Fast Travel: A Record of Unusual Creatures
Chapter 17: Please call me Meow Zetian (17)
Chi Xia's face turned dark when she saw clearly what had just happened, the barrage on the screen, and Ju Bao looking at him innocently. This was too heartbreaking.
The key is to think carefully about the content of the barrage.
It seems quite reasonable.
Then it will undoubtedly become more distressing.
However, Chi Xia responded quickly. After a few seconds, he spread his hands and replied with a wry smile based on the current situation:
"You have also seen my family status and how rebellious Ju Bao is. Those who say that I train cats to perform and shoot, or abuse cats, please touch your conscience. Look at my face, do you have a conscience? Really? Is it me who abuses the cat, or does the cat abuse me?"
"After training, Ju Bao's strength has increased, much more than before. No one can force it to do what it doesn't want to do, so as far as the short film I made earlier is concerned, I'm really not a director.
I was so exhausted that I was engaged in post-editing and dubbing.
The filming was directed and performed by Ju Bao...
Don’t believe me, let me show you the original surveillance video. There is no mixed editing at all, especially the latter part, which is basically one shot to the end. "
After all, the main purpose of today is to clarify some rumors on the Internet, so after Chi Xia explained the situation in a timely manner, he immediately produced evidence.
Retrieve the original surveillance video from your phone.
Play at triple speed.
[Oh my god, if you don’t watch the subtitles and dubbing, if you just watch the video, it’s really one shot without editing. 】
[The lens quality is quite strong...]
[Well, I feel a bit outrageous for some reason. Nowadays, even some actors with good acting skills find it difficult to find the camera so accurately, but a cat did it! 】
[The anchor is a loser. I always thought that the micro-movie was so exciting because the anchor planned a good story, shot it well, and trained the cat. But now it seems that the anchor is nothing and relies entirely on his own cat to guide him! 】
[This cat must have been a movie queen in her previous life...]
[No, I still find it a bit difficult to understand. I can understand Jubao trying to exercise after being beaten, but it should be difficult to directly improve fighting skills by just exercising. I have never seen anyone just exercise.
He learned martial arts after getting fit.
When Ju Bao was beaten before, he clearly resisted without any structure, saying that there was no problem with Miao Miao Gun Gun's eight punches, but it changed when he was beaten again.
Became as well-trained as a tiger or a leopard.
I believe it even after two months of military training! 】
[The moves of the civet cat have also changed. Although the civet cat was relatively powerful before, its movements were not very structured. It relied purely on strength and predatory skills to beat the orange treasure. Later, it seemed to have undergone training. 】
When seeing these barrages, Chi Xia was actually a little confused, because he was not a professional, so how could he see any changes in the cat fights?
On the contrary, Qu Jie's heart tightened.
I really didn't expect anyone to be so boring.
If we have to talk about flaws, the technical issue of the fight between it and the big gray raccoon under the surveillance is indeed the biggest flaw, because the moves of the two cats use a lot of martial arts skills, which are not very lethal, but are quite performative. and beautiful martial arts skills, and those skills that Big Gray Beaver knows were taught by Qu Jie.
Therefore, their playing styles can be regarded as coming from the same source.
If a great master of martial arts were to watch, he would probably be able to see more and see the nature of their performances.
But even so, Qu Jie just didn't panic. After all, who could doubt a cat? Even if others doubted it, they would only suspect that the poop shovel was hiding something and had deliberately trained his pet.
"Well, I have seen some people's doubts, but I have never trained these two cats, and I don't know any martial arts or anything like that. By the way, you have seen those Jubao daily videos I posted before. Yes, everyone should know that Jubao himself has practiced jumping and flying skills, so he should have practiced it himself.
As for where you learned it from..."
After pondering carefully for a long time, Chi Xia suddenly thought of something, and immediately slapped his thigh and shouted excitedly:
"I remembered that when Ju Bao first started exercising, my girlfriend was very concerned. Sometimes when she came back from get off work, she would turn on the TV in the living room and play some documentaries about tigers and leopards for Ju Bao to watch. Among them were tigers and leopards hunting. The scene may be that Jubao became self-taught after watching those documentaries.
