Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Shu Yue looked at the small fishing rod in his hand, with black question marks on his head, and asked: "What are you doing?"

Yanli held his head up and said in a playful manner: "Go fishing, don't you want to catch Australian dragons?"

Shu Yue looked at the Australian dragon in the basin, which was completely different from what she imagined fishing for on a yacht at sea. She suddenly felt that fishing for the Australian dragon was no longer interesting, and she shouted resentfully: "Xiao Li..."

Yanli responded nonchalantly: "What?"

Shu Yue threw the fishing rod away and said frantically: "You ruined my dream, please pay me back!"

"Why don't you choose a higher one and catch a blue whale?" Yan Li gave a friendly suggestion.

She doesn't understand dreams.

She has no dreams.

"My dreams are goals, not fantasies!"

What the hell is fishing for a blue whale? It almost sinks when it turns over!

Only then did Shu Yue realize that Yanli, who was originally cold and cold on the outside, had a very bad intention. So bad!

"Then eat, and think about another one when you're full."

Shu Yue took a deep breath, picked up the chopsticks, and turned her grief and anger into food.

"delicious……"

“It’s expensive for a reason, and it tastes really good.”

When I checked out, I saw a shocked expression.

"I'll go, it's so expensive, let's rob the bank!"

The waiter's smile didn't change.

"Let me go, why does the fishing rod cost five thousand!"

The waiter still kept smiling.

"Here, the lobster is not cooked, so it counts! Why don't you count the money with the basin!"

The waiter still kept smiling. The other party was not asking, so she did not need to answer these questions.

Pots count money.

Shu Yue soon discovered it.

The waiter took the card from another customer, watched the customer settle the bill with a smile, and respectfully sent the customer off.

Shu Yue was holding a basin with lobster in it and a fishing rod in the other hand, cursing all the time.

Yan Li found the other party's appearance very interesting and asked.

"Have you set a goal?"

Shu Yue was still cursing, but she was not afraid of embarrassment. What was face? She had no shame!

The robber just took her face away.

Hearing the question, he replied casually: "Earn [-] million first!"

"Ambition, come on."

Shu Yue quickly denied it and said: "Uh... no, it's just a joke."

"If you can't achieve your goals..." Yan Li paused and looked at her.

Shu Yue shrank her neck and said, "What's going on?"

Yanli's face suddenly darkened and he said coldly: "Go to hell!"

Shu Yue shivered, swallowed her saliva, and stuttered.

"No...it's not that serious!"

Yan Li returned to his normal expression, patted her shoulder and walked away.

Shu Yue reacted and trotted to catch up: "Where are you going?"

"You go back first, I have something else to do." Yan Li patted her head and said.

Shu Yue felt the pressure on the top of her head, picked up the thing in her hand and said, "Do you want the lobster?"

"Take it back and fish for fun."

Shu Yue looked at the person waving to him with his back, and looked down at the six-digit bill.

The last bit of stubbornness was gone.

Uh-huh...does anyone have a waist?Fresh kidneys... I can't afford it!

……

Winding mountain road, codenamed Dawn.

Countless sports cars are roaring, and at night, the car lights flash across the mountain road quickly, like a long light strip.

"Young Master Gu, are the chips ready?"

"Er Tong, you still lack this little bargaining chip."

"Young Master Gu is not bad, I am bad, and Mr. Gu, can you please stop calling me Ertong! My name is Tong Tong!" Tong Tong said through gritted teeth!

"Okay two barrels."

"..."

The two young men were full of vigor, and both had a handsome temperament, but one was leisurely and contented, and the other was impatient.

The two stretched out their long legs and leaned on their sports cars to face each other. The lights of other sports cars illuminated the area.

The winding mountain road has returned to calm and the road condition inspection has ended.

The two get in the car.

A long-legged beauty sat next to Tong Tong. Seeing that there was no one in the passenger seat of her opponent, she put her hands on the car window, stretched her head and joked: "Hey, Mr. Gu, the passenger seat is still available~ Women can't do it, so a man can come." Okay, right~"

Gu Ruiling said nonchalantly: "What, without a woman, you can't turn the steering wheel or step on the accelerator?"

