Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

Today is a good day.

Yanli dragged the dirty woven bag to the scrap collection station.

Because she didn't squeeze it flat, the woven bag was bulging and was eventually dragged to the scrap collection station. Maybe because the mineral water bottle was of good quality, it was finally sold for eight yuan.

Then she skillfully took out her mobile phone and searched: Who needs mineral water when doing good deeds?

The answer will come soon.

"Love mineral water..."

Yan Li bought four bottles of water with eight yuan. When he met the sweeping lady on the road, he gave one bottle to her. Even after all the gifts were given, the task was still not completed.

She was silent for a moment and went directly to a love point near the supermarket.

With a wave of his hand, the half-empty love area was filled.

A sanitation worker was thirsty and wanted to drink water. When he saw this scene, he sincerely thanked him: "Thank you, young man."

"You're welcome."

"Ding, the mission is completed, you get... health points, mission two click... the system crashed... broke... restart... failed to restart, update... update and repair..."

Name: Yan Li (King of Eight Trigrams, Listener of Secrets of the Dead)

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Physique: 5? (The plague chicken among the weak chickens)

Health value: January 31, 1 (You are so strong, on average, your lifespan is longer than a quarter of others)

Special ability: Cannot die until health reaches zero.

"Ding, the repair is completed, the main mission is released: labor is glorious."

"Ding, main task one: As a good young man, everyone has the responsibility to protect the environment. On the May Day Arbor Day, plant a thousand trees. The planting progress is: 0/1000 trees. After the task is completed, you will get one year of life points."

Yan Li has become accustomed to the system's yin and yang strangeness. Anyway, its mental retardation is manifested in two points.

One is to comment on the life value.

The second is to issue mentally retarded tasks.

But she is also mentally retarded, and even though she is mentally retarded, she is still willing to do the task.

Yanli probably understands it as the reason why he has no goals in life.

Someone pokes her and she moves.

It's purely because others find things for her to do. When she meets them, she goes to see them and does whatever she wants.

Then she took out her phone and searched for Labor Arbor Day.

It turns out that Labor Day is Labor Day, Arbor Day is Arbor Day, what a Labor Arbor Day.

It's obvious that the mentally retarded system has gone insane again.

But she knows what tree planting is.

Yanli looked at his delicate palms and went home directly to continue working in the haunted house.

Taking another vacation, she came to the rental company.

"Boss, how much does it cost to rent for a day?"

The boss raised his head and introduced: "Beauty, the small one is three hundred a day, the big one is eight hundred."

"truck……"

……

"Boss, how much does a tree cost..."

After confirming a thousand trees, the boss reminded: "Do you have a planting permit?"

"..." Yan Li obviously didn't expect to ask for any permission.

It was finally decided on the early morning of April 4th, and she happened to be on vacation that Thursday.

At the same time, he sent a message to Yan Ping'an and asked him to send 15 people to help.

Yan Ping'an quickly replied: "Roger, boss."

The 15 people were sent to the designated place. It was a barren mountain plain and extremely empty. The employees who were no longer gangsters got their tools.

Ten excavators appeared, and the one in front began to clear a road.

While they were still confused, five large vehicles drove into the path, revealing medium-sized trees.

The excavator began to loosen the ground and dig a large hole. The gripping excavator grabbed a tree and put the roots wrapped in soil into the hole.

Then the excavator will randomly pull out the surrounding soil to fill the pit.

The next ten vehicles worked together to plant the trees one by one, neatly arranged in rows and at the same distance apart.

When the trees in the cart are used up, they are quickly driven away and will return soon.

"Water the water and refill the unfilled parts." Yanli sat in the shade of the tree and drank a cold drink. At the same time, there were various drinks around her to quench her thirst.

"Good boss."

Fifteen people worked quickly around the trees and quickly filled them with water.

Others just planted seedlings, but Yanli was different. She planted big trees directly, just in one step.

But the progress bar is growing, which proves it is right.

Just plant it, she doesn't need to do it herself, she is very willing to do it.

There are a hundred trees in a row. If all ten rows were arranged in such a neat manner, it would be extremely comfortable for people watching.

But you can’t finish planting in one day. If the excavator is fast, people can’t keep up. If the excavator is slow, people are still too busy.

After all, a machine is made of flesh and blood, but the machine comes first.

Three meals a day are delivered here. In addition to borrowing toilets from nearby farmhouses, everyone is busy all day long.

After all...the boss gave too much.

The next day

Yanli, who successfully asked for leave, came to the scene again.

A thousand trees were planted in two days, and the excavator was operated smoothly. I heard that he graduated from Shandong.

When the last one came, everyone stopped and Yanli got on the excavator. She couldn't drive it and studied online.

The excavator swung its mechanical claw, and then... broke two trees.

In the end, I finally dug a hole. When I clamped the tree, I either couldn't clamp it securely, or I couldn't clamp it securely. Anyway, I just couldn't clamp it properly.

At this time, Yanli thought of the claw machine. The children playing with the dolls in front of them couldn't get anything for their money, and she couldn't get anything for her money.

Well...it's all the same.

Everyone chose to remain silent as they looked at the boss, who was sitting upright, with a serious expression, and extremely serious, as well as the tree that was about to be bald.

After finally throwing the tree into the pit, the tree was almost broken, and it was still crooked when thrown in. It was a good formation, with a spear sprinting at the sharpest corner. I felt obsessive-compulsive and wanted to straighten it.

After watering, Yanli picked up countless wooden poles to support the tree that was about to fall. The support was densely packed. After doing all this, she gently patted the tree and said: "The tree is not afraid of falling. You must live strong."

After speaking, he patted the dust on his gloves and said to the others.

"Perfect, call it a day and go back."

Everyone: Can you straighten it out?I almost have obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Onlookers: Can this tree be replaced?

Someone urged: "Let's go..."

Everyone turned back three times step by step and finally left here.

Among them, patients with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder probably cannot sleep well.