Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

I don’t want to be a good person anyway.

"Ding……"

Xiao Xiaoyi picked up her phone and saw the news from 'Bole'. She happily clicked on it and read a long paragraph. Then she read it very religiously, carefully and carefully.

"Looking at the foggy swamp from a distance, and looking at the four tile kilns up close, they look like they were cut out from a single brick. There are four locust trees at the door, there are stones for horses and horses, and stakes for tying horses. On the opposite side, there are polished bricks and slits. Screen wall, Guangliang gate in the north of the road. There is an electric light on the top and a lazy stool below. There is a reception room, a steward's office, and a communication office. The two doors and four green screens are sprinkled with gold stars. The four fighting squares write: v I 50."

“v me 50???”

Xiao Xiaoyi first suspected that his account had been stolen, and then he thought it was impossible. How could it be that 'Bole' had so many magical powers and his account had been stolen.

Or... wait a little longer.

She decided to wait. If it wasn't her, the account should be retrieved soon, and then she clicked a sentence to send it to confirm her identity.

“Want me to recommend hand cream?”

After a while, a message was sent.

"vI will buy crabs for 50 yuan..."

Xiao Xiaoyi saw the word crab and was sure it was him. This time he transferred [-] yuan without hesitation.

She doesn't have much savings, so she can still get out [-] yuan. The package last time was more than [-] yuan, not to mention finding a way out for her.

'Bole' is short of money, so of course he has to... transfer!

She was subconsciously afraid that if she posted so many posts, the other party would look down on her if she posted too few posts.

On the other side, Yan Li slightly raised her eyebrows. Regarding the group message, some people responded. Others thought she was joking, and some people directly sent fifty red envelopes.

Xiao Xiaoyi was given one hundred thousand.

However, Ji Sheng didn't return. I don't know whether he didn't want to return or he just got money.

Gu Mengmeng and Song Hao each tweeted 66.66 to express their admiration.

Gu Lichen replied to the other party with a question mark, not sure if she was going to make him bleed again. When he saw that the other party did not reply, he felt relieved. This person was straightforward and it was impossible for people to guess.

Shu Yue asked for v50, so she went with v50. It was very intuitive, and it was not that she didn't want to pay too much. She had just bought a house, and the loan period was short. She had to pay more every month, and she bought a lot of things when she just moved here.

Life is tight. This month’s salary has not been paid. It’s getting even tighter. It may still be tight next month.

People need to recognize the facts. She is going to pay her wages before asking again.

And she wanted to ask...does anyone have a waist tightener?Fresh kidneys!

poor...

……

Yanli started to eat more food again now that he had money. As for tasks and other tasks, he still had a few years left to live, so he didn't have to worry about these two days.

"Please ask the mentally retarded host to complete the task as soon as possible..."

Maybe he didn't complete the task at all. The system couldn't see the other party's leisurely look and started prompting again.

"I know, get out!"

Yanli was just about to taste the delicious food, but when he was urged to do so, his mood became less beautiful.

But she still had no intention of doing the mission.

The salary in October is only half.

When the small amount of money was lost again, a message came from the silent person.

"Fulfilling the mission."

The other party also sent a winking emoticon, followed by a payment notification.

Yanli didn't expect that the other party really wanted [-] million and didn't go in.

However, the task was not completed.

She knew that the mentally retarded system would not let her go so easily. It made no progress at all.

As long as you get the money, you still have to decide what to do. There are so many things in a system!

His white fingertips touched the screen, and a sentence was quickly typed.

"Since you have done it, I would like to extend a gracious invitation and take you to get the kickback. Are you free at this time?"

The newly learned words and phrases on the Yanli Internet are formed into a sentence, which is very strange.

"my pleasure."

……

Yan Li did some operations on the phone page, frowned slightly, put the phone away, and went out directly.

Utility bill counter.

One hand held the card and stretched it out. The lady at the counter looked at the fingers and felt that those beautiful hands should be matched with a beautiful face, but she looked up with regret.

