Fast Travel: A Record of Unusual Creatures

The night after Qu Jie left.

Hu Ya then summoned all his children to the study. In front of them, he burned all the storybooks in the study with fox fire. Then, while they were confused, he took out a pile of jade slips:

"Starting from today, our family no longer has to read books at all. We will all study on jade slips, one for each person, which contains all the content you need to learn.

There are also many new storybooks! "

As long as you make one jade slip, you can easily copy it if you have strong mental power and a sufficient number of jade slips. It is slightly more difficult than copying and pasting a storage disk, but the difficulty is limited.

The contents of each of the jade slips distributed by Hu Ya were the same, including a pinyin dictionary, a set of enlightenment books, and thousands of superimposed volumes. It can be said that all the things Qu Jie left behind were moved into the jade by him. Among the bamboo slips, make dozens of copies and distribute them to your children.

"Wait a minute, Dad, haven't we already been enlightened? Why do we still need to learn? Didn't you tell us that we only need to be literate?"

"Yes, Dad, we are already so old, so we don't need to learn it. Even if we learn it, we won't use it.

We don’t plan to take the imperial examination! "

"Let Brother 21 and Sister [-] learn. They are young and haven't finished their introductory classes yet. If they learn just fine, we won't need it anymore. It's not necessary."

"I'll just watch it!"

Before reading the contents of the jade slips, the fox brothers and sisters who were older and had already been enlightened and knew most of the characters quickly expressed their refusal and pushed the two youngest ones out. , it is better to let the youngest people take on the responsibility of learning this kind of thing. They are old, have no need, and have no ambition. It is good for losers to lie down and play games.

Although Hu Erlang and Hu Ermei's faces were a little dark, they were already in the process of enlightenment, and they couldn't shirk it even if they wanted to, so they could only remain silent.

And check the contents inside the jade slip.

Then they were even more confused, because there were many things in the jade slips that they didn't recognize at all, and they had never seen those round and round characters before.

They always feel as if they have to learn new knowledge again. Thinking of this makes them even more headache. Who is not a scumbag?

"That's enough, shut up!

Your current level of knowledge is certainly enough to be a vixen, but haven’t you seen that your father has become a human being, from body to soul, and you will all have to go through this step in the future. When the time comes, Our family is no longer a fox clan, but a human clan.

As a human race, if you want to inherit it for a long time and have a certain status, can you do it without some knowledge and culture?

The new knowledge and new enlightenment content in this jade slip were all compiled by Qu Jie. These things she created must be for your benefit, so you should not let me slack off and you must study hard for me.

I will criticize anyone who cannot learn, and I will criticize anyone who fails to learn, is naughty, or slacks off. By the way, the authority of your game console is now in my hands.

As long as I want, I can upgrade the anti-addiction mode of the game console in your hand to a black room mode at any time, and directly turn the game console into a brick. You can't play anything. Only if I open the permissions can it be restored.

So don't try to be lazy with me. "

Hu Ya couldn't understand what Qu Jie said, and naturally couldn't follow it directly, so he used his parental authority and the game console permissions that Qu Jie gave him to force him to do so. .

Then, there was a wailing below.

After all, it would be terrible if the game consoles were blocked and turned into bricks. Then they would have to go back to their boring days. However, Hu Dalang, Hu Ermei and others still did not give up their struggle.

"Dad, what if we don't want to be human beings? I think it's good to be vixens. There's nothing wrong with that.

I don’t want to be a human, so I don’t have to study. After all, you also said that you don’t need to know so much to be a vixen. I think life is pretty good now.

You don’t have to be a human being! "

"Yes, yes, dad, I think so too."

"Dad, you can't force us all to become humans. We have all become humans. Isn't that right? There is a saying that the number of sects dying is the number of sects forgetting their scriptures. Anyway, we can't forget it. My ancestors were not.

I am willing to sacrifice myself and still be a vixen.

Preserve the incense of the Fox clan for our family. "

"Sixth sister is right, I am willing too!"

I don’t know if it’s because it’s too painful to study or for some other reason. Anyway, they were all noisy and quite lively. They just slapped their chests and yelled, “I’m a vixen. I’m proud. I’m proud. Don’t change yourself into a human being. As long as you don’t Let them learn and everything will be easier.

Hu Ya almost got angry.

He really shouldn't have been too indulgent towards these guys in the first place, but now each of them has become even more aggressive.

In the end, he directly upgraded everyone's game consoles to the black room mode, and said that whoever has completed the latest enlightenment course and learned the latest pinyin learning mode will be restored.

Otherwise, you will remain in the dark room mode for the rest of your life.

Then they were beaten one by one.

They had nothing to say.

Sure enough, you should not be too polite when dealing with some people. Huairou education is not useful for everyone or monsters. Some people or monsters just need to be treated with harsh medicine.

The next step, of course, is to start New Enlightenment teaching.

And because all the game consoles have been upgraded to small black room mode and cannot be used at all, the vixens can only look at the new items in the jade slips out of boredom.

Then they discovered a new world, and discovered that the story was not only about love and love. You love me, I love you, misunderstandings arise, misunderstandings are resolved, and then they get together. It turns out that there is also a lot of trouble after marriage. Things like what will happen if you can’t give birth to a son, messy things like giving birth to a bunch of daughters who are abused by your mother-in-law, and even pregnancy, turning into the original shape, scaring your husband to death, turning into the original shape, and being led by the monks and Taoists to catch monsters. Wait a series of times, and finally end in a tragic death.

And in the palace, if you harm me, I will harm you, the queen uses poison to sterilize the harem, the emperor uses sterilization medicine to prevent a certain concubine from getting pregnant, and there are even more ruthless queens who directly sterilize the emperor, which can save a lot of sterilization medicine every year.

In addition, there are even strong women, fox demon masters, who manage to become emperors, counterattack all the way, and become immortals.

That's so exciting.

It's definitely something they've never experienced before.

Those who were already literate were better, but those fox demons who had not studied seriously before and who had not yet received complete enlightenment were really scratching their heads and scratching their heads in anxiety. They looked more like monkeys than monkeys and wished they could know all the words at once.

Then it is convenient for them to read those wonderful story books.