Apart from this, I really can't think of any other possibilities. After all, I have to go to work every day, and my girlfriend also has to go to work every day. Who has time to teach Jubao.
Besides, we ourselves don’t know anything.
What can I teach Jubao about?
I'm just an ordinary fat guy, not a flexible fat guy, a fat guy who knows martial arts or something like that, I'm just a social fat guy, please don't ask too detailed questions, and don't ask for any professional knowledge, I really don't understand! "
【Hahaha! 】
[I feel so embarrassed when I don’t know anything, but the teacher calls me by name to ask questions. I laugh to death. 】
[I don’t understand why some people insist on asking the truth. There are too many unexpected coincidences in this world. Just now Jubao gave me a like. Is this what the anchor taught me? You humans should stop asking about cats. 】
[Is it possible that these two cats met Master Oogway and realized the true meaning of martial arts in a short period of time? 】
[Watch less cartoons in the previous section. 】
[I think it is better to say that they are gifted. Cats, tigers, leopards, etc., can barely be regarded as relatively distant relatives. There are some who have returned to their ancestors and are more closely related, which is very reasonable! 】
[Everyone is getting more and more outrageous. 】
[What is Ju Bao doing? 】
[Are you collaborating with your new brother to commit the crime? 】
[It’s only around eight o’clock now, host, are you treating Orange Baby too harshly? Why does it seem to be hungry again at this hour, and it’s still looking for cat food with another cat? 】
Yes, to divert everyone's attention.
Keep them from overthinking.
Qu Jie thought for a while, then jumped off the table, ran to the big gray raccoon, and meowed to it for a while. The two cats immediately started committing crimes, cooperating with each other and jumping to pretend to be cats. Next to the food cabinet, he opened the cabinet, took out the cat food, bit open the bag and ate it. Then, as expected, the viewers in the live broadcast room were led astray and no longer dwelled on the previous issues.
They then asked Chi Xia if he didn't let Ju Bao eat enough, and wanted to watch more carefully and asked him to come closer to the live broadcast. They wanted to watch Ju Bao's eating and broadcasting.
Chi Xia hurriedly explained.
He also said that Jubao had eaten not long ago, and that Jubao had a big appetite. While explaining, he obediently pointed the camera at the two cats who were feasting.
Continue to live broadcast.
The key is to think carefully about the content of the barrage.
It seems quite reasonable.
Then it will undoubtedly become more distressing.
However, Chi Xia responded quickly. After a few seconds, he spread his hands and replied with a wry smile based on the current situation:
"You have also seen my family status and how rebellious Ju Bao is. Those who say that I train cats to perform and shoot, or abuse cats, please touch your conscience. Look at my face, do you have a conscience? Really? Is it me who abuses the cat, or does the cat abuse me?"
"After training, Ju Bao's strength has increased, much more than before. No one can force it to do what it doesn't want to do, so as far as the short film I made earlier is concerned, I'm really not a director.
I was so exhausted that I was engaged in post-editing and dubbing.
The filming was directed and performed by Ju Bao...
Don’t believe me, let me show you the original surveillance video. There is no mixed editing at all, especially the latter part, which is basically one shot to the end. "
After all, the main purpose of today is to clarify some rumors on the Internet, so after Chi Xia explained the situation in a timely manner, he immediately produced evidence.
Retrieve the original surveillance video from your phone.
Play at triple speed.
[Oh my god, if you don’t watch the subtitles and dubbing, if you just watch the video, it’s really one shot without editing. 】
[The lens quality is quite strong...]
[Well, I feel a bit outrageous for some reason. Nowadays, even some actors with good acting skills find it difficult to find the camera so accurately, but a cat did it! 】
[The anchor is a loser. I always thought that the micro-movie was so exciting because the anchor planned a good story, shot it well, and trained the cat. But now it seems that the anchor is nothing and relies entirely on his own cat to guide him! 】
[This cat must have been a movie queen in her previous life...]
[No, I still find it a bit difficult to understand. I can understand Jubao trying to exercise after being beaten, but it should be difficult to directly improve fighting skills by just exercising. I have never seen anyone just exercise.
He learned martial arts after getting fit.
When Ju Bao was beaten before, he clearly resisted without any structure, saying that there was no problem with Miao Miao Gun Gun's eight punches, but it changed when he was beaten again.
