Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

"Sister, you quit! Have you given up your hobby?"

Song Hao was shocked, the God of Wealth was running away!

Yan Li imitated the Internet and asked jokingly: "You work here because you don't have enough money?"

Unexpectedly, Song Hao said directly: "Not enough!"

Yanli remembered that this was not what he said last time, and asked doubtfully: "Didn't you say that the money you spent last time was enough to last a lifetime?"

Song Hao said earnestly: "Sister, you have to be ambitious in life. If you can't become the second generation of rich people, you can become the first generation of rich people. I still have two children to raise."

Yan Li cheered him up expressionlessly: "Then come on, I'm going to resign."

Song Hao still wanted to persuade him to stay: "Sister, do you want to think about it again?"

Yan Li decisively refused: "I won't consider it."

Song Hao hesitated to discuss it for a long time. When she was about to leave, he asked for advice: "Can I use the recorded video?"

"What video?"

Song Hao showed it directly to Yan Li, showing her gloomy and scary look.

He explained: "I will keep your scary videos and continue to scare people."

Although it has no real effect, it will probably take a long time for tourists to realize that the ghost that scared them was no longer a real person a long time ago.

"Oh, up to you."

Yanli had no awareness of image rights, so he agreed without thinking.

Even if she had this awareness, she wouldn't care, after all, no one inside could tell that it was her.

The colleagues in the haunted house waved goodbye and watched the little electric donkey leave, feeling a little reluctant to leave. After all, everyone likes bold and pretty girls.

Eh... pretty?

"The girl acts ugly every day, and I forget that she is beautiful!"

"Haha, I'm so used to seeing that wide face and wide chin that I've forgotten that pretty little face..."

"It's such a shame to have your face fucked like this."

"Stop talking, get off work and get off work..."

Soon as the tourists and staff left, the amusement park became quiet.

We went to work as usual the next day, except that one person was missing, but no one felt anything. After all, except for morning and evening and lunch, there was basically no communication or contact.

The world will turn around without anyone, and the haunted house has videos, scary music, and props to support it.

After all... not everyone dares to challenge the scariest area of ​​the haunted house.

For example, young boys with a girlfriend don't want to be scared and run away, losing face.

The purpose of entering a haunted house is to show your courage, not to throw your courage away and let your body run away while your soul chases after you.

The scariest protagonist of the haunted house picked a leaf in the community garden.

1/100

Then the leaves fall to the ground.

0/100

Yan Li: "..."

The first time I saw the progress, I could retract it.

She could only pick up the leaves again.

1/100

Take it home and put it in the living room, then turn around and enter the room.

0/100

Go back to the living room and pick it up

1/100

The progress was still there after I put it down, but when I walked five meters away, the progress shrank again.

0/100

He picked it up again, put it down, and sat on the sofa next to him. The progress did not change.

1/100

Okay, I understand this completely.

To complete the task, you need to take the leaf with you. If it exceeds five meters, you need to pick it up again to confirm, and the progress will go back.

The next day

Yanli was going to buy a suitcase. He had to go on a long mission. He couldn't do it like last time, but he had to at least bring some equipment with him like Shu Yue did.

For example: hand cream

For example: sun hat

For example: a change of clothes

Another example: a box containing leaves

Large shopping malls have everything.

There are many types of suitcases. It was Yanli's first time buying one and he was not sure what to buy until he saw the suitcase passing by him.

The suitcase can move by itself, no need to use your hands, it is a very good choice.

In fact, if you don't like to work alone, it would be more convenient to find an assistant.

"Hello, little sister, this is the latest follower suitcase in our store, 24 inches, automatic tracking, can avoid pedestrians, avoid potholes and stairs, can ride on the remote control, travel uphill and downhill at an even speed, the following time is ten hours , the bracelet has a 90-day standby time and is easy to charge..."

In front of Yanli was a standard size suitcase for traveling, but she looked at the mini suitcase next to it.

Shopping guide: "This cosmetic case is given as a gift."

Yan Li looked at the pure black box again and asked, "How much is it?"

"Hello, the total is 19999 yuan."

Yan Li, who was about to take out his bank card, paused for a moment, suddenly remembered the bargaining, and asked, "Are there any discounts?"

"Sorry, little sister, because it is the latest model, there are no discounts."

"I want it at a fixed price of 18888."

The shopping guide said in a dilemma: "This... I need to ask the store manager."

"Well, go ahead and ask."

Yanli didn't understand the sales routine at all. He just asked the store manager for a chat, and more than [-]% of it was confirmed.

The shopping guide came back soon. After swiping the card, he explained: "I'll teach you how to use it first."

"This makeup case can be stuck at the top..."

"If you wear this bracelet, it will follow..."

"The stairs need to be carried..."

"and also……"

Yanli listened carefully, put the bracelet on her arm, and followed her as soon as she left the suitcase.

It's completely hands-free.

Until she put the leaf in the makeup box, the task window automatically popped up and the progress was displayed again.

One hundred pieces, no matter how big or small, the space is probably just right.

The suitcase followed him into the elevator and downstairs. The neighbors greeted him in confusion: "Where is Xiaoli going?"

"Go and relax, the doctor said I need to relax." Yan Li opened her eyes again and told lies, using random excuses. No matter whether others believed it or not, she believed it anyway.

She just went out to relax...

"Where are you going to play?"

"Several people?"

"It's not safe to be alone, so stay with friends."

Yan Li put a faint smile on his face and said, "Yes, with my friends."

"That's good."

Only then did they notice the suitcase behind her, and the way they followed her made them curious.

"Xiao Li, isn't this cheap?"

Yanli: "The doctor told me to lift less heavy objects."

Doctor: Are you my patient?

The neighbor had no doubts at all and waved goodbye and said, "That's it. Have fun, pay attention to safety, and go back early."

Yanli successfully escaped from the gossip group, got in the car, and came to the airport.

She was already familiar with the process of flying.

I took out my phone again, confirmed the time of the ticket I bought last night, followed the instructions and entered the VIP terminal. There was no one in the terminal at this time.

When the time came, I was sent directly to the first class cabin.

Of course, the suitcases will follow. When they arrive, I will help you put them there when you have time.

The first city was very fast, within an hour, I couldn’t even eat, and I didn’t need to eat.

It is impossible not to eat Li when you are tired of it.

During this period, no one disturbed me until I left the airport and returned to the airport again, about 10 minutes later.

There is an extra leaf on her phone.

2/100

Put the leaves into the makeup case and get on the plane again.

In one day, she took five flights.

On the sixth day, I didn’t buy a plane ticket because I thought it would be dark.

After all, staying up late is not good for your skin, and no cosmetics are as good as going to bed early and getting up early.

7/100