Feeling deflated again, Tong Tong took a deep breath and raised the car window to isolate the other party's expression, which made her angry just by looking at it.

The roar of the sports car sounded, but the beauty waving the flag on the roof did not move for a long time. He lowered the window and followed her gaze.

A not-so-looking girl got directly into Gu Ruiling's car.

"Hey, Mr. Gu, it turns out you are good at this."

At this time, Gu Ruiling looked at the unknown woman in the co-pilot's eyes in confusion, then she frowned and drove away.

"Go down!"

Yanli leaned back in the chair and said coldly: "Drive."

It was the first time Gu Ruiling encountered this kind of thing, and she was laughed out of anger. The other person didn't wear his seat belt and asked him to drive.

The other party obviously won't go down, so dragging them down would look very dishonorable.

"This is what you said."

Tong Tong heard the roar of the car next to him and was a little confused. Is this really good?

can't...

The next second, he came back to his senses. People are not important. No matter what, he needs to win!

Beautiful woman on top of car waving flag.

The two cars rushed out at the same time and moved forward side by side, neither giving way to the other.

Gu Ruiling accelerated.

Tong Tong looked at the woman in the passenger seat who was holding her head leisurely. She looked like she was mocking their speed!

Gu Ruiling also felt ridiculed and took a moment to take a look. He didn't look like he was racing a car, but rather taking a sightseeing bus.

Yanli just came to experience the feeling of seeking death. A drift made her raise her eyebrows. She couldn't control her body, so she quickly pulled down the seat belt and buckled it in seconds.

It didn't matter to her that the other party did it on purpose.

"too slow."

Gu Ruiling's lips curled up and she said, "Don't wear your seat belt."

"You don't have to tie it after a while. Hurry up, it's too slow, like a snail." Yanli looked at the other person's flickering soul. She just came to see if her life, which was threatened by her life, counted as a progress bar.

After receiving the taunt, Gu Ruiling, who seemed to have a progress bar, accelerated again.

Tong Tong looked at the Juechen sports car from behind and cursed: "Damn it, it's so fast, I'm going to die!"

At this time, Gu Ruiling's expression was serious and no longer indifferent. The sarcasm next to him was faint, but it hit his heart directly, and he stepped on it unconsciously.

"It's too slow. I can race any car, even a bumper car, better than you."

Yanli watched as the opponent's soul flashed slower and slower until it was completely fixed in a semi-separated state.

It was also the time when Gu Ruiling couldn't feel the brakes.

He reacted instantly and broke into a cold sweat. The people next to him stopped mocking him and he tried hard to control the turn.

To die To die!

For the first time, he was no longer calm.

Yanli had noticed the other party's efforts and said leisurely: "Hey, the brakes were tampered with?"

She thought the problem arose because of her arrival, but it didn't seem to be the case.

As a result, because of such a cold statement, Gu Ruiling was distracted for a moment, lost control of the vehicle and rushed towards the cliff.

The bottom is not a cliff, but a pond where the river passes. The vehicle rushes into the water like a cannonball, and the river's obstruction cannot stop the impact.

The front of the car hit the river bed directly.

In such a split second, the airbags popped out in all directions, and river water poured in instantly. Gu Ruiling saw Tai Nai coming to pick him up in a trance.

Before he passed out, he turned his head and looked at the co-pilot. The wide open door proved that the other person was no longer in the car.

Yanli stood on the cliff and jumped out of a car for the first time, proving that speed, strength, and skills can protect oneself and make up for physical fitness.

The darkness did not hinder her vision, and she stepped down, putting on her gloves as she went, and jumped into the water for the second time.

He grabbed the deformed car door and pulled the person out of the car, dragging him to the shore and hanging on the rocks like clothes.

Because this time, the other party spit out some of the river water.

Before the other party says goodbye to this world, he pushes the other party's soul back until the other party spits out the water, confirms the progress of the task, takes back his hand, pulls off the gloves, throws them away, and disappears into the darkness.

She thought... no one could learn her outrageous first aid method.