Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

And Yanli, who is smiling contagiously, seems to have found something fun.

During my vacation, I held a smile contest in the park.

Keep smiling while walking or playing in the park area. The longer you keep your smile, the last three will receive a thousand bonuses.

"You can't change your expression in the middle. Keep it the same. What if I sneeze?"

Yan Ping'an was also convinced by his boss, regardless of force, financial resources or anything else. He took a deep breath and replied patiently: "Contestant, this is considered a failure, otherwise everyone can keep sneezing. This is your number plate."

"Can I talk if I smile?"

Yan Ping'an explained patiently and well: "Contestants, you can talk, as long as you can keep smiling."

"Can I drink water and go to the toilet?"

“Keep smiling and let the staff take you with you.”

"When I poop, will the staff also go?"

"..." Yan Ping'an took another deep breath to prevent himself from being irritable, and explained again: "Contestants, if you poop, you will be eliminated. You can go and poop now."

"Whose responsibility does it take to lose money playing cards?"

Yan Ping'an: You play cards by yourself, and if you lose, it's still mine. Do you think you're speaking in human terms?

"Contestants can just have fun."

"Can I get a small gift if I lose?"

"Contestants, it's okay."

Yan Ping'an feels that he is very stable now. He no longer wants to hit someone when he gets impatient. He has not kicked any contestant until now.

Soon, the contestants started competing in the exercise area.

There are cameras around, people forming a circle, and spectators acting as referees to help.

Of course, there is a small gift as a reward at the end.

Countless passers-by were happy to help. After all, people visiting the park have more time to spare.

The competition area has shade trees, shade, and open air.

Participants can play chess and cards for entertainment and exercise, as long as they keep smiling.

Yan Li leaned on the chair, under the umbrella, with a smile on his face and his eyes looking down.

People around her thought her smile was weird.

But below are all the people wearing this smile. Not only has it not become normal, but... it has become even weirder!

Passerby A: What kind of novelty are you playing?

This activity does not end in one day.

Soon, there were smiling people everywhere in Licheng.

Just like an infected virus, some people find it funny, some find it weird, and some find the ideas in the launch event strange.

Mainly, the 'Standard Fake Smile' event is really an event, with no advertising and no merchandise for sale.

There are 44 points to carry out activities, divided into upper and lower stages, and three winners, that is six thousand a day, 22 activity points last for three days, and the other 22 activity points continue.

Someone did some calculations, including management personnel, surveillance cameras, small gifts... 1000 million was instantly lost.

Everyone: Rich people really know how to play.

Employee on the [-]th floor: Another day of extravagance by the boss. It feels like the company is about to die and the job is at risk.

Others are like Pixiu, who can only get in but not get out. My own boss can only get out but not get in. I can't find any adjectives to describe him.

It can only be represented by a character: a boy who spreads his wealth.

"Attention all contestants, 3.2.1...smile..."

50 people were smiling neatly at the same time. It was so weird that it would scare someone to death at night.

It's also hilarious.

The contestants played chess, exercised, played cards, and watched others play. Anyway, they just couldn't be idle.

The only thing that is the same is always smiling.

They basically don't speak. After all, it's a bit difficult to speak with a smile. The corners of the mouth will turn down, and then the game is over.

Every time there was silence or movement, the surrounding crowd seemed a little excited.

"NO.20 You're not smiling, please remove your number plate quickly..."

"Haha... I saw someone's face almost twitching."

"Hold on, 1000 yuan bonus, come on..."

"When you play chess, you play chess. If you want to play No.13, you just want to play. You forgot to laugh."

NO.13 was crossed out again and the number plate was collected.

"The rules don't say you can't rub your face. Just smile and rub your face. Don't ruin your face with laughter."

There was a mahjong player who was surrounded by people behind them. They went out to talk, and the onlookers helped with dubbing.

"No. [-] hits two cylinders...nine cylinders."

"Nine-cylinder bar, touch it yourself."

No. [-] couldn't help but smile when he looked at the opponent's card, because he also had that card.

"Face No. [-] collapsed and was eliminated...all of them failed."

The recorder crosses out the contestant number No. [-] directly on the tablet.

After No. [-] pulled the number plate, he urged: "Keep going..."

This is purely for playing mahjong and participating in the competition.

Each contestant is surrounded by spectators.

The last three winners gave their acceptance speeches.

No.3: "My face is frozen. I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the organizer of the event, Shuan Q."

No.2: "Some people sell Xiao, some people sell midnight snacks, I sell smile, I deserve this thousand."

No.1: "How lonely it is to be invincible. I have a natural smile, all thanks to my parents. With this 1000 yuan, I want to go have a nice meal with my parents."

After the contestants finished their speeches, everyone began to applaud. At the same time, the host announced that they would receive small gifts. Everyone left like bees returning to their hive.

The three quick winners had not even left the stage, and everyone was gone.

This happens at multiple points of activity.

Every spot was crowded with people, and there were countless small vendors on the periphery. The people who reserved the venue did not drive them away, and they also had smiles on their faces because business was so good. This was a smile from the bottom of their hearts.

How can you not be happy after making money?

In three days, countless people laughed so hard that they almost became paralyzed for the reward.

I feel like I don’t want to laugh in my life.

Yanli looked at the balance on the card, and the smile on his lips became wider.

I'm almost out of money...

The ten-digit number in Yanli's account was transferred to Yanli's overseas card. The confidentiality of the foreign country was such that no one else could find it.

But if you use it, your account will be exposed.

But so what...

They could only check Yanli's overseas and domestic remittances, but not the account record of 'Yanli'.

'Old ghosts' basically have this stuff.

Their secrets can be exchanged for money or transferred, and they are basically inseparable from money.

You can't live without Li.

After all, no one has a negative income like her. She spends money like water every day. She makes money quickly and gets rid of it quickly.

The main reason is that Licheng is a big city, and prices in peripheral towns are normal, but high-end restaurants can cost five figures at every turn, and the prices are very low, especially in the upper city area of ​​Licheng.

In this society... nothing is easy, but spending money is the easiest.

……

Yan Li relaxed his expression in the mirror and rubbed his stiff face.

Looking at herself in the mirror to confirm her skin color, her skin now is not as good as it was at the beginning.

But I don’t want to use cosmetics. I have natural skin. Using cosmetics feels like disfiguring and destroying my own skin. No matter how expensive or good it is, it is just an external aid.

There is a big difference between not going out and going out, and the difference between not working and working is even bigger.

But my physical condition has improved a lot.

But the system shows that the constitution is still 5?