On the day of the blind date, I was spoiled by the CEO of the flash marriage until my legs went weak

Tang Tiantian saw that Wu Jun had a look of discomfort on his face after taking a bite of the porridge she cooked. She frowned slightly and said, "It shouldn't be. I obviously followed the steps in the recipe to make it step by step." Yes, it shouldn’t be so unpalatable.”

As she spoke, she reached out and picked up the spoon and took a big mouthful of preserved egg and lean meat porridge and put it in her mouth.

When the porridge first came into her mouth, her taste buds had not yet fully opened.

Until her tongue moved, she suddenly felt as if her tongue had fallen into a salt vat.

How could it be so salty? She had obviously tasted it while cooking it.

At first, she only put half a spoonful of salt in the porridge. After tasting it, she found that there was no taste at all, so she added another half a spoonful.

When she finished adding the salt, she tasted it again, but there was still no taste, so she boldly added several spoonfuls of salt to the porridge. Could it be...

Just when Tang Tiantian was still seriously recalling why the porridge was so salty, she suddenly remembered that when she was cooking porridge, she read the recipe and said that the porridge should not be stirred during the cooking process, otherwise it would easily stick to the pan.

So she put all the salt in the porridge without stirring it. After the porridge was cooked, in order to let the porridge dissipate heat quickly, she stirred it in the pot a few times with a spoon.

As all the taste buds in her mouth opened, Tang Tiantian found that the pot of porridge she cooked was not only salty, but also a little fishy, ​​and seemed to have a bit of a smell. When she wasn't tasting it carefully, it felt like it was just so salty that it pricked her tongue. Just as she was tasting it carefully, all kinds of strange things appeared. The taste immediately hit my head.

She gritted her teeth and ran to the sink to spit out all the porridge in her mouth, then picked up a few handfuls of water to rinse her mouth.

Seeing his girlfriend rinse her mouth and then rinse her tongue, Wu Jun couldn't help but laugh and said, "Although this porridge is unpalatable, it's not poisonous. Do you need to wash your tongue?"

Because there was water in her mouth, Tang Tiantian grunted a few times, then spit out the water in her mouth, "I blanch it, it's really unpalatable, it's just unpalatable, it's fishy and smelly, it's worse than eating it." Shit still hurts.”

"Have you ever eaten shit?"

Wu Jun asked as he took another carton of milk from the refrigerator, unscrewed the bottle cap and took a sip into his mouth.

Tang Tiantian immediately darkened her face and faced Wu Jun, "Do you have the ability to repeat the question just now?"

Just as Wu Jun was about to speak, there were two sounds on the kitchen door, and Ye Yining's weak voice sounded outside, "Wu Jun, where is your razor? I want to clean myself up."

When Wu Jun heard that Ye Yining was about to clean up, he immediately opened the kitchen door and said, "Brother, wait a minute. I'm going to get you a razor. Do you want an electric one or a manual one? We have them all at home."

"Then let's use the manual one. I'm used to using the manual one."

Wu Jun hurriedly went to get a razor for his brother. Ye Yining glanced at the dark stuff in the pot, and the color of the stuff instantly aroused his curiosity.

Tang Tiantian saw that Ye Yining was staring at the pot of poison she had boiled, and hurriedly said, "Ye Yining, are you hungry? I have prepared a lot of snacks in the living room, including instant noodles, snail powder, chocolate, and everything in this pot You can't eat anything. I'll find you some snacks or fruit to put your stomach down. You can see if that's okay.

The aunt at home will be back soon after buying groceries. As soon as she comes back, you can eat whatever you want. "

Ye Yining looked at the porridge in the pot with great curiosity. He had eaten a lot of delicacies from all over the world and had tasted hundreds of kinds of porridge, but this was the first time he had seen porridge of this color in his life.

It's gray and black, slightly darker than cement, but not like brown.

So he asked curiously, "Did you add Chinese medicine to the porridge?"

