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Chapter 117 Eating farts on the way 1
Mo Daomao asked again: "You really don't want to go and see?"
Bai Ze: "What do you want to do? Mo Daomao."
"A philosopher once said, live until you are old and learn until you are old! Learn this little thing of flirting with girls, there is no end to your learning!" Mo Daomao said.
Bai Ze shook his head, "Women will only affect the speed of my cultivation!"
Mo Daomao shook his head, "Hey, I don't know how to love when I'm young, and I mistake cultivation as a treasure! If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer a lot! I'm leaving!"
Bai Ze was stunned.
Mo Daomao was really sneaking behind Ye Xuan.
Creep forward!
Old Ling followed Mo Diaomao calmly.
Creep forward!
The two are in front of each other!
Xu Xiu was stunned.
Shower!
He doesn't need to peek, just open [Secret Observation]!
Peeping openly, ah no, look!
Ye Xuan and An Lanxiu were very slow.
"What are your plans for the future?" An Lanxiu asked.
"Practice, flirt with girls, ah no, take girls with you." Ye Xuandao.
An Lanxiu: "..."
There was a moment of silence.
An Lanxiu looked at the bright moon, "The moonlight is beautiful today, although it is very hazy."
At this time, Linglao punched Mo Daomao on the buttocks.
Hit the chrysanthemum!
Mo Daomao groaned, "Ah!"
"What are you doing? I'm here!" Mo Daomao cursed.
"Can you please stop farting while riding a horse? Mad, I can tolerate one or two of you, but you have already farted four!" said Ling Lao angrily.
puff!
Xu Xiu burst out laughing.
Damn it, are you two here to be funny?
"Did you smell it?" Mo Daomao said seriously.
He just released it secretly!
And he didn’t know there was someone behind him!
Mud, when did this old guy follow him?
"A noisy fart doesn't stink, a stinky fart doesn't make a sound, but the fart you let out really stinks! It's the stinkiest fart in the world!" Mr. Ling complained.
"How do you prove that he is the smelliest fart in the world?" Mo Dao Mao said.
"I've smelled more farts than you've ever eaten!" said Mr. Ling.
Mo Daomao was stunned.
Xu Xiu: "..."
At this time, there was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room.
[A yellow and old lamp, time is silent beside it: Hahahahaha!Horse riding!I'm eating!Rice spurted out of my nose! ]
[Loneliness strikes without any measure and doesn’t know the difference between severity and severity: Ma De, Ling Lao is really a talent.As expected of a cultivator, he has smelled more farts than ordinary people! ]
[Where is your home? Point in the direction: Mo Daomao did it purely on purpose!Don't you see it? ]
[Xue Nai’s Bai Zi: Is this the legendary large-scale fantasy fairy tale cross talk drama in ancient costumes?Hahahahaha! ]
in the field.
Mo Daomao angrily scolded Mr. Ling: "Where is the morality? Where is the quality? Where is the sense of public morality? Didn't you see that Ye Xuan is in love? Are you still following me? Are you an old pervert?"
Old Ling was stunned.
There was a moment of silence.
"Then you are a little pervert?" Ling Lao said sarcastically.
Mo Daomao: "..."
Xu Xiu: "..."
There was silence for two moments.
Old Ling urged, "Climb quickly, Ye Xuan has already gone far!"
Mo Daomao is crawling forward here.
Elder Ling pulled two leeks from the ground and stuffed them into his nose: "Madeh, I'm warning you, Mo Daomao, don't fart again! Otherwise, I'll kill you for a thousand years!"
Kill for a thousand years!
Mo held the hairy chrysanthemum tightly in his mouth.
Want to fart?
hold on!
Three moments of silence!
The two continued to crawl forward.
At this time, An Lanxiu said quietly, "This hazy moonlight is just like our relationship."
"Our relationship?" Ye Xuan thought for a while and said, "Can we take it a step further?"
"Let's talk about it later!" An Lanxiu said.
More later!
Ye Xuan was stunned and repeated, "Let's talk about it later, let's talk about it later."
The air was suddenly silent.
"Literally?" Ye Xuan asked softly.
An Lanxiu was stunned.
"Literally." An Lanxiu said.
Ye Xuan: "..."
An Lanxiu: "..."
Later, Mo Diaomao murmured to himself, "It turns out that Ye Xuan's chatting with girls is awkward! Then I am also chatting awkwardly! Why is the effect different?"
"Have you ever considered buying a mirror to look at yourself?" Ling Lao said quietly.
Hearing this, Mo Daomao said, "I just don't dare to look in the mirror because I'm so handsome!"
Mr. Ling: I vomited. Σ_(???」∠)Ugh!
At this time, An Lanxiu took out a token and handed it to Ye Xuan, "This is a pass to a secret realm. Take it."
"Secret realm?" Ye Xuan took it.
"Don't give it...ahhhhhh!" Ling Lao roared from the side.
"Are you sick? You can give it to An Lanxiu if you want." Mo Daomao cursed.
At this time, An Lanxiu said, "In the secret realm, you can get adventures, and you may be able to find something to cure your sister Ye Ling's disease!"