Became as well-trained as a tiger or a leopard.
I believe it even after two months of military training! 】
[The moves of the civet cat have also changed. Although the civet cat was relatively powerful before, its movements were not very structured. It relied purely on strength and predatory skills to beat the orange treasure. Later, it seemed to have undergone training. 】
When seeing these barrages, Chi Xia was actually a little confused, because he was not a professional, so how could he see any changes in the cat fights?
On the contrary, Qu Jie's heart tightened.
I really didn't expect anyone to be so boring.
If we have to talk about flaws, the technical issue of the fight between it and the big gray raccoon under the surveillance is indeed the biggest flaw, because the moves of the two cats use a lot of martial arts skills, which are not very lethal, but are quite performative. and beautiful martial arts skills, and those skills that Big Gray Beaver knows were taught by Qu Jie.
Therefore, their playing styles can be regarded as coming from the same source.
If a great master of martial arts were to watch, he would probably be able to see more and see the nature of their performances.
But even so, Qu Jie just didn't panic. After all, who could doubt a cat? Even if others doubted it, they would only suspect that the poop shovel was hiding something and had deliberately trained his pet.
"Well, I have seen some people's doubts, but I have never trained these two cats, and I don't know any martial arts or anything like that. By the way, you have seen those Jubao daily videos I posted before. Yes, everyone should know that Jubao himself has practiced jumping and flying skills, so he should have practiced it himself.
As for where you learned it from..."
After pondering carefully for a long time, Chi Xia suddenly thought of something, and immediately slapped his thigh and shouted excitedly:
"I remembered that when Ju Bao first started exercising, my girlfriend was very concerned. Sometimes when she came back from get off work, she would turn on the TV in the living room and play some documentaries about tigers and leopards for Ju Bao to watch. Among them were tigers and leopards hunting. The scene may be that Jubao became self-taught after watching those documentaries.
Apart from this, I really can't think of any other possibilities. After all, I have to go to work every day, and my girlfriend also has to go to work every day. Who has time to teach Jubao.
Besides, we ourselves don’t know anything.
What can I teach Jubao about?
I'm just an ordinary fat guy, not a flexible fat guy, a fat guy who knows martial arts or something like that, I'm just a social fat guy, please don't ask too detailed questions, and don't ask for any professional knowledge, I really don't understand! "
【Hahaha! 】
[I feel so embarrassed when I don’t know anything, but the teacher calls me by name to ask questions. I laugh to death. 】
[I don’t understand why some people insist on asking the truth. There are too many unexpected coincidences in this world. Just now Jubao gave me a like. Is this what the anchor taught me? You humans should stop asking about cats. 】
[Is it possible that these two cats met Master Oogway and realized the true meaning of martial arts in a short period of time? 】
[Watch less cartoons in the previous section. 】
[I think it is better to say that they are gifted. Cats, tigers, leopards, etc., can barely be regarded as relatively distant relatives. There are some who have returned to their ancestors and are more closely related, which is very reasonable! 】
[Everyone is getting more and more outrageous. 】
[What is Ju Bao doing? 】
[Are you collaborating with your new brother to commit the crime? 】
[It’s only around eight o’clock now, host, are you treating Orange Baby too harshly? Why does it seem to be hungry again at this hour, and it’s still looking for cat food with another cat? 】
Yes, to divert everyone's attention.
Keep them from overthinking.
Qu Jie thought for a while, then jumped off the table, ran to the big gray raccoon, and meowed to it for a while. The two cats immediately started committing crimes, cooperating with each other and jumping to pretend to be cats. Next to the food cabinet, he opened the cabinet, took out the cat food, bit open the bag and ate it. Then, as expected, the viewers in the live broadcast room were led astray and no longer dwelled on the previous issues.
They then asked Chi Xia if he didn't let Ju Bao eat enough, and wanted to watch more carefully and asked him to come closer to the live broadcast. They wanted to watch Ju Bao's eating and broadcasting.
Chi Xia hurriedly explained.
He also said that Jubao had eaten not long ago, and that Jubao had a big appetite. While explaining, he obediently pointed the camera at the two cats who were feasting.
Continue to live broadcast.
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