first time Yanli was late. This time she didn't put on makeup, she just moisturized herself, then took a black mask, lay down on the coffin, and applied it on her face.

When Song Hao saw the girl coming back, he came over to look for her and rushed her away.

"You finished putting on your makeup so quickly?"

"Look at the surveillance camera. You can find it in the coffin." Gu Mengmeng wiped it on her face.

Gu Xiaomeng hugged her thigh and said, "Mom, I want to put it on too. I want to put on scary white makeup."

"Children can't apply this often, otherwise they will become misbehaved."

Gu Xiaomeng touched her chubby little face and said, "I have to pretend to be a brat and paint it on, otherwise I won't be ugly."

"You can't apply it secretly at home."

"Okay mom..."

Song Hao looked at the two mother and daughter, shook his head and left. Children are not allowed to put on makeup, even though this is the second time they put on makeup.

This mother-in-law sometimes brings people over to play on a whim, but this time she made a guest appearance wearing a mask.

Maybe it’s because I was in a haunted house when I was pregnant, and my future work experience is that I am 22 years old and have 23 years of experience.

Winning at the point of birth.

Gu Xiaomeng looks cute, but in fact he is very courageous and is not afraid of ghosts.

Yanli is scary wearing a facial mask. If it weren't for the sake of being low-key, she wouldn't even have to put on makeup.

So wearing a facial mask and putting on makeup are the same, but none of them lasted until a second glance.

While eating, she felt her clothes being pulled and she turned her head.

"Ouch..." Gu Xiaomeng made a scary move like a tiger eating people.

The pale face looks very cute, a bit like the ghost of a child going through the motions in hell. This look is very friendly.

Yanli reached out and touched her head, and praised her habitually: "What a beautiful little thing~"

"Ding, the mission is completed, you get... health points, mission two click... the system crashed... broke... restart... failed to restart, update... update and repair..."

Name: Yan Li (King of Eight Trigrams, Listener of Secrets of the Dead)

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Physique: 5? (The plague chicken among the weak chickens)

Life value: December 25, 12 (Come on, your life is getting longer and longer, you can survive more than a year!)

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Ding, the repair is completed, the main mission is released: Fu Si Wan Qian."

"Ding, main mission one: Enter the PC survival game, help teammates a thousand times, mission progress is 0/1000, bring an anchor to fame (selected group: less than [-] fans), complete the mission and gain six months of health."

"..." Yan Li has been able to ignore the taunts perfectly, but he is still speechless about the tasks. There is no normal task.

This time it’s still a double-layered mission, with restrictions!

Seeing that no one was scared, Gu Mengmeng tilted her head and turned her eyes away, as if she had some new ideas.

Everyone watched, laughed and chatted while eating.

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

"Sister Marshmallow."

Just when Yan Li wanted the mentally retarded system to shut up, a cute voice called her from behind. She turned around again and saw a ghost face.

"Am I scary?" Gu Xiaomeng wore a ghost mask on her face. She showed her teeth and claws in a fierce manner, but the mask was a bit big and looked a bit funny.

"Well, it's not that bad." For a five-year-old child, Yanli didn't give any face at all.

Gu Xiaomeng took off the mask and looked at the mask with a pout.

Yanli had finished eating, put down her chopsticks, took the ghost mask out of her hand, looked at it carefully, then held it in front of her face and looked at the little figure beside her.

Gu Mengmeng wanted to stop her, but thought it was too late. The next second she felt relieved. She thought the girl was going to show a business gloomy expression.

In the end, she just said to the cute boy: "This is for me."

This is considered as robbing the children's things on the spot, which is not polite at all.

"This is mom's. Sister Marshmallow will give it to you if you like it."

Yanli touched her little head, looking like a child.

"Why do you call me Sister Marshmallow?"

"The Rainbow Fairy belongs to everyone, and Sister Marshmallow belongs to me alone." There was a deal between one big and one small, but the owner of the mask didn't say anything and got up to get soup.

The diners were amused and watched Gu Mengmeng leave. They laughed and teased Gu Xiaomeng, "Hahaha... A cute little kid can also say earthy love words. Where did he learn that?"

Gu Mengmeng said without any hesitation: "Dad!"

"What did your dad say to your mom?"

"Dad said: His surname is Gu, and my mother's surname is Gu. The two Gus are called Gu Baobao. Dad said that everyone calls them Gu Mengmeng, but Gu Baobao belongs to him alone!"

"Hahaha……"

Gu Xiaomeng didn't think there was any problem at all, and she didn't know that she was taking over from her old father.

This is called exclusive possession of a nickname...

"Cute boy, come here for dinner." Gu Mengmeng heard this when she came back and quickly called her daughter. It was nothing at first, but now everyone knew it, and she was so thick-skinned that she couldn't help but laugh like this.

Yanli was studying the mask on the side. It was different from other people's hoods. At first, he didn't want to wear a hood because it was too boring.

This mask suits her very well. Now she doesn’t have to put makeup on her face, and her beautiful face doesn’t have to suffer.

She took out a wet tissue and wiped it next to the mask. When it was clean, she put it on her face and started working in the afternoon.

And Gu Xiaomeng also began to practice his own life, playing the role of a kid.

The person who triggered the plot was still shocked when he saw the child who suddenly jumped out.

The weirder the haunted house, the scarier it will be. For example, if there are children...

The light brightened when Gu Xiaomeng jumped out. Several tourists saw her appearance clearly and asked, "My lovely child, you are working part-time at such a young age. This is the rhythm of sending the boss in!"

"Should I take you to find your mother?"

Gu Xiaomeng did not respond, and directly said the lines she had prepared: "Oh, I am Xiao Xiaomeng. You must learn how to dance with me before you can pass. Otherwise, Big Mengmeng will eat you."

"Haha...Okay, let's learn."

At this time, one of the Internet celebrities was live broadcasting, all saying: The boss can be cuffed or Xing.

Gu Xiaomeng started teaching with satisfaction.

A group of people were dancing with little ghosts in the haunted house. She raised her hand and they followed her until the lesson was finished.

The barrage makes me laugh to death: I learned to dance in the haunted house these years.

"You guys jump to show me. If you jump wrong, Big Mengmeng will eat you!" Gu Xiaomeng made a biting gesture.

A group of people watching said it was so cute, this is a real little loli.

But when I asked them to dance, I was stunned. I just watched it for fun and didn't remember it at all.

"Why don't you dance?"

"How about Xiaomeng teach me again."

"You are so stupid. The teacher taught me and I learned it once. You are too stupid. Big Mengmeng will eat you, mom..."

Everyone: If you don’t want to teach, you won’t teach. Why do you call me mom...

In an instant, several people became alert and looked around.

Gu Xiaomeng raised her head and looked past them smoothly.

A man hung on the wall like a gecko, his head turned to look at them, his eyes glowing red, and if you look closely, his head was held in his hands.

At this time, Gu Xiaomeng covered her ears, hid aside, waited for a group of people to run away screaming, then put down her hands and clapped happily.

Gu Mengmeng was not afraid at all, and said with an excited face: "Mom, mom, they were scared away. I learned what the teacher taught me."

Gu Meng's head stuck out from her clothes, she put down the props, touched her daughter's head and said, "Well, the cute little one is really awesome."

Teacher Mengzai: I just want you to meet bad guys, let them relax their vigilance, and call your parents if you have any problems... I don’t want you to play like this.

This is a mother and daughter that are outside the scope of common sense.