"Okay, okay!" Ye Xuan was a little excited.
"Thank you!" Ye Xuandao.
An Lanxiu smiled softly, it was beautiful.
At this time, there was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room.
[Silence holds up across the dusk: So beautiful!This is the beauty of a fairy! ]
[Han Li silently retreated behind everyone: So, in fact, there is no need to confess your love for this trivial matter.Since ancient times, confession has always been a white confession!I would like to advise all good brothers to be careful when expressing your feelings! ]
[An honest man: Who can teach me how to fall in love? ]
[Xue Nai’s Baizi: @ an honest man, how old are you? ]
[An honest man: 18! ]
[Xue Nai’s Bai Zi: I asked about my age when I stepped on the horse! ]
[An honest man: 32! ]
[Xue Nai’s Baizi: You’re over 30, and you still want to fall in love?Dude! ]
At this time.
Ling Lao inserted a thousand-year-old killer directly into Mo Diaomao's ass!
Hit the bullseye!
"I told you not to fart! Why don't you listen?" Ling Lao scolded.
"Ah..." Mo Daomao screamed.
An Lanxiu suddenly turned around, "Is there anyone there?"
At this time, two voices came from the grass.
"Meow~"
"Meow~"
Xu Xiu was stunned.
On a horse!
Ling Lao knows how to meow like a cat every day!
The key point is that you don’t look like this!
It sounds more like "moo~"!
Or "Gah~"!
At this time, Ye Xuan looked at the grass and said lightly.
"Why did the sky suddenly get brighter?"
An Lanxiu was puzzled.
In the grass, Mo Daomao said weakly, "Sure enough, the philosopher is right. Love blinds people! It's as dark as shit when riding horses, where is the daylight?"
"Where does it get daylight?"
Hearing this, Ye Xuan said quietly, "Because there are two light bulbs!"
Two light bulbs!
"Hahahahahaha!" Xu Xiu couldn't stop laughing.
On a horse!
Just as Mo Diaomao was about to stand up, Ling Lao slapped Mo Diaomao on the butt, "Calm down! Don't expose yourself!"
Mo Daomao said, "The one who stepped on the horse has been exposed!"
At this time, barrages flew up in the live broadcast room.
[Darkness is already hovering in the sky, I can’t see where to go: Good guy!Mr. Ling, you are so calm! ]
[Xue Nai’s Bai Zi: How can you not lose your temper?After all, I ate all the farts along the way! ]
[Once upon a time, there was an owl. He stood on the roof: Let’s meow like a cat and meow together! ]
……
Bai Ze: "What do you want to do? Mo Daomao."
"A philosopher once said, live until you are old and learn until you are old! Learn this little thing of flirting with girls, there is no end to your learning!" Mo Daomao said.
Bai Ze shook his head, "Women will only affect the speed of my cultivation!"
Mo Daomao shook his head, "Hey, I don't know how to love when I'm young, and I mistake cultivation as a treasure! If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer a lot! I'm leaving!"
Bai Ze was stunned.
Mo Daomao was really sneaking behind Ye Xuan.
Creep forward!
Old Ling followed Mo Diaomao calmly.
Creep forward!
The two are in front of each other!
Xu Xiu was stunned.
Shower!
He doesn't need to peek, just open [Secret Observation]!
Peeping openly, ah no, look!
Ye Xuan and An Lanxiu were very slow.
"What are your plans for the future?" An Lanxiu asked.
"Practice, flirt with girls, ah no, take girls with you." Ye Xuandao.
An Lanxiu: "..."
There was a moment of silence.
An Lanxiu looked at the bright moon, "The moonlight is beautiful today, although it is very hazy."
At this time, Linglao punched Mo Daomao on the buttocks.
Hit the chrysanthemum!
Mo Daomao groaned, "Ah!"
"What are you doing? I'm here!" Mo Daomao cursed.
"Can you please stop farting while riding a horse? Mad, I can tolerate one or two of you, but you have already farted four!" said Ling Lao angrily.
puff!
Xu Xiu burst out laughing.
Damn it, are you two here to be funny?
"Did you smell it?" Mo Daomao said seriously.
He just released it secretly!
And he didn’t know there was someone behind him!
Mud, when did this old guy follow him?
"A noisy fart doesn't stink, a stinky fart doesn't make a sound, but the fart you let out really stinks! It's the stinkiest fart in the world!" Mr. Ling complained.
"How do you prove that he is the smelliest fart in the world?" Mo Dao Mao said.
"I've smelled more farts than you've ever eaten!" said Mr. Ling.
Mo Daomao was stunned.
Xu Xiu: "..."
At this time, there was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room.
[A yellow and old lamp, time is silent beside it: Hahahahaha!Horse riding!I'm eating!Rice spurted out of my nose! ]
[Loneliness strikes without any measure and doesn’t know the difference between severity and severity: Ma De, Ling Lao is really a talent.As expected of a cultivator, he has smelled more farts than ordinary people! ]
[Where is your home? Point in the direction: Mo Daomao did it purely on purpose!Don't you see it? ]
[Xue Nai’s Bai Zi: Is this the legendary large-scale fantasy fairy tale cross talk drama in ancient costumes?Hahahahaha! ]
in the field.
