Fast Travel: A Record of Unusual Creatures

Chapter 115: Panda Wholesaler (15)

In the underworld, as the latest batch of auction items released by the Haoda Auction House spread, the entire underworld became a sensation.

the reason is simple.

That is, their auction items are super eye-catching and shocking, probably so shocking that their ancestral graves will split apart.

Pikachu, Magikarp, Totoro, Sailor Moon, Black Cat and White Cat, Tanuki, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Snow Rabbit Seiya, and even Wild Ultraman.

This publicity, this level of shock, no matter whether it is placed in the underworld or the human world, it is extremely explosive.

The entire underworld internet is going crazy talking about it.

【Am I crazy? 】

[If I read it correctly, what is written on the leaflet is not an entity. Isn’t this a bit too outrageous? Our underworld has opened a Two-dimensional channel.

Went to Two-dimensional to arrest people for slave trade? 】

[Crazy, crazy, completely crazy! 】

[It’s just a black cat, a white cat, and a tabby cat. What the hell is Pikachu? Why is there Sailor Moon?

Is this really appropriate?May I? 】

[Brothers, I just called and contacted the customer service of Haoda Da Da Auction House. They swore that everything they sell can be touched and moved. At least for us ghosts, they are considered living things.

It's just that I may be a little behind in terms of IQ and wisdom.

More similar to a puppet or a skin?

Anyway, I heard from their customer service that it has a wide range of uses. It can be used as a pet or as a skin, just fuse it with the ghost soul.

In human form, they can be boyfriend and girlfriend. 】

[Ah ah ah ah ah, snow rabbit, there is actually a snow rabbit, Niang Le, I was so obsessed with it when I was alive. When I was alive, I could only think about it, but I could actually buy it when I was dead.

Oh my god, wait a minute, I don’t have any coins! 】

[While borrowing money, is there anyone willing to lend me some ghost coins?Ten yuan is never too little, and 1000 million is never too much. I guarantee that I will try my best to pay it back in my lifetime! 】

[I am so poor that I can only envy you! 】

[Wild Ultraman, there is actually a life-size Ultraman for sale. I’m really going crazy. What channel has the underworld official opened up? It’s outrageous to let us consume it. It’s just like piercing my aorta! 】

[No, I can't bear it anymore. I can't continue to show off my salted fish. I have to go to work. I have to work. I really can't do it. Is there any rich woman who can make a living? 】

[You are thinking nonsense above. There are Two-dimensional beauties like Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Yukito and Seiya for sale. Who has soft rice to feed you? Just buy a few Two-dimensional beauties. The harem is not beautiful! 】

[By the way, can it be customized? 】

[I can understand some things, but what the hell are Calabash Babies? Who would buy a few Calabash Babies to accompany themselves? Do they want to experience the fun of raising a baby? 】

[Grandpa Calabash, isn’t that outrageous? To be honest, I would rather buy snake essence than grandpa! 】

[Can you give me a price so I can give up? 】

[Isn’t it strange? More than 20 people have paid deposits to buy Wukong, the monkey.

The most outrageous thing is that [-]% of them are men...]

[I always thought that everyone was quite poor, but it turns out that all of you have money to pay the security deposit. I am the only one who is really poor emotionally. It’s so heartbreaking! 】

[Yang Jian, Yang Jian, why is there no Yang Jian? I like Yang Jian no matter what version, I want Yang Jian! 】

[I want Xiao Li’s flying knife! 】

【I...I want a male mother...】

[Isn’t it a bit too much upstairs...]

[Wait a minute, I have a bold idea. If Two-dimensional characters can be purchased and used as skins, then we can shoot real-life movies and TV shows in the underworld. The degree of restoration is absolutely super high, and it can even be regarded as [-]% restoration. Wow, my blood is boiling. Although I have no blood, my blood is really boiling now. I want to make a drama. Does anyone invest in it? 】

[If you cheat money, just cheat money, waste so much words! 】

[Quietly asking, is this auction only one time, or will it be conducted through auction channels in the future? That is to say, is there a possibility of mass production and then selling it cheaply? I feel that I may not be able to afford it in the auction! 】

[Oh my God, why do you have to work to earn Mingqin? Can't your family burn it? It was promised that burning paper money is useful, but the new regulations are really unreasonable.

The paper money burned in the past can obviously be used as money! 】

[Nonsense, based on the amount of paper money some people burn in the underworld, if it was really accepted, our financial system in the underworld would have collapsed a long time ago. Besides, there is still yin virtue, and accumulating more virtue is more useful than burning more paper now! 】

[Um, do you think the sudden appearance of these Two-dimensional characters for sale is related to the emergence of a batch of mobile phones that can communicate between the yin and yang some time ago? There must be a boss who is very good at communicating between yin and yang, and even reversing yin and yang. Now that he's out of the mountain, maybe these Two-dimensional characters were created by that big boss.

After all, according to legend, top paper craftsmen in the past could turn paper figures into slaves of the underworld.

Is it for the use of dignitaries in the world after their death? 】

[Please, why do you think so much?Do you really want to know what a hen looks like to eat an egg? 】

[When will the sale start? I can’t wait. My Sailor Moon must not be bought by others. It’s a pity that there is no Sakura. When I was a child, my favorites were Sailor Moon and Sakura, as well as Yukito and Sakura. My brother, I only have Snow Rabbit now, I’m so confused, it’s really torturing our CP party! 】

[Because I have limited Ming coins in my hand, I am so confused right now. I don’t know whether to buy a character that I like a little now or wait. Maybe my favorite character will appear in the future and buy it then.

Ah, why am I so poor! ! 】

[I envy some ghosts who have lived in the underworld for a long time. They must have accumulated a lot of underworld coins.

Buy whatever you want...]

[Think too much, you really think too much. You have never seen what is called sunlight, moonlight, years, years. I have lived in the underworld for more than 40 years. Now I have nothing but a pile of debts, and no one wants to use my butt. Yes! 】

[emmm...disgusting]

[You can see it and sell it, but I can’t afford it. That’s the most painful thing. If I had known better, I wouldn’t have kept selling salted fish. I originally thought that I wouldn’t have to worry about food, clothing, housing, and transportation, and I wouldn’t have to worry about disease education or anything like that. , you don’t have to spend any money at all, how can you still sell these good things!

It is simply a lack of martial ethics and martial ethics! 】

[I burst into tears...]

[My main conflict now is that the gap between my income and what I want is too big! 】

[Let me quietly inquire about the protection of Hao Da Da’s auction house, ah, no, how are the bodyguards’ abilities? Is there anyone who has the same idea as me? We can cooperate together, rob it and fly away! 】

[Stop dreaming, people are the official background! 】

[I'm afraid your coordinates are now locked...]

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