"What kind of business are you doing?"

Yanli said domineeringly: "Full!"

The lady at the counter was not overbearing by these words and directly recharged successfully.

"It's been done."

Yanli looked at the balance and saw that it had not decreased much, at least there were several nines in the front.

"That much?"

"Yes ma'am, there is a limit on the recharge fee." The lady at the counter didn't look like she was recharging like this when I first met her.

"Okay, thank you." Yanli didn't hesitate, thanked him and turned around to leave.

It’s not a picture that costs hundreds of thousands, it’s just five figures, it’s a drop in the bucket.

Mobile phone recharge limits are even greater.

Yan Li began to ask Song Hao for leave, but the other party was a little reluctant and reminded: "Maybe not, girl, tomorrow is Sunday."

"..."

Song Hao added: "It's really not possible...Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

“How much does it cost to cover a day at the amusement park?”

"Ah? Probably no more than 1000 million. Why do you ask?"

"I packed it."

"Girl, today is not April [-]st."

Song Hao: Girl, do you still have 1000 yuan now?Or did I miss the point by [-]?

"I just made a small goal."

"What small goal?" Song Hao thought the other party was joking.

"Robbing [-] million."

Song Hao was sure that the other party was joking, so he smiled and said to the phone: "Sister, have you gone to rob a bank?"

"Robbed someone."

"Whoever is so rich, I will rob him too."

"..."

Song Hao didn't hear the sound, looked at the screen, and saw that the other party hadn't hung up, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

"Send me your bank card number." Yan Li hung up the phone immediately after saying that.

Song Hao looked at his phone, couldn't help but be confused, and still sent his bank card number.

"Ding...the bank card has received 1000 million yuan."

Song Hao was dumbfounded, could he play like this?Whoever asked for leave spent 1000 million instead!

He dialed the phone and the other party quickly picked up.

"Help me take care of it. You can make your own arrangements. I have something to do tomorrow."

"What's wrong, sister? Are you afraid that my brother will take the money and run away?"

"Run, keep running...you will find a road ahead."

Listening to the other party's faint voice, Song Hao wanted to ask a question, but it was definitely not a good question, so he still asked: "What way?"

"Huangquan Road~"

"It's a crime for a girl to commit murder!"

"I don't break the law, I'm a good, law-abiding citizen."

Song Hao: I believe you.

Yan Li continued: "There is nothing I can do if someone wants to take you away. After all, I am weak and weak. When I collected the body, I just happened to press the alarm phone, just like last time..."

"..."

Song Hao trembled, but his mind suddenly came to his senses. No matter how the girl suddenly became rich, he suddenly had an idea and said, "You don't have to book the venue when you ask for leave."

"Whatever you do, if I don't come tomorrow, the money is in your hands. Whatever is left is yours. If you ask for leave in the future, you can help me with it."

Yanli didn't want the mission to fail.

Song Hao felt that these words came from the sky, full of the devil's seductive voice, and confirmed again.

"Really?"

However, there was no sound from the other side.

"Sister?"

Song Hao looked at the phone. The call had been hung up long before the other party finished speaking. It was just because his mind was filled with images of money that he didn't pay attention at all.

Looking at the money in the bank card, his hands began to tremble.

Girl, just play it safe and boldly. Tomorrow he will go in and lie down by himself to scare people. The 1000 million will be his!

It's impossible to become rich overnight!

He has no doubt about the girl's lavish spending.

Wait... I can't lie down, the girl has mysophobia!

I definitely won't be able to get through asking for leave. I have something important tomorrow, but I can do it.

Song Hao looked at countless horrific scenes and found someone to hang up countless screens in the coffin room, looping through videos that made people feel numb after watching them. They were all the effects of girls appearing.

Spend the least money and do the best thing.

He feels great!

But what are you going to do with 1000 million to get your money back?

Another small goal?

Rich people really know how to play, but... it's none of his business.

Song Hao's mind was filled with: Get rich, get rich, get rich, get rich, get rich...