Mo Daomao angrily scolded Mr. Ling: "Where is the morality? Where is the quality? Where is the sense of public morality? Didn't you see that Ye Xuan is in love? Are you still following me? Are you an old pervert?"
Old Ling was stunned.
There was a moment of silence.
"Then you are a little pervert?" Ling Lao said sarcastically.
Mo Daomao: "..."
Xu Xiu: "..."
There was silence for two moments.
Old Ling urged, "Climb quickly, Ye Xuan has already gone far!"
Mo Daomao is crawling forward here.
Elder Ling pulled two leeks from the ground and stuffed them into his nose: "Madeh, I'm warning you, Mo Daomao, don't fart again! Otherwise, I'll kill you for a thousand years!"
Kill for a thousand years!
Mo held the hairy chrysanthemum tightly in his mouth.
Want to fart?
hold on!
Three moments of silence!
The two continued to crawl forward.
At this time, An Lanxiu said quietly, "This hazy moonlight is just like our relationship."
"Our relationship?" Ye Xuan thought for a while and said, "Can we take it a step further?"
"Let's talk about it later!" An Lanxiu said.
More later!
Ye Xuan was stunned and repeated, "Let's talk about it later, let's talk about it later."
The air was suddenly silent.
"Literally?" Ye Xuan asked softly.
An Lanxiu was stunned.
"Literally." An Lanxiu said.
Ye Xuan: "..."
An Lanxiu: "..."
Later, Mo Diaomao murmured to himself, "It turns out that Ye Xuan's chatting with girls is awkward! Then I am also chatting awkwardly! Why is the effect different?"
"Have you ever considered buying a mirror to look at yourself?" Ling Lao said quietly.
Hearing this, Mo Daomao said, "I just don't dare to look in the mirror because I'm so handsome!"
Mr. Ling: I vomited. Σ_(???」∠)Ugh!
At this time, An Lanxiu took out a token and handed it to Ye Xuan, "This is a pass to a secret realm. Take it."
"Secret realm?" Ye Xuan took it.
"Don't give it...ahhhhhh!" Ling Lao roared from the side.
"Are you sick? You can give it to An Lanxiu if you want." Mo Daomao cursed.
At this time, An Lanxiu said, "In the secret realm, you can get adventures, and you may be able to find something to cure your sister Ye Ling's disease!"
"Okay, okay!" Ye Xuan was a little excited.
"Thank you!" Ye Xuandao.
An Lanxiu smiled softly, it was beautiful.
At this time, there was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room.
[Silence holds up across the dusk: So beautiful!This is the beauty of a fairy! ]
[Han Li silently retreated behind everyone: So, in fact, there is no need to confess your love for this trivial matter.Since ancient times, confession has always been a white confession!I would like to advise all good brothers to be careful when expressing your feelings! ]
[An honest man: Who can teach me how to fall in love? ]
[Xue Nai’s Baizi: @ an honest man, how old are you? ]
[An honest man: 18! ]
[Xue Nai’s Bai Zi: I asked about my age when I stepped on the horse! ]
[An honest man: 32! ]
[Xue Nai’s Baizi: You’re over 30, and you still want to fall in love?Dude! ]
At this time.
Ling Lao inserted a thousand-year-old killer directly into Mo Diaomao's ass!
Hit the bullseye!
"I told you not to fart! Why don't you listen?" Ling Lao scolded.
"Ah..." Mo Daomao screamed.
An Lanxiu suddenly turned around, "Is there anyone there?"
At this time, two voices came from the grass.
"Meow~"
"Meow~"
Xu Xiu was stunned.
On a horse!
Ling Lao knows how to meow like a cat every day!
The key point is that you don’t look like this!
It sounds more like "moo~"!
Or "Gah~"!
At this time, Ye Xuan looked at the grass and said lightly.
"Why did the sky suddenly get brighter?"
An Lanxiu was puzzled.
In the grass, Mo Daomao said weakly, "Sure enough, the philosopher is right. Love blinds people! It's as dark as shit when riding horses, where is the daylight?"
"Where does it get daylight?"
Hearing this, Ye Xuan said quietly, "Because there are two light bulbs!"
Two light bulbs!
"Hahahahahaha!" Xu Xiu couldn't stop laughing.
On a horse!
Just as Mo Diaomao was about to stand up, Ling Lao slapped Mo Diaomao on the butt, "Calm down! Don't expose yourself!"
Mo Daomao said, "The one who stepped on the horse has been exposed!"
At this time, barrages flew up in the live broadcast room.
[Darkness is already hovering in the sky, I can’t see where to go: Good guy!Mr. Ling, you are so calm! ]
[Xue Nai’s Bai Zi: How can you not lose your temper?After all, I ate all the farts along the way! ]
[Once upon a time, there was an owl. He stood on the roof: Let’s meow like a cat and meow together! ]
……
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