Fast Travel: A Record of Unusual Creatures

It’s past twelve o’clock at noon, Jubao’s house.

"Honey, it's really hot. It's really hot this time. Come over here and take a look. My God, it's really smoke coming out of the ancestral grave. No, it's the ancestral grave on fire!"

It took just over two hours after the video was uploaded, and my number of followers exceeded one million from the previous 10,000+.

It's equivalent to an extra zero, an extra zero! "

Looking at his mobile phone, which was almost stuck due to the increase in the number of fans and comments, Chi Xia was so excited that it was hard to describe. He wished he could sing loudly on the spot, or scream a few words with a sledgehammer in his chest.

However, his rational humanity finally restrained his wild desire to let himself go and liberate his nature.

I just couldn’t wait to share it with my girlfriend.

"I know, I'm not a primitive person who never surfs the Internet. On the way back, I saw the hot search content and the number of fans you have now. Even when I came back late, it was all to buy something good for our hero. Let’s eat and celebrate that the video went viral!”

It was rare for Gao Ting to come back a little later than Chi Xia today, and as soon as she entered the house, before she could put down her things, she saw Chi Xia smiling like a peony flower, rushing to show off in front of her, as if she was lagging behind. In today's information age, it is common to have no idea about this.

Therefore, Dang even smiled and picked up the bag in his hand, saying with both helplessness and congratulations.

Seeing that Gao Ting was not as excited as him, Chi Xia was not disappointed, but still smiled happily and asked:

“So are you making a big meal for lunch today?

something delicious?Is there anything I like to eat? How about we order takeout? It would waste a lot of time making it ourselves, so just order the more expensive one.

Or you can go to the seafood buffet on Dongbin Road.

488 It’s okay to be alone..."

Just from his words and slightly excited tone, it can be heard that Chi Xia is still very excited at this time, and his calmness has nothing to do with him.

"What good things are you thinking about? The biggest contributor I mentioned is Ju Bao. If you hold on to death, you will be the second biggest contributor. No, if you include the civet cat, you will only be ranked third.

I bought some salmon specially for Jubao.

I also bought some live shrimp and fresh beef. "

After finishing these words with a slight smile on her lips, Gao Ting saw that the corners of Chi Xia's mouth were a little droopy, so she immediately stopped teasing him and hurriedly said:

"Okay, okay, just kidding. Besides, you can eat whatever Jubao can eat. It's okay. They are all good things. However, I was in a hurry at noon today, so I couldn't cook a few dishes, so I can only make do with it for the time being. have eaten.

If you really want to celebrate, wait until you have a few days off.

I'm going to cook lunch first. You go check out the details of your account and answer some people's questions. I see in the comments below that there seem to be a lot of people who suspect that you control cats and train them to help you make this micro-movie.

Although I don’t know much about public opinion and public relations, if you can explain something, you should explain it as early as possible. If you delay it for a long time, others will think you have a guilty conscience. Well, let me make a suggestion.

It’s up to you to figure it out for yourself! "

Actually speaking, when Chi Xia first started making videos and uploading them, Gao Ting had been paying attention to what he shot and other people's comments, and her fans were growing.

But she was concerned that she was paying too much attention.

It would make Chi Xia feel that she had too high expectations for the operational performance of his account, which would increase the psychological pressure on the other party, so she had been acting a little indifferent until today, when he was completely furious.

Gao Ting couldn't help but feel happy for him.

At this time, Chi Xia said arrogantly: "I have already expected what you said. I just sent out a special notice saying that there will be a live broadcast to answer questions in the evening. It just gives me a few hours to increase the popularity and also Allow enough time to answer questions and refute rumors.

Direct text matching on the Internet is too slow.

Some people may not be able to see it either.

Live video streaming is the most efficient! "

"As long as you know what's going on." After knowing that Chi Xia was prepared, Gao Ting went to the kitchen with confidence.

Chi Xia, on the other hand, continued to laugh, and it took a while before she remembered the other hero, Ju Bao, and then Qu Jie and the whole cat became depressed because of this.

Chi Xia in an extremely excited state.

He's simply not human, he's so insane.

In order to express his love and excitement, he rushed straight into the pet room, took out Qu Jie who was lying comfortably in the cat's bed, and then gave it a cruel, violent and baptism of love.

Of course, this is what Chi Xia thinks of as love.

For Qu Jie.

It's just complete terror and torture.

How to describe it, just ten minutes, but it made Qu Jie feel like her days were like years, and she also felt that she was completely unclean. During these ten minutes, Chi Xia first felt furry and soft against it. He kneaded his belly for three to five minutes. During the kneading, he did not forget to suck the cat hair twice, stroke it along the hair, and then kissed Qu Jie fiercely. He could kiss Qu Jie hundreds of times in one minute. The most terrifying thing was that he didn’t know in the end. Are you crazy?

He actually opened his mouth wide and swallowed half of Qu Jie's head. He kissed her several times. It really made Qu Jie's eyes darken several times and her mentality collapsed.

I won’t mention whether I have bad breath or something.

This operation alone is suffocating.

Suffocation in a double sense, suffocation in terms of breathing oxygen, and suffocation in the psychological aspect.

If humans saw this picture, they would probably think it was very interesting and funny. But as a cat, Qu Jie is still a cat with human thoughts and souls. It really can't accept this kind of comedy. , and couldn't accept his expression of love.

Not only could it not accept it, but the big gray raccoon who had been watching by the side was also stunned and looked horrified.

I probably don’t want to stay here anymore.

I would rather go back to wandering.

This male shit shoveler is really scary.

At first, Qu Jie didn't expect Chi Xia to be so perverted, so she was stunned for a moment and didn't think about resisting and breaking away. But after doing this several times, it was obvious that she couldn't endure it anymore, so she stretched out her front paws and gave it to Chi Xia. A slap, or a kick.

And when Chi Xia let go in pain, he quickly broke away.

Then he ran to the kitchen to complain.

Although Gao Ting actually didn't understand what her Jubao said, she couldn't help but couldn't help it. Qu Jie was dancing and gesticulating well. After watching carefully for a while, she could roughly guess that Jubao might be complaining after being wronged.

When she saw Chi Xia who had just walked into the kitchen with a very obvious cat paw mark on her left cheek, Gao Ting couldn't guess that it was Chi Xia that Ju Bao was suing.

The next second, she burst into laughter:

"Hahaha, what did you do to Jubao? You were kicked by it, and it came to complain!"

"Look at how wronged the little orange baby is!"