Tang Tiantian looked back at the porridge in the pot, shook her head and explained, "The preserved eggs added to the porridge, you can only eat something soft and easy to digest now. I was afraid that you would find the white porridge tasteless, so I added a few preserved eggs and some diced meat to the porridge. Go in.

I obviously followed the steps in the recipe, but the cooked food tasted worse than traditional Chinese medicine.

If you are really hungry, you should eat something else to fill your stomach first. Otherwise, if you have any trouble with me, I will definitely be scolded by my uncle. "

Ye Yining didn't expect that Tang Tiantian would be so afraid of Mr. Huo. Last year in the ward, Tang Tiantian cried in pain when changing the dressing. But as soon as Mr. Huo left, the little girl immediately stopped crying and buried her head in the quilt.

Today she once again mentioned that she was afraid of Mr. Huo, which aroused Ye Yining's curiosity. As far as he knew, Mr. Huo didn't seem to be more cruel than Tang Tiantian, and he didn't know why this girl was so afraid of Mr. Huo.

"Huo Ye once beat you, are you so afraid of him?" Ye Yining saw that Wu Jun had gone to get him a razor but hadn't come back yet, so he found a topic to ask Tang Tiantian.

Tang Tiantian hummed, remembering the times when he was scolded by his uncle so much that he couldn't help but sighed, "I was scolded by my uncle when I was in junior high school.

That was the second time I met him. In a very grand manor, I took advantage of my dad to talk to someone about work, so I climbed up a persimmon tree by myself to pick persimmons to eat.

At that time, the persimmons on the tree were not yet fully ripe, and my tongue was numb from eating them, so I threw out the half-eaten persimmons in my hand.

I was also unlucky that time. I threw the persimmon at my uncle's friend for some reason. As a result, my uncle shouted me down the tree and scolded me.

Finally, they punished me by depriving me of dinner. "

After Ye Yining listened to Tang Tiantian's explanation, her eyes, which were already particularly prominent because of her thinness, became even bigger because of her glare.

He looked at Tang Tiantian with a shocked look on his face, "Were you the guy with the haircut and camouflage uniform back then?"

When Tang Tiantian heard Ye Yining say that she was a boy, she couldn't help but correct her, "What a boy, I thought the skirt was too much in the way, so..."

Halfway through her words, Tang Tiantian suddenly realized how Ye Yining knew that she was wearing camouflage clothes. She looked up and stared into Ye Yining's eyes, and said with a strange look, "How did you know that I had a boy's haircut and was wearing camouflage clothes? Is that possible? Not like those few followers who followed my brother-in-law back then, they are..."

"Exactly, the persimmon you threw down from the tree hit the boy Wu Jun. It seems that your boyfriend was chosen by the persimmon tree for you. Otherwise, how could you hit Wu Jun with persimmon juice? ."

Wu Jun brought Ye Yining a razor and felt incredible when his brother and his girlfriend talked about the time when he was hit by a persimmon.

The child who was sitting on the tree and hitting him with a persimmon was obviously a little boy. No matter how he looked or how quickly he got down from the tree, he couldn't even compare to ordinary little boys.

Unexpectedly, many years later, the boy from back then would become his girlfriend, and her appearance was very different from that of back then.

Although Tang Tiantian is an outspoken straight man who doesn't like to go around, but his beautiful appearance makes him a beauty at first glance.

Seeing Wu Jun looking at Tang Tiantian in surprise, Ye Yining couldn't help but cautiously asked Wu Jun, "Wu Jun, are you still curious about Tang Tiantian's gender?"

"You're so curious, we are almost turning into rotten rice. Do you think he and I are still raw rice?"

As soon as Tang Tiantian finished speaking, she saw her man's face turn into ink instantly.

Seeing that a war was about to break out, Ye Yining quickly grabbed the razor from his brother's hand and quickly hid in